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Politics / Thank God I Did Not Participate In The Charade by cocoduck: 9:18pm On Feb 27, 2023
I am proud to beat my chest and say I am among those who were vindicated, staying away is the best option, but you guys said no. Tinubu is about to be proclaimed presidiot. I am happy, he is the one who guarantees the implosion of the zoo.

Politics / Re: Why I Exited Nigerian Politics - Kingsley Moghalu by cocoduck: 9:08pm On Feb 27, 2023
mariahAngel:
As long as God is, there's hope for Nigeria.
We must never lose hope, no matter what.

Nigeria's politics is not for the faint hearted.
God has forsaken the zoo. When will you learn
Celebrities / Re: Mr. Macaroni Reacts To Peter Obi Defeating Bola Tinubu In Lagos; Gets Threatened by cocoduck: 6:34pm On Feb 27, 2023
YungMillionaire:
One thing I noticed with Yoruba men with Ibo mothers is that they tend to be senseless.

This Marcoroni is a perfect example. Their mothers teach dem to hate their fathers and by extension their Yoruba lineage.

Another is the Gbadebo who wants to be governor of Lagos. His argument is that Sanwo Olu is 'not performing.' Imagine. The best Governor in Nigeria is not performing.

Whenever I see these men, I always try to observe them for a while to make sure that they are not of the senseless variety.
Does Lagos have pipe borne water? Good roads? Constant electricity. Which one of them does the mega shitty have? What has he done? He has made Lagos the new Tokyo? Usless tribalist. it is on this useless, tribalistic, religiosly bigoted website that urchins like you have mouth, because you can alwys call on the bigted mods to save you, go to twitter and you will be eaten up immidiately. If Tinubu is the best Yoruba has to offer, I really pity this tribe, well, I thank God he does not. He is just a old demented bully that has a few rascals that do vuvuzela for him. You are not more Yoruba that Pa Adebanjo, Gani Fawehinmi, etc, last I checked these men detestest whatever Tinubu Jagabandit stands for.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Wins In Lagos, Beats Bola Tinubu by cocoduck: 12:01pm On Feb 27, 2023
Yamiriflathead:
grin
Although disappointing
Tinubu tried to hold Lagos with the figures he pulled so far. Lagos is the Capital of Southern Nigeria, so what were you expecting?
This was a fight between ibos+SS+woke yorubas against Tinubu supporters in Lagos who are mainly yorubas and maybe Hausas in Lagos.

I hope Tinubu and yorubas have learnt a bitter lesson from Lagos Elections not to befriend and feed a cub because it is hopeless and dying. It will grow up and eat u up someday.

The take home from this defeat is..

Yorubas need to stop drafting non yorubas into the civil service and stop giving them prominent appointments. There are always technocrats who can always fit into any political office from the SW

Yorubas need to stop selling their lands to non yorubas in Lagos

Yorubas need to stop giving out local government of origins to non yorubas in Lagos

Yorubas need to stop allowing non-yorubas to contest for Elections in Lagos and

Yorubas need limit the numbers of voters registration of non yorubas going on in Lagos. They can't come and dictate to you on how to govern urselves after creating an enabling environment for them to thrive.

Congratulations to the incoming President of Nigeria BAT the ASIWAJU of Lagos nothwitstanding
There is nothing like woke Yoruba. Yorubas never liked Tinubu. Gani Fawehinmi for example never liked Tinubu. You can't tell me Tinubu is more Yoruba than Gani.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Wins Bola Tinubu's LG, Ikeja LGA by cocoduck: 10:42pm On Feb 26, 2023
Hendrixky:
We are getting there

It is not over until it is over

This is a big shame to yorubas and tinubu

Tinubu is just a little boy in politics he depends on rigging and snatching of ballot box

And yorubas are not educated they way they claimed

Imagine ekiti repeating voting for Apc that put the whole nation into suffering
I am a Igbo man, but I can tell you that Tinubu doesn't represent the real Yorubas. No he doesn't. He is an aberration. Do not mistake the urchins on this site for real Yorubas.

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Politics / Re: Wishful Thinking Of Our Igbo Brothers by cocoduck: 8:44pm On Feb 26, 2023
BigBrother9ja:
Senseless OSU PIGS want to trick us and force us to endorse their own grin

Una never see anything
NDI one Nigeria. More like one zoo.
Politics / Re: Biafrans You Were Warned Never To Validate The Charade by cocoduck: 8:14pm On Feb 26, 2023
Luchitec:
This write up is quite incoherent and dumb...the earlier you guys jump off this MNK/Biafran moribund train, the better for southeasterners. Despite the glaring hitches here and there in yesterday's election, there are still some discernable progress.

What progress? Please list them. You got played. But your Insanity won't let you see
Politics / Re: Biafrans You Were Warned Never To Validate The Charade by cocoduck: 8:13pm On Feb 26, 2023
jahsharon:


This type of mental illness is inherited, so it has no cure. It is the type of madness that is passed from parent to children.
what exactly are you yapping about? Isn't it clear that PVC simply means Poverty Validation Card? Is it a lie? In fact each election is worse than the previous, can't you see? For how long will you do the same thing again again and again, but expecting a different result each time? But you keep on getting the exact same result. Is that not insanity.
Politics / Re: Biafrans You Were Warned Never To Validate The Charade by cocoduck: 6:30pm On Feb 26, 2023
SUFFERInSMILIIN:


So you prefer being a slave
how
Politics / Re: by cocoduck: 4:28pm On Feb 26, 2023
Oracle16:


Relax! No government can be worse than Buhari's government. Also, note that Tinubu and Shettima will not win
story. Shetima go show una pepper
Politics / Re: Biafrans You Were Warned Never To Validate The Charade by cocoduck: 4:23pm On Feb 26, 2023
TechW:

What are you talking about, whether you vote or not, winner must emerge, are you a fool or what?
Besides, why do you still buy from zoo if you do much hate zoo?
By the way, Peter obi is winning unless the election is rigged, which seems to be playing out
Don't throw expend your stupidity on me. If the the election is free and fair, no one in his right mind will vote APC or PDP. No be today e start. I buy from where I want to buy, if e dey pain you, hug a wet live transformer, any ways, no light sef.
Politics / Re: Obi Wins Angwan Fulani Ward, Bassawa Zaria In Kaduna by cocoduck: 4:07pm On Feb 26, 2023
xquire:
Peter Obi winning:
Abia
Imo
Enugu
Anambra
Ebonyi
Rivers
Akwaibom
CrossRivers
Delta
Edo
Bayelsa
Lagos
Benue
Plateau
Nassarawa
Abuja
Taraba


Over 25%
Adamawa
Kaduna
Ondo
Ogun
Kogi
Oyo


25% or less
Niger
Gombe
Sokoto
Osun
Kwara
Bauchi

Less than 25%
Borno
Kebbi
Yobe
Jigawa
Zamfara
Kastina
Ekiti
Kano

Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉
HE Peter Gregory Obi GCFR
If that is the case, why are they calling for cancellation? Come on bro
Politics / Re: Biafrans You Were Warned Never To Validate The Charade by cocoduck: 3:56pm On Feb 26, 2023
SUFFERInSMILIIN:



All Nigerians are illiterate to do fulani. Let me explain to you my brother the illiteracy of our people. The hausa tribe was colonized by a religious book which the fulanis gave them. Southern part of Nigeria including southwest South South and Southeast was colonized buy a green white green flag which the fulanis gave them.

If you want to see the illiteracy of Nigerian people anywhere in the world just give them a Nigerian flag. A Nigerian will you run to the Sahara desert and Mediterranean get to Europe as a refugee he starts waving Nigerian flag when he cannot even go back to the talking country this is colonialism of fulani for Yoruba and Igbo
That is ehh. No be small thing
Politics / Biafrans You Were Warned Never To Validate The Charade by cocoduck: 3:45pm On Feb 26, 2023
Yes Peter Obi won landslide in many areas, but it is not enough to win, because the voters do not determine who is announced winner, it is those who do the collation that do. Right now as you read this, the Zoo rigging machine is on a high gear, and there seems to be nothing Labour Party officials and voters can do about it. We warned you not to validate the election, by participating, but you sturbornly did. Because of Peter Obi we forgot about MNK. 8 more years of slavery. Good for you, Tinubu will ruin the Naira more, me I buy things from the zoo and export them to where I am to sell at a higher price, if Naira becomes weaker, it means I buy goods cheaper in the Zoo. In other words, more money for me.

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Politics / Re: Hahahahahaha Ndi Vote, How Far? by cocoduck: 5:50pm On Feb 25, 2023
Nemesis0147:
Bush man!
thanks, after race we count mile abi?

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Politics / Re: Hahahahahaha Ndi Vote, How Far? by cocoduck: 5:45pm On Feb 25, 2023
Adexgentle005:
Dey play
OK oh
Politics / Re: Why Are Northern Votes Always Last To Come Despite voting Early. by cocoduck: 5:27pm On Feb 25, 2023
It is called sorting

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Politics / Re: Hahahahahaha Ndi Vote, How Far? by cocoduck: 5:11pm On Feb 25, 2023
maybet081:



Obi destroying APC in the north and south.
Naaaa That's not true
Politics / Hahahahahaha Ndi Vote, How Far? by cocoduck: 5:08pm On Feb 25, 2023
We told you not to go and validate their charade, you claimed you knew better, look at the VAWOLENCE that is taking place. Hahahahahahahahaha. Biafra is the only way out.

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Religion / Re: Church Of England Wants To Stop Referring To God As ‘he’, ‘him’ And ‘our Father' by cocoduck: 3:54pm On Feb 12, 2023
MessiahOfAfrica:



God is Love.


The Bible Reckons This.


So, Wherever 2 or 3 are gathered; There is LOVE. The Presence of LOVE Abounds.


When People are Divided, There is HATE; Hence No GATHERING.




The First Meaning of The First Conceptual Letter "G" of "GOD" Means "GATHERING".




Russia and Ukraine are presently being DIVIDED Killing Themselves because They Have Allowed HATE Becloud Their Sense of Reasoning.





The Next Letter "O" Symbolizes "ORGANIZATION".



The "Gathering" of People Should Advance To Getting People "ORGANIZED".


ORGANIZED To Be Productive and Profit-Oriented with LOVE That Breeds TRUST.



The Last Letter 'D' Symbolizes "Division of Labour".



So; A People That is Well Organized Are A People Who are Not DIVIDED in Spirit as They Properly UNDERSTAND Their Respective Goals and Tasks in Their Various Discipline of Divided Labour.




God is The LOVE and TRUST That Exist Between You and I.









G - Gathering

O - Of

D - Disciples.




Disciples are Disciplined Apostles of LOVE and TRUST.








Know This And Know Peace.













~ The Messiah Of Africa (TMOA)


those who practice homosexual acts will not inherit God's Kingdom. God is love, but you must obey God's commands before that love acts on you. God has said it, that if you practice homosexuality, you will not inherit His Kingdom. Stop deceiving yourself.
Religion / Re: Church Of England Wants To Stop Referring To God As ‘he’, ‘him’ And ‘our Father' by cocoduck: 4:06pm On Feb 10, 2023
MessiahOfAfrica:


God is Love.

The Bible Reckons This.

Truly; God has No Gender.
so Jesus that called God our Father, he is stupid, right? This homo thing is the 666 the Bible warned us about.We have seen people who lost their means of livelihood because they rejected the homo nonsense.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 200,000 Fresh Russian Troops Preparing To Capture The Whole Of Ukraine (Photos) by cocoduck: 12:01pm On Jan 31, 2023
The first casualty of war is the truth. Both parties are lying.

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Religion / Re: Why I Stopped Closing My Eyes During Prayers. by cocoduck: 12:21pm On Jan 29, 2023
nigeriancritic1:
Your mum was right. Depends on the level of prayer and the presence of Holy spirit in the gathering.

We had a powerful vigil around 1996 and my immediate younger brother opened his eyes mid prayer. He got slapped and never knew who did it.

I remember we were warned not to open our eyes that night.

I was present at the vigil and I know how powerful out prophet was. The prophet was later weakened.

We lack holiness these days and we can't get much of that powerful presence.
na person slap am, no be angel
Sports / Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by cocoduck: 9:26am On Jan 12, 2023
Jashub:
Shut up you lying turd . Jesus is not an angel , and never said he was one talk more of claim to be Angel Michael. grin Now see this verse :


Hebrews 1:5
For to which of the angels did He ever say: “You are My Son, Today I have begotten You”? And again: “I will be to Him a Father, And He shall be to Me a Son”?


2. Throughout the gospels , Jesus spoke more about hell than heaven. And that was the focal point of His ministry , In fact he described hell as a place that was meant for the devil and his angels(Matt25:41). He even went further as to say it's a place where their worms do not die and the fire is not quenched (Mark8:48)


3. Charles was a drunk who claimed he was the only one to see Jesus in the 1900s ...but this claim is far from what the scriptures say about Jesus himself . In fact scripture plainly says Jesus doesn't even know the time of His own arrival.(Matt24:36) . As a matter of fact , Scripture plainly says that when He(Jesus)comes we (not one person ) shall see Him


So you can see , Charles decided to deceive you and members of that cult groups called Jehovah's witnesses. grin
wetin happen na, you dey run?
Sports / Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by cocoduck: 7:46pm On Jan 11, 2023
Jashub:
Shut up. Jesus is not an angel neither is he Angel Michael. See this verse
Hebrews 1:5
For to which of the angels did He ever say: “You are My Son, Today I have begotten You”? And again: “I will be to Him a Father, And He shall be to Me a Son”?


2. Through the gospels Jesus spoke about hell more than heaven. In fact he described it as a place that was meant for the devil and his angels(Matt25:41). He even went far as to say it's a place where they have worms and the fire is not quenched (Mark8:48)


3. Charles only saw Jesus in the 1900s ...but the scriptures say Jesus himself doesn't even know the time of his arrivals


So you can see , Charles decides to deceive you and that cult groups called JWS
tell your parents to shut up, not me. I am very good at mud flinging. Read 1Thessalonians 4:16, For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
With the voice of the archangel? The verse did not say with a voice like that of the archangel or an archangel. With the voice of the archangel. How can that be, if he is not the archangel? Oh boy use your head! Is it unsusal for a person to bear two or more names? Jacob/Isreal, Simon/Peter/Cephas, Judas/Iscariot, Paul/Saul, Azariah/Daniel(If my memory serves me well), Mishael/Mishak and many more. Even Jesus/Emmanuel.

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That verse does not help you, it only proves that there is a contradiction in the Bible. One part of the Bible says there is nothing there, another part says there is something there, so which one do we choose? Don't you see how ridiculous your beliefs are? So Christians pick and choose what verses to believe and what verses not to beleive. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE JWs We do not reject Bible verses, even if we do not understand them. When Jesus said eternal fire, he meant eternal DESTRUCTION of the wicked. if you cut a naira note into two, you can still glue the peices together and the value will still remain the same, but if you burn it, it is forever destroyed, you can never get it back. So when the wicked are destroyed, they will be destroyed forever. No more will be heard of them. There is NO contradiction in the Bible. It is your intepretation that is wrong. You use other parts of the Bible to explain verses of the Bible.

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That one is from your anus
Sports / Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by cocoduck: 6:48pm On Jan 11, 2023
Jashub:
Jesus is angel Michael...No hell....The secret visitation of Jesus in the early 1900s....etc
Angels are refered to angelic sons of God. Is Jesus not a Son of God? John 3:16 called him the only Begotten Son of God. What is the meaning of the word angel? it means a spiritual being believed to act as an attendant, agent, or messenger of God. Who is the chief agent of God? Who is the chief messenger of God? Is it not Jesus? Micheal is called the Archangel, which mean chief angel, or the number one angel. so are two chief angels abi? Make una use una head. even for 35 seconds.

There is hell, hell is the common grave of mankind. there is no fire in hell, Ecclesiastes 9:10 says "Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave, whither thou goest". There is nothing there, you are simply going back to the state you where in, before you were concieved in your mother's womb, ie the state of inexistence.

Jesus is now rulling as king of God's Kingdom in heaven, it started since 1914, when kicked the devil out of heaven, and banished him forever from heaven, very soon He will extend that rulership to the earth and destroy satan and his agents for ever. I do not know about any secret visitation in 1900. You pulled that one from your anus.
Sports / Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by cocoduck: 6:33pm On Jan 11, 2023
Jashub:
False doctrines
Examples
Programming / Re: Confused Between Node Js And PHP by cocoduck: 7:44pm On Jan 08, 2023
if it is in nigeria, go with php, Laravel

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Muslim-majority Countries Condemn Taliban's University Ban For Women by cocoduck: 8:09pm On Dec 22, 2022
Fuckingmallam45:
I’ve encountered nothing in the Quran or ahadith that forbids the education of females. So Islam, as informed by the Quran and ahadith, does not forbid it. However, Islam is more than just its core texts. It’s also its traditions, history and adherents.

And that’s where Islam, in some countries, interferes with the education of females. In theory, if ahadith contradicts the Quran, the Quran prevails. Yet, in many Islamic countries, the traditional penalty for adultery is being stoned to death — despite the fact that the Quran specifies only whipping. This is because the traditional pre-Islamic penalty was stoning . . . so the penalty was brought back, by popular demand, in direct contradiction of the Quran. The same applies to education of females. In many Islamic countries it’s part of the traditional subjugation of women that existed long before Muhammad(S.A.W).

The plight of women was actually improved, somewhat, by Muhammad(S.A.W). The problem is that it’s improved far more in the free world . . . while the subjugation of women in many Islamic countries remains chained to 1400-year old Islamic texts and even older traditions.

We all know Malala’s incredibly heroic story: shot through the head for advocating female education, recovering, then going on to win the Nobel Peace Prize. At such a young age, she’s the preeminent spokesperson for female education. Some adherents, though not as extreme as Malala’s would-be executioner, are more regressive than others. Some even see no contradiction in shooting a child in the name of their religious traditions. Tradition can be more powerful than scripture and even directly overrule it.

Does Islam forbid the education of women? For far too many Muslims, the traditional (not scriptural) answer is yes.
shut up. He improved their lives so much that even A'isha complained to him that believing women are suffering more then the non believing women
Foreign Affairs / Re: Muslim-majority Countries Condemn Taliban's University Ban For Women by cocoduck: 8:07pm On Dec 22, 2022
BOLATINUBU01:
Islam respect and care for women



Only Christian and terrorist turns them to prostitute


Where is that written in the Bible. I know where it is written in either the Hadiths or the Quran

All of you that are quoting me, know that am also a Christian
Art, Graphics & Video / Please Guys How Is This Logo by cocoduck: 9:02pm On Dec 19, 2022
Please guys, una know wetin una go do na. Tell me where i fit improve

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