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Sports › Re: Who Is The Most Influential Player To Have Played In The Premiere League? by Cocolatti(m): 9:58pm On May 15, 2020
fonzie2u:
George Weah....He is now the president of his country,no other Epl player has achived that, also won Fifa player of the year,how many Epl players achieved that

Lampard,Beckham,...were jus home grown talents.
George Weah?

Premier League?

Are you kidding mehuh
Sports › Re: Who Is The Most Influential Player To Have Played In The Premiere League? by Cocolatti(m): 9:53pm On May 15, 2020
For me it has to be

Va Va Voom!!!!!!!!!!

Those who know know
Politics › Re: Buhari Planning To Steal ₦13.5 Billion Through School Feeding Programme — PDP by Cocolatti(m): 7:12am On May 15, 2020
OgbeniOja1:
Really bro? I hate PDP but for once, the raised a valid argument I thought being a buharist, you would raise a smart defence.
You are expecting a valid defense from a brainless Zombiehuh
Politics › Re: Buhari Planning To Steal ₦13.5 Billion Through School Feeding Programme — PDP by Cocolatti(m): 7:09am On May 15, 2020
helinues:
What's Pdp? Name of an animal, place or a thing?
Mannabbqgrillz, Seunmsg come and defend your Darling Daddys Govt

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Governors Demand Inclusion In Recovered Loots’ Sharing by Cocolatti(m): 7:33pm On May 14, 2020
Now that Covid -19 has affected the economy, our lazy,clueless kleptocratic Governors will go after any sign of money.
Fact though is Abachas loot belong to all Nigerians so the Governors are right.

Problem is they also want to dip their hands in the pie for themselves and not for the good of their respective states
Travel › Re: COVID-19: Saudi Plans To Repatriate Over 11,000 Nigerians by Cocolatti(m): 9:06am On May 14, 2020
There is a large Nigerian community in Saudi Arabia and 99.9% of them are from the Muslim north and south west muslims. Some are engaged in legitimate businesses there while most are into Prostitution(both male & females) and drugs.
Politics › Re: Ayade Orders Arrest Of Civil Servants Leaking Information To Media by Cocolatti(m): 4:33pm On May 12, 2020
Ben Ayade, Elrufai, Umahi, Wike etc
Are Tyrants masquerading as Civilian Governors
Celebrities › Re: Christian Obodo Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by Cocolatti(m): 12:14pm On May 11, 2020
Haba Uncle!!!
So you mean you and Ronaldo na matehuh
Anyway, happy 44th birthday
Sports › Re: Drogba Beats Ibrahimovic To Be Named Ligue 1's Best Striker Of The Past 20 Years by Cocolatti(m): 6:34pm On May 10, 2020
emmabest2000:
Dem just want to console africanas

Drogba in eague 1
played 80 games
scored 39 goals

Ibrahimovic in league 1
played 133 games
Scored 112 goals

The difference is clear

Meanwhile can anyone explain what the short man in Argentina shirt was thinking grin

To all shorty fans if u quote me and talk nonsense 疫情 will catch you grin
Stop Smoking weed una no dey hear.
So Riquelme don turn to that shortmanhuh
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Cocolatti(m): 3:10pm On May 09, 2020
LadySarah:
IWas playing with my sister and neighbor inside their old refrigerator as kids. Brethren, the boy was the conductor leaning on the hand and shouting our pseudo destination. Next the fridge swayed, fell facedown and clamped shut with all 3 inside.Nobody was home.

It was God who sent his elder sis home and she wondering why their fridge was lying on the floor went out and got help to raise it up. That was how we fell out already dying. We quietly dispersed.

It was the beginning of my introverted nature. Till today, unless very necessary you would never see me in someone's house. How would my parents feel losing two children in a day,children they locked up inside and kept key for and we left the house.

I still shudder each time I remember it
What!!!
Your story really touch me. I imagine anytime you remember you will be like what if no one showed up?
God in action
Politics › Re: Ernest Shonekan Celebrates His 84th Birthday Today by Cocolatti(m): 9:12am On May 09, 2020
Exc2000:
cool


Good one sir

Proudly representing Omoluabi...

we have An Head of State , Second in Command 2ic to the Head of State, we have an Interim President, a President , a Vice President and an Acting President...

and God willing 2023 we shall have another 8 years President


.
sadly it is this type of your thinking that makes Nigeria to be where it is today, and will continue to remain like that till eternity
Politics › Re: Ernest Shonekan Celebrates His 84th Birthday Today by Cocolatti(m): 9:06am On May 09, 2020
...and his elder Bubu Da Mumu is still claiming 76

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Politics › Re: The First Project By Julius Berger In Nigeria 1965 Was In Lagos (Throwback Pic) by Cocolatti(m): 8:53am On May 09, 2020
sarrki:
Every other state or region learn from Lagos


Lagos is the leader

Any political leader in Lagos is the head of modern day leader

Argue with prove from your region or state of origin
You claimed to be a patriot but always hiding inside your tribal cocoon.
Politics › Re: Buhari/Osinbajo’s Whereabouts: Arewa Youths Call For Femi Adesina’s Resignation by Cocolatti(m): 7:25pm On May 08, 2020
TruthSpeaker:
Was Shetima not a governor for 8 years, how well did he perform? Did he get to resign due to poor performance? When has it ever happened that a high profiled Nigerian resigned for a reason not related to having a higher political ambition?
The dude was appointed to represent the interest of the president, be it by propagation of lies or disinformation. Do you have a stand-by job to offer him after his resignation?

When Governor Ganduge of Kano state was caugh red-handed in a multimillion dollar scandal, did he resign? Did your fellow senator that was caught on cámara assaulting a woman in a sex shop at Abuja resign? Did you recommend resignation for him at any moment?
My friend shut your mouth and put on a mask. You are currently a Senator, I just hope you will resign when you are caught in a bribery, corruption or any other scandal.
Oga the Shettima in this story is different from the former Governor you are referring to.
Investment › Re: Who Trades On Olymp Trade? by Cocolatti(m): 3:51pm On May 08, 2020
csolomon:
Olymp trade has an active group on facebook of traders, its called Olymp Trade Africa Nigeria. Search for it on facebook. Currently there are 4000 members of that group and a good number of those are active traders
Thanks brother
Politics › Re: Matawalle Appoints Sanusi Mohammed As New Emir Of Kaura-Namoda by Cocolatti(m): 4:20pm On May 07, 2020
todaynewsreview:
To those comments above, please note, it's not the former Emir of Kano oh. This one is a current Army Major oh.

Try to atleast read first before making comments please

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I wonder ooh!!!
Wetin join kaura Namoda in Zamfara and Kano Emirateshuh
Its just like saying for example a deposed Ooni of Ife be appointed as Oba of Lagos.
Politics › Re: Fresh $319m Abacha Loot In Uk, France - US by Cocolatti(m): 4:15pm On May 07, 2020
12345baba:
Abacha save money for us o
But it actually look like he saved the money for future looters
Politics › Re: Fresh $319m Abacha Loot In Uk, France - US by Cocolatti(m): 4:11pm On May 07, 2020
helinues:
This Abacha really finished Nigeria gan oo
But your Darling Daddy said Abacha never stole and you Zombies still believe in his "Integrity".
Politics › Re: Gloomy Outlook For States As Federation Account Falls by Cocolatti(m): 11:24am On May 07, 2020
ttmax09:
can you drop ur number let's talk? Or email
Be careful lest you get your fingers burnt
Sports › Re: Angela Merkel Authorizes The Bundesliga To Resume This Month by Cocolatti(m): 7:49am On May 07, 2020
This is good news to Bookies and Punters. If you know, you know

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Investment › Re: Who Trades On Olymp Trade? by Cocolatti(m): 4:06pm On May 06, 2020
lilawadi791:
From what I see that Olymp Trade has huge communities on social media, that means they have real users and those users are communicating, that's difficult for Olymp Trade if it want to trick people because if it tricks one, others will know within a minute. I keep entering to their communities and see what people talk about, they seem working hard helping each other to learn about trading and making profits. I could start making profits after staying in those group and tried the trading strategies shared in the groups. For me those prove that Olymp Trade is real.
Pls does this group exist on Nairaland?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Sell Yourself In A Job Interview: 5 Powerful Tips by Cocolatti(m): 2:31pm On May 06, 2020
OP this Corona Pandemic led to job lose for hundreds and thousands all over the world. So this is not the time for People to package themselves for employment that there's no guarantee, rather people should be thinking of creating job and income opportunities for themselves and possibly others
Health › Re: COVID-19: WHO Says Madagascar's Herbal Tonic Not A Cure by Cocolatti(m): 1:41pm On May 06, 2020
This is the first time in the history of English language that a question and the answer are the same.

Q: Who declared Corona as a Pandemic?
A: WHO declared Corona as a Pandemic.

#stay safe
Sports › Re: Arsenal May Sell Up To Six Players To Fund Pepe's Remaining Transfer Fee by Cocolatti(m): 1:37pm On May 06, 2020
henryhemon:
How is pepe a flop?? He has just spent one season at arsenal, he has 4 years contract.

Let me school you, Henry was a king at Monaco, went to Juve and didn't do well,joined Arsenal and you know the rest. Pogba didn't feature at man its first time out, was big at juve,hazard was a king at Chelsea, he has not done well at Madrid,he has 5years contract yet mumu pple never call am flop. You only call a player flop when he leaves a team, the list of players who experienced same are endless.

If you don't know a shit about football, don't display your ignorance.
So to you am displaying ignorance abi? Coach Mourinho the special one!!!

Pepe is a flop QED
Sports › Re: Arsenal May Sell Up To Six Players To Fund Pepe's Remaining Transfer Fee by Cocolatti(m): 8:06am On May 06, 2020
Pepe is one of the greatest flop of all time!!!
Culture › Re: Emir Tafida Abubakar Ila Dies Hours After Hospitalisation by Cocolatti(m): 8:23pm On May 02, 2020
emezuo17:
. Is Ganduge a doctor? Thought he is an engineer.
Don't mind the mumu. Na because GanDollar get PhD so he's now a medical doctor.
Politics › Re: Air Task Force Kills Terrorists, Destroys Logistics Facilities In Borno by Cocolatti(m): 7:50am On May 02, 2020
mannobi:
Nigeria army cannot afford to be playing politics at a time like this. Imagine them slowing down assault to earn more money from FG and corona should hit the troops. Buratai should better do the finishing on time so he too can stay home. Kill these guys once and for all like the chadians did and stop begging them to surrender
The Nigerian Military are not willing to end the war. They are just dancing around the terrorist just to prolong the war. Idris Deby of Chad has shown the world that the terrorist can be wipe out if the willingness is there. But the military have discovered a goldmine in form of fighting terror and wouldn't want the tap to run dry.
Politics › Re: Air Task Force Kills Terrorists, Destroys Logistics Facilities In Borno by Cocolatti(m): 7:42am On May 02, 2020
BabbanBura:
Video else ba audio stirkes
Oil dey your head Mai BabbanBura
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Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Cocolatti(m): 9:14am On May 01, 2020
Oyibo with their wild imagination
Career › Re: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by Cocolatti(m): 8:56am On May 01, 2020
DonMustafa:
It is better to cut staff salaries than to sack them. Even if the staffs will hunt for other jobs, at least something still comes in monthly to pay bills. Complete sack is terrible.

Those of you begging bankers money, you see it is not easy anywhere in Nigeria. That is why I recommend online dating for people who need financial assistance. White people have good hearts. They have pity. They will help you if they have. You never know until you try. If it is only $500 the person sends, this is N200,000. Imagine what N200,000 will do in your life now.

This is what I did last year December when I was broke. I got a white lady through online dating and begged her. She help me and I opened a betting shop that is feeding me up to today. If I did not do online dating in December, by this lockdown, I would being eating sand. Don't just eat all the money you get. Start something small.

For those people sending PM and asking me which dating site I used, it is Bit Mistress. See the link in the pic below
Nairalanders will now bombard this Bit Mistress site the way they did to that fake Bayern Munich page shamelessly begging. Some will even invite their friends and family members to visit the site.
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Sports › Re: Screenshots Of Nigerians Begging For Money On Bayern Munich Post. by Cocolatti(m): 4:59pm On Apr 30, 2020
Yenefer:
kataba ganin Yoruba Mai jin hausa ni Fulani ce er albarka
Karya kake yi

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