₦airaland Forum

Corona Virus is a blessing to our thieving Government. The Mumu Western nation keeps donating for the sake of the masses but it is our kleptocratic leaders that are smiling to the bank

Eriggs:
non from Kano today. Allahamdulilai

Don't celebrate yet. Kano is not included because no testing is going on there. It should be something of concern not "Alhamdulillahi".

Very necessary
Though won't be easy due to Ramadan
But then Gandollar has failed to provide leadership so far and has messed up
Seems he is only good at:

1. Bribery and corruption(stuffing Dollars in Babban Riga)
2. Fighting political opponents(Kwankwaso, Sanusi etc)
3. Rigging elections(2019 rerun magic in Kano)

lafuria1:
Lol. Is not like you guys even liked him one bit. You never voted for him in the first time, you never voted for second term, you blacklisted everyone from southern Kaduna associated with him.

There is nothing He will do that you guys wil like, for him, no point.
You guys don't like him and he doesn't care, you know that for sure.

And we will never vote or like him. Never!!!
Presently there are killings going on in Kajuru by his Fulani bandits and he's doing nothing to stop the killing of the Adara people. Keep worshiping him but as for me no way. So because the Southern Kaduna people did not vote or like him then the solution is to unleash genocide on us and usurp our traditional rulers and forcefully create an emirate?

I am From Southern Kaduna and everything Reno wrote up there is the truth about that Snake called El Rufai. I pity Most southerners who are hailing him now. El rufai is one of the most deadliest politicians in Nigeria. Our people in southern Kaduna have been at the receiving end of bigotry and wickedness.

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Lagos State is a cash cow for Agberos parading as politicians. What do you expect from Th.iefnubus stooge

This reporter is rushing to have a story. This is Nigeria and salary mostly comes at the very end of the month. He should have waited till the end of the month or early may and if most states do not pay by then he can now write his report and it will make sense.

Terrorist killing themselves

There was a Country

But if na person steal Maggi now the same judgesgo carry am go jail

Animal Farm

"Pastor" Adeshina you need vision from God about this evil Government that you are serving, not seeing Abba Kyari in your dream

NevetsIbot:
Lol.. Funny stories here.

Its funny how friends used to call me Ajebutty. Those ones no sabi the suffer wey I suffer as a kid. Nna mehn... No be me chop cain, cain chop me.

There was a time Dad took a good look at me one day I was sitting outside bare chested with him and asked "How come you don't have any scar on your body?".... Oga sef know say him tear my body well a.

1. Back then.. I was maybe in primary 3 or so. I had this Sony game console at home so my place was an hot spot then for my age mates then anytime there was light.

Popman had this policy" don't bring people to my house", He also used to be away from home for days due to work and I had been seriously beaten a lot in the past for a friend coming or two...

Na so I reach house from school, Nepa bring light... I ran outside and invited everyone I could find, kids my age and even teenagers who in turn invited their friends.. Na so the whole house full like sport House. My thought was that Dad had travelled to work again. We were having fun until we heard Dad's infamous horn outside. Everyone froze, within five seconds, we heard a very hard knock on the door.. It was Dad o.

My visitors just filed out of the house telling me "sorry o" (na their parents dey always come rescue me anytime I'm being flogged) and also greeting my Dad. Come see slippers for door. Hahahaha.....

Dad walked in, told me to just kneel down while laughing... Took his cutlass and walked into the Bush to cut a rod.. I won't call it stick.. It was a rod.. You could use it to pound yam... That evening, He gave my mum money to buy ice blocks for my back...


2. We had this neighbour whose chickens used to liter our place with poop and it was my responsibility to clean it. Imagine my anger everytime her chickens passed in front of our place. Lol. I'd pursue her chickens all day (only if Dad wasn't home)

This woman has been reporting to my parents that I've been pursuing her chickens since we moved in and almost every Week, one of her chickens will come back with a broken leg or wing or sometimes else. My parents would flog me so hard I'd think I'd die.... I didn't know the D'day was comimg.

After meticulously cleaning our frontage of poop (I had this intense hate for anything that would brood flies), I been dey outside dey catch cruise only for three of her chickens to bounce in... Each one dropping poop right in front of me like they knew I'd be infuriated... Na so I begin Need for speed o with one long cane I picked up... Rounded up about 6 of her chickens after running for hours.. Fetched water into our big bowl and dipped these chickens into them for seconds.... I no know say Mama Desola dey look me...

That evening, Dad arrived and I welcomed him. He let me sleep well and woke me by midnight....omo... I pin my head for ground till day break o, in the morning, he took our iron, twisted the long hard wire four times and whipped the daylight out of me that I began to think it was night... I prostrated in that spot till the next day.

3. I and my sisters were playing pranks, I was in maybe ss1 here.. These girls had already pranked me beautifully right in my own room so I set up a little bowl of water to pour on any of them once they open the door to their room and ran out to finish my chore.. Instead of my sisters giggles what I heard was my father's angry call "STEVUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE NOW!!"

I ran in with the speed of light, as soon as I got in I got a Batista slap on my face and I slammed into the ground.. He had tried entering my sisters room and my prank worked beautifully well.. He was all drenched. I could see Angel Gabriel waiting for my spirit to leave my body. "YOU'RE DOING PRANKS IN MY OWN HOUSE!!!"

Omo.... I got beaten to the extent I was gasping for air... I was gasping and he was telling me "YOU WON'T DIE!!!" and the lash kept coming in. I couldn’t react anymore to the pain again and I was lying there like a lizard, mouth open and eyes bulging.... The only sound you could hear was the wire tearing my body. God... I still have shivers thinking of that day mehn.

That was the last Day he beat me though...

STEVUUUUN!!!!!!

My name sake

Well for me, my mother was the discipline master the complete opposite of my father(may his soul R.I.P) I chop beating and different types of punishments including denying me food sotay I grew up hating my mother. Today am grateful to her for the discipline and for raising me in the way of The Lord. Funny enough, three years ago when my six year old son was three, she came to visit and I spanked my son for something he did which I can't remember now. My mama flew into a rage protesting vehemently against me for beating the boy, and was telling me that do I know the things that I did too when I was my sons age? I said yes I know but, you never allowed me to go scot-free. I told my wife later that I've never imagined that my mother will be the one doing this today. I am grateful to my mother even though the discipline was harsh but it really reset my brain and help me in life. May you live long Mama Stephen.

BlissB:
Bros you sure say you well that time? they beat you for one you go back go do another one

One of the disadvantage of capital punishment.

bigiyaro:
the father is still alive, you can ask him on social media, maybe you have the liver to lie against your dad before the whole world but I don't think yul can do that.

He said he "did not" smell lies.

IlovePMB:
Uzodimma Hope has not paid March salary and pension. Is it April he would pay. Nigeria is cursed.

I thought he'll be better than Rochas and Ihedioha.

Chrisviboy85:
My brother, the name of the STI is called Staphylococcus locally but in medicine or lab, it might be seen as proteus bacteria, this bacteria has gone into your body through that sex, but mind you, are you sure that u don't have it before now?? Or has it been long u had this sex with face disease girl?? Because this infection takes time to develop in the body before it starts disturbing, or do you have a weak immune system?! Please go and run a urine test on infection the answer will come out surely... God bless you. But if it's this kind of infection I just made mention of, you are in for a big shit, because it doesn't go easily and it don't disturb women, but once inside the body of a male it can be disastrous......

What kind of Urine test pls?

JasonJidenna:
You see why I dislike Facebook?

Someone who was kind enough post the picture of a man who died in the US, but 15 Efulefu's "LIKED" the post.

I don't think they liked the post due to his death. Rather they are doing so because of the usefulness of the post

Another Super story from a lazy brown envelope journalist

There are possibly two reasons why they refuse to isolate themselves :
1. May be it's true that the corpse that was buried that day was not Abba Kyari
2. They don't want to miss the alleged daily 500k allowance being paid to the PTF on Covid-19

Always Repelling

When are they going to take the Battle to BH the way The Chadians did?

The Sponsors and beneficiaries of the insurgency in Nigeria are not willing to finish the terrorist because that means the tap will run dry. This is the reason why wea always hear the Nigerian Military repelling BH attacks instead of taking the initiative.
Nigeria is a country run by Scammers QED

9jaDoomCountry:
All of them are boko haram members.

Some are in the bushes, some in the senate, they have people in the army, police, judiciary and their oga kwata kwata is in aso rock. Some are on nairaland.

Come when did you hear the north complain?

Exactly, that's why the war on terror on the Nigerian side is not working because of the enemy within who are feeding fat on the insurgency

Yet a former Governor of that state who is now in the Senate introduced the Bill to rehabilitate Boko boys.

Another Comedian, Clown,Jester and attention seeker parading as a Prophet

It's like the thread is more about weird, strange and mysterious experience. Here's mine.
In my over thirty years of existence, there are some things I have done that I always have the feelings that it's not the first time I have done it. There are also situations and circumstances that I will find myself and later I will this feeling that this is not the first time I have been in that situation. I feel like I have been through this before even if that's the first time am doing that thing or passing through that situation. There's this feeling like am a continuation of some else life who has existed before me.

donphilopus:
So CoS is higher than SGF?

The office of the CoS manages the day-to-day affairs and daily routine of the President. So whoever occupies that office have the advantage of being with the President almost all the time and may have some influence over the President especially if he is a "life less" One like Buhari.

While Abba Kyari was the public face of the Cabal, Babagana Kingibe is one of the strong pillars of the Buhari Cabal operating behind the scenes. He has what it takes to take the place of Kyari due to his experience in government, or the Cabal may settle for a fresh face who is loyal to them. Anyway, it's now game on. Anything can happen

Mmuoojukwu:
One American president once said, " forgive your enemies but don't forget their names."

JFK

sholarr12:
Recently, there have been fire outbreaks in Nigeria. While many people believe that the fire outbreaks were deliberately caused by people in order to conceal their corruption, others believe that the outbreaks were caused by natural phenomena.

For me, I believe that the hot weather was a key factor in these fire outbreaks.

Hot weather
Na today we dey experience hot weather
Sokoto and Borno are the hottest parts of Nigeria yet we don't hear of fire outbreaks there. Methinks some people are using this lock down to cover up some of their shits

No be by order.
Do we have the capacity

The Babe is right Joor!!!
Is DJ Cuppy and Mr. Eazi in that list because of the Otedola name
Otherwise what have they done to merit that list

Simplyleo:
We patriotic Nigerians are fully in support of the govt effort. Mistakes and innaccuracies are characteristics of humans, but their efforts at controlling the spread is commendable.

Pigs who are whiter than the White themselves can continue sucking the balls of the infallible Donald Trump, their bloody business.

Zombies and their warped logic. So when it comes to Buhari's Government you now remember that mistakes are characteristics of human. Was GEJ and PDP superhuman