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SportsRe: Chelsea‘s Mason Mount Potential To Be 'one Of The Best’ - Messi by Cocoyamu: 10:19am On May 30, 2020
Real recognizes real.
Messi #AgbaAwo, CR7 the #Oluwo himself.
FamilyRe: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Living In Self Con.? by Cocoyamu: 12:54pm On May 28, 2020
Kirinwa:
Oga there's no shame in going after someone you care about. Why not ignore instead of further humiliating your fellow man or you think you are the only one that saw it?

There's a reason such words as persistence and patience were created.

This is an adult forum, stop forming nonsense like you are any better.
Yea, I well understand persistence and perseverance is key. But certainly not in a case like this, where the babe ignores him to the point of calling him out in public. Folks got to know when to have some dignity for themselves. Hah
FamilyRe: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Living In Self Con.? by Cocoyamu: 12:49pm On May 28, 2020
mrblessed:
Really? "Lucky will shine on you?" Just to reply a pm? Guy, you are bigger than this. Who did you offend to make you do this? How stupid and idotic can a post be. You weren't shamed enough that she publicly warned you to cease sending her pm, you shamelessly exacerbated it with a thoughtlessly demeaning reply.

I am highly embarrassed on your behalf. If you send a message to someone once and she didn't reply, why inundate her with more messages to show how desperate and cheap you are? One young man created a post this week and revealed the kind of pressure ladies suffer just because nairaland is unfortunate to have people like you as members. What a shame!
The dude no get sense at all...
HealthRe: Pls How Can I Treat A Bad And Aching Tooth by Cocoyamu: 4:02pm On May 25, 2020
holarmylekan:
Yes
Okay it's simple, and cost nothing.

See go buy garlic.

Peel the back of a single strand, and try to place it on the aching tooth (particularly in the hole). It's good you do this before you sleep at night, just so it could stay in the cavity through the night.

I promise you'll come back here to say 'thank you' by Morning.

Go enjoy relief, and sin no more. cheesy

Note: I also learnt this technique here on NL, and it's been working for me. May God bless the dude that shared the knowledge.
SportsRe: Revealed: The 20 Africans Who Outscored Drogba by Cocoyamu: 2:58pm On May 21, 2020
La click, la coronate. grin
FamilyRe: Guidelines For Unemployed Husbands With Working Wives by Cocoyamu: 12:01am On May 20, 2020
The Hausa man go say... Torr.
HealthRe: Pls How Can I Treat A Bad And Aching Tooth by Cocoyamu: 6:22pm On May 19, 2020
Does the aching tooth have a cavity (hole) on it?
SportsRe: 10 Footballers Who Have Appeared In Movies by Cocoyamu: 1:44pm On May 19, 2020
Ronaldinho also has to be on your 10 man list. He acted a role in "Kick Boxer." Which also features Jean Claude Van-Damme, Iron Mike Tyson, Baptista (WWE), etc.
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by Cocoyamu: 9:56pm On May 18, 2020
Op, kneel down let me pray for you.

May you not put your finger inside Tortoise hole someday, according to one guy up there. Oya say Amen.
Christianity EtcRe: David Ibiyeomie: "No Coronavirus In Nigeria, Politicians Using It To Eat Money" by Cocoyamu: 12:43pm On May 18, 2020
desiredhome:
So because he is your pastor then it's true.....
If Nigerian government is making money through Covid 19 what is the difference between the Nigerian government and him(Pastorpreour)?
Pot calling kettle black...
You also don't have the right to judge or criticize any of them, because you also can't spell ordinary "Pastorpreneur" correctly.
Kettle calling Pot black. smh
CelebritiesRe: Angel Osuagwu: Victor Osuagwu's Daughter Goes Viral After She Shared A Tweet by Cocoyamu: 4:15pm On May 11, 2020
missimelda01:
Nothing beats having a dad with a good sense of humour.

RIP to my Dad.
Awwwn, sorry hun. I can be a daddy for you, if you'll just let me. I got a great sense of humour too.
BusinessRe: Billionaires Supporting Fight Against COVID-19 by Cocoyamu: 5:07pm On May 10, 2020
apache22b:
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Lol, slowpoke. cheesy
RomanceRe: If You Think Your Partner Is Trustworthy Then Do This. by Cocoyamu: 9:00am On May 09, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
on the reverse, that's what a real G has to do.
No, you lie. Real G's detect even 1% trace of unfaithfulness like the guy above said, and may just choose to nip it or let it fly. They decode without stalking.
SportsRe: Top 6 Best Premier League Managers Who Never Won The Premier League Title by Cocoyamu: 8:18am On May 09, 2020
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FoodRe: 17 Years Old Boy Killed A Dolphin At a Fishing Camp In Bayelsa State (Pictures) by Cocoyamu: 12:23pm On May 07, 2020
I tire for this Kontry, na so so WAHALA!! grin
BusinessRe: BREAD DISTRIBUTION - A QUIET, UNTAPPED GOLDMINE; THE MYTHS & THE FACTS UNVEILED by Cocoyamu: 5:43pm On May 05, 2020
More blessings to you ONNYX.
Your thread is quite informative. Keep it up!
Car TalkRe: What I Saw At A Wheel Balancing Place (tire Safety) by Cocoyamu: 5:45pm On Jan 04, 2020
GOFRONT:
Pls where can I balance the wheels of my Legediz benz??
Go to Igbobi on Lagos mainland.
RomanceRe: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Cocoyamu: 9:42am On Apr 03, 2018
Oga Lala. where are you?
Oya, come do the needful o...
The public, and more importantly the "dumb folks" need to read this.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: BAT Global Graduate Marketing Recruitment 2018 by Cocoyamu: 1:03pm On Mar 26, 2018
Thanks to the OP, and everyone contributing to this thread.

I applied also, but can't open my Cultural Questionnaire page. Did anyone encounter this difficulty at any point..

Please share, if you did. Thanks!
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by Cocoyamu: 2:55pm On Nov 12, 2017
zionmde:
With all due respect, I read some of ur posts why Christian threads are opened to all to comment while Islamic threads are closed, because of the insults muslims receive on their threads i agree wit u then but not now.
I woke up this morning to see a frontpage news of a pastor laying hands on the private part of a woman, which was a comic animation, ur people opened up the floor for rain of abuses to christianity. Nowadays a christian cannot open threads without atheists and muslims flooding the thread with insults, even wen the person is in dire need of biblical directions.
U can open at least 5 christian threads that made the front page and look at wat ur fellow atheists and muslims are doing there.
If nairaland is an anti christian forum, kindly and boldly put it in a write up , we would gladly stop complaining
Yea, been noticing the influx of Atheists on this forum in recent years.

Well, the thing is no amount of lies or indifference can intimidate the truth. We all know... only time will tell.
TV/MoviesRe: Which Old Movie Did U Watch On VHS Cassette by Cocoyamu:
E plenty die...

Daram Via

The Burning Train

Commando

Mard

Never too Young to die

Toofan

Robocop 1-3

The Kick Boxer (I like this movie die),

Delta Force, No where to run, Golden Child, Coming Back To America.... etc.
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Lemme just park my bus here... chei I don dey old o.
Car TalkRe: What You Should Do If You Suspect A Car Is Following You by Cocoyamu: 11:17am On Jun 16, 2016
henrydadon:
;DwOn a highway, you can use large semi-trucks to your advantage. Wait for the right moment to weave in front of a truck without enough room for your tail to follow, nor see you. When you are out of their vision, you can quickly get off at the next exit before they have time to do the same.
Na movie scene you dey describe so...

Real life driving no be Chuck Norris movie.
Car TalkRe: What You Should Do If You Suspect A Car Is Following You by Cocoyamu: 10:57am On Jun 16, 2016
themosthigh:


This method is for pussiys....the best thing to do is to look for a close and drive in untill you get to the end of the street..make sure it is an isolated one...of they are still following you using reverse mode..quickly jam the care from the front or better still side to disarm and confuse the intruders..then pistol in hand come out and quickly shoot the driver and other occupants of the vehicle..head or chest shot is better..one the are dead,take their phones and wallet to track their senders and set the care on fir while driving away fast and smoking a cigarette...get a cool beer afterwards cool


Na movie you dey act abi?

Nor worry nah, dem nor dey tell pesin..
PoliticsRe: Dogara Receives His National ID Card Today by Cocoyamu: 10:53pm On Jun 15, 2016
Well, I went to pick mine since four months ago, but nobody carry am for news..

Anyway, so far say I first Dogara get am for dia record don do me jere.... Na life record be that. grin
CelebritiesRe: May D And Fiancee, Carolina Wassmuth In Dubai (photos) by Cocoyamu: 7:18pm On Jun 15, 2016
Just remember sey dis wan nor be Naija babe. So, If you try beat am lasan as your regular trademark, U go rot for jail or make your career be like...... lipsrsealed go ask Chris brown.
CareerRe: Immigration Service To Reinstate 2000 Sacked Personnel by Cocoyamu: 4:57pm On Jun 15, 2016
So why the sack in the first instance..? huh

A confused Govt. with decisions and policies of Confusion everyday.

*In Great Fela's voice*..... Confusion Everywhere
PoliticsRe: Militants Bomb SPDC Pipeline In Delta by Cocoyamu: 10:28am On Jun 10, 2016
kelvinreality:
I am sorry, but I cannot change your believe if you are unwilling to bulge. NDA demands are mainly out of context, how can a group fighting for it separation out of Nigeria be mediating with the political affair of that same country.
Their agitation for the release of Dasuki holds no water for me. A geopolitical zone believes a region of a particular nation is marginalizing them, but they are willing to fight that region for the release of a particular northerner who should be perceived to be an enemy.

I haven't heard or seen in any circumstance when an ally to another group will comply with an enemy on no justifiable reasons.


If really you are sincere, you would realise that they are political tools and not in any way the freedom fighter of any region.
I like this. a truly unbiased point of view, unlike some already soaked deep in Zombiesm. #TeamFencing.

I wont be surprise Dasuki is a sponsor of the NDA.
Well, I stand with some of the demands of the NDA (e.g Sharing of the oil wells, etc).
PoliticsRe: "My Biggest Sin Is That I Talked Too Much Before We Came Into Power"- Lai by Cocoyamu:
No, Your sin isn't that you talked too much, but that you lied so much (Point of Correction), and now the LIES are beginning to haunt the party.

Well, by now I'm sure the devil dreads you.. wondering per time where you learnt your Lying ability from, because he is a learner when compared to you.

"Blame GEJ for the failure of the APC and any other dissapointment in Nigeria" - Lie Mohd
BusinessRe: Interview: How I Started & Grew My Tissue Production Company In 5 Years - Eze CJ by Cocoyamu:
I am also here to stay.. Let's GO!
PoliticsRe: Ooni, Aregbesola Launch Cashew Plantation In Osun by Cocoyamu: 4:38pm On Jun 08, 2016
seunny4lif:
What's all this angry angry
B
C
Where is A?
Lol..
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ooni, Aregbesola Launch Cashew Plantation In Osun by Cocoyamu: 4:20pm On Jun 08, 2016
Yes, the earlier you start to learn how to generate your revenue from Cashew, Yam, Cocoa, Paw-Paw plantations etc. the better it is for you.

Literarily, It is fast becoming "A budget of yams" true true. grin

No more free oil.... says the Niger Deltans.

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