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ProgrammingRe: Programming advice by CodeHouse: 9:37am On Oct 12, 2014
What's your premise? Why would they not make heaven? What's the criteria to make heaven? Why did you create this topic? undecided
ProgrammingRe: Advice Needed. by CodeHouse: 9:30am On Oct 12, 2014
ProgrammingRe: Urgently Need Your Help by CodeHouse: 8:42pm On Oct 11, 2014
Just google away, there are so many you could use but incase you need help, check my signature for my contact
Nairaland GeneralRe: Oh Oh What Happened ? by CodeHouse: 5:31pm On Oct 11, 2014
shokky24:
Ok tnks,I'll make sure I make it next time
Aiit, all d best
Nairaland GeneralRe: Oh Oh What Happened ? by CodeHouse: 5:10pm On Oct 11, 2014
Fastest fingers first..while you were typing, some other dude beat you to it. When you are on a thread scroll to the botton, where you'll see the statistics of dudes viewing thesame thread as you
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things You Believed To Be True When You Where Little!! by CodeHouse:
1. When the sun is out and it is raining, A Lion is giving birth

2. When ye pick someone elses coin or money from the floor, ye shall turn to yam

3. God is urinating when it rains

4. You don't put thy hands out the window when it is raining, when thunder strikes, ye shall
become crippled.

5. When ye bury a lizard's egg for 7 days, ye shall find money in place eggs after the 7th day.

6. I grew up with the story of Madam koka, the spirit woman who levitates object around the home, making the koka sound with her shoes as she walks.

7. If ye can get the mat of a bush baby, after 3
days, ye shall become very wealthy.

8. Rubber band around your wrists will suck thy blood.

9. When ye whistle in the afternoon, snakes will come to harm thee

10. During a fight, if your opponent bites you, just rub chicken poop on it and the teeth of thy opponent shall fall off.

11. I almost pluck all my eye lashes, cos of the belief that when you pluck your eye lashes and place it on thy head, your teacher will forget to flog thee

12. If ye eat Mango and garri later, mehn! You are going to die

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AutosRe: Man Buys Land Inherits Secret Barn Full Of Cars Worth $35M by CodeHouse: 12:16am On Oct 11, 2014
shocked Mehn!
HealthRe: I Will Commit Suicide. Bye To Nairalanders by CodeHouse: 9:00pm On Oct 10, 2014
frustratedman:
I have no hope again in life. No job, no wife, cant rent a room, no family, no future. The only 200k I have for business was lost to scammers on olx. God has been so unfair to me and instead of staying alive in penury I decided to end my existence. I will chose a better destiny if there is a next life.
Mate I feel your pain if it is all true..but saying God is unfair to you? Point out areas where you think God was unfair and made your decisions for you as you pass through life daily.

Sit back, relax and think have you been totally commited to God? If God really hated you badly, it doesn't require much to deal with you, while others are inhaling oxygen, yours would just be carbondioxide..infact you will just sleep off and you are gone.

You better go to God, if you truly believe there is one and draw seriously close to HIM..for he cares!
RomanceRe: How Long Should An Ideal Steady Relationship Last Before Marriage?? by CodeHouse: 7:24pm On Oct 10, 2014
There is no such thing as ideal relationship, just like love, it is relative.

A relationship that is 6 years old does not guarantee a blissful marriage. One could start a relationship and get married after 6months and then have a golden marriage.
Science/TechnologyRe: Any Eclipse At Your Side by CodeHouse: 12:39pm On Oct 09, 2014
It wasn't stated by NASA that Africans will experience it, check their website always for such things as regards Astronomy in general
FashionRe: Top 6 Reasons You Should Stop Sagging by CodeHouse: 12:17pm On Oct 09, 2014
Afroconnect:
I don't see your point in stating sagging started from prison,it makes no sense.

Prison is not only for criminals...and the Prison of those years we used to oppress blacks.

You are trying to say it is for lowlife prisoners,am telling you that people you can never reach their heights were ex-prisoners.

Before you relate things think clearly...hip hop music started from the black slaves in slave camps too-so does it make hip hop bad or useless?
And you are saying sagging was the black way of dressing? And I didn't say it is for lowlife.or whatever. It is simple, I said sagging started from the prison, you can easily come up and say NO and then tell us where it started, simple!

Sagging started from the prison does not mean
The prisoners decided to dress that way but were subjected to that kind of dressing.

You sound as if dungeons have not been in existence and it was invented for the blacks, read your history books. Don't forget prisons were generally meant for offenders.

African kings had slaves and slaves were lowest in the class system. Till tomorrow the Igbos will not allow their sons and daughters to marry from certain tribes because they are labelled "slaves"

There is no point telling stories about colonial masters and before 1914..Life is too short to dwell on past injustices unless you want to prove to me that you are 100% Africanist.
FashionRe: Top 6 Reasons You Should Stop Sagging by CodeHouse: 11:22am On Oct 09, 2014
Afroconnect:
Fela is an ex-convict, Wale Soyinka, Mandela, Obasanjo the ruler of the corrupt ruling party of your country is an ex-convict.

Prisons were used as tools of oppressing blacks who were being rebellious to slave masters,so what are you saying?...what is your point?
Are you supporting the enslavement of your ancestors?
Obedient servants like you,keep dressing up like your English masters taught u.
You are talking out of context. I just stated where sagging originated from and you are here talking about slavery?

If you go to an American prison today, won't you find whites in there? Or what are you really saying, calm down and explain how your comment correlates with the topic.

I am not sure where I stated that sagging is good, or if I support it! Try buy understanding, abeg, ok
ProgrammingRe: Help On Database Management System For A Hospital : Urgent by CodeHouse: 8:59am On Oct 09, 2014
Contact me for your custom software, tailored towards your needs with features that will blow your mind. We don't have a ready hospital management system but we have for Labs (we added trainable expert system to it)

We can develop and deliver your Hospital Management App within your budget and time
FamilyRe: Is It Ever Okay To Make Little Babies Up ( Photos ) by CodeHouse: 8:42am On Oct 09, 2014
I totally disagree..when you girls get used to it, the effect on them as they become teens would be negative..The fourth picture look like Mama Peace sha grin

#TeachYourKids
FashionRe: Top 6 Reasons You Should Stop Sagging by CodeHouse: 8:31am On Oct 09, 2014
Sagging actually started in the prison, as all prisoners are obligated to submit all objects that might be used either to commit suicide or as weapons to bring harm to other inmates. This includes your wristwatches, belt, phones, pen, coins, etc

#TeachYourKids
Christianity EtcRe: This 'guy' Lied by CodeHouse: 8:06am On Oct 07, 2014
Pr0ton:
A confession! grin
You started an arguement and you were certain that Jesus lied, you chose the scripture, you quoted the scipture but I take it that you left some parts.

I pointed you to the right direction, to thesame scipture you quoted from and there you found that missing part.

Can we just close this topic!
Christianity EtcRe: This 'guy' Lied by CodeHouse: 10:23pm On Oct 06, 2014
Pr0ton:
LOL

You circumvented the error by quoting from Matthew (or Luke)

What should we say about John then?
I quoted from John, pls study to show yourself your errors
Christianity EtcRe: This 'guy' Lied by CodeHouse: 6:58pm On Oct 06, 2014
Pr0ton:
So they claim grin

" He comitted no sin; no guile was found on his lips . " 1 st Peter 2:22

Examine this then,

"Jesus answered [Peter], "will you lay down your life for me? Truly, truly, I say to you, the cock will not crow, till you deny me three times ." John 13:38


Really??.. Let's see the fulfilment: John 18


Vs 25"Now Simon Peter was standing and warming himself. They said to him, "Are you not also one of his disciples?" He denied it and said, "I am not."
oneeeee..
Vs 26 One of the servants of the high priest, a kinsman of the man whose ear Peter had cut off, asked, "Did I not see you in the garden with him?"
Vs 27 Peter again denied it; and at once the cock crowed ."
Two! I caught Jesus there! grin mo ko la abi
Peter’s First Denial

17 The woman asked Peter, “You’re not one of that man’s disciples, are you?”
“No,” he said, “I am not.”

Peter’s Second and Third Denials

25 Meanwhile, as Simon Peter was standing by the fire warming himself, they asked him again, “You’re not one of his disciples, are you?”
He denied it, saying, “No, I am not.”

26 But one of the household slaves of the high priest, a relative of the man whose ear Peter had cut off, asked, “Didn’t I see you out there in the olive grove with Jesus?”

27 Again Peter denied it. And immediately a rooster crowed.
Tech JobsRe: Help A Sister With Designing Of Expert System On Malaria And Typhoid Diagnosis by CodeHouse: 3:31pm On Oct 02, 2014
Cecegracen: @Codehouse, it is not a project. It is a mini project given to us by our lecturer taking us on Expert system. For ur info. I only said am a female b/c some were mistaking me to be a guy. Dont bother about doing it for me, okay. All the same thanks for ur comment.
Ok, Expert system for a mini project? Could fit more for a final year project, especially when it is on Malaria and thypoid, most hospitals don't even have it as part of their system.

About the female issue, having a look at the topic again, I can relate with the "help a sister", generally a username without the (f)sex status makes it feel like one is a male, excpet the username states otherwise. Not to mention the fact that some guys pose as female on the forum.

My apologies...
Tech JobsRe: SJ by CodeHouse: 9:04am On Oct 02, 2014
Virgohills: Where are my developers?
Your developers? grin
Tech JobsRe: Help A Sister With Designing Of Expert System On Malaria And Typhoid Diagnosis by CodeHouse: 8:59am On Oct 02, 2014
Cecegracen: @all, I am actually a female, unfortunately, I am not a programmer, but I understand from my knowledge of expert system (theory) that it has to do with heuristic. Bottom line, i cant even program in simplest programming language talk more of Expert system.

And the money for it is not there too undecided

I was actually thinking that the gurus could help me out, but I will have to think of something else.
Why the emphasis on "female"? If you had programming knowledge, it would have been a different thing...you require someone to write you an expert system, a school project, right?

Personally, I don't think you could pay for my knowledge or whatever time and resources, I might put in your project but to come up with the "I am a female" and "I don't have money" idea because someone here suggested it, c'mon? That's messed up! Anyone could have done it for you for free, really!

Maybe you should think of something else that will not take time or tasking and you will find many supplying the codes as someone pointed out.
Tech JobsRe: Help A Sister With Designing Of Expert System On Malaria And Typhoid Diagnosis by CodeHouse: 8:11am On Oct 02, 2014
Laryokeke: An Expert system in four days? What are these people smoking? The guy am quoting gave you an excellent alogorthm and you should dedicate all your time to working on it and whatever you have left, should be spent thanking him!

By the by, I could spin a relatively complicated app of this stature in four days but FOR THE RIGHT FEE!
Good morning mate! And you think I depend on that algorithm (method) to write an expert system? Others can't do it in four days but you could? For the right fee?

I am sure that algorithm is appealing to you and you've thought of it to be so logical that it is infact the perfect solution?
Tech JobsRe: Help A Sister With Designing Of Expert System On Malaria And Typhoid Diagnosis by CodeHouse: 7:29am On Oct 02, 2014
undecided expert system with 7 dropdown..why not just ask the doctor? Well I intend to design a system with voice and other features to enhance functionality, rich GUI, reporting - offline and online, etc
Tech JobsRe: Help A Sister With Designing Of Expert System On Malaria And Typhoid Diagnosis by CodeHouse: 11:42pm On Oct 01, 2014
webdezzi: guy, next time you need urgent help, modify your gender to F and see codes fly in in python, java, php et al. grin

just kidding, this should guide you.

get all the symptoms of malaria, get all of typhoid
then create a form in the language or platform you were taught.

lets say malaria has 5 symptoms, typhoid has 5 with 3 from both sides intercepting
then your form should have a 7 dropdown or select formasking how the patient is feeling.
it will be 7 because 3 extras from the intercept has been removed

then in your code, do a check

if-else is what you need and i believe you must have been taught
you will be doing 3 checks
malaria, typhoid and "sorry, we can't diagnose"

i encourage you to put some effort into writing the initial code and let us correct you.
that way, you will learn.
undecided
Tech JobsRe: Help A Sister With Designing Of Expert System On Malaria And Typhoid Diagnosis by CodeHouse: 4:51pm On Oct 01, 2014
Cecegracen: @Code house and all, am sorry, I just got the chance to view my thread. It is a mini project needed within 4 days. Just a simple program that will be able to determine if one has malaria and typhoid based on the info the user or patient will supply. The only difference is that it must be an expert system
Apologies accepted..yes, I could develop it for you within your stipulated time. Pls if you are on whatsapp, let's talk there for easy communication.

Supply your data and let's talk, I will design and develop your software.
Science/TechnologyRe: 22 Year-old Unilag Extra-year Student Launches "Kilonhappen.com" by CodeHouse: 2:49pm On Oct 01, 2014
Fine but why the long talk on failure, failure..uffffffff! So much failure in your post, I had to force myself to read it all! undecided

And don't tell me you failed because of the site you designed? I checked your site and something, somewhere isn't just in place, you still have so much to work on..Keep at it! You will get there soon
Tech JobsRe: Help A Sister With Designing Of Expert System On Malaria And Typhoid Diagnosis by CodeHouse: 6:44am On Oct 01, 2014
Hello..How soon do you want it? I will work on your project and deliver promptly! Check my signature for my contact
PoliticsRe: When I Listen To Some Statements … I Feel Sad For Nigeria – Jonathan by CodeHouse: 3:09pm On Sep 29, 2014
Knownpal: Please check your e-mail.
Hey mate! I've not been active on my BBM, will check now
PoliticsRe: When I Listen To Some Statements … I Feel Sad For Nigeria – Jonathan by CodeHouse: 8:19am On Sep 29, 2014
chinwike2: this Analogy Mr president is making with rivers and lagos states is not short-sighted because they are all his territory, is there a part of the analogy you don't understand ? Please sir dont lose sight of the message on UNITY
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by CodeHouse: 11:04am On Sep 28, 2014
#TeamBaldy..all true! The money part, the bedding part, the whole sensitivity thing, etc All true.

We don already labour fo heaven before we come, so we no dey poor grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Operation Bye-pass Your Meter In Edo State by CodeHouse: 12:54am On Sep 28, 2014
I totally agree...why should we pay for power not consumed with no explanation of some sort? angry
ProgrammingRe: For Beginners: Learn How To Create A Simple Android Native App by CodeHouse: 7:04pm On Sep 27, 2014
Please allow him to continue without distractions.

I personally will not teach anyone all there is to know, thereby allowing you to research and expand your knowledge but with the way he is going, it will help those who really are new to android app development.

The best way to go about such forum tutorials, is to allow the instructor ask if anyone wants to ask a question as regards the lessons at different stages, so there won't be more comments unrelated to the topic than the actual tutorial.

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