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Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by CodeRED(f): 1:36am On Dec 07, 2008
HEY HUN wink, WHAT'S UP? kiss kiss kiss

@TOPIC
"IF U want it then u shoulda put ah ring on it" oh oh oh, (single ladies) by Beeeee, I love this song, grin
RomanceRe: The Phrase ''friends With Benefit'' by CodeRED(f): 1:17am On Dec 07, 2008
Sistawoman, great response wink, Keep it real girl.


@topic
I see ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with FWB. Matter of fact, with the calibre of boys opps, "men" we have populating today's world, it's just best to use them for what they are almost worth. It's like having your cake and eating it too. cheesy
RomanceRe: I Have A Very Bad Relationship Habit Am Not Proud Of It But I Can't Help It! by CodeRED(f): 1:03am On Dec 07, 2008
@poster,
I applaud you for bringing your plight to the public albeit it is indeed a serious and if I may add sick, very sick matter. Honestly, I suggest you seek professional help. Too bad situations have turned many of us into monsters. I can assure you there are many more like you on this very forum. My prayer for you in 2009 is that you will grow "balls" and undo the wrong you did. As someone mentioned earlier, Karma is indeed a bitch, See what just transpired with OJ? Repent and do what's right. Yes you were hurt and no one deserves to be hurt, especially by the very same people who vow to love us. However, that does not in anyway gives you, or anyone for that matter, the right to seek revenge. Just my two-cents. All the best!
RomanceRe: When U Are Deeply In Love With Your G/f,can You Give Her Access To Your Atm Card by CodeRED(f): 12:46am On Dec 07, 2008
j-girl:
Codered, don't blame me. I wanted to give the yeye guy a gift o!
LOL. Do ur thang, just browsing, far away from me habitat kiss, see ya laterz
RomanceRe: When U Are Deeply In Love With Your G/f,can You Give Her Access To Your Atm Card by CodeRED(f): 12:41am On Dec 07, 2008
j-girl:
Did he give it to you after the deed or when?

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
LOL! Who told you? Did i not ask you to give me your card so that i can buy you gifts? What was your reply ehn?
Answer and let the whole world know o!
See your face tongue.

@topic
Well I would my boyfriend to trust me enough with his Platinum card. Afterall, if he cant trust me with his cash, then he might as well forget about entrusting his heart to moi,
RomanceRe: Its Hard Being A Woman In A Man's World by CodeRED(f): 2:34am On Dec 06, 2008
Pataki:
See why it is best to go back home and pick a home grown lady. grin Who will listen as directed and not raise questions which are not necessary. tongue A lady who is not familiar with the laws and is ready to respect the fact that it is a man's world. cheesy
Thanks to NOllywood, even those ones now know the truth cheesy cheesy. Their eyes have been open and the abuse under the myth of "it's a man's world" has been exposed.  tongue tongue.

I am  so sorry for the ladies that have been duped by norms and cultures. So sad, sad grin.

Don't worry as long as you agree to make me an equal partner, I dont think we will run into any difficulties. ( where is J-girl?) cry
RomanceRe: Its Hard Being A Woman In A Man's World by CodeRED(f): 2:23am On Dec 06, 2008
Pataki:
If you are moving into my suite, girl you live by the rules set in the house!
That's where cultural ( thank GOd) differences set in. We don't move into a man's house. We move into OUR house, the ONe we both paid for. And the law is always on our side. So if I were you I would start behaving, before the judge gives you 6 weeks to vacate the premises grin grin
CelebritiesRe: ~ O J Simpson Gets 15 Years In Jail ~ by CodeRED(f): 2:18am On Dec 06, 2008
@topic
He didnt get enough. For all those 'senile NLders" who still go about ranting there is NO such thing as karma. LEt them wake up. As we say in the islands "moon does run til daylight catch em" Bastard,
RomanceRe: Its Hard Being A Woman In A Man's World by CodeRED(f): 2:13am On Dec 06, 2008
Pataki:
grin grin grin

You know every na. I for talk more than this, but too many gbegboruns plenty for this particular thread. That said, I still stamp am LIVE!
Move into your condo, or you move your ass into mine? tongue
LOL.As long as I have my "pink" room so you wont be trespassing in my space every damn day and night tongue
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Is Married! by CodeRED(f): 2:11am On Dec 06, 2008
Kweenisha:
I have no clue who she is
I hope it lasts since they don't stay married for long.
That's what happened when you leave Nollywood in preference of Hollywood. cheesy

She is not really my fav. Her fashion sense sucks, but she is a so-called NOllywood celeb. She has nothing on my Stella and Rita though. But as we all know every monkey has its owner jare cheesy
RomanceRe: Its Hard Being A Woman In A Man's World by CodeRED(f): 2:08am On Dec 06, 2008
Danke.:
hahhahahahahahhahhahahah u silly gurl grin grin cheesy

missed u too hon kiss kiss kiss did u get my msg? wink. How is Madam Osisi? Hope she didnt eat that whole turkey I heard she stewed for Thanksgiving.
kiss kiss yes Love I did.And I replied you but apparantly you had already left.  Me miss yo too oo,

@topic
Man's world my fine ass. Let me see the man I move into my condo, feed and cloth tell me it's a man's world. When he starts paying half my mortgage then maybe he can start sharing a part of our world.
RomanceRe: Its Hard Being A Woman In A Man's World by CodeRED(f): 2:01am On Dec 06, 2008
lololololololololololololololol//

Lard I missed this place. some pple NEVER learns. I am off my drugs tonight so Iam up all night. Can someone please call my name,

Danke.I missed you girl, kiss kiss
RomanceRe: My ! by CodeRED(f): 1:56am On Dec 06, 2008
A-40:
I admire this guy's confidence the dude is just straight up bragging

@topic
Have you not heard of a Menage-au-Trois?
Is this the reason why you have been MIA or rather "cold" all day? huh.
Got your msg, I have been under the influence all day grin.

@topic
Prolly "Shena" turned "Sane" is doing her much better with her fingers than you did with your "useless" oko cheesy. I dont blame her one bit.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Is Married! by CodeRED(f): 1:45am On Dec 06, 2008
Jesus son of Mary, did Patience use a broom to apply that eyeshaddow? lol. Keep it up Rita. I can see you have some exposure. It shows in your attire.
RomanceRe: Charming Toads by CodeRED(f): 12:38am On Nov 29, 2008
@First Lady, wats up darlin kiss


@topic,
Why waste time charming toads when you can score princes?  You can take a pig out of mud, but try as you might you can never remove the mud from the pig.
RomanceRe: Where Are All The Good Boys? by CodeRED(f): 8:54pm On Nov 27, 2008
@Deborah,
You lucky say me turkey came out good or ah would ah pepper yo tail tongue tongue tongue tongue( run with those bondo legs before ah break them grin

@First Lady, I am sending yours with H2O. :DPeace out Y'all,

@Jenny, we shall meet on the other side babes kiss
RomanceRe: Where Are All The Good Boys? by CodeRED(f): 8:44pm On Nov 27, 2008
j-girl:
LOL! where else will you find me?
What did you do to whitelexi?
As soon as he found out you're me e-mama, he ran faster than Usain Bolt.
Girl! What have you done?
LOL! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
ah dunno oo, Maybe he is a memeber of NATDI grin grin.

@topic
Good is too vague a description.  Good at cursing, making love, lying, sinning, caring, cooking, stealing, eating, .What exactly are they good at?
RomanceRe: Where Are All The Good Boys? by CodeRED(f): 8:38pm On Nov 27, 2008
j-girl:
Okay post-wise, I think I'll increase my number from 2 to 4 good guys. Some of them are actually sensible. You need to review some of their posts and you might change that list a little bit.
I appreciate good things a lot. A-40, Tbk and some others do make very good posts and may be good guys. But I've seen them flirt with girls on NL numerously and I've seen some of their stories too. Very entertaining.

Whitelexi, my e-mama is CodeRed aka islander.  smiley smiley
LOL. I just knew I would find your ass here grin grin grin,

@topic
The ONLY good guy on NL is here with me, Under me umbrella, cheesy cheesy. I am sending him back to Abuja as soon as am done "paralysing" him with my pepper.
Foreign AffairsRe: Islamic Terrorists Rock India by CodeRED(f): 5:08am On Nov 27, 2008
*osisi:
How does one stop a man who believes killing us is not just his religious duty but that allah will reward him with 72 virgins with ample bossoms and regenerating hymen when he gets to his Islamic paradise?
Pardon my ignorance dear. But growing up on the islands, the closet I got to any such thing was in Trinidad with Abu BAka and his crew of wannabe muslims staged an unsuccessful coup. I never knew the above mentioned promise is what motivates these fools to do what they do. For the love of God are people this gullible? People really believe this crap? SO this is what their Koran teaches?
Wow and to think I defended them many times on NL, Thanks for the infor. My apologies to anyone I may have crossed regarding this issue. Now I know.
Foreign AffairsRe: Islamic Terrorists Rock India by CodeRED(f): 4:30am On Nov 27, 2008
I am viewing it as we speak.

God help us all. I am packing my ghana must go and head back ah yard. I am tired of these smelly, hairy ppple and their devilish ways,
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 4:26am On Nov 27, 2008
j-girl:
LOL - Codey, you're on crack. You just giving me up that way.
grin grin grin grin, After my proposed criteria? naaa, You know how I roll na,
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 4:21am On Nov 27, 2008
*osisi:
una no dey cook for thanksgiving?
I've been slaving since morning
LOl Quantos would love you for that cheesy. I am going by family but have to make some stew fish. That can be done tomorrow so no rush dear.  DHL my turkey, I oNLY eat the neck though,

OgidiBoy:
Wow, that amazing who would have ever thought. Men NL last 2 years used to be on fire with you two.


Me and J have to finalize a a lot of things, will keep you informed.
Yea things happens. BUt Doz and I are cool now. Havent heard from him in a while though. I hope he is well,

As per J una mek me go ah me first naija wedding oo.Hurry up before say I clock 50 grin
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 4:14am On Nov 27, 2008
j-girl:
LOL! Thankfully, I have never been on the receiving end of her abuses.
ohhhhhhhhhhh, see this one na tongue

OgidiBoy:
Sh^t hell yeah I'm scared, did you witness the fight between her and Donzman. That girl got my boy crying like a little bitch. lipsrsealed
What if I am to tell you DOnz and I happen to now be best of friends? grin yea we made up ( in person) grin grin wink wink wink,

Trust me I am an angel, ask J girl, Cuteass and Omo Eko, and TBK, Pataki, A40( can name a lot more) cheesy I only bite if provoked.
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 4:06am On Nov 27, 2008
OgidiBoy:
Babe later when all these people leave you and I can talk more ok. I feel a love connection tonight embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Feel which love connection? It was gas in your tummy. You prolly had too much eba for dinner jorgrin grin
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 4:01am On Nov 27, 2008
whatever90:
waht r u doing online? grin grin grin grin missed u jare,on d other side wink
Girlfriend, I wasnt feeling well, and was given some drugs. Those shit made sleep all day, as a result I am wide awake now with nothing to do ( actually have tons of semantic codings to do) angry angry, I came here to catch some fun, but seems all my e-foes are in bed grin grin grin

I am always on the other side na. I told you enter anytime, I am always there love. kiss



OgidiBoy:
Is that you Islander shocked shocked I've heard so much about you, I've seen you and babyosisi and TOH get to fights, please don't be mean to me I know you can be mean lipsrsealed

*** ogidiboy is scared of Islander**
LOL, I ONLY fight pple who step out of line. You are safe. As per Osisi, we cool now. AS long as you behave fear not. grin
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 3:57am On Nov 27, 2008
OgidiBoy:
Easy dear with the little money you get from your folks and the little money I make from my part-time job, we can get an Apartment in a Mexican-ville you can even apply for welfare or section 8.
Over me dead , sexy body grin grin grin grin,
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 3:54am On Nov 27, 2008
OgidiBoy:
Come on codered, why are you dissing me like that sad me stingy heck no, my mama thought me right thank you tongue
ohhhhhhhhhhh, Somebody please tell Ogidi Islander is being nice na, You call this dissing? grin grin grin chinekeeeeeeeeeeeee, cheesy cheesy

I am trying to help you here. I like you as a brother-in-law already and we havent even shared palm wine. U see dread cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 3:48am On Nov 27, 2008
@First Lady, Odigiboy is not broke, just damn stingy grin grin grin grin,  Don't mind him, give him a glass of warm milk everynight then take him to the "cleaners".  grin ;DHe has to pay the bills when they come nnow.



OgidiBoy:
I have a part time job right now, I'm sure J-Girl and I can manage on that right now till I'm making good money. I don't want to hustle, my buddy and I tried that and we got in trouble with the law so I'm done hustling. My game is weak cry
That's great. Atleast you not burdening the system, J he is a man with a mission. I think we can work with him, Call my private line now girl. let's put this plan into action grin
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 3:42am On Nov 27, 2008
OgidiBoy:
Abeg no vex, I'm only in my final year of school maybe when I get that high paying job then I can handle somebody like you. sad
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin, You can hustle now grin. When you are ready to do business, then I will take you seriously. Until such time I am gonna have to continue looking for suitors for J Girl.  Keep beating the books, yo ear?  WHo knows, with luck she might still be available after you've taken care of your business.
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 3:32am On Nov 27, 2008
OgidiBoy:
Brideprice huh huh abeg I no wan marry you, I no fit handle you. see your head like stocks and bonds lipsrsealed

***ogidiboy runs from thread****
see this one, marry you? YOu cant handle me dread.  I will spend your week's salary on a pair of Jimmy Choo grin grin, I was refering to marying my e-baby J girl.


RedHotChic:
Common pay the price and marry her.
How are my god-children Deepni and Hannizo doing dear? cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 3:19am On Nov 27, 2008
j-girl:
LOL! What would you do to keep a man? You better advise the less fortunate (e.g. people like us) out there.
ROFL, I have not problem in that department dear. They get addicted to the Pitbull and thus find it very difficult to part ways grin grin grin.

Erhmm, Treat them the same way they treat you. If they treat you like an Empress you return the Emperor favour. If they treat you like a bitch, treat them like a mongrel. They will love you for it grin grin grin


OgidiBoy:
WHO ME shocked shocked shocked abeg oh!!
See this one na cheesy cheesy. Ofcourse you. You better have your brideprice ready. And I am not talking Naira. I ONLY take "black and Platimum" cards, Stocks and bonds cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 3:11am On Nov 27, 2008
See these two Hot ones cheesy cheesy cheesy, Y'all need to stop this e-shagging, I am becoming weary of all these e-babies cheesy

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