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@poster, arent you summin else?

Yes of course, I believe in always having something for rainy days.  It's like an investment plan. You make sure you reserve in the event of a shortage.

I sure do miss the OLD NL, This place has gotten infested with too many gutter rats,


I am about to cause some real trouble on the land. I am waiting for the traffic to build up first,

J-girl and A40 better dont come preaching for me to behave.

Oscar, you are welcome dear

Oscar J:
uhm!!!

mine was that, i inserted my d into her p n jerked just twice n i pulled out saying i was only kidding with her. meeeeeeeeeeeen she almost killed me that day.

Forgive him Lord for he knoweth not what he did

whitelexi:
If u sabi swim, you cannot drown. . .  Even fish no go fit navigate water pass u, so carry go bros, i dey your side as long as everything go stop after marriage sha

I am praying for you as we speak . You need Jesus, 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I think was the time he refused to accompany me to fashion show, instead he took his dog to the Vet. So I coloured the pup pink to get back at him.

whitelexi:
Water is water, bros taste pure water, spring water, river water, fountain water, even salty bar beach water sef. . .  Taste all of them while u can.

And don't bother about who else is testing waters sha, what u don't know can't harm u

rofl, see ur face, That's why some of you get drown

Test waters, and you may get drown,

And that's the most important thing. Everyone needs to be happy with who they are( I am ) We all have things, if we could have, that we would have wanted to change. For me it's my height. My concern for obese people lies with their health. All the best Ms. S

thegame:
the doc said u are pregnant with twins.^remember now why the talking dread, ??i talk smooth

Smooth like Garnet Silk( RIP) .

I saw one pic of yours and you arent by definition "obesed".Are you saying you have added weight? If so, how much? I think it depends on one's height to, right?

Over the summer I was at 122 and my doctor told me I am over-weight. ( becos of my height) S0 I had to drop atleast 15 to be considered healthy. Truth be told I am confused on who is and who's not.

thegame:
Poster needs to abolish his intentions or in plain language, give them up. j-girl and i have twins on the way not to talk of the 6 we already have. it's supposed to be secret though but when some guys wants to take what is urs from you, you gotta SHOOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

wat da heck?

First Lady this is becoming some serious shit now, ( pick up ur phone jare) And you better be prepared to talk dread

HR.hotness:
WHAT?!!

WHERE?!!https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/13.gif

should i be afraid of u now? https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/17.gif.

Naa afraid of me? why? I am 4ft 3 in . What a midget possibly do to you?

But seriously you are not obesed

I will keeping vigil for the poster. He really needs to come clean and let me know of his intentions o

HR you are NOT obese( I have seen your pic )

*osisi:
my dear only a small handful of obese people have a genetic defect.
That's just an excuse to lose control

Yes my dear I am fully aware of that too. One once told me, well her mother is fat, grandmother was, so it's ok if she gets fat too. NONSENSE
Osisi I hope that Jamaican has finally let Mr.Osisi alone o, ( or I will have to come flexicise me muscles on her now

Seriously, I was placed on hormones a couple of years ago and it really added some pounds and I was taunted by my friends a lot. And to think I just simply went from a size 2 up to a 6 and I was called fat. So I empathise with fat people, especially those who have no control over it at all.

*osisi:
ruben studdard,the velvet teddy bear?
he's just big boned

I will pass on those types of teddy bears o. I don't want "crushed by hubby" written on my DC.

*osisi:
but honestly speaking try seating near a really large person on a flight.
His legs and sides will be all up in your space

Last year I was on a jetblue flight to Las vegas and this 340lb elephant was near me. SHe was all up in my "lil sef", I had to be wiggling like a worm to just to get my share of oxygen. And what really threw me off was when she decided to see. Her carryon was filled of snacks( all junk)

Osisi and HR let me apologise, Honestly, I missed that vital part. I meant to say, those who deliberately make themselves fat.  I am aware that genetics play a huge role in one's makeup. My bad. sowry

j-girl:
LOL! Are you trying to scare the dudes? In case you haven't heard, we are considered bitter women and we're supposed to be desperately seeking attention. . . don't you think this will be a bad move to scare them off?

I will take bitter anyday over deceitful and gullible.  . I am not bitter jor. I am full of too much sugar to be bitter ( ask Ayefele )

BTW where is A?  I hope one of these NL wayward girls didnt snatch him o.  I am his guardian angel now

@topic

YES YES YES, THE MTA should look into this measure to close their sillyass budget gap instead of a fare hike, Mad people.

I am sure these lazy people will cook and stop going to MD to eat junk.

j-girl:
Are you sure? I did not know that I had twins in the oven shaEmpress, I have NO idea. I was just minding my business causing trouble and all of a sudden[b] i have 8 kids. [/b]

Lard hav mercy. welcome to my club sha, I have 5 ,

Just tell your suitor he will need to see me in my maximum security office before any bride price is decided upon.  I will need to examine his stocks and of course a pre-nup will be in order,

First Lady, who man here asking to know you? erhmmmmmmmmmm, Let me go gather my investigators together and get cracking on this one.



YOu have a lot of explaining to do missy. You know your e-momma dont play like that now.

whatever90:
buahahahhahahahahahahahah

welcome back dearie,awwww,u see ive missed u so much,this place can never be d same wtout islander hope u r back for good sweets

Honey, I missed you too. Well I will try to come as often as time permits. Truth be told I am really pressed for time especially these days.

But the Land still is over populated with comics and dreamers. I just love it, Can't wait to come back and put babies in their cribs so they understand thier places here.

Islander will soon be heading home for a tan . Dont worry tell Mr Kadry I have his rumpunch on my list,

How is Mama Osisi? Give her my regards and tell her I hope that Jamaican has left Mr. osisi alone now . ( about to get ready for work o)

I had to show up here just for the laffs.

I am missing this place, but on strike until seun releases my original moniker.

I love Nairaland and its drama,

jenny am back.

PS, well not all. Pataki, TBK, A 40, Tafari and even the bighead Kit n the inmate Doyin treat the Empress right,

Osisi , what you know about "victoria don tell all her secret?" lol,
Truth be told, one of my  client's mom is some marketing director at Limited Brands( the company which owns VS, Express, Limited et al) so I usually get the products free. What amazes me is that i sneaked into her room one day(lol) well not exactly, had to use the bathroom upstairs since the one downstairs had issues, and low and behold she had a jar of vasaline intensive cream on her dresser, There was NOT no VS products anywhere in that house,

I personally think the products are over-rated and NOT made for people of colour. But realistically speaking , to each its own,

Mohawk, how is my lil boyfriend doing?  And to answer your question, the ONLY product of theirs I really fancy is a "brown sugar body scrub" I think it was discontinued last year after the holiday season,

Ladies, take it easy,

H2O2:
Why are you people trying to shine the attention on me? I'm just the camera man.  

Omo Eko, did you really have to go wake up Islander?  you are such a cry baby.

And why are you people being so disrespectful to TOH?  It's inappropriate and disrespectful to call a virgin woman a ho.

LOL, had to come back for the LAST time( me hope) Islander doesnt sleep, she is "witch" ,

Virgin ma rass hole, One day some of their hymens will come back to haunt them from the dead, Even those who used to shack up every weekend with their( or borrowed ) men, still dey claiming virginity, let me go sleep dread, I am just tired of these pple lying pon dem pussy, abeg,

TOYOSI20:
Don't do YIM's, its hard not to notice when these kinds of rubbish makes its way around NL, that's all.

NO hard feelings, Just needed to set the records straight, On that note be careful who you associate yourself with on NL, There are a "bag" of wolves here pretending to be 'friends", Do like me, don't watch no face, They get out of line, 'buk dem rass clath up", On that note I have to go feed my cat. Let the useless, hobby-less( if there is such a word) pple continue to spread my name, Thank God it wont take an ounce of my sexiness,

TOYOSI20:
@ Karma

U're going to have to come bigger, badder and stronger than that,. . . . . . .

I'm like an old elf . . . . .lol, my skin is as tough as nails bring it on.

I have essentially come to a conclusion that u actually reach an orgasm, with cyber fights, it really is sad,

I'm no Osisi, Islander, Trooe, or the latest A-40, and most of this people happen to share something in common, in

otherwords if that much trash is being carried around about me,. . . . . .men I go hide for cover, like literally, go on exile,

But Auntie that seem not to be the case here any way, Like I said, me I get shame I be woman,

B.T.W, I'm waiting

Babylove,
And of course You can NEVER be Islander, She is an Original, BTW I suggest the goat who is feeding you this crap about me, or rather the bats who have been peddling my "name" on their YIMs should really come clean.

For starters he/she better dont start tonight or I will flatter them.  for starters I was wondering if the lil mongrel tagging behind Mama puppy knows that she was with the same dude she has confined in her about?

I am telling I have been away for a reason, but nothing beats coming back in style,

I await my grand entrance,

I AM SO PROUD TO BE ALIVE TO WITNESS HISTORY,  Our forefathers didnt suffer in vain.


Osisi thanks for your consistency and dedication, I noticed a lot of "traitors" now sneaking out of their dens to turn Obama supports, I used to read their rants,  I know those who were loyal ALL along.


GO ABAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

chrisoml:
Baby I want to hear from the Lord first so that we won't end up with a wrong life partner

This is NOT at all an excuse, but rather the MOST intelligent form of reasoning. Too often many of us embark on "adventures" without consulting The Most, only to end up running to him to repair our broken hearts, lives et al.

@topic
My horoscope states our signs arent compatible,

j-girl:
LOL - Stop hating because i have a place to hide.
Oh so you know how it is to be in love huh? Explain more to us Sensei ;DLMHO!

When I see you in a few weeks I will explain. ( I have been doing a bit of thinking since that chat last night hon .

@topic
From experience I found that most times LOVE is staring us but we are so blind-sighted we tend to miss it. Don't be like me and miss it, because for some people, once gone, it will never return.

Men are, They lie so much that it has become second nature. And what gives me a good laugh is how they go about doing it. I mean, acting all smart, yet they leave so many clues,

I have long learnt to "nod and smile" when a guy promised you he wont ever cheat. Afterall, ONLY a foolish woman believes such vile, And getting jealous is a waste of energy, when You can gladly get even,

j-girl:
Denial!
What do you call that thing you have for Ruby Pearl?

Ello is here so yo dey ah hide??

@topic
YOu will know, It's not something you can express in words, trust me