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LOLLOL. This is new. Ok, so from now on I will tell my hubby "Olive Juice" instead of " I Love you"

yong babe:
Well if u really want 2 make her fall, u can push her

Very funny,

@topic
You cannot force or make someone fall in love with you? And why on earth would you wish such?

A-40:
That guy should have his blood,urine and even his stool tested.WTF

Really though that guy must have a hidden jet-pack inside his ass it was as if he was running with women   Asafa Powell and co. where made to look like grandmas[b] i don't think he is on drugs though, did anyone notice the conspicuous absence of the Americans?I will like to see him run the 200's as well[/b]@CodeRed
You changed your name again Mami? now you are really getting me confused

LOL.He is NO drugs. It's the result of fresh fish, volcanic-grown weed, lots of green bananas, dasheen, jerk and Iguanas

Re: was sent to the slammer again o. How de body?

Dr Kitaun:
superhuman ma foot

who knew the dolt last year

all of a sudden he starts running 9.69

this guy will soon test positive

Shut the hell up , Stop hating pon me brethren. Why yo na send yo brethren to run 100 dash too? eh?

I have been telling you, Weed is the healing of the nation, drugs is its destruction. Now see what Island grown Cali-herb can do?

@A-40, how is you papi?

Gold and Siver, Is Island party from Jamaica up North, all the way down to TNT in the South.

GO WINDIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS,

Gold for my ""Yardie Usain and Silver for my "Southie" Richards. Time enough for us to show the world we are more than Sand, Sea,Soca, Reggae, Dancehall and Beauties.

Erhmmm J-Girl ah wey yo dey? Stop sneaking peeks at ma boys.


Queenisha, did you see that 100 dash? Girl those things were tucked neatly between those legs. I must admit, God knew exactly what he was doing jare.

C'mon Queneesha,
Why you had to go do this to a sister, eh? See that tongue, doing that thing. Gosh!!

J- Girl, darl, brb, Nature calls

Queenisha:
who is he?
shawn no be man?
please don't make me collapse here

FOFLMFSAO, I saw those legs of hers, and went "thank God I am not a man, her man. Those things can crush chesticles, abi"

j-girl:
LOL!
Leave his wife or girlfriend alone. I'm sure she's perfectly capable of sharing him.
No one can have that man and expect him not to be approached by others.

Ok Mrs. Maurice. Ah don ear yo ,

@topic
I need those volleyball men to exit my tv.  I want to see tolo wedged between spandex,

j-girl:
@ CodeRED, you are so mean. I'll report you to your hubby! The TNT athletes are looking very good especially the men. You should give us one each for being on Nairaland with you. Ruby wants Chinese but I am sure Queenisha wants QUITE a few.

Ehrmmmmm, I will "pray and fast" about it .  I may have to keep them all, just to make sure I have enough to replace when things go bad na. You no say age is not on my side .

But for real though, that Maurice guy is really summin else. I war see em wife or girlfriend. I must send a hitman for her joo,

@J girl you find their names, their grand parents, fore parents, it doe matter

Unless you can make roti, bust up shot and whine better than me, you aint getting  none of those TNT hunks


@Queenisha, am sure the short dude make up in some other department now,  

Queenisha:
That short engine?
I saw through him and above him.

C'mon the guy is hott, One glance at him and I saw my kids, running in the meadows . The guy is fine Queenisha, abeg. And his thingy was so popping up

Queenisha:
ROFL
Spongebob is gay.
and patrick is his lover
which man laughs like that

I just knew it. .Spongebob is just too fruity for my liking,

onyinye2:
The track and field men on Jamaica and The Great Team USA are. . . . HAUGHT!!!

Another one  out to sell my men d.em. see me see wahala , Slavery did us well I must say now


@J- girl, how much you need? I mean how much should I cough up so you can bounce out of my zone? ,

BTW.How many of the USA athletes (%)are really born Americans?

Queenisha:
That lopez guy ugly o
Chineke meee
I never see man wey ugly reach am

Rofl, Naa the dude is hot. , Haven't you seen guys on NL that are claiming to be Hott too? . Leave the bobo, him is fine o.

onyinye2:
AMERICA GOT THREE SPOTS IN THE 1500!!! Mayne we are something. Yal just can't stand what USA is burning which is understandable. Go ahead and support worthless China.
See enwe talk.

Meaning??


@J , I will deal with you. I have repeatedly told you, I don't play where my guys are concerned. So if you meddle them, it's gonna get nasty

@Queenisha, the sprint soon coming up. But seriously, I dont like to see those swimmers. Why their bottom part so squarish, like spongebob? Not sexy at all.

j-girl:
You will have to pry me off them. They are so fine! GOSH!

(drooling) Now that's what defines "HOTTT" , Just leave them.  They are just a stone throw away from my islands.So you eat your heart out

The guy running for the US.The one was Sudan who was abducted and his parents thought he was dead. Lopez is his name. He finished 5th , qualifying for the finals. His story is very uplifting.

@J girl,
Take your eyes off my TNT boys( Trinidad and Tobago) I go blind yo

@Queenisha, the races are on on NBC.

Ok Queenisha,
I dont know which coast you are on. But here on the East, NBC and its sister station WNBC seem to be ones with sole rights to coverage( extended). I am thinking around 12-1, things will get popping. Right now they are interviewing Shawn Johnson and the Natisha( the gynasts),

OK OK, Michael is gonna swim now an the sprints are on NOW, So get your popcorn, or rather ur kleenex

J sweetie, if for some reason I am unresponsive online, you know where i am oo

Queenisha:
Chinekee
when did they start the sprints and I didn't know?
does anyone have their timetable ?

Let me check with someone on that.

Queenisha:
You missed o
Michael "the mighty" Johnson ran his last races in Sidney.
If you see the sculptors of those greek gods, he's bigger than every one of them.
He was truly a man

LOL,,Those days I wasnt into bulges, more like breadfruit babies and "daddy n mommy"

re: I wonder whose life has been spoilt?  I am trying very hard to relax tonight, but it seems like Ms. fire crotch needs some of my "loving"

Queenisha:
do you remember Michael Johnson?
The boy was something else on those tracks.
come and see action !
and I'm just talking about his running skills

I was very young then, but I do remember. My sister had major crush on him. But seriously I am concerned for those "delicate organs" They are wedged between legs and spandex. Is that healthy? Arent there supposed to be space for the thing to breathe?

Queenisha:
have they started the sprints?
I have missed something o

_{bikonu who is codeRed?
morenike?}

Naa.Not yet, but I have taken my coffee. I am missing "heaven" tonight for nothing.
[size=5pt] na island girl[/size]

stillwater:
Lmao!!! They don't want us to make heaven but the devil is a liar!!! We shall overcome

I have my Bible nearby. May be needing it tonight more than ever jare.

j-girl:
It's for me to know and for you to find out.
He was very unlucky though. He caught me at a very young age

Hmmmmm, I am calling your gateman this very moment. He knows who .

@topic
My first love.hmmmmmmm, He would always be just that, MY very first Love,

j-girl:
My first love was so strong, so amazing that it still dazzles me till today. . . . . . but as usual, it all fell apart and no love lost.

I wonder, wonder o.Who was the lucky guy? ,

rampant:
there was this race i watched in d olympics,this guy is a black,wt nice biceps,but when d camera man took the camera down to the bermuda triangle ,i couldnt help but stare,even when it is properly tied wt rope it can't help but bulge out,who im i to close my eyes? who no wan watch beta thing?

Jenny, be nice o ( BTW how is Mr. kady) have u gone over to our other hang out spot lately?

Girlfriend I am telling u.Those guys wont kill me with sinful thinking. Last night I had to wear sunglasses o. Didnt want to make direct eye contact with the tv screen. Only God knows what would have been been forth coming

LOL, My love was actually with my cat and my rabbit. My brothers killed and cooked the damn rabbit( without me knowing) and the cat later gave me many grand cats.

Then along came the guy. It was great at first, then rumours of the cheating. I got fed up and bounced. Haven't looked back since. But coming to think of it, he is damn fine, the girls just couldn't leave him alone

@Osisi, wanted to post since last night, but i was in the slammer o,

Anyways, true talk dat. I had to change my undie like 3 times the other night dread. They need to come up with some sort of dress code for those hunks. I don't want to go to hell for sinning with me eyes oo

proo212:
@J-Girl and codeRED, this was supposed to be a mature discussion as getting what you want without nagging and now it's turned to another man bashing session.

Is this to make yourselves feels better by bashing men.

for the sake of a promise I made to myself a while ago, I wont resort to the "ole me" to deal with your case.

FYI, I love myself, I feel great about who I am, so I dont need to "bash" as you claimed, men to prove anything.

I have a great man, whom I love to death despite all his shortcomings. I have brothers, over 14 if I may add, and I know what they are all about. Speaking the truth where men are concerned is in no way bashing or seeking attention as you said.

Now remember to pray before you go to bed, and have a peaceful night. I intend on doing likewise,

Opslag:
what do u know about love?

she knows too much jare .

j-girl:
You want me to educate you? Where do you want us to start? On how love is painful yet sweet? It's the best feeling ever from what I KNOW. I'll publish well

Publish away, eh

@topic
When you arrived at a function and there is ONLY one seat remaining, and he offers it to you and stand throughout the entire function without complaining.

roflmao, Never see 'men" whine so becos I told them not to come near me or my YIM, I will die tonight of laughter, No more time to waste here, Zing needs to be breastfed.

j-girl:
IT should be published. I'm telling you we need to write a handbook about love. we would make too much money.

Yea and I am about to employ you as my Publisher

J huney, when peace like a river attendeth my way, It is well.  Listen, let's leave the thread for attentions seekers. But I pray they don't at all interpret this as weakness, because the asses know better. I will buzz you in a bit love.

j-girl:
Lol! That's it!
FWBs are so much less problems. No need for drama or no need to cuddle after sex. He/She just gets up and walks out afterwards. No staying over, nothing.

And that's the beauty about it, NO hassle at all

j-girl:
@ topic, when he shows you off to everyone he can possibly introduce you to. To make you feel comfortable with his friends and family. You get to know him in his habitat after that.

This should be Published jare.  This remains one of my ex's best qualities. He took pride showing me off to anyone and everyone .

@topic
When you took his last $100 and instead of getting mad, he asked 'was $100 enough?"

j-girl:
ROFLMAO!
RED, I order you to go drop it now!
Don't corrupt my innocent mind. I believe Humpty Dumpty fell off for good, innocent reasons.

LOLLOLOLOL, okay o, ah don dread. No more nursery rhymes. But wait, coming to think of it, what was little Miss Moffet doing in a corner all by herself? I dont believe that one bit. Miss Moffet was actually rumoured to be one horney homely girl, who got her freak on by playing with her when no one was around. The spider actually saw enough and decided to have a talk with her that day. She was startled and ran.