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Hannibal:
So how does this equate to vengeance??
Are we sure the guy in question hasn't deleted the babe's contacts first??
Thats what i DO.

hmmmmm. well I don't think it always work though. Erasing it from the ph etc, may not mean it's erased from the heart,

Hannibal:
Need some poverty to bring me back to reality?? No way.
If u are talking about witnessing. . . .MAYBE!!!
Famous people don't muck about like billy goats. . . . .Have u heard such about Obama?

Ok dear, I rest my case oo, But I still hold true to my word .

All the best.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=164291.msg2712211#msg2712211 date=1219796560]Will I marry a famous person??

Ajuju!! (Question??)

I will not only marry them, I will die with them o!

Suffer no dey custom body.
Papa gini?? They are onlt doing their jobs. Those paparazzis also contribute in a way to our wealth.
Who loves poverty??
If I am way richer than the celeb, then no need for marriage just a one night stand.
But if it is with my current salary?? I will marry Whoopi or even Oprah!! <sub>(EWWWW!!!) Pukes!!

I meant Beyonce.</sub> [/quote]Hi Mr. Juju king?
How is business? But wait, with all that Juju power you posses, I dont think you need to marry anyone famous joo. Things ah gwarn fo yo dread

Hannibal:
Of course. . . . materialism isn't happiness neither is POVERTY!!!!

Jacob?? Nah!!!
He married 2 sisters(what a player!!!)

hmmmmmmmmmmmm. some of us need some poverty in our lives to bring us back to reality. Don't cha think?
And "hitting" sisters, friends, cousins, strangers and foes. Isnt that famous people are FAMOUS for?

Hannibal:
Vengeance??
How does this method work??
Someone should please explain.

Do you need a 101 class on such?
It's very simple. You erase, if you have to, delete and lose ALL contacts, physicially or else, with the person. As time goes by they become a distant memory. It's easy said than done, but it works.

Hannibal:
How can one be happy in abject poverty?? Can u hear yourself??
You are hungry, naked and homeless and u talking about happiness??
Don't make me scratch your face.

For me happiness is NOT materialism. So as long as I have love, family, friends and the Lord what else do I need?

Hannibal:
I am a true descendant of Abraham. . . .

Ok Jacob, I have you o,

Hannibal:
I would rather let "living large" take over me existence than abject poverty.
Codey, cash rules. . . . .

Ok oo, If you say so na. Make sure you keep the cash flowing, since your "existence' relies on it ,
And poverty is ok, as long as I am happy. Ever wonder why rich people are so miserable? Why they commit suicide among other things?

Hannibal:
On judgement day, i would be lounging on Abraham's bosom and laughing at the unfortunate ones who are destined to HELL.

Ok. Let's see about that. I would be right there next to Papa Jesus when it all plays out. So I would be the "judge" to that. (lounging on Abraham's bosom ) Does Abraham know you?

Hannibal:
Lovers of money?? Far from it!!!
Even today's men of God roll in munificence.
Whatz wrong with living large in life and an opulent life in heaven.

Nothing is wrong with living large, as you said o. It becomes an issue when that "living large" takes over one's very existence.

As for those so-called 'men of God" .Judgement day will be so much fun, unfortunately, not for them

Hannibal:
@ CodeY,

Kanye rocks. . . . . .
Think about the snapshots u get each time u step out to shop. . . .
The after partyz, award nights, limousines and all em goodies.
Most importantly, CASH!!!!!

I know you went to Sunday school. I know you were raised in church. What did the Bible told us about lovers of money? hmm. I hereby rest my case
The Only after party I am interested in, would the one after I return to Heaven with Jesus ,
And my limousines would be on the backs of the angels ,
And dont worry dear, I would be rewarded well by the Lord

Hannibal:
Azeezat?? No way!!!
There are many things one can be famous for. . . . . .
Seriously, there's one Anita in Nigeria(porn actress). . . she is famous but i aint talking about such fuckwits.
I am talking about a classic diva who is famous for the right shiznit.

gosh, y'all lay off Anita joo. She took some pictures with her man who is now her husband. She is no porn star.

And I dont have an issue with pple who date famous pple. Whatever rock their boat na,
It's just that far too many times I have seen relationships/marriages crumble when the heat gets too much for the parties.

I would rather be happy with my ordinary, undiscovered "superstar", then to be miserable with a "Kanye"

Hannibal:
I thunk u said u would marry Aki/Pawpaw if given the chance. . . .
You not interested anymore??

No you didnt!  

And werent you the same one who told you paid your dad's business partner to get Azeezat's contact infor? ,
Atleast paw paw is cute

@topic
This is a very difficult question I must admit. The truth is I really dont know. After I have carefully examined all the "pros" and "cons" that come along with such, I am really at a cross-road in terms of giving an honest answer.

Yes, the benefits of dating a famous person do sound tempting. And on the other hand the hassles and disadvantages are really thought provoking.

Let me consuly Hannibal on this one. Be right back

effixy:
nairalanders, i cannot understand my babe anymore, she don cange totally she hardly replies my i love u this days am getting frustrate but i truly love her. plz advice me

Lard have mercy. Excuse me, correct me if I am wrong o. But are you complaining that your significant other doesn't reply your "I love you"? Lard, so what?

Isn't she showing you she loves you by her actions? C'mon, sometimes we just dont need to verbalise it, our actions speak for itself. Myself and my hubby exchange "I love you" MOST times we communicate, however, if he doesnt tell me all the time doesnt in anyway gives reason for me to blow off steam. The fact is I KNOW he does.

Chillax mon. Take it easy. I am sure your girl loves you.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=163807.msg2706003#msg2706003 date=1219690398]LMAO!
Code, I think something is wrong somewhere.
Two wrongs do NOT make a right.
_{I blame this post on what you were sipping on last night!} [/quote]God forbid .The ONLY thing I sipped last night was water,

And if my hubby cuts off my hand, and I dont cut off his,is that fair? Now he will still have 2 hands, and I left with 1. So, in order to complete the equation, I will need to remove one of his hands . So there you go, 2 wrongs, do make a right.

Let Stay-free do her thing, abeg. I am sure after her boyfriends gets "horned", he will shake up or ship out

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=163807.msg2705957#msg2705957 date=1219689472]Making him jealous might not be the best solution. Talk to him and find out what's wrong.
2 wrongs don't make a right.
Either that or you give him a taste of his medicine. You too don't call him. Make yourself unavailable. Let him miss you.[/quote]Says who? so wait - + - = +, abeg, two wrongs do make a right dread . See your face

[quote author=stay-free link=topic=163807.msg2705949#msg2705949 date=1219689247]Hi everyone,
I was here a few weeks ago for help with my boyfriend. He was acting all strange, by not answering my calls at nights. Well the situation has worsened and now I was advised by my friends to make him jealous by going out on dates with other men.Do you think this will work? I just want to hurt him just like he is doing me. please help. Thanks[/quote]erhmmmm, Stay-free, I thought your woes were solved . Ok on a more serious note, sometimes( just my opinion) men need to be "taught" a lesson here and there to bring them back to reality. As long as your making him jealous, is based only on a platonic level, then why not?  Maybe when he realises that you can indeed find another dude, he may consider doing better.

Now taking in mind that he is NOT cheating, because if I remembered well, the last time you were here, you did say you had NO evidence he was. I strongly suggest  you guys really need to thrash things out. Prolonging this issue may become detrimental for both parties.

However, just for the fun of it, girl go out and make him jealous . And trust me he may act as if it doesnt matter, but don't mind him. Inside it will tear him to shreds oo.

@Hannibal,
Naa, Viera wont dread. He is my Pally, it's just that those his Arse-anals peeps trying to keep us apart jooo . But what God has joined together, let no man put asunder oo

Hannibal:
Vieira would be furious.
Your BFF?? Thats a match made in heaven.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2705801#msg2705801 date=1219686710]@CodeRed
I bet you wish you could be there i was watching the whole shindig on Eurosports and CNN and yall where really Irate about the whole thing especially for Bolt and the 100m ladies its a shame they dropped their batons in the 4 by 100 they where sure for gold[/quote]Yea, I was a bit saddened by the dropping of the baton incident. Well it happened to the best of athletes. To be truthful, I am not really missing the fact that I am not there. I can feel the vibes here. My landlords are Jamaicans, and 80% of my church members. So they are making enough "ruption" ( noise) here already , Me happy fo d.em brethren.

@topic
I have already baked my cornish hen in anticipation of the game. I am turning off my phones and disable my doorbell

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2705662#msg2705662 date=1219684669]Hey wassup i am sure yall are ready to welcome your athletes big time i didnt know you Island women could run so fast yall just mashed up the tracks.

Today's game at Fratton Park should end in a draw surely Portsmouth can't lose forever[/quote]Hey Papi, wat ah gwarn blood? . yes o, those "yardies" really showed their true colours. I spoke my nephew at, Mona Campus, UWI today and he said the entire Island is getting ready to welcome the stars. My prayer is that 2012, in London my islands will patternise the "Yardies" and attempt to do likewise. BUt all the same, One Caribbean People. Their win, is all of us win too .

Hannibal:
You are right on the MONEY!!!!

Yes o. BTW, talking about money. I want to bet some cash with my BFF Viera, but he seems to be MIA. I hope he is not hiding from me oo.

Hannibal:
Man Utd should whack Portsmouth. . . . . . We have beaten em twice in the last 4 weeks(Abuja & Wembley).

South England and their love for butt-holes?? Thats why they stay SOUTH.
The butt is in the south-side of the human body.

Your pal, Vieira??
You can find him in the Gaynners thread tomorrow. . . . . .He is dancing to some Jamaican beats at the Carnival as we speak.

Well then let the record speaks for itself. I am optimistic that Man united would trample Portmouth.

LOL, Jamaican is NOT synonymous with carnival oo. It's our thingy. They just grind to our beat, like we do to their reggae and dancehall moves.

Hannibal:
Ferguson should sign Berbatov this week.
Juande Ramos held talks with Berba-SULK last night and he has belatedly come into the conclusion that the striker wants a move to OT.
It is now left to Mr. Levy to cut the chase and sell to us for 25 milla.
Should United get anutha striker before he makes that decision, it would be catastrophic for Tottenham Hotspurs.
No matter how u look at it, Fergie holds the 4 aces.

@topic
I seriously  hope that Man. United beat those gays from the southcoast(Pompey)

One  thing that disgusts me  about South england is their shameless  homosexualism.

Wait, I miss my dear pal Viera. Anyone knows his whereabouts, please extend my love oo. Tell him ah still loff em na ,

Go United

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=163434.msg2701710#msg2701710 date=1219609695]When it comes to me, yes, Money is love.

In this case, this girl is draining you for your money. When you're broke, she's making a run for it.[/quote]See this yeye girl na , Money is Money, and Love na Love. I LOVE money, and Money most times brings "love".

@poster, just make sure you continue making those bucks, because the day your ass goes broke, baby girl will be onto the next "money-giver".LOL

@Topup
Excellent write up dear. Me likey , Continue posting love, you dont need a blog to express yourself. Nairaland will do. I am laughing so hard here, you have no clue.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=163381.msg2701339#msg2701339 date=1219603917]Restructuring the topic. . . . . .

Do you think guys deserve to be loved these days?

If yes, what's good for the goose is good for the gander[/quote]See ur face na,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=163261.msg2699240#msg2699240 date=1219547523]Okay we have to set rules for my visit jare.
Rule #1 - ANY guy that comes in after 12 midnight is staying over
Rule #2 - pregnancy tests are allowed
Rule #3 - NO birth control pills (who knows? Knocked up might happen in our cases).
Rule #4 - no naija guys.

Mr. Codey knows best.
Get pregnant with quadruplets just for insurance.[/quote]LOL, girl these rules sound so much like me jare. I cant wait to have you oo, We will paint the city, Green( for both of us), Blue(for me), White(for you) and Yellow(for moi)

As per the latter part, ehrmmmm, So wat about our boys na?

Hannibal:
60 secs should be enough. . . . . . .
Why waste so much energy on that when canoodling n other incentives make women feel even better.
Take 60 secs and get loads of cuddling.

LOL, I will welcome the canoodling and its cousins AFTER I am satisfied with the things before. I dont want any man to short change me jare. Give unto Lae Lae what is hers,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=163261.msg2699217#msg2699217 date=1219546579]Charging him for what? LOL! You want to be a gold digger in marriage? Like i said, you're my mentor!
As for the triplets. . . . . .i'll do that over thanksgiving. Let's see what happens. If I get pregnant in November, it would disturb my education jare!
If it doesn't work, I'm calling your house and then reporting you Mr. Codey. [/quote]Over thanksgiving? I dont want no one in my house with "morning sickness" jare. Go blow yo nose, wey yo catch yo cold. ,

Yes, charge them na, why not? Afterall, I know I am going to be the ONLY one changing diapers and giving bottles at nights, while the malu snore down the house ,

Mr. Codey wont mind at all. He knows "the devil" he has dread

Hannibal:
Tolo without stamina??
You should understand men have enough to sort in their heads than stamina.
One min should be enough for y'all lasses, no??

U cant be serious, "ah doe war no one min man", One min and your ass is going through the door. You think I am going to shop at VS, light up my room with those Henri Bendel candles, ONLY to have some goat come waste my sweat for one min? I will post his ass on Youtube . The ONLY thing that should be in his head at that pointing time, is how to make me speak in tongues.



[quote author=j-girl link=topic=163261.msg2699193#msg2699193 date=1219545749]LOL! Sweets, you gotta give him his babies jooooo! He wants to spoil you silly afterwards. Besides, after the babies come a lot of child support money in case his equipment misbehaves.
So tell me the method for getting pregnant with triplets.[/quote]LOL, I dont mind giving him the babies, but I am charging him oo. 1 baby, a brand new Mercedes. Twins, a cottage in the Hamptons and new BMW. Tripplets, a Villa in Italy, a cabin in Amsterdam and cayenne ,

Tripplets are very easy girl. Make sure you and your hubby eat lots of fresh fish for an entire week leading up to the session. Shut the phones off. And spend every sec on the Min on the hr, going at each other like animals . It must wuk,