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j-girl:
Mr. J-girl is on a long vacation. He left for work purposes jare. I called him today.
Guess he's busy working hard to support his wifey.
He doesn't need you to hasten our process.
We're fine thank you!

However, Mr. Code tells me he wants triplets. How do you get pregnant with those? You need to change your method.

Mr.COde will have to ask his 2nd and 3rd wives for such jare. My belly to cute to hold babies, abeg. , Hmmm, away on work eh? Intel tells me he was seen at Buy Buy Baby. Somebody is holding on me oo

Hannibal:
Cheese n Rice!!!!!!

Workable tolo and loads of stamina??
Ain't u asking too much from the menfolk

LOL, So what use is the tolo, if the owner has NO stamina? C'mon, that would be like expecting Beyounce to date Pee Wee Herman now ,

j-girl:
Ewoooooooooooo!
Code, what rubbish is this? You have corrupted the mind of an 11-year old.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
With this description, I think pregnancy can wait a little longer.
I'm going to throw up now. This is the rawest version of this I've seen in my life. Even biology was more subtle

See me see wahala ooo,

What does biology has to do with this now? abeg

I am calling up Mr. J girl right now to sell him my method. You better ger ready to wear those maternity dresses I sent you jare

Jeezzz. This is so easy.

Ingredients:
1 tbsp of fresh semen
1 cup of secretion fluid
1 workable tolo
1 fertile vagina
Joe's cd's
lots of stamina

Method:
With Joe blasting on the stereo. Allow female to produce secretion fluid. Get hubby fully aroused.
Insert workable tolo into fertile vagina, exert stamina, lots of it.
Then at the point of orgasm shoot with all your might.
Result: Baby, boy or girl, or both.
Best of luck,

The Sly:
Don't mind Mr & Mrs HanniWater. . . . . .
And as for your preference. . . . . . .Iz u talking about moi?

because we can do what it do.

Sly dont kill me oo.  yes the stooges na, Well, great, so when can we hook up?   , Make sure you bring your Black card, because I like the finer things in life o.

Gosh.another night of Bud an Lou, pls get a room,


@Sly, no no not me, I like my guys caramel with straight hair and nose,

J girl, where are you o?

The Sly:
because we are Heroes. . . . . . . .

You mean the ones the local bodegas sell?  hmmm, cheese, with sausage and please add some mayo and pickles, abeg. Heroes ma tiny feet

j-girl:
Yes ooo! They can boast very well. Put money where? You want them to be broke?

It's the slavery thing. Black men were noted for being more virile, bigger, and more animalistic in bed. Somehow, this assumption is still subtle till now. That's why white women are more likely to see it as a lifetime pass to hot sex for the rest of their times with them.

I have repeatedly told the fools, ALL the white women need from them are bi-racial cute babies and a lasting memory to share with their friends when they are hanging out at the Nursing home, "I shagged a black man" But somehow, these goats really think they give a damn about their nappy head asses.

@topic
They do just for the sake of being curious. We all know black men can boast about their member, or lack of it for that matter. So ladies, being curious as cats, just need to prove for ourselves. So why not, take them on to prove if they can put their "money where their big mouths are"?

j-girl:
Crushing a guy's ego? Code you want to kill them.
You should make them bleed too just not to death. Make him bleed slowly till he can't take it anymore.
I just came up with another way of dumping men - just give him a card with the words "It's not working out".
At least it's thoughtful abi?

Bleed, groan, moan, sweat, girlfriend you have not a clue , As per the card thingy, I will print "I am so no longer into you" on mine

j-girl:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
You know I have dibs on them both but we'll rotate them.
I know of a guy who's stinking rich and his wife is a banker. Although he's educated, he's not all that educated.
This woman insisted that she gets married to him in London without signing a pre-nup which means if they break up she's getting half of EVERYTHING!
It goes without saying that she's my role model. LOL!
Maybe the uneducated rich ones are the best then.

However, no guy should marry an uneducated lady unless he wants a housewife and he's comfortable with that fact.

NOw that's how it should be done. You make sure they are loaded, treat them well, in and out of bed. erhmmmm, as per those our boys, yea I will gladly share them oo

@topic
Everyone cannot be educated, so what must we do with those who weren't fortunate enough to get an education, cast them out? Even though their brains aren't academically inclined, am sure, pretty sure he is talented in other areas

j-girl:
You know what we should do?
We should work hard, get our guccis and then marry some broke educated guys for love. _{(like that's going to be a happy marriage)}
We need to visit that place with all the rich educated men.

Uneducated? I don't want my husband misspelling yellow and you know how misspelling gets on my very last nerves. I would go crazy.

What da heck does love has to do with anything? ,

AS I earlier said, who says you have to let him accompany you anywhere of importance? The only place he should be seen with you is at the BANK
Don't worry, I will make sure I have fully wrapped around my tiny fingers, so nothing I do wrong, seems that way to him. When I am ready to mingle with intellectuals, I will hire Sly or Eldee to do the honours

j-girl:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Code you have killed me. LMAO!
Boytoy? Ha! Code, you have it all figured out.
Like i said, who told you are a good girl? They made a very big mistake.

Girlfriend, the way things are going in these last days, it pays to have things figured out jare . Who has time to sit around and moan over a man for cheating these days? NOt moi. All I need to do is hit the beach in my Dolce & Gabana bikini , come see fishes running ashore for a glimpse now

@condom, thanks again oo, . I like your persistent nature, in that you are admant where your views are concerned. However, if he is a habitual cheater, after I am done cheating ( I mean I am not going to just cheat with a random dude now, I plan on really making him bleed ), on him he will think twice about ever doing such again. Trust me , This episode will left him less than a man. His ego would be crushed, and his cheating record smashed .

j-girl:
I trust you to give that answer. LOL!@ Topic,
Personally, I cannot date an uneducated person. I would like a guy who can interact with my friends on a deeply intellectual level.
maybe it's because I'm a girl but i know i would never feel comfortable with such a person. . . . plus my parents will behead me

Yea I will use his money to ensure he gets an education . At the end of the day, 3 degrees and broke to thief wont get me that lastest Gucci dread . And who says he needs to interact with my friends? As long we can communicate and he can sign his name on the back of those plastic cards, nothing else matters .

When the time comes to go out and interact, that's where my "boy toy" comes into play

@topic
You love with your head, and Never your heart oo, That's how to love,

If he has lots of money, why NOT?

j-girl:
LMAO! who told you you're good? I'm telling you you're bad!
this is hilarious .

LOL, I got it from ma Mama

Condom:
We are not here to prolong the matter unnecessarily. It's a meager discussion that's been properly laid out without chastisement. If you feel chastised, my apologies. As I maintained earlier, my view on this remains, if you are truly sure this man is not worth your sulking, you can just about let him go without denting your own self image to prove a point to the dead horse. Cheating is a therapy to ruin.

NOw I highligted that particular section to emphasise on something. The fact that the pig cheated is reasons enough for me to conclude he isnt worth my time. However, just knowing that I was able to hurt his silly ego by beating him at his own game is medicine enough for me. After he has rant and cursed and do all the things men do( behind closed doors) when their women cheat, then I will smile and bounce. I just need to hurt him back just for my own sanity. . Then when I have found my prince I will call or send him pixs to further humilate the gutterrat .

Now don't get me wrong o. I am good girl na, well rather, a good girl gone "bad". That is what happens when good girls get entangled with low lives . It aint ma fault

Thanks for the sermon Condom, Do your thing, let us do ours dread,

The truth is Man carn tek butt/horn( when they are cheated on), however, they LOVE to butt/horn( cheat).

Condom:
.Absolutely!  That's why I said, to each his own.   What's good for the goose is not always good for the gander. For me, I don't believe in shooting myself in the foot to[b] appease my the gods of my ego.

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Cha, blood cloth.  Now listen up dread. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with ego. Now instead of chastising my sister and I, why dont you chanel your energy in preaching to yourself and your fellowmen on NOT cheating?  I have one life to live, and I intend on living it to the very best of my ability. You honestly think I am going to mope around because some goat couldnt keep his willy between his leggys? Hell NO, Cheating back is my therapy The damn best to if I may add.  In the end, I am going to be the one accountable to the Most High.  

And I never thought like this before.  But I have come to realised that good girls are the ones who always get screwed over.  So I have jumped on the bandwagon. Teach the bastards a lesson, trust me they will think twice before going on any more shagging sprees


HMMM, BTW, Condom, cool username. Someone told me condoms are actually the devil's way of making fornication acceptable by the world,

Condom:
Of course not! It's just cheating, right? When it's all said and done you can pat yourself on the back for being the savior of the woman race. Good job!

Sorry, I don't support that warped mentality. To each his own.

Now you are talking dread, Different strokes, for different folks. If cough drops work well for you when you have cold, does it necessarily means it will work for me too? NO, So I like revenge, you prefer to wait around hoping for some magic. Whatever rocks your boat oo,

@J- Girl, this is fun dread

@topic
The BEST way to dump a man is to take him to the cleaners opp, bank. I mean make sure you empty those bank accounts, so he wont be able to splurge on the heifer he is cheating on you with. , In other words, leave the nigga broke,

j-girl:
I trust you to say that darl.
The best way to dump a man is to pretty much do the same thing guys tend to do all the time. . . . cheat on his sorry @$$. There's nothing that's more unforgivable to a man than you cheating on him.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, , Speak your mind and let your conscience be your guide, Ah ear yo darling, WORD!! , Two can definitely play that game.Nuttin na wrang wid d.at ah tal

Condom:
How befitting! In your little world two wrongs make a right, right? Tell me, when it comes that time to answer to the ultimate creator above, what accounts will you make on judgement day? Cheating on him does not bode well for your conscience. It goes without saying that you too will not be able to forgive yourself.

Yea Yea Yea, Ask for forgiveness from the Most High. Afterall, that's why He is who He is. Two wrongs don't make a right, I do agree, however, anything a man can do, a woman can do it much better.

@topic
LOl. The best way to dump a man is to just dump him , Ok. Tell him it was good while it lasted, however, his coupon has expired and you are moving on up

j-girl:
Happily!
As long as you invite me to you and Arabian Knight's house

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Okay ooo, We will open our cottage in Dubai and the one in Yemen, just for you and ur household na

j-girl:
Yes oooooo! I do imagine what my married life will be like and the more i think about it, the more I'm convinced it doesn't exist.
Whichever way, I am prepared to have the most gorgeous married life ever and give birth to the most wonderful kids anyone can imagine.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, Just make sure you invite me and Zing over,

topup:
[color=#cc0066]I believe we do reap what we sow, but in different ways, maybe he will get a virgin (for what, I don't know, you never clarified), however, he may find other areas in his life lacking of suffer as consequence. If you don't believe in God at least believe in Karma, is what I say.[/color]

Preach it sister, Preach it

Congratulations! I wish you and your hubby all the best,

@topic

Men don't listen simply because they don't clean their damn ears. So wax has hardened and blocked them.  

LOLOLOLOL, @Queenisha you have done it again!

Ok I wonder if he will consider an "out-sider'? ,

This man can't be serious. I wonder what the pervious wives are lacking, why his search for another?

@topic
Not really, since I dont have any plans on getting tied down, opps, meant married.

merge:
This is 2008 Rubbish talk

That why divorce rates are so high nowadays

Just try to understand where your parents are coming from and then make your decision

This is marriage not dating.

Adopting to the Americana way of marriage equal to divorce.

Shut the f.uck up, That's why y'all living in the same house with the husband and his three other wives.
What does divorce rates have to do with the fact that parents need to keep out of their children lives? if they are about to make mistakes, let them. It's their mistakes to make.