₦airaland Forum

StephenP:
No Ma'am, I'm an individual. To know my type, you'll need to know me.

High already? lol You're taking a 180 not a 360. I see I'm getting into your head, next stop, down south

lol.Trinidad and Tobago? hmmmm, Carnival is NOT til February

StephenP:
And I'll give you what you've missing . . . then watch your posts about men change drastically

I know type, all mouth, NO action, Let me be the judge to that, .

As per my posts taking a 360. hmmm not too sure, I have given up on men a long time ago. That' why my "man" is jelly and comes with two AA duracel.

StephenP:
So we should lie? What happened to the statement below?

hmm, well this rules ONLY apply to the weight thingy,

StephenP:
LOL, just giving you a hard time.

Dont give me a hard time oo, I would be at NYU come January I will find you and deal with ur ass jare.

sillyboy:
Now, that law makes me just laugh. Everybody knows that when women says Stop in such situation, most of them means capital YES. Especially the hypocritiacal Nigeria babes.

Thanks for clarifying that, lol
Fortunately, in my world, NO MEANS NO,

StephenP:
No ma'am, I think it's most people not just men. A woman can raise hell if you admit she has put on a few pounds. She forgets that she asked you first. In the end of course, you sleep on the couch while she stuffs her face in the kitchen and cries herself to sleep. _{I may have dragged that example a bit too far but you get the point.}

Haven't you heard NEVER answer that question truthfully?  DOn't ever tell a woman. You are asking to share the couch with Rover, It's the forbidden rule where we are concerned. Just nod and smile, but NEVER day YES,

~Sauron~:
Typical Naija babe answer. . . . .

I was raped. . . . .He forced me and reh reh reh.
Anyways, don't lie to me o because me eyes are on u.
Matter of fact, i know every GP in this city so think before u LIE.
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Where is this Islander of a babe?? This is when i need to pull her Island ears.

She is tanning on Macaroni beach on Mustique, Let me go summon her island ass


@topic
RAPE IS RAPE, sharrap, The law states even the guy was about to penetrate and the womas says "STOP" he should stop, Restraint is the key here,

@jenny.

U dey craze jare,

@topic
I have learnt from experience MOST men cannot handle the truth, so to save the "badaration" you just tell them what they need to hear, CASE closed.

HR.hotness:
i'd be more afraid of a guy who seems to hav a spotless past oh. . . i expect absolute honesty, i want numbers, names, details, confessions, d whole lot  

the important thing is that d past has been laid to rest. . . everyone has a past so why hide urs?

LOL, But do they ever speak the truth?  Don't mind these confused lil boys, One day they will get it,

Pataki:
Life is too serious for some peeps. Learn not to let people get at you. It is their joy to see you mad over their actions. I have learnt to overlook certain things if it does not flow into the excess with me, I am ok.


That said, it is good to see that you are honest with your emotions. Would you be honest to tell me how you feel about moi?

@ Topic,
Honesty is not a gender related issue IMO.

LOL, Word Pastor P( wey yo bin all day)

syphillis:
oooo thank God uve also seen that thread,mukina is always going offtopic on that thread every single second,but shes not locked it,so tell me who should be giving rules here?moderators or ordinary members

Yet they label us troublemakers, lard have mercy, There was NO, absolutely NO reason to lock that thread. No one was dissing or beefing. One of the few threads on NL that didnt end up in an e-brawl. It's all good.

syphillis:
i feel like e-strangling that old woman that locked our thread

LOL, dont worry love, let's continue being fine, na jealous ah kill dem?

My top 10( in NO specific order)

Almondjoy

Sly

A-40

J-Girl

Jennykadry

Deepzone

Dr. Ferlie

Tafari

JkPretty

Babyosisi.

@topic
I am an avid believer in the truth and I try to be honest with people in all I do. However, I have not always been the recipient of that favour. From past experience some pple cannot handle the truth and would rather be lied to.

bacterium:
I only look for ennyluv because I am scared to ask about another man. So i pick lady that look like man. I always look for lady who is like man if I am scared. OK? Sorry now I want to say I want man. ONLY MAN Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now this is the meanest thing I have heard this year ,

@michelin , thanks for your honesty, lol (long time we aint chat though, Hope the cold treating you well).What can I say, you claim you are ugly atleast your hands and feet arent. .

Ok on a serious note. Beauty( sometimes) is withing. NOt to say I will date an ugly man. I have to think about my kids future, and children are mean.

Pataki:
Why is everyone coming back sef?


Now will someone bring back simibrazil too?

He is in Brazil getting his tan on

alimondo:
Islander is now Code Red?

Hello Islander, where is Jackal?
I am glad you guys are friends, who says girls cannot get along.

LOL, I sent his ass back to London , will give him your regards though,

Huney, thanks for the great words, Man me miss yo bad bad, Thank GOd you came back. This place needs a facelift

@Osisi Merry Christmas to you too dear( BTW, any left-over turkey? I am planning not on cooking for Christmas )

, OMG, Almond ma Sex Therapist, God bless me eyesight,

Darling I miss you so so so so much, My Love life is in shabbles since you left oo,

Merry Christmas to you and a happy happy New Year, I wish you and the family all the best,

Keep doing your thing and make sure those Patients of yours behave themselves or use that "needle" to quiet 'them" asses ,

Tkia huney

H2O2:
Haha you want your man to be a bitch-man

That's bad

When did crying ( by a man) became a 'sin'? EVen my Lord Jesus wept.
So who is common man that he cannot do likewise?

pc guru:
Was in love with my chic.now she's ex.am in love with money,alcohol and quotes

LOL, Now here is a man who isnt afraid to 'show" his emotions( in the bottle that is)

@topic
I recently had this conversation with a great friend of mine and was very disheartened that he thinks a man who shows emotions is weak. This is preposterous.

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being emotional, especially if it regards the one you love. Showing emotions in no way denotes weakness. It wouldn't decrease your manhood by an inch, neither would it lower you as a person.

I would rather entrust my heart to guy who doesn't mind "tearing up" every now and then( it's also a great stress releaser), than to one who portrays himself a stoned-hearted.

Kweenisha:
even pataki?
man of God like him?

, Pataki I need to see you ASAP in my office.I can't believe all that 'testi-lying" you did, yet you here fornication.

Pataki:
I am looking towards getting myself the latest Nokia N96 or is it N97 or the google G1 or the Sony Ericsson Xperia1


If only Santa will remember me.

LOL, I can give you mine, Not too impressed.

@topic
HMMMMM, I want so many things, may have to break a bank. I am definitely thinking about a new "voom voom". Then again was thinking of a Mac. Let's just see what Mr. Saint Nic throws my way.

Kweenisha that's what happens when they shag out of wedlock( Patakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii )

@topic
Merry Christmas to All (friends and e-foes), And a prosperous New Year, Especially to "My ride or Die" crew,  J-Girl, A-40, Sly, JkPretty, Dr. Ferlie, Omo Eko, Cuteass, Tafari, Ralvy Love uno bad bad

Pataki:
@ CodeRED,
Tell them!!!! Where have you been? Am online right now send me a message girl.

Just got in from the jungle, How de body?

@Kweenisha( lard ah wey yo does come up wid dem name dey?)
I am traveling to Naija for my Traditional wedding. I was wondering if you can do me the honours of being my Matron of Honor, since my groom be Igbo .

@Topic
I will date a midget as long as he has no criminal record and earns an honest pay cheque.

@Shyphillis

Baby wetin?

@pataki dont mind them I am with you. Character is tops. I sure as hell wont date a handsome crook,

A-40:
Mrs A-40

She is sultry,independent,smart,sweet,sensual,sexy,bodacious,bootylicious tell me when to stop y'all

hmmmmmmmmmmmm. And who might that be? , You have a lot of explaining to do jor

Deshannel:
Lawd knows i've been tripin 4 that rihanna girl but not any more.
After i found out she kissed kanye while dating chris brown.
Wht a slut.

So because she kissed him she is a slut? Maybe Chris wasnt handling her well.
Caribbean women cannot deal with no "finiky" man. So go Rhi RHi if Chris not tickling the fancy well, go find someone who does,

@topic
My love knows himself, I dont need to broadcast it here jare.

@Ferlie, my love, where have you been? The island girl misses you, like how hog misses mud

@topic
Kit is presently hiding out in Ode Omu, in an attempt to elude the EFCC, bastard

Ebony-Silk:
You said, when they leave off to college.
But some children are not so fortunate, esp when they're dealing with withdrawal. No one is listening, they get abused and beat around by their step father, etc, what if that child does not make it through.

Like I said, one of my friend turned to smoking and drinking as a relief. Will she go to college? Don't think so.

Exactly my point. That is why in the earlier portion of my post I specifically outlined the reason why the children must be used as "litmus" paper. If a man or a woman cannot love the children of their spouse like their own, then i am sorry, they aren't capable of loving their mate. In my previous career I can still remembering having to shelter children who couldnt go home because the stepdad hated them, or the stepmom didnt want them around. My heart goes out to anyone who has to endure such things. I guess we have been fortunate. My sister's first son is not her husband's but you will never know. he treats both kids as his own. Too bad we arent blessed with many men of this calibre anymore. And I am not excluding the women either. I have heard and seen step-children suffer at the hands of stepmom. How heartless, afterall, many of them have children themselves.

I suggest your friend gets help and fast. The experiences she endure today can significantly alter her life later on.

This is indeed a very sensitive and controversial issue.  Like I advised a brother of mine once, I will likewise do the same. Anyone with intentions of entering a "ready-made" family should use their children as "litmus" paper.  You can tell a lot about someone, in the way they deal with offsprings that aren't biologically theirs.

On the other hand, I know of unruly children who just set out to destroy great marriages because of personal ill-feelings toward the step.  Now in this case those involved needs to take their happiness into consideration. Am I going to give up a great hubby because my child doesnt like my choice? Hell NO, very soon he or she will be off to college out of my house. They will soon be having their own families, leaving me all alone.

As I said, to each its own, In the end one's happiness should be paramount in any decisions we make in life. Just my two cents.

@J-Girl, selfish

@topic
I am in love with a wonderful human being and he is so so in love with me. . Funny how we never knew we had feelings for each other until the "unthinkable" happened and broke the ice. What can I say? It was worth it