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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Stop Loving Their Girlfriends After About 3 Years Of Relationship by CodeRED(f): 3:07am On Dec 29, 2008
tope2000:

Lol . . . . . . . . u are so FUNNY grin cheesy
Did anyone ever tell u that?

Glad to see you got it,
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Stop Loving Their Girlfriends After About 3 Years Of Relationship by CodeRED(f): 3:03am On Dec 29, 2008
tope2000:

xcuse me jare cheesy
i thot[b] someone said u had better stuffs to do embarassed/b]\

@sauron
how u take know, u dey size breast tongue cheesy


YES I did and you have an issue with that?  Was my comment to A40 directed to you? Who are you again? Please, dont meddle what doesn't concern you.  Let's keep it just the way it is, STrangers?
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Stop Loving Their Girlfriends After About 3 Years Of Relationship by CodeRED(f): 2:40am On Dec 29, 2008
ROFLMSAO, see the level at which some goats will stoop.  I am only 5ft 3in, Face me.

@A40, what are you doing here? Don't you have better things to do dear?
Romance / Re: Why Are Men In Uniforms So Enticing? by CodeRED(f): 12:43am On Dec 28, 2008
@Moonstone, what kinda behaviour is that child? Don't let ur e-mama whup ur ass now angry angry grin

@Jenny, darl got ur greetings, thanks a million. It was great, I enjoyed it, hope u did as well. grin

@topic
There is NOTHING like a man in Uniform, and if he brings that handcuff over, makes it all the better, cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy, I love playing "cops n robbers",
Nairaland / General / Re: Merry Christmas Nairaland 2008! by CodeRED(f): 4:05pm On Dec 27, 2008
OMG, How can I forget to wish my one and only "beef-mate" Star01 aka Ayefele aka babaluka aka Shakira aka Blunuban aka star02 aka star03 ( I am tired with all his monikers) MErry Christmas Pa, Hoped the snow didnt get you in "Blacklanta" Holla.


Merry Christmas to Bawomola, Donzman, Ori and Yicob, Hoped you guys had fun, I did. wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Merry Christmas Nairaland 2008! by CodeRED(f): 3:56am On Dec 25, 2008
Moonstone:

I'll see you definitely. This time, I want my gifts. Stop doing Ijebu with me o! I'm high-maintenance.
LOL! cheesy cheesy cheesy You too darling! You won't kill me. My men are off NL abeg, I no fit fight. cheesy

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, You better keep them here, henceforth you can claim to have a fiance, but still roam all over throwing your 'front" to be e-shagged, lol(let me be nice before Santa takes back my gifts)


@topic
I forgot to mention some notables,
Pataki, well we fought, but you know we are still tight, Merry Christmas to you dear. Sorry i wasnt able to hook up with you last month.

@TBK, lol boy u wont kill me. Anyways, it's all good.

Eldee, my prodigal son, your home is still here, come back anytime you wish.

Youngies, awwwww. what can I say? ( too bad your fine ass is taken kiss)Merry Christmas and kiss the lil one for me,

some oldies, Jaybaby, Minute, watever, 2old4dat, Moondust( my old nemesis).Kit and Debo( charley chaplin grin grin grin, am gonna change that name as soon as 2009 rings in)

ANd oh how I miss Almondjoy, merry Christmas,
If you didnt make the list ( again) means u aint all that,
Nairaland / General / Re: Merry Christmas Nairaland 2008! by CodeRED(f): 3:35am On Dec 25, 2008
Moonstone:

My wonderful list, let me do this Alphabetical order (between, it's J-girl o!)
Merry Christmas and I hope the joy of this season does not elude you all to:
A-40 - My personal person. . . we can never ever agree on anything (especially sports, even though he will still be a Manchester United fan cheesy) and the good thing is that we're able to get past that. A very good sports analyst, sees every little thing.
Acidrop - my homegirl from way back
Bawomolo - too proud of his sports team and also good at analyzing most times.
Bluespice - Girl, you already know what time it is. We do our gbeborun too well and we're too good at what we do for our own good. wink cheesy
Busybein - this is my madam and she's the one I give all my gist to. Such a funny poster.
Busybody - Aunty #2, I'm still delivering your 7 guys o! They are on their way. cheesy
[color=#770077][b][b]CodeRed[/color] - my dedicated e-Mama. . . she makes me laugh and she's the best. They still haven't been able to separate us so we're still riding like thatcheesy [/b] [/b]
Chamotex - A celibate man in confusion. Still a husband to very many. He's prone to be the modern-day Solomon cheesy cheesy
Chika - My younger friend. . . your man is on his way. Gave him a one-way ticket wink
Creamish - Another of my homegirls from way back. Charming and very cream. Her name ain't lying.
Cristalz - My fellow female Manchester United supporter. The feminine side of us comes out when we're consoling all the others. . . smiley
Debosky - One of the most sensible gaynners and a changed man. I don't see him chasing girls as much anymore. Thank God o! smiley
Doyin13 - my wonderful procastinator. If I don't see you this holiday, lose my number. angry angry angry tongue
Earthmama - the best feminist. Loves controversial topics and I find her very hilarious.
Ebony-Silk - my right-hand woman and a very special gbeborun to me. I think we'll come up with a name for her, me and bluespice.
Eldee - my absentee e-hubby. . . better come back soon.
FBS - a chelsea fan in denial and a very funny person.
H202 - my favorite chauvinist in all of NL. . . I hope he changes
Ibkaye - the toughest girl on NL, , , and she's cute too wink
Jesoul - already having the best Christmas of her life with the way the Celtics are acting but I love the way she sticks with her teams.
Lailai - a frenemy. When it comes to western conference, we're cool. Lakers vs. Hornets, we beg to differ.
Lalaboi - Another blue fan who's about to get his heart crushed. cheesy
MissyB - Morenike is still mine. I need her more than you do but stay with Chamo, he won't cheat on you as much. smiley
MrCrackles - Thank God Bacterium is off you, you better run from the others. He's very cool and as brash as his name. Somehow, he still has a hint of niceness in there.
Onyinye - I miss this girl. She makes me laugh a lot. Come back o!
Pataki - It was so awesome seeing you and i was way too nice on Sunday. Your kicks and punches await you. cheesy
Seun - You're more relaxed these days, thank goodness for that. . . Merry Christmas
Sillyboy - troublemaker without effort. I have never seen a guy so eager to start trouble and get in trouble.
Sly - my baby daddy-to-be. I miss you here, come back to me! cry kiss
Stillwater - wife of one and proud of it. Girl, I consider you a strong woman. Not many can handle him the way you do cheesy
Tatase -Sensible and long posts but not epistles. This girl is a walking fountain of knowledge. Merry Christmas!
Tgirl4real - Our own talk show host. Does a fantastic job with the interviews and very understanding. Thanks girl!
Tkb417 - Another red devil. . . hilarious half the time.
Trooe - where do i start with Ms. Virginia? cheesy This girl corrupted me 2 weeks ago on sexuality. I have never been the same since that fateful day. cheesy
Wormedup - I miss you too. Come back to us o!

Who can come between the "devil and the red sea" grin grin grin grin,  Same to you love.  All the best for the rest of 2008 and nuff blessings for 2009.
I admire your demeanor, you don't need to be "following" the men here to get attention. keep it up love. If you do, more e-mama love for you come 2009.
Romance / Re: Why? by CodeRED(f): 2:43am On Dec 25, 2008
Jesus Christ, some pple just love attention and will make damn sure they do whatever to get some, tsk tsk,


@topic
It's the duty of females to value themselves. If they don't then men won't. Why throw yourself at a man, beg for his attention, then cry wolf?  It's just a matter of commonsense,
Romance / Re: Should I Take Him Back? by CodeRED(f): 1:44pm On Dec 19, 2008
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You can take hime back if you like. I mean we all "take back" exs for varying reasons. I know why I do it. It's more of a personal thingy that I intend on using later to my advantage.
To each its own. best of luck.
Romance / Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by CodeRED(f): 1:38pm On Dec 19, 2008
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OF COURSE THEY CAN. We all know guys think with their "third" hand, instead of their brains. As a result all we, ladies, need to do is work on that handicap of theirs and we can get them to do ANYTHING we so deem fit. It's that easy.
Romance / Re: I Have A Fiancee But I Impregnated Another Girl by CodeRED(f): 7:33pm On Dec 18, 2008
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Here we go again. Another "third hand" thinker. When you guys begin thinking with the brian God gave to you, trust me the world will have far less dramatic cases of such to deal with.

Just how you hold your head, it's exaclty how the barber is going to trim it. Go clean up your mess. I am sure you werent in a coma when you knowingly shagged her brains out ( without a condom too, in this day and age).
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by CodeRED(f): 4:09pm On Dec 18, 2008
"Hot 2 night" , Boyz 2 men
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by CodeRED(f): 2:58pm On Dec 18, 2008
tRoOE:

[size=13pt]Pearls-Sade[/size]
LOl, I see you are a Sade fan like moi.( got ur msg love)

@topic

"Long distance" by Brandy
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing For Your Christmas Party? by CodeRED(f): 3:11am On Dec 18, 2008
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My birthday suit, with my hand in a cast, lol
Family / Re: Go On Hiv Test With Fiancee/fiance B4 Or After Marriage? by CodeRED(f): 6:51pm On Dec 17, 2008
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MOST DEFINITELY BEFORE, Why would you trust someone to that extent? I have known of cases where men had tricked women into marrying them knowing fully they were infected. And these were church going people claiming to saved and sanctified.

No unprotected for me, married or NOT, until we both accompany each other to the lab. Sorry, I won't die in the name of "LOVE"
Romance / Re: How Often Should A Guy Take His Gal Out by CodeRED(f): 12:18am On Dec 17, 2008
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He doesn't have to take me out at all. Just keep saving all that "going out" dough to get me a pair of Valentino or Jimmy Choo. I will cook at home, EVERYDAY,
Romance / Re: Dilemma: I Need To Choose one Of These Girls. by CodeRED(f): 11:39pm On Dec 15, 2008
ever_green:

Oh I'm going to be watching cheesy

LOL, Keep watching and waiting like Bob Marley grin
Romance / Re: Help A Friend In Need by CodeRED(f): 11:37pm On Dec 15, 2008
@Topic
This one needs Jesus. Seems Allah and Buddah can't handle it. LOL.

On a more serious note, this is a common thing which goes in our world of today. I honestly, believe the wife and husband need to seek help, especially if children are involved. From the looks of things, it seems Mrs. Wifey here wants to have her cake and eat it too. I am not sure if the husband will agree to sharing her with other women.

It's a complicated issue as I earlier mentioned. I also don't think permanently calling off the friendship is the best solution. It's obvious the woman is gay and needs to be certain as to what she really wants- Another hole or a pole?
Romance / Re: Dilemma: I Need To Choose one Of These Girls. by CodeRED(f): 11:24pm On Dec 15, 2008
ever_green:

Yicob is busted shocked grin
please bring the yim chats cheesy tongue

LOLOLOL, I am waiting for him to come here and clear up this wahala jare cheesy cheesy grin grin grin.
So he disappeared for months, only to show up here confuzzled eh. You watch me give him pepper grin grin
Romance / Re: Dilemma: I Need To Choose one Of These Girls. by CodeRED(f): 11:16pm On Dec 15, 2008
Yicob go siddon jor. I will tell both girls how you have been hounding me since 2007. Don't let me bring all the yim chats here now. Abeg. angry grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Love Big Beautiful Women (bbw) by CodeRED(f): 1:37am On Dec 15, 2008
A-40:

We all like more cushion for the pushing!! BBW's are like luxury cars (Caddilac's,Tahoes,Maybach's e.t.c) Plenty of room and space to kick your feet up

Or higer expenses? lol. Plus sizes are harder to maintain.  Higher grocery bills( since most of them eat like cows) Even their bra sizes will break your pocket.

Why would you spend $40 more to clothe me when I can shop in the Junior's department and save you money for that Hummer you wanted? cheesy cheesy

PS.Not all the BBW are good at hygience practices either. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww,
Politics / Re: Open Message to Davidylan by CodeRED(f): 6:28pm On Dec 12, 2008
cholera:

i wonder oooo

hello love kiss kiss

Lard ah carnt keep up wid yo gal, weting now? kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss, rushing to work,
catch u laters on the other side,
Politics / Re: Open Message to Davidylan by CodeRED(f): 6:08pm On Dec 12, 2008
Jesus son of Mary.Are people this jobless? @poster, no job to do? I mean there must be something productive you can find yourself doing that peddling shit.

Then again, this is how others feel when rumours fly about them too.

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