₦airaland Forum

MeineMutter:
50% of the contract sum will be diverted.

Signature project, my feet.

Awon ole gbogbo.

African looting template.
It is considered a better approach than giving mistresses and concubines pen and tissue paper contracts.

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this is in response to this post that made front page today: https://www.nairaland.com/7834477/japa-fever-among-nigerian-youths


story 1:
i had an uncle who always complained about his job.
he worked in an oil company.
he told me to pursue my dreams (i used to be a music producer in the university) and how life is not all about making money
he complained he didn't have time for his family and how we wishes he could spend time with his children
he complained about how he's underpaid compared to expatriates
he complained so much, we (the family) actually had pity on him
long story short, we had an insider in the company (from our church) who told us,
my uncle was the person blocking my elder brother from getting a job in same company
he (the insider) was shocked we were related to him (my uncle)
he called our uncle in my fathers presence, who told him: do you want that small boy to overtake me in the family
my uncle didn't know the phone was on speaker!!!
this was 2008.


its easy for a beautiful girl with so many rich suitors to tell her 'not so fine' friends with only one suitor life is not about marriage
its easy for a rich person to tell a broke person life is not about money
its easy for someone in canada/US/europe to tell you in Nigeria the grass isn't greener abroad

someone who doesn't buy fuel for gen,
someone who doesn't sleep with multiple lecturers for marks in the university
someone who isn't slapped, abused and insulted in the hospital (like it happens in teaching hospitals in Nigeria)
SHOULD NOT TELL NIGERIANS ANYTHING ABOUT RELOCATING ABROAD

Unstable OP. No one advised home based Nigerians not to Japa, they only gave brutal reality of what Nigerians go through there. It is up to you to prepare yourself for life over there or suffer the fate of the careless japa-ees.

If you must go, be prepared for skilled jobs that are in demand. What's the point of going to join a saturated labour market that's lacking certain skilled hands. Instead fill the empty slots where skilled hands are scarce and not washing dead bodies or changing old mama diapers.

Aonkuuse:
CBN, I don't really know what is happening there!! Is it that you guys don't have a solution to the rising dollar value or there is something you guys are not telling us??

Meanwhile, people who sit down and write this kind of long fake articles really get time oo

solution to that is not the job of the CBN sadly but so many do not realize this simple fact. Demand for dollar can be reduced by locally producing what that dollar is about to be exchanged for. From food, education, machines, technology to information. CBN is not in charge of running industries. They are built around the money system, its management, and financial institutions regulatory tasks.

With the way Nigeria is and is structured, bandits and crude thieves have more say on the strength of Naira than CBN does.

Lanretoye:
your emotions have washed away your sense of reasoning...you may not be able to make meaningful contribution in any aspect.

lol. With all the trillions Buhari discovered and probably never recovered, he still borrowed and printed money like a bushman. Be concocting excuses for a lying govt there.

Iriruaga100:
Welcome development for the interchange flyover at roundabout. I don’t think flyover at Enerhen junction is needed. They need to do the bridge from Enerhen to Opete solve the traffic problem at Udu bridge

senseless concept. Clear road make vehicle pass. Stop roadside trading that attracts traffic backlog. Create car parks around busy spots like markets plazas, schools offices. Do that for.all parts of the city. Warri is not that populated. Make e take the remaining money do better thing. Na who flyover help?

Make una vote technocrat in, una no gree, na career political scientist dem see vote.

One youth go collect deve for lower levels and another for upper level. Revenue generation don sweet be dat. Miguo ma pipu !!

Nice one. Let every state introduce local language in public life. That's how our brothers up north recolonized their states. We all have local language but they forcefully relegate English language and enforce use of Hausa. I served there years ago and know what I am saying. Banks use Hausa, schools use it, libraries and MDAs too.

If any, the audience should ask for GWR for listening period too.

I can boldly guess the quality of that speech based on the quantity of the speech.

Lol. Media trial for another eight years. You can tell the intention and direction of a govt very early.

Africa where lions give birth to sheeps.

bad. that may be a private vehicle with personal goods. don't assume.

Hmmm...

Imagine renting the down floor out to restaurants as you opined. That's a good place for angry jihadists to drive in trucks and bring down the whole building in protest to a perceived jewish guy who farted in front of a holy tree in Saudi Arabia.

Lagos legacy about to envelope Abuja.

efelicity:
I live with my mother, a single mother, since I lost my dad over a year ago and we haven't been having issues until recently
The problem with my mother is that she wants to remarry but I never wanted that because she planned to move in to the house my father built.

After a heated argument, she claimed the house as hers but I rejected! I didn't stop her from marrying any man but what I am against is moving the man into my father's house. More to that, she planned to open a business for her husband to be on my father's land. I know the consequence of allowing that to happen: he will later claim the land.

Since my mom met this man she stopped treating me like a son. One of her sisters told me that the man was disturbing my mom to send me out of the house so he can move in asap.

When I approached my mom with this, she cursed me because she believes I'm against her will.

How do I prevent this man from taking what belongs to me?

yours is still manageable though not so good. If I tell you mine, you go bow.

Oloriburuku, adanu, omo ale, short man devil. Locks the freezer, afflictions from no where abegi.

Most of those struggling never took time to build their capacity to be useful in another man's land. They have this mentality that they can earn their meagre pay here there with the currency symbol swapped. Never taught of asking what sells. Everyday USA is welcoming highly skilled individuals in fields that support their dwindling industries. They need medical care and are short in skilled hands. Same way we can't process our crude or scale up and mechanize our farms is how they can't train enough medical doctors cost effectively. Instead of lamenting and sending the wrong set of people to advances nations, let's start prioritizing what they lack that we can cheaply provide and allow them help us also.

LegendHero:
Do you know the meaning of widening the tax net?

mean to expand taxation to areas previously untaxed as well as maintaining taxation on those being already taxed.

Jlow2:
Remove the police and thugs collecting 1000-3000 per road block in all roads of Nigeria and see how , it will reduce sufferings on lives of Nigerians, tinubu has not done anything different and that was why pple voted for Obi, how can you load a truck of tomato from Jos to ph, after paying 1.2m for trucking , you pay 300k for road settlements that is not legal, very lawless country

did obi succeed in taming Onitsha thugs?

Please take lying easy. It can open door for new entrants.

iwaeda:
You trust APC's Tinubu who said, widening the tax net.Oyedele must be new to governance, Oluomo has increased loading fees, Sanwo-Olu. MOT and so on.

informal tax net and formal tax net . . . lol

Sad. No doctors around and we are using all available resources to train theatre artists and engineers.

Racoon:
False! There is nothing that happens under the earth that is outside the purvey of the Lord God Almighty. He allows humanity to use their conscience to fear him and do what is right. However, He will seat to judge everyone according to every deeds done with their given sound mind and conscience.

that Abel damina fall hand o. Used to see him differently. No longer.

This thing better work or Nigeria may bite the dust for it.

The average APC supporter is a mental case now.

Buhari took huge loans to do unviable projects and things like feeding. He even printed money or borrowed from our future earnings. You guys cheered him on. He almost gave tramadol taking insurgents amnesty too.
What of Lagos state, another APC case study void of PDP or LP or NNPP influence since 1999? They are in huge debt, taxing the people, yet it took subsidy removal and drop in traffic for Lagos to experience smooth flow of traffic.

Some people are madmen with iPad.

The earlier this thing works and produces petrol, the better for us all.

Lol..

To chop Yoruba mango?

Landmark indeed. What a govt!

The baboon felling cheated by the makeup transformation on madam's face.

Jamestown123:
Oya nobody stops you from farming wheat in your east region. Go and plant wheat. One thing about this nairaland be sey, if i return this insult back to you now, na ban i dey always chop

morônic post again.

kokoA:
So only northerners consume all the wheat produced in Nigeria I guess.

get lost!