₦airaland Forum

Ginaz:
buhari's eyes eh, it shines brighter than his teeth

brixton:
Even couples that got preggy on April 1st,2015 have finished buying baby accesories for their incoming child. If it took Bubu this long to assemble 25 and 10 more without portfolios then we should kiss our 5k monthly stipends a resounding goodbye!

RichDad1:
1.His money + his papa money = x

Find x


20 mins

2]Using the quadratic formula, calculate the parking space available for guest in the above compound.

Note: pi=3.75
12mins

funmzy101:
Thank God you are in a yorubaland. Do you know what is called MAGUN?
If it catches you, you will jump up 3 times before giving up your ghost. SMH for you

Chimourinho:
@unilagfreshest. you don phuck another man wife go free, even dy proud dy tel us shey?
I don't know who u are buh i will
find you one day and phuck your wife without
condom. Bet me?

Diamonddris:
Bros I was thinking of getting rid of this guy o...

Or maybe I should also start acting funny with his girl...

This is soo annoying, I can't even read now sef..
But as a fine boy sha, I will get over this, I promise you guys..

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Cause you know you're guilty right? [/color]

PRYCE:
BUHARI'S ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR:

1. "MINISTERAIL" Nomination
2. MINISTERAIL confirmation
3. U-17 World Cup, SCRABBLE, BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP ( By fire by force)
4. Stealing people's Mandates at the tribunals
5. Screwing our economy over (GEJ's fault)
6. Continuous loss of life ( GEJ'S fault)
7. Being a complete DUNCE
8. DISREGARD of Federal Character in His appointments (ADMIRAL GENERAL BUHARI OF WADIYA)
9. Political Witchhunt (Under the guise of his Anti-Corruption ANTI PDP Mirage)
10. Trying To Dictate To the Senate And HOR albeit unsuccessful ( Democracy Fought back)
11. PROPAGANDA AND LIES
12. WORLD TOURS
13. DEMARKETING NIGERIA AND QUASHING INVESTOR CONFIDENCE
14. MASS LAY-OFF( carried out by his ilk.. One Hameed Ali comes to mind)
15. OUTRIGHT DENIALS OF CAMPAIGN PROMISES
16. MASS EXODUS OF OUR MOST PRICED INVESTORS... JP MORGAN
17. Delaying the constitution of his cabinet "Till the fullness of time" or till the "old wine" became useless!
18. Gonna Happen on Wednesday * SWEARING IN OF HIS PERSONAL "NOISEMAKERS"

PLEASE ADD YOURS!

CONGRATULATIONS DULLARPO! OYA MASTURBATORS, COME JERK OFF AND CUM ALL OVER THIS THREAD... in M.I's voice * It's allowed*

corisande:
Nurse Eliza!

I remember one nurse who gave me injections for nyash. for almost one year one butt cheek big pass the other. Thank God say e don normalize.

CuckoldMaster:
Taraba has fallen to Islam.

Nigeria is being islamised. Thanks to stupid Christians

SaiBuharii:
S

Kelklein:
2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt.

oluala1:
thanks man

Kelklein:
DID YOU KNOW ??

1. The last person on your mind before you close your eyes at night is either the reason for your happiness or pain.

2. I don’t think people understand how stressful it is to explain what’s going on in your head when you don’t even understand it yourself.

3. Eating chocolate while studying helps the brain retain new information easily and is directly linked to high test scores.

4. Your taste in music develops through experience, and is not something you're born with.

5. The difference between like, love and in love, is the same as the difference between for now, for a while and forever.

6. 90% of people will fake laugh when they don't understand what someone said to them.

7. Not arguing at all in a relationship represents a lack of interest. People who care about one another tend to argue now and again.

now, you know!

EggovinMma:



If there's something that gives me joy in life, it when I help in in my little way. Givers absolutely never lack.Life is beautiful when we help those around us . Sometimes I always winder what it will be like to have millions in my account, I may not even be happy, There remains a void in my heart when I see people living in abject poverty.

I have a true story to tell.
I happened to meet a young girl if about 12 while in school. I came home from lectures to see her moving around my hostel. I asked why she was there and she told me she needed to see one of my hostel mates who obviously is not around. From the disappointment on her face, I asked her if everything was fine.She narrated to me a story about how hungry her family was, and the fact that her mom sent her out to borrow money from my mate. I asked her to take me to her mother. It was an uncompleted building and I didn't know how somebody can live in that kind of place with grasses everywhere. I feared for snake bites as I approached the mother.I gave her quite a fairly good sum and told her not to return it . The way she thanked me sent a deep knife down my spine.I wish she never did, it made it even unbearable because it broke my heart even more As I was leaving the compound in a haste for fear of snakes, a iron rod dragged my leg,almost ripping off the last toe on my left feet.This woman and her daughter didn't know what to do, at some point, I noticed they were begin to feel bad, I had to hide the deep pains I was feeling. The blood trailed me back to the hostel. It was a deep wound and so I had to visit the hospital to take injections and dressings of course. For over a month, I limped. But I have no regrets. When i look at the scar on my last toe, I remember that sometimes we may get in trouble for trying to help somebody, but we must also remember that it's pays to have a beautiful mind, it soothes the soul.

"Slow Dance More"

Grady johnson was a common man
Four children and some bottom land
Early to bed he said well that ain't me
I gotta spend some time with my family

Left to it's own device may becomes june
But children grow up all too soon

So love your neighbor as yourself
Don't use money to measure wealth
Trust in God but lock your door
Buy low sell high and slow dance more

Mama johnson was grady's wife
She bore his children and she graced his life
Hand in hand and side by side
They worked hard to simplify

Some folks have and some have not
What really counts is what you do with what you've got

So love your neighbor as yourself
Don't use money to measure wealth
Trust in God but lock your door
Buy low sell high and slow dance more

And more I think I understan
What my father's father meant
When he said son what matters most
You can count on just one hand

So love your neighbor as yourself
Don't use money to measure wealth
Trust in God but lock your door
Buy low sell high and slow dance more

Buy low sell high and slow dance more

Kenny Rogers

I think FCT Nairalanders should come together this Xmas to do something for the less privileged.

mrworldwide1:
Since we are posting jokes

Donbabajay12:
Intersting!!!..but I dont like a bank job laye

Whizzcute:
Which physique are you talking bout?....the d1ck physique or the body physique?






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If it's his body physique, then was she blind before she got married to him?