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quote author=Tallest9] you r implyin i date a lady older than me..i no evn fit go out wit a gal wey use only one day senior me[/quote]Well,you didn't include your age;my
statement then should be interpreted by you
from a broad
perspective with relation to your present age.

NewsFlash!!! These representatives represent you. Na una send dem there to represent una. So rather than whine and complain in vain, why not FIRE your representatives? Recall them from your state, your LG etc. This one is not like the Presidency where you need the whole country to agree with you. All you need is people in your own state, village, etc. to say, "Oga senator, no represent us again", and they will go packing.
All this one wey you dey yarn here na nonsense. As far as the rest of the country is concerned, your senator from your state is representing you well, that is why he has still not lost his job.

There is nothing newsworthy in this trash you just posted!
FYI,you better learn to read other people's posts well before you
start off!
Go to your constituency and start the "I no go gree waka"
you just described to remove the senator representing your area who
I'm very sure is not performing!
As for me,I need my peace of mind to do better things.
Just in case you didn't know,I didn't bother to
vote for anyone during the last
elections;not even Jonathan!!!
Tell all the nonsense you have written to those who did!!!!!
Don't bother to reply me;this is the last you are getting.
Time is precious!

lookmangiw: i'm 199% certain that this jmaine and billyonaire are beaf's minikers(sic). I can bet my life on this.

So,if they are beaf's mimics,not minikers(na wa o!)
according to you;so they don't have
right to air their own personal views again, abi?!
Who has stopped you from airing yours? Please stick to the topic.
This is the last reply you are getting;if you reply me,you will confirm my
worst fears and woe betide you.

As far as I'm concerned,all those representaTHIEVES,
calling for impeachment beacuse of pecuniary party
interests can jolly well go and take their seats!
2015 is around the corner,all these thieves should stop
spewing nonsense out of their mouths!
This whole saga reeks of political as well as tribalistic
bigotry.
Pay a visit to their various constituencies,
they are not even able to redeem the areas
they are representing;national interest my boot!!!!!!!!
All they know how to do is impeachment! Nonsense!
Any attempt at any nonsense should lead to a break-up of
this huge joke called Nigeria!!!!!
We dey watch them!!!

@ilugunboy or whatever the f**k you call yourself,listen up;if
by now,you are still not able to decipher that your so called
fake Bakare is so fake as a so called pastor,
until this time,then that sponge in between your ears should
be reexamined by a very good psychiatrist.
Nobody is saying he shouldn't spew trash as he is Nigerian,
all I'm saying is he should stop hiding under the pulpit,
profaning God's name and go to his political party and air his
confounded views from there!
Is that too difficult to understand?!
Common punctuation,you don't even know how to do,and you have
the nerve to talk about education?!!!
Your parents should be refunded every dime they spent
on your silly,stupid head.Senseless goat!
You are supporting evil because you also have your own
hidden agenda to sleep on the corridors,
when politician Bakare becomes president!E don fly you!
Bakare has exposed his evil intention and will not see that
position at all! Not now,not ever!!!!!
Bakare is heating up the polity by his inflammatory statements;
both of you need to shut the hell holes you call mouths!
I pray that by the time he sets the Nation on fire with
his profaned mouth you will be there to watch your family
consumed.Idiot like you!
And FYI,just because you type from your room,doesn't mean
every one else on Nairaland is as jobless as you!I'm not
surprised you have ambitions to sleep on the corridors
to alleviate your poverty stricken,jobless state.Goat!
I post anywhere I deem fit on NL,not just Romance,fool!
Next time do your homework well before you talk,Bastard!
This is the last reply you are getting;I don't have time
for a jobless fool like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Continue oscillating between 2 or more
Sexual partners(your current gf, ur ex plus
Your ex's bf plus his own gf!!!!) Until
You catch one incurable.
You will then know the one to choose-either
You choose bed in the hospital or taking
Those drugs at home and go to see the doc
Once or twice a week for blood count.
I have no sympathy for such attitudes.
Have you heard of the existence of sexual
Promiscuity?! It has consequences u know!

He is an irresponsible fool who lacks
Sense of proper timing for anything!
I'm not surprised he even lacks sense of
Proper timing to know simple thing as when
To apply brakes to a car he's supposedly
Driving!!!!
Is this the right time for him to go
Woman-hunting when someone's life is hanging
Precariously because of his foolishness?!!
Abi didn't your father lose a lot of blood
As a result of this accident? Fracture no
Be small thing o!!!!
This is the time for him to be thinking of
How he will raise money to assist the poor
Old man he has kept in a serious condition
Healthwise in the hospital.
He is a he-goat!! Don't listen to him.
Don't forget that the law of Karma will catch
Up with you if you choose to disrespect
Your father in any way because of this he-goat!!!!
Blessed day.

Well,for me,I think the issue here is the calibre of
Girls(add timber if you like!) that you
seem to find attractive.
Have you tried dating a mature babe,when be say she don
Ready to marry?! Wo,na she go call you 24hrs a day to
Know what's up with you!
Mature by my definition is working class,28 and above,
Obviously ready to settle down and she should
Reside in the same city as you;long distance r/ships are
Not usually reliable.
Most of the young girls I assume you may be describing
In your experience are having multiple boyfriends things
Beclouding them or not yet ready for any extra serious
R/ship because them never play finish!
Try a mature lady if you want them to stay.
And one thing though,make sure you are not the verbally
Abusive type who initiates phone arguments or
quarrels within 3weeks of meeting!!!
Or want to browbeat them in every conversation as in
The "I am always right type";you'll be sending wrong
Signals and even the mature ladies will run!
Blessed day.

First and foremost,you have every right to be angry.
Let's look at this story from another angle;if you and
Your gf were walking along the road and she got tired
Would she simply hitch a ride and leave you by the
Roadside?!;
both of you would prolly look for a way to stop
and cool it out,before you continue your journey!
Why didn't she think of stopping a bit?
Accepting rides from total strangers is a no-no in
This generation! I don't care how many romantic stories
Are used to support it!
If that guy had decided to step on his accelerator or worse
Still spray some sleep inducing chemical at her and
Drive her to an unknown destination and do some harmful
Thing or the other to her,this is what she'll be saying abi?!
Even if she doesn't say it,so this is what she'll be carrying
On her conscience about abi?!!!! Or even prolly dead!
Well,for me,anyone who brings ant infested wood home should not
Be surprised if he is paid a visit by lizards!!!!!!
Whatever that guy would have done;be it good or bad,she
Deserved it 1000%!!!!!!! She should stop crying 'wolf'!
Is she not an adult?
Forgive her but na wa for some pple o!!!
Blessed day.

Wrong section

As for me,I laugh in swahili and penguinese
When the war shall start,by that time,I
Hope Tunde Bakare will stay to fight.
Because he that is sowing the wind shall
Definitely reap the whirlwind!!!
Not at that time,they will board plane over
Night and become compulsory
Refugee "commentators" from strange lands!!!
Let these our representaTHIEVES and prophets
Of doom give peace a chance.
It is the common man that always suffers at
The end.
All those supporting the prophet of doom,
The same bible he is quoting said and I
Quote:"Follow peace with all men"as christians.
The passages he quoted are clearly
Prophetic messages in which the prophets were
Known by all and sundry to be neutral to
The political immorality of the time;those
Prophets separated themselves and were not
Nursing any political ambitions.
Can the same be said of Bakare?!!
Democracy started in 1999 in this country,
But the way Bakare and his likes are going
About it,it would seem it started in
Jonathan's administration!!!!!!!!!!
You want the accumulated ills of over 50
Years to be solved in 1 year!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stand confidently to say that after all
This noise,even if Bakare were to assume
Power as he is craving,he can not solve all
The problems of this nation in 1year.
He should stop profaning the name of God for
God's sake and go to his political party!!!
The judgement will start from false prophets
Of doom!

@ Sexkillz & Mynd44,just 2 words;
Sound bite.
Since when did r/ships become ego flaunting trips in
Bars?!!!!! This is new and interesting!Impressive as well!
May God deliver us!!!!
Ladies shine your eyes wella before you fall for that man!
Some are not worth the trouble.
Blessed day.

The topic here is more or less concerned
With semantics rather than syntax.
The op in particular is not concerned about
The order and arrangement of the element
"Sorry"in a logical statement;rather he is
Concerned with the semantics.
Now if a person inadvertently makes wrong
Transliterations,I mean,we all make mistakes
from time to time.
But it becomes a different ball game
entirely to actively defend the
wrong transliterations made in
his/her brain from one language to another;
that would be close to unforgivable!
The proverb says:"the fool is not the one
That does not know;rather the fool is the
One that does not know and knows not that
he know not!
Blessed evening.

Goldie is a monumental disgrace to Nigeria!
Yes,she may not be the worst thing to have happened but
She had a chance in a lifetime to be one of the redeeming
Things to have happened to Nigeria's image!!!! Whether
We like it or not,whether the money was for her pocket or
Not,she was repping Nigeria at that game!!!!
Thumbs up to the likes of Karen Igho,na
woman too o wey know say she never marry!!!!
As for saying Kenya is developed,I don't know. What is
The index for Kenya on the map of developed countries if they
Are so developed?!!!!! Why are they still rated as
"developing"? The fact that obama's father is from kenya does
Not in any way mean anything, because he had little or no
Serious r/ship with his father and was brought up in
Hawaii by his mum's parents ,after his mum separated
from his dad when he was only a year plus!!!!
As to the so called "we are Africans" mentality,the disparity
In our cultures and years of living under oppressive and
Suppressive leadership both colonial and homebased have made
Us antagonistic to one another.Nigerians are even very
Homely and welcoming eg see the way Nigeria absorbed Ghanaians
In the 70s when Ghana was nothing to write home about!
The same Ghana is now crying blue murder over the sight of
Legitimate Nigerian businessmen/women doing verifiable
Businesses in their country! Are those scammers and
drug peddlers too?!!!!
Check RSA the same hate story,yet,Nigerians were among the
Loudest criers for Mandela's and RSA's freedom and even cash
Donations from Nigeria exchanged hands during his election
Campaign process.
So,all the drugs being peddled all over the world are by
Nigerians only? No Kenyans,SAs,ghanaians,etc are involved abi
Or is it that whenever it involves Nigeria,the story is
Magnified and embellished?!!!!
There's a disconnect in this whole "we are Africans" mentality
and I'm not buying it any longer and other African
Countries have also apparently not adopted the idea !!!!
I don't blame them,I blame Nigeria that has made so much
Money and refusing to wipe out all these corrupt leaders so
We can have some development!
Blessed day.

The story's touching.
But I think Mynd44 is more of a realist,
Saying exactly how he feels, than a sadist

If she can not walk,and you didn't say she lost the
use of her hand,she can do other things that one can
use the hands to achieve.
IB Osuamkpe,for instance is a diva gospel singer on a
Wheelchair from birth and now she's married with kids.
The guy who married her is walking normally;and fits the
TDH fantasy of most girls walking on two feet plus he's rich
Blessed sunday.

@idowuogbo thanks love you are such
a darling. I'm just returning from a
rather short service!!!How you dey jare?!!!
Blessed sunday.

The uasge is correct.
If you checked the dictionary,you would see
That the word "sorry" can also be used as an exclamation.
The usage in your examples is therefore correct.
English is not a rigid but an ever evolving language.
Blessed day.

Well,for this one,I've seen this happen
On a number of occasions. It applies to
Both men and women.
Women/men that are seemingly "best of friends"
;suddenly,one starts dating the other's
husband/wife at his/her back!!!
There was even this one that presents
Gifts to the friend after sleeping with her
Husband on a regular basis so that even if
Her friend hears about the escapades,she
Would find it difficult to believe!
Some pple are just mean.
Blessed day.

HBD websurfer.

@slimyem and shollypopz,I quite agree
With you,like you took the words out
Of my mouth!
Decent girls who don't want to know
the figures around you abound and all
They usually want in return is to be
Treated right.
Blessed day.

Its actually wiser for ladies to steer clear
Of the guy's family and his relations if
Possible to avoid embarassment and unnecessary
Publicity when the r/ship doesn't go through!
But most girls feel its prolly a way to the
Guy's heart.

I don't believe in "talking things over" when someone's
Mind is made up! But from your post you never mentioned
Even once that you've ever tried talking it over with her;
You even said you broke up with her twice in of all places-
YOUR MIND?!!!!
Haba,help the girl small she's no mind reader and you are equally
Not one yourself and neither are the rest of the world!!!
So,give talking a shot;if it fails,you are then clear in
Your conscience that you tried.
Blessed day.

Its not the best at all.
Why its not usually done is due to a number of reasons:
(This is not exhaustive)
(1) Genetic;
(2)Socio/cultural
For the genetic,if they have any hidden genetic disorders
In their family,it means it could be passed into your
Family tree by not just one but two routes!!! That is
Your route and your brother's route if he eventually
Marries her!!!
(2)Socio/cultural;one could instigate the other to cause
Serious problems in the family for a flimsy perceived
Injustice against that one!!!!
Abeg,girls full road,he should pick one there!!!
Or better still,send him on another trip!
How can 2sisters marry into the same family? Na only una
Family dem see?!!!
Pple like your bro dnt usually listen;so shuk mouth small
Small o!
Blessed day.

The greatest advantage of taking
Your multinational lady is a lifetime
Of independence from your family.
Take the multinational lady,you are far
Behind schedule in life,you should have
Started working like 26 now 32;that's like
6years ago!!!!
You need to end this mama bomboy period in
Your life!!!!
Blessed day.

The same reason why most guys who are
Married will refuse to wear theirs.
Its a universal problem affecting both
Sexes.
There are also a '0001 reasons on the
table when you ask them!!!
On the other hand,some will wear their
rings to fulfill all righteousness;
& still escort
Their babes to the club with their
Rings on!!!!!
Who's fooling who?!!!
Blessed day.

I think those ladies who feel the need to
Be introduced actually would want the
R/ship to get to the next level if its
Possible.
A lady wants to be sure a guy is not just
Using her like a backup-always out of
Sight but good enough to fall back on when
The original's not available!!
By the way,who likes the back-up,waka pass
Role anyway?!!!
Blessed day.

One would think you are being forced by the guy's mum!
Whereas the lady only asked you,all you do is politely
Decline if you 're not interested!!
Don't start shouting 'wolf' where there's none.
Fish never finish for water.

Excuse me,ednut1,if you are in love with a
picture of newly wed on'okada',suit yourself!
If you wish for it hard enough and repeat it
Like a mantra everyday,like this:
"When ednut wants to get married it will be
On okada",live it,dream it;
By all means your wish will come true for you!!!!

Prolly someone known to and by you
used one of these public payphones to call you
at one time or the other;some dubious pay phone owners
call the numbers which their clients dial on their phone
after the clients have finished the call and gone.
That's why its advisable for pple to delete nos
after calling even if the call doesn't go through
and no communication results.
One thing though,DON'T CALL that dubious person back!
Its no mystery;its the beauty of the dubious minded!!!!!!
Blessed evening.