₦airaland Forum

Airforce1: Julius agu is broke
He needs money.

You know I find your idiocy very disturbing. If your brain has been so traumatised you don't even know your rights anymore or choose not to assert it,some people still do. I'm just sick & tired of this 'leave everything to god' mentality.

There are probably more Christians in hell than any other categories of persons. No let me rephrase that. There are more Christians in hell than any other category of persons

You all can reciprocate such a pathetic fraud by boycotting their services.DO NOT shop at Konga.com. Take your money elsewhere but alas like Nigerians are wont to do. After whining,you 'leave everything to god' & it's back to business as usual..sigh

At op,do you realise that god has single handedly killed more people than anyone else dead or alive? Thus,your argument is invalid & nonsensical. Go read your story book some more. You might just learn a thing or two

highyo: I pray may God not hold this against you,
you were too quick to respond and its dangerous

thanks, but you are not to decide my faith. God's will be done.
And his will for me is to inherit eternal life for he has not created me for destruction.
His will is for me to be with him in his kingdom.
One thing I'm sure of is that, the standard of heaven is very high, fear or no fear
Be careful with your action and your tongue, tell the lord to tame it, so that it wont cause your destruction. Have you forgoten that blasphemy against the spirit of God cannot be forgiven?

Ok op,the Lawd just told to tell you that your rętarded state is hereditary & you need total,complete & thorough deliverance

macof: Wat miracles have u benefited from?

Wat angel did u see? How white is the angle? How wide are the angel's wings, was the angel naked or wearing a rob? If yes, wat was the color of the rob?

You dey mind am.'At least i've seen an angel'. Imagine! I'm seriously laughing in Pekinese. Wetin pesin no go read for this nairaland. I bet the angel must have looked exactly like this. Cuz it's the same angel that god sent to warn me that if i don't return to him i'll forever burn in hell. I chased him out of my apartment to go tell his god that i said he is just one big JOKE!

Dude you funny sha

In a related development, i received one the most nonsensical chain messages yet:

Try to read and transfer. it is a true life story; A lady dreamt that Jesus gave her water to drink and when she got up in the morning she was healed. she saw a written note beside her sayin Jesus is the living and true God.she told everybody what happened to her. A police officer heard abt it and sent it to 13 persons by sms. After 13days, he was promoted at work. Another man received this message and deleted and he had great loss for 13days. Please try to send this message to 13 or more people and something will happen. Sorry for disturbing you, i am the Lord, i really have time for u.i love u and will always bless u. Give me 30mins of ur time dont pray bt just glorify God Pls send this message through the whole world before midnite pls help me. Dont cut this message and i will help with something u need. A blessing is on Ur way pls don't ignore this message You are being put to test and he is preparing 2 great things for u this evening in ur life.if u trust in God send this message and tomorow will be a nice day for u.dont cut the chain send it to 14 friends in 10minute

Sigh..some people do have a lot of time on their hands

Angolan President Eduardo Dos SantosAFRICANGLOBE – By popular demand, Angolan authorities have taken pre-emptive action and decided to ban the Muslim religion, which they consider a cult, NOT a religion. They see what Muslims are doing to non-Muslims, especially in Africa, and are taking steps to prevent the same from happening in Angola.In early October 2013, the Muslims living in Luanda in the municipality of Viana Zango were shocked to see the minaret of their mosque dismantled into pieces on the ground without permission. On Thursday 03 October in the morning, the Angolan authorities decided to destroy the mosque Zango located in the urban district of Viana 17 km. The governor of Luanda Bento announced in a radio spot that radical Muslims are not welcome in Angola and the Angolan government is not ready for the legalization of mosques in Angola.And on Tuesday, November 19, the Minister of Culture, Rosa Cruz e Silva said. “Regarding Islam, the legalization process has not been approved by the Ministry of Justice and Human Rights. Therefore all mosques would be closed until further notice. “ It should be noted that the Angolan government has made closing of all mosques a priority. The only two mosques located in Luanda have already received a warning document signed by the mayor of the municipality of Viana José Moreno.The provincial governor of Luanda, Bento Bento, said on the airwaves of local radio that “radical Muslims are not welcome in Angola and the Angolan government is not ready for the legalization of mosques.” Minister of Culture, Rosa Cruz e Silva explained that the law on freedom of religion will be reviewed given the current national context , noting that the Government will redouble its efforts to fight relentlessly against religious cults like Islam which are contrary to the customs of Angolan culture.95% of Angola’s population is Christian. A quarter belongs to Protestant churches founded during the colonial period, including congregational evangelical church.This decisive action taken by the Angolan head of state is based on a desire to guard against the rise of theWahhabi ideology that has created havoc, death and destruction in Africa and elsewhere. And as rightly explained Tunisian philosopher Mezri Haddad: “Islamism and Islamophobia feed each other. Worse, long-term Islamism as an ideology destroy Islam as religion. “According to the International Religious Freedom Report 2008, Islam in Angola is a minority religion with 80,000 – 90,000 adherents, composed largely of migrants from West Africa and families of Lebanese origin. The Muslims comprise between 2.5 to 3 percent of Angola’s overall population of 17 million people, most of them Christians.in the last decade, but especially during the last few years the Muslim community in Angola has grown appreciably and Islamic activities have become more common in major cities. Mosques have sprung up in a number of places and Qur’anic schools have been built to provide Islamic instructions and teach Arabic language to adherents.Public attitudes toward Islam have been generally negative. Cultural differences between Angolan and Muslim immigrants have been the basis for negative views toward Islam, as was the perceived link between Islam and illegal immigration. Since the September 11 attacks, there has been a deliberate attempt to link Muslims with terrorism. It has become a matter of routine at Luanda airport for security officers to detain Muslims arriving from Sahelian countries.On September 1, 2008, a Muslim mob attacked non-Muslims in the community of Andulo. The school-age daughter of a deacon at one of the churches was decapitated. Forty Christians were assaulted or tortured. The mob burned three church buildings. They also went to non-Muslim houses to intimidate them or destroyed items of property. Stones were thrown at the headquarters of a local Christian project, causing some damage. An Angolan Christian leader said that the local police were unable to stop the attack and fled the scene.
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See why we say religion is for the mentally unbalanced. It's either they're passing the buck for their failures on the vulnerable around them or the infamous Satan or attributing their success to a skydaddy. These folks never cease to amaze me with their stųpidity..sigh

It comes as no surprise really as a precedent has already been set in the 'Holy Bible'.

He's done it before, you know. Twice. (Tell someone to eat a book, that is.)

He told Ezekiel to do that.

But thou, son of man, hear what I say unto thee ... open thy mouth, and eat that I give thee. And when I looked, behold, an hand was sent unto me; and, lo, a roll of a book was therein ... Moreover he said unto me, Son of man, eat that thou findest; eat this roll ... So I opened my mouth, and he caused me to eat that roll. And he said unto me, Son of man, cause thy belly to eat, and fill thy bowels with this roll that I give thee. Then did I eat it; and it was in my mouth as honey for sweetness. Ezekiel 2:8-3:3

And the author of Revelation.

And I went unto the angel, and said unto him, Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey. And I took the little book out of the angel's hand, and ate it up; and it was in my mouth sweet as honey: and as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter. Revelation 10:9-10

Surely, the Bible is a good book to keep away from crazy people. (Or from sane people; it can make them crazy, too.)

A UK woman, Jullia Lovemore, 41, admitted to the manslaughter of her 6 week old daughter in court stemming from an incident in 2009. Lovemore has been in the custody of the state for three years prior to her latest courtroom appearance. She now awaits the punishment for smothering her child to death.

When the child was discovered dead, it was found to have pages of the bible in its mouth and throat. The mother admits to blocking the airways of the less than two month old child's mouth. She said, "I sat in my bedroom and I was ripping pages out of my Bible. I put some small bits of paper in Faith's mouth and she spat them out."

Many sources have reported the mother describing sitting on the child, and then bouncing up and down. She says she does not know why she did this and that she "got bipolar." Quite an excuse for someone who admitted to taking the life of a child.

She is married to David Lovemore, and both have a history of psychosis and mental illness. They are both also known religious fanatics.

It is now believed that when social workers arrived at the house the child was already dead. They say David Lovemore was in a full blown psychotic state, praying loudly and screaming for someone to "take the devil out of Julia."

Julia Lovemore has had a history of psychotic episodes going back as far as 1995. She will continue to be held in custody until she is sentenced. As of this writing a date has not been set for hearing

http://www.examiner.com/article/insane-christian-woman-suffocates-her-6-week-old-baby-with-pages-from-bible

I swear i've done this before. When my superior tried to foist 2 extra hours on my regular hours. I told him the last time i checked,the slave trade was over. Walked out & wrote a scathing letter to HQ & Trading Standards. Omoh come see apologies na. But this is only applicable in saner climes where labor laws are taken seriously. No try am for Naija o!

Fkforyou: This is serious,thesame people paid to solve the problem are the ones creating the problem......sometimes I feel revolution is the key to all dis nonsense.....OPERATION FLUSH THEM OUT

Who will spearhead the revolution?You?Abeg forget naija jare.Nigeria is like someone with terminal cancer,It's a hopeless case

Logicboy03: What?


You that were one stop away from being mo.ronic psycopath?

I saved you....., remember how many times I called you a psycopath over your support of the old testament God/laws?


Mtchew.....even as an atheist, you're still dull....mr marriage is needed to perpetuate the human race

Whaaaaat! Uyi Iredia now an atheist? Praiiiisssee tha Lawd ! More are coming out of the woodworks soon. Lmao @ 'i saved you'. Lool

dorox: What happened to bawomolo?

He crossed the great divide in the most horrible circumstance

blink182: What exactly do you mean? No one else should go into online malls because jumia and their horrible service is there, remember before jumia came, there were tons of online malls like buyright, smartbuy and others.

I tire o! Such nonsensical PR for an incompetent site with a terrble track record of service delivery. Don't even get me started..mtcheeew

Oops! I just saw a comment by bawomolo & discovered something wasn't right that was when i looked at the date..sigh

That's because as soon as they cross the shores to the other divide they discover they've been living a terrible lie foisted on them by a dysfunctional society where you're indoctrinated to believe prayer solves everything,from health issues to safe driving & everything in between. A society deeply entrenched in squalor & demeaning poverty but some smart alecs try to convince you to give even the little you have with the hope of tripling or even quadrupling it. You're made to believe you can never be successful in life without accepting a certain god in your life,amongst a whole load of other bullshitt one is fed with.
Then you cross to the other side,& it's a whole new world. A functional system where everything works as it ought. Running water,steady electricity,smooth wide roads,security of life & property & top notch medical facility.You suddenly discover you don't have to dissipate your energy supplicating to an imaginary friend to achieve anything in life. Merit stays ahead of mediocrity. Suddenly the wool falls off their eyes,they see the truth for what it truly is. That is when they 'backslide' to use your words. Some continue to pretend in order not to rock the boat whilst others just come out of the closet & admit they've been duped for the better part of their lives but never again.
Furthermore,keep in mind that this religion you cling to so tenaciously was given to you by these same Europeans. So if they have ditched it,they must know something you don't. Food for thought

What's with this baby theft lately? This is getting outta control! But seriously what kinda name is 'Feargod'? Even for a religious obsessed nation this is pushing the envelope. I sincerely hope they find their baby though.

Do they honestly think anybody believes this crap they keep spewing? I keep saying religion is divisive,religion spurs hate,religion is wicked,religion is chaos,religion is...sigh

With a God that protects statues over humans who needs satan? Seriously

Huh! NSCDC fasting for ASUU? What's the connection & in any event,how is this going to help? Religion gone mad

Indeed, God sure has a sense of humour

Goodness gracious! Statue over humans. Just when you thought you've heard it all,these christians outdo themselves again. I feel for these folks

Hmm..Godsgift..Could it be that he heard a voice instructing him to kill his mum & offer her as a sacrifice?The mind boggles!Really sad

She looks good no doubt. But what is all the noise about forty-something & looking good? Is forty + that old or is this just a Nigerian thing?

Niceee..bikes are great fun to ride

Malakh: For all these abominations have the men of the land done, which were before you, and the land is defiled.
That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you.Levitius 18:27-....Read the whole chapter and see why this earthquakes happens from time to time and will continue to happen

You can take your religious bullshitt & stick it where the sun don't shine.Who gives a damn what your storybook says?See why nobody ever takes you lot seriously again

Mubby4luv: Are u kiddin me? When God plans his plan , thr is absolutely Notting man can do. RIP to da dead

Wow..just wow! So God made a plan to destroy a nation & send over10,000 lives to their untimely death? Probably their iniquities were too grave for God to bear anymore. What a loving & merciful God

I'm not a big fan of these ex-politicians-turned anti-corruption crusaders. But whether Dino Melaye is corrupt or not is inconsequential here. The crux of the issue is why seal off the conference room already paid for & meant a particular purpose. We don't have to like people but we must all stand up for what is right & speak out against injustice meted to anyone irrespective of class,gender,political affiliations & ethnic or religious leanings

costandi: Oya Critics..1..2...READY..Go!!!

No!We're not supposed to criticise.Just take in all the bullshitt we're fed.Or you probably think we're all gullible sheeples singing kumbaya and screaming halleluya!