₦airaland Forum

buygala:
Thank God I bought 100 litres on December 1st, which I started using on the 20th.....

If you are a Nigerian above the age of 25 and living in Nigeria, and you still don't have enough sense to store fuel before 1st of every December, then you are a real hopeless case

Storing up fuel for personal use before the 1st of December every year is a tradition in my family... We calculate how much petrol we are going to need till 15th of the next year's January and then add another 50 litres to it, buy that amount and store the jerrycans at the far end of the compound

Common sense saves one a whole lot of stress

you're right.

since jonathan gave us that 2012 new year fuel price increment shocker, i have always been on the alert to avoid such happenstances in the future.

but please dont be offended for my asking but do you also store gala the way you store fuel around this period?

Airforce1:
Mumu, She wants to trend ...


Na the fool wey publicly kneel down propose to you I blame .

I don't even know where all these nonsense men-kneeling-down-to-propose culture started from.

But one thing I know...

I will never kneel down to propose to a woman.

What nonsense!

Wait lemme kill the Python fess.

I promise to share.

But pythons don scarce o for dis side.

What's the big deal?

If and when I'm really ready to seal da deal, imma do mine within 3 effing days...

realmindz:
come to this part of the world and you will appreciate the depth of ignorance and backwardness.

Epilepsy was once thought to be witchcraft
SS born children were once called Abiku
such is the way of humans, they are scared of what they cannot explain.

My only pain is that, while China, india and the rest of the world are moving forward and making exploits, we are still left behind because of lazy and ignorant mindset like the Op who list problems that are being addressed in civilised society through medical means as spiritual.

what more can i say about a lazy man who has access to internet and books and can't do justice to upgrade his knowledge? Rly sad

Thinkers are taking us to the future exploring space, while religious ignoramous will open their jaws to the pray the sky screaming endtime.

well my only joy is that, a future will come the world will be so advanced and populated with intelligent beings and the likes of the op would ve gone into extinction and will be remembered only in history books as men who took us back to cave age.

My Gawd!

I swear, You don't like this OP at all!

absolute power corrupts absolutely...

Foolish Nigerians with very short memory.

Always looking for someone to blame for their own failures.

So you think it is Buhari that will come and control the cruelty and wicked greed that is destroying your oil marketers?

Continue looking for whom to blame.

Funny enough, the same set of dolts blaming buhari and cursing the day they voted for buhari are the same set of monkeys that voted for jonathan only to later regret and curse the day the voted for jonathan.

Fools that will never learn.

Tomorrow they will troop out and vote for atiku.

Two years down the line, the idiots will come out again and start cussing and blaming the day they voted for atiku.

But why is ruud van nistlerooy not playing again for Manchester united today?

Why is Morinho always keeping him on the bench?

Who told you she wasn't interested?

It's just that she was momentarily distracted by the photographer.

Na wa o!

Chelsea don finally buy christmas EYEGLASS for boys!

C'mon Chelsea.

Let's do this.

Sorry, Mr. innoson and my fellow Igbo brothers.

But...

My love affair with GTBank started a very long time ago.

And since then, it has been a wonderful ride.

So for me, what The-most-effective-bank-with-the-best-service-delivery-in-the-country has put together, let no man no matter how INNOCENT he may appear put asunder!

Is Oga Innoson our new Biafran leader?

menwongo:
AGE is a number

@M Buhari Obtained his controversial, questionable and still missing WASC in 1953!

2017-1953= 64yrs ago‎

‎Marking his 75th Birthday today...
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75 - 64 = 11yrs‎
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Invariably,‎
Our president obtained his WASC at the age of 11 in 1953?

Wow! What a genius pupil he was in his days hey?! �

I still wonder how many kids in those days finished from the high school at the age of 11 except for a genius like Buhari....‎
‎
Further more‎, because 1957, the year that he joined the army is a constant that can NEVER changed, back or forward dated on any record it means that our president joined the army at the age of 15.
‎
2017 - 1957 = 60yrs ago‎

Subtracting the year that he joined the army from his age today...
‎
75 - 60 = 15yrs‎

This means that Mohammadu Buhari was commissioned into the Nigerian Army as a full lieutenant with 2 pips (stars) ‎at the age of 15...
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Another genius and brilliant feat there! ��
Change begins with you!‎‎
Copied!

Guy, you see why it is not always good to be copying.

Next time, before you copy and end up exposing your own foolishness, make sure you take your time to go through whatever nonsense you intend to copy and check all the facts before posting.

Now, look at this.

M. Buhari acquired the said controversial certificate in 1961 and not 1953 like your stupid and misleading copy copy post stated.

2017-1961= ? years ago.‎

M. Buhari joined the Nigerian Army by enrolling at age 15 Nigerian Military Training College (NMTC) in 1961 and not 1957 like your stupid and misleading copy copy post also stated.

2017-1961= ? years ago.‎

So if you can redo your maths again, you might get a better and a more realistic data than these ones your misleading copied post is suggesting.

I hope you can do the simple subtractions by yourself without copying from another person?

Edonojie007:
Ok,let Me Tell You,you Dont Need To Ask,na Simple Question Nau. You Need It. Cause The Demonic Spirit Of Sex Has Hardened Your Heart And Blinded Your Eyes. Repent.

Funny enough, this so called Demonic Spirit of Sex was created by the Almighty God himself!

Ironic, isn't it?!

Ha ha ha ha ha

justscorchone:
Ol boy which one be your favourite, me i dey like ebony creammpie complilation

Kai!

U na total bad guy!

That ebony creampie_compilation na the bomb most especially those ones starring Justin Slayer.

Jeezus!

That guy can _fuck woman eh!

He is a true Slayer indeed!!!

I no dey too like watch white women.

Their own no dey dey as real and exciting as our ebony women!

Black is truly beautiful.

Edonojie007:
Haaaaaaa.....Your Own Is Finish O. You Even Pray On It,defending It,and Securing The Spirit.
Only Special Deliverance Would Save You. You Are Dead.

Seriously, I don't even know who needs the deliverance more between you and me.

I so much hate watching porn.

In fact, the one I will watch tonight will be my last.

So help me God.

Ha ha ha ha...

That was what I told myself yesterday and the day before it and the day before the day before it and so on...

Oh mhen!

Porn is so liberating.

If not for porn, how can one satisfy his urge of seeing different types of _naked women?

Thunder fire anyone wey go talk say make I no dey watch porn now and forever in Jesus name!

I'm not even surprised.

Psychologically speaking, it is always easier to help good looking people that ugly looking people.

More so, when the receiver is a lady.

larry4eva:
anybody wey beg you money no get human sympathy be that
True friends suppose advice you make you go buy provision,cabin biscuit etc then feed well

Guy e don do na abeg

Wetin sef?!

Be like say you wan make dem ban this thread again abi?

Abeg conduct yourself with some maturity.

buJu234:
Story of a country called Nigeria.

Episode 1
we prayed and God answered our prayers and gave us GEJ, GEJ gave us freedom of speech that enables us to speak against corruption, which we did, but instead of us to give him time to fixed the corruption we all shouted crucify him, so we crucified GEJ, instead of working with him to fight corruption.because we were looking for perfect men.

Episode 2...

Then we cry and God gave us GMB/PMB, GMB/PMB decided not to repeat the same mistake that GEJ gave Nigerians(FREEDOM OF SPEECH), no freedom of speech, if u talk EFCC or DSS or other gov't. regulatory agencies arrest u. All of a sudden, the channels tv, TVC, political analysts etc all became dead.
Now here's ur reward Nigerians no fuel, corruption @ its peak but u can't talk. back to the suffering & smiling days.

Like someone said he pray the PMB wins 2019, so that in the future we shall tell our children and grand children how foolish and stupid we were to crucify GEJ and accept PMB.

off point.

Tomjazzy2:
It's either you are thesame person as the OP, or you simply lack objectivism in your analysis of what the OP narrated.

Firstly, your claim of "one girl following one stranger" is defective. From what the OP narrated, the man in question is his "hommie".

Again, I am not going to pass any value judgement on the decision of the lady in question to indulge the man within a short time. She is old enough to shoulder what ever consequences that may arise there from.

The OP's reaction begs for answers. Let's even assume that what the girl did was wrong, how did that offend the OP, so much that he is even considering evicting her

I see...

The american guy is the OP's hommie.

So what about the girl in question?

Is the american guy also her hommie?

If that is how you yourself easily trust people, then like James Hadley Chase will say, you've got it coming...

This one na unofficial tithing...

kenralph:
Who is this one? So you grow rich overnight? How you wan take invest without saving first? The first cure for a lean purse is: "start thy purse to fattening"

Elxandre:
So because you dey invest, you won't have substantial money saved?
Lol

Your mentality towards money, or should I say, towards acquiring money is what matters the most.

Are you saving because you want to INVEST in a bigger business that will even fetch you more money in the future?

Or...

Are you saving because you want to HOARD save?

Your choice.

Poor people with poor mentality save.

Rich people with rich mentality invest.

Your choice.

KardinalZik:
On top this MAN?

Are you SERIOUS?

Before nko?

Fear gay men o!

khiaa:
It has nothing to do with him being an American returnee because men in Nigeria do the same thing to women everyday. Hit it and quit it.
I do think that she took a risk leaving with a stranger like that but in her mind she was probably thinking that he was safe because he was a friend of a friend.

The way you reason eh...

Tufiakwa!

uyaima:
Jesus is Lord.

No.

Science is LORD.

WebSurfer:
Don’t mind the idiots, too many kids here on nairaland

I dey tell you!!!

So many senseless and irresponsible fools roaming about.

Tomjazzy2:
From experience, I can authoritatively say that it's either the OP has already hit on the girl, or is planning to do so.

Other than that, I find it hard to understand what the fuss is all about

I'm not surprised you can't figure out what the fuss is all about.

Just give it some time.

When you hear stories of how one girl got missing after following a stranger from america to some god-knows-where on Linda ikejis blog, that time you will know what the whole fuss is all about.

Nonsense.

UbanmeUdie:


Rita Dominic should go and marry jor!


Useless old cargo at the mercy of cosmetics.

What are you waiting for?

Go an' marry her na.

adetoroamos:
lolz..... but she should go and marry

Na so e easy to marry?