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samuel900: Can't the Op use former President Obasanjo's Farm.

They want traffic

emmy11: I WAS EMBARRASSED TODAY WHEN IN A RESTAURANT A MATURED MAN FINISHED EATING AND STARTED LICKING HIS SOUP. I WAS LIKE WHAT THE Zap IS THIS MAN DOING IN THIS 21ST CENTURY? I WAS SHOCKED!!! SO I WANT TO ASK NAIRALANDERS, DO YOU LICK YOUR PLATE OR SOUP AFTER EATING

why should you be embarrassed by the actions of a stranger? Why should a post that violates one of the rules on Nairaland be brought to the front page?

point5: Nawa oo,,wen is d issue of insecurity in 9jra wl b terminatd..

When you are able to make a grammatically correct sentence, it's in your hands.

I.Joan:
I have noticed you

Now scoot!!!!!!!!!!

That's it honey, i'm taking off the wifi service in the kitchen

I.Joan:
First time... I ever heard someone say that

That's why I asked you to watch more football and read more football stuffs before commenting on threads like these, many ex and current footballers have made that comment during the Messi/Ronaldo comparison. They say Messi is a natural, while Ronaldo is a product of traning and hardwork.

I.Joan:
Anyone belongs in Everyone!!!

Were you expecting less than a stellar performance from the Nigerian team after AFCON? ? ?

You know nothing about football, stop spreading your ignorance on the net, calm down and learn. Also try to watch matches and read about some other teams. Don't just come out when Nigeria is playing to spread ignorance. Do you know that Mexico are Concacaf champions? Do you even know what CONCACAF means?

galek: The commentators at the AIT studio analysing rubbish and talking off points. Leave that studio for young sports analysts. Pls go take your rest. All of una na the same with Super Eagles.

I switched off my TV immediately that guy mentioned bringing back Odemwingie,,,,,,,,,,a so called football analyst. SMH

Afam4eva: So, because he didn't not perform in the nations cup, he's a flop. Is it not the same guy that you guys were praising to high heavens as the best Nigerian player of the moment. You Nigerians forget soo easily. Tomorrow, you will also say Moses and Mba are past glory.

Past glory is past glory, ask Barca fana about Ronaldinho

judano: He strayed offside, the Nigerian defence stepped back to put him on. Disorganised defence

He was offside throughout

Offside master Hernandez does it again

Ref you don't issue a red card like that in a friendly match

why ref spoil the match with red card na

great play from Nigeria ....penalty

If you can't watch it on TV, watch it online at watchlivefootystream.com this is a good time to stream

mikelreal: how na?

AIT is showing it

Goodnight all:.... My SA friends have a räpe/robbery free night.

I invited my new South African neighbour around last night.
I offered him a beer, but he said no.
I said, "Sorry, doesn't your religion allow you to drink?"
He said, "It's not that, I saw you in the kitchen
pissing in it."

all4naija: What I really think about this kind of situation is that is can leave a devastating psychological effects on the Nigerians who were attacked by the community people. In other words, it might encouraged them to take any possible means of getting other properties. It is good South Africans should think before taking any action. This is very primitive way of finding solution. It is unacceptable any where in the world.

Bro it's a futile effort, these people don't appreciate rational posts, I can see some of them are still viewing this topic.

all4naija: The bad guys have left the thread. Now, we can discuss about the topic properly. Thank you for the back, pal!

Yeah bro time for a little sleep Nig vs Mex 2h 30 minutes from now. But before then, one more post .

Why do South African women walk three metres behind their man?
Because even they can't stand the smell.

I was telling my babe about how the South African at work had lost his nose in an accident today.
She said "That's terrible, how does he smell?"
"Like shit." I replied.

all4naija: What is saving you in this forum is having a Nigerian husband. That is all about it.

The biggest achievement a South African lady can get

all4naija: Go and drink lady..

she's actually on our side, edit that post

The South African fabricator in our workshop sliced his finger off with an angle grinder today.
I immediately ran to where the first aid box is kept and hid it.

sweetcheecks: Sana they wanted a South African wife they must grow balls of steel. We are not walk overs contrary to their belief. We it the shiiitz that make the world go round. We a call our land our mother land due to the strength of our women and they call theirs their father kand. But we know Eve was the driver of all. We are in the steering wheel girl!


Nyto!

How many times have you been räped before?

nadia_SA: yhaaaaa ish ... Nd ive stopped to show respect kancane nje.. Coz alla this is getting to me cabanga... Let me do the lala thing.. Advise u to do the same its late... Or yall waiting for nightshifts lol including u swtchicks

He doesn't work just like most black South Africans, hence their jealousy for successful Nigerians

CraigB: Ain't I just cute with the lameness...

Yes you are

I was on the bus the other day when a massive South African came and sat next to me. I slowly started edging away from him and he said;
"What, you think I'm gonna steal from you, cos I'm South African?"
"No, I think you're going to steal from me because you have a fuçking gun!"

A South African man takes a girl home from a night club.
.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about South African men".
.
So he stabs her and takes her purse.

What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of South Africans drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.

What does a South African and a bicycle have in common?
They only work with a chain on.