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PoliticsRe: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by collynzo2(m): 2:35pm On May 31, 2013
all4naija: How are robbery, raping and murder in the same category with homosexual? Please, I would be very interested to know because two people who agree to share something common to them is their own business not for the public.
I was only pointing out the big fault in his logic, supporters of homosexuality have a way of coming out with heavily flawed logic all the time. The fact that he even thinks withdrawal of foreign aid will have any effect on Nigeria says it all. One more thing, homosexuals are not contented with keeping their disgusting acts private, they want to make it public that's the problem.
NYSCRe: A Corper Needs Assistance To Publish His CDS Projects by collynzo2(m): 2:24pm On May 31, 2013
What exactly do you want? You are not the first to carry out a CDS project and your post makes it seem like you used your personal money.
PoliticsRe: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by collynzo2(m): 2:20pm On May 31, 2013
ozo_emeka: That's not a problem. They simply will withdraw their foreign aid and in 6 months nigeria will repeal this nonsense. Why kill a man because he sins differently from you?
Do you think we survive on their aids? Lol that your logic can also be applied to murderes and rapîsts, they also sin differently from you unless you are one of them.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Do People Stay Unemployed For So Long??? by collynzo2(m): 2:13pm On May 31, 2013
chukkynwob: Sometimes when I see comments like this I laugh,do you know how hard I've tried to get a non-paid engineering internship since finishing NYSC in 2012? The fact is our economy is horrible and Nigerian employers are taking advantage of the situation.
lol it's no easy o, competition everywhere even for non-paid jobs. Everything still boils down to our population, I actually believe it's a lot higher than the figures given. The last census was conducted when I was in SS3, no single classmate of mine was counted and we were all living in PH city, is it those living in hinterlands that would be counted?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Do People Stay Unemployed For So Long??? by collynzo2(m): 2:07pm On May 31, 2013
destino24: is it just me, or does that sound odd...you derive joy in seeing i'll people coming to the hospital...#JUSTSAYING
..............and going home smiling, did you miss that part?
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 1:57pm On May 31, 2013
In all honesty South Africa should look deeply and find the root cause of their drug problems even with children. The drug dealers, as evil as they are, only respond to market demand. How does the drug even get into their country, manufactured there?
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 1:36pm On May 31, 2013
nadia_SA: im team southgerian ,,,,, so who will u face again??
I love how you pick and choose at will. Maybe I should ask you who you were attacking in some of your previous posts.
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 1:27pm On May 31, 2013
nadia_SA: Naijans have big issue .. From SA vs NG ....to igbos vs yorubas..... lol
*lemme go get my popcorn
this b comedy
We'll unite and face you now
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 1:04pm On May 31, 2013
OsunOriginal: Have I lied? I have been to everywhere ibos live in South Africa to see how they are disgracing Nigeria and messing up everywhere. I am very much sure you have never traveled outside of Nigeria to see what your brothers are doing outside of the country - all they know is "he don make moneeeey". It has always been between Lagos and village at best.
And what exactly has the yorubas done to better the image? Killing a soldier in London? Another Youruba guy was caught two days ago as a member of a gang who shot at a policeman from a bike, many yoruba guys were also arrested in the US for fraud not too long ago. Which do you have, is it short or selective memory?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Do People Stay Unemployed For So Long??? by collynzo2(m): 10:58am On May 31, 2013
sexymoma: Is due to Large population of the country, We are suppose to have a law that Guilds Child Birth, Atleast that might help. The population of Nigeria is increasing day by day.
That's our biggest problem o, especially people giving birth to children they can't take care of and seeing it as an achievement
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 10:13am On May 31, 2013
Martowskin: Pls u shld all go to SAland.com and liv nairaland.com.....
I've chased them away
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 10:05am On May 31, 2013
I overheard a lady ordering in McDonald's.
"That's an interesting accent," I said.
"Oh, I'm from South Africa," she replied.
"I bet you get that all the time, don't you?"
"Not really, I've been living here for a few years."
"I was actually referring to your large Big Mac meal, you fat bitçh."
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 10:04am On May 31, 2013
Wikipedia: It is estimated that a woman born in
South Africa has a greater chance of being rapèd than learning how to read.
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 10:01am On May 31, 2013
I went to South Africa last week and I must say Ireally enjoyed the vibrant culture and engaging in their favourite national pastime.
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Gang räpe.
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:57am On May 31, 2013
I do admire Nelson Mandela for helping to create a free South Africa.
It's free for niggers to rape, murder, steal...
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:56am On May 31, 2013
Good night around the world!
HOLLAND : goeden nagt (=|
AUSTRALIA : night mate (=|
USA : goodnight (=|
SOUTH AFRICA :
Doors locked? Alarms on?
Windows closed?
Boerbulls and pitbuls outside?
gun under your pillow?
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:54am On May 31, 2013
londoner: For a people to leave a country of 160 million strong to your country to sell drugs, then you have an addiction problem.

The day South Africans stop buying drugs.....they will stop selling to you.
so much sense
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:38am On May 31, 2013
Three South Africans, a black and two whites, are in jail, discussing what they're in for.
The first white South African is asked what he's in for, to which he replied "Robbery, and I got two years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't armed robbery, or I'd have got five years." The second white South African is asked next, to
which he replied "Sexual assault, and I got 7 years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't rape, or I'd have got ten years."
The black South African is finally asked, to which he replied "Riding my bike without a light, and I got life sentence. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't dark, or I'd
be facing a firing squad!"
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:38am On May 31, 2013
Three South Africans, a black and two whites, are in jail, discussing what they're in for.
The first white South African is asked what he's in for, to which he replied "Robbery, and I got two years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't armed robbery, or I'd have got five years." The second white South African is asked next, to
which he replied "Sexual assault, and I got 7 years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't rape, or I'd have got ten years."
The black South African is finally asked, to which hereplied "Riding my bike without a light, and I got life sentence. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't dark, or I'd
be facing a firing squad!"
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:30am On May 31, 2013
Three black men are in court in South Africa facing charges of murder.
The judge asks the prosecution for the evidence on the first man.
"We found a gun in his pocket, your honour."
"Okay," says the judge, "it's the the death sentence."
The prosecution then says, "On the second man, we also found a gun in his pocket."
The judge says, "He gets the death penalty as well."
The third black man steps forward.
The prosecution says, "We never found a gun, your honour, all we found was twenty-five pence in his
pocket."
The judge says, "It's the death sentence again."
The prosecution says, "Are you sure, your
honour?"
The judge replied, "Of course I'm sure; he was saving up for a fucki ng gun."
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:26am On May 31, 2013
1/4 men in south africa have admitted to räpe.
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And 3/4 men in south africa are liars.
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:24am On May 31, 2013
If you like bets, you're one of two people:
You are either a gambler
Or a South African who loves flying mammals.
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:22am On May 31, 2013
What do you get if you go to an authentic South African Restaurant?
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Stabbed
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:21am On May 31, 2013
I asked my South African mate if he had a grudge.
He said, "Yes ...
... it's where I keep my car."
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 9:20am On May 31, 2013
nadia_SA: oya do something about ur country which will stop them from coming here to be mistreated coz these stu,pid jokes wont get u anywhere ..abeg u just showing us u a MUMU ... U hear mr *drawing ear ........ Mtshewwwwwwwwwww
Yes Ma
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 8:58am On May 31, 2013
What do you get if you cross a south African with a vägina
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Aids
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 8:54am On May 31, 2013
I tell you these South African bussinessmen have a weird obsession with plant life. Three of them have now told me that for South Africans, when their wives are away, its OK to have sex with their'secret-trees'
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 8:51am On May 31, 2013
sweetcheecks: Thats an Adamic question. Do no ask what brought humanity to its knees and off the throne. Did the snake force Eve to eat the forbidden fruit? Or Eve force Adam to eat the Apple huh
We know what the serpent told Eve and what Eve told Adam, I'll like to know what the drug dealers tell these South Africans that make them become addicts or do they advertise their drugs on National TV?
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 8:48am On May 31, 2013
I find South Africans so unnecessarily rude, but also strangely paranoid. Only today, I asked one if it was possible to park outside his house.
He said. "You cunt. I'm afraid"
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by collynzo2(m): 8:47am On May 31, 2013
After Nelson Mandela won the South African
election he was asked what he did to celebrate.
"Apartheid all night", he replied.

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