₦airaland Forum

I was explaining the concept of Feng Shui to a
South African.
"Do you understand what symmetry is?", I asked.
"Ja", he replied, "its where we bury bleck
bastards."

katordidi: somebody had to sell them drugs, and if nigerians sell or not ur kids would still buy them drugs, so wat de crack! Sorry..

Too many junkies in South Africa

sweetcheecks: Thank to our so called " Nigerian brothers" .

so they wer forced to take drugs? Wwow

goyston: Okay. Why is this relevant? Why would allowing gays to marry result in people marrying their son or daughter?

Because all the excuses used to support gays can be used in those scenarios, list them

goyston: Homophobia is imported from developed nations, not homosexuality - Nigeria got it from Britain in the 1800s/early 1900s. Before this, homosexuality was a normal thing in Naija, not something strange..but Britain came and brought hate and fear of gays and lesbians and after 52 years of independence, Naija still has it. Maybe it's time to be progressive?

How come it doesn't even have a name in any of our languages, what a lie!!

This is what a south African friend posted on facebook 3 days ago

Leah Ngwenya Tuesday at 10:03 via BlackBerry
Smartphones App ·
South africans are opportuniests,you get grant
money mahala! Free houses! Free education! And still people don't want to get educated and work and are busy with foreign people who don't have the same opportunities as them but still push life and South africans are lazy around waiting for free stuff and looting foreginers shops.so what the somalian shot people so why not attack him only? Deipsloot is a disgrace..

gothrones: I completely feel your pain. But I just don't trust the media anymore. This may not have been how it happened. Sensationalism is the new cloth that online media is wearing and they will use it to draw traffic as much as possible. I just don't want us to mix up the good and bad people. People tend to do that to Nigerians in diaspora all the time and it'd be hypocritical of me to do the same.

What a hypocritical statement, I've seen many of your comments here on Nairaland and I can boldly say that if this news was the other way round i.e. nigerians doing the attack, your distrust for online media will disappear. You'll use it as an avenue to display your hate for Nigeria, what a shame!!!

victorD3: And a South African company MTN is here milking us day and night with crappy network.

You better join the war and milk MTN too, I browse free, download, stream online TV and radio, all for free. Yoou better join the war.

tatiana009: A lot of South Africans especially the blacks are very intolerant not just towards Nigerians but people from other African countries as well. However we sef we need to address our own issues, honestly you wouldn't even want to associate with most of our people in SA. The general mentality seems to be that being a crimal shows you are smart, they even go around shamelessly flaunting their illegal money. I mean, you have to wonder why most African countries have a big problem with us. Unfortunately the actions of those crminal minded ones spoils things for the rest of us.

How about the Zimbabweans, Ethiopians, Somalians and Mozambicans they also attack?

zeem_bab: I work and live in J'borg. For some of us exparts living in SA, the burden of being a Nigerian is enormous. Simply because our kinsmen are at the fore front of drug dealing and many other social vices. Much that I condemn the act of these people, I think they have the right within the ambit of law to do whatever they deem neccesary to get rid of whatever constitute threat to their community.
--Ade lives in Sandton !

If South African addicts don't provide the market for them, they won't sell to anyone. Do they force those drugs on people? Why are there many drug addicts in SA?

Why do we always have to import he side effects of advancement from developed nations? Until we start manufacturing aeroplanes and rockets, we have no business leagalizing gay marriage/activities in Nigeria. Our reps got it right for once.

My son has just told me that because of the way I have treated him growing up , he has abused every girlfriend he has had.
Made me feel so proud, I thought he was gay!

A gay friend of mine said "Before you have anäl, it's always best to go to the toilet."
"No shït" I replied.

You can watch the match at http://www.watchlivefootystream.com

One man's junk is another gay man's treasure

I said to my new flat mate, "Do you have any
objections to me bringing gay guys back here?"
He said, "No, If that's your thing."
I said, "It is, I like to bring them here and beat the fuçking shit out of them."

" I don't care what people say, being gay is not a choice." I told my son, reassuringly.



" Not as long as you live under my roof."

The other day, I came home from school and saw my parents in the living room. My dad asked me to come and sit down...
"Son, I know this may come as a surprise, but I just need to tell you that you're adopted."
Needless to say, I was shocked. I had known them all my life and it was all a lie.
I then turned to my other dad and asked: "Is that true?"

Life without women would be a total pain in the ass.
If you know what i mean.

justwise: Rubbish, toothless law, this law is as useless as those who passed

Being Gay not against the law in Nigeria, what is against the law is same sex marriage and public display of affection by Gay people.

That's fair enough, let it end in their bedrooms, they shouldn't disgust others with their behaviour.

Go ahead bro, you were born that way.

m.esther96:
one question 4 u











are u under a course?

He's under a lecture

I said it on another thread that after the campaign for legalisation of same sex marriage, they'll also campaign for incèst to be legalized, some of the comments here prove that time is not too far away.

Some scientists in China made a great discovery yesterday that might lead to a cure for homosexuality, but I am sure their research will be suppressed by the so called liberal people.

dexmond: I thought France is a democratic country. The people oppossed it, yet the president forced it on them. They have no right to tell others about democracy for they do not do what they preach.

When it comes to gay rights, they don't care what people think, yesterday some British parliamentarians claimed they were forced to vote in favor of gay marriage or lose their careers

Alyricist★Laura:



Why is everything that advances social stability and de-demonizes social taboos & social ills considered....."copying white masters"....

I guess when an African individual does not eat and cannibalize congolese pygmies and albinos he is also...."copying his white masters"......while the savges and murderers are keeping it "Real African"

...History lesson my child...your African Ancestors had no trouble nor demonized homosexuality until perversed abrahamic religions arrived

The ones who are copying the "white masters"...are the bible toting religious murderers who subscribe to an indoctrine of a revised re-edited hijacked religion.

A Country of Religious Zealots Committing atrocities & murder in the name of a fictional deity & a fictional book, programmed into their small brains by their white master colonizers.

A Cerebrally Corrupted Mental Slave......

You kill your Black Gay Nigerian Brother.....

And you Pray to those who keep you locked within infinite poverty...

And you Pray to those who ravaged your continent with an immune virus that destroys the human immune system...

You pray to those who have robbed you...and keep you shackled into a state of primitiveness and utter Economic Oblivion...

You pray to those who keep you saturated and drenched in utter geological land filth.

I see a nation of white slaves.

Who are willing to kill and maim any minority.......but don't dare raise a gun at a European Nation...

*Spits On Slave*......

The only white slaves I see.......are the mindless murderers and prejudice primitive primates who are scared to fight the true war. So they bully weak.....

Wake me up when you slaves hate your european oppressors as much as you hate you Gay African Black Brother.

Until then, the rest of the developed world are laughing at you cooons.

I only respect those with the Will of WARRIORS, I don't waste my time with cowardice cooons ~

Kudos to you, it takes a lot of creativity to write the trash you wrote above

Pyrrho: U knw wat I think... Whether they legalise incest, gay and lesbian marriage, people still do dis things, and have been doing it. In as much as it isn't forced on me to PARTAKE because it is RECOGNIZED by law, I expect the same for those who are not interested.

Gays are not contented with doing it indoors again and it's disgusting

Pyrrho: Jst so u knw I aint gay. But that won't happen cos of the principle which form the basis of all other laws would be violated if they legalize man-animal marriage. But gay marriage haven't violated the principle of justice, "do not wilfully hurt another person, or take that which belong to another man without his/her consent"
As far as I am concerned be u gay or not, it is ur business. And if i see a dik rise arnd me, I'll call the police. Me being furcked? Very unthinkable, disgusting, appalling, irritating, damn! Wen I recollect the smell of gurls, the tender booobs, the soft voice, the hairs, the smile, figure 8's, damn! Whr is my phone? Got to call someone...

In a few years time, we'll be talking about legalizing incèst, they will still describe it as advancement.

Congrats guys!!! Now go on and multiply

maclatunji: The beginning of the end of the world. After this some twisted people will "want to marry" animals, all the "arguments" used for this one will be used for that one as well. Shameful and disgusting.

you made excess sense, they'll even legalise incest with the same reasons

The best person to ask is your course adviser.