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Oizee:
every body is looking at me strangely as I'm laughing reading your analysis.
Bros well done o

happy to be of service

lol

seyz91:
funny you

Lol, alot of free time.

seyz91:
funny you

Lol

LordVarys1:

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just catching my cruise bro, lol

Ludlum:
pls sir pass me the information

I have updated the comment.

But if you're not going for a highly professional course, that can feed you tommorow, just go learn a skill notn pays more than talent now. learn a 21st century skill. Five years later while your mates are graduating and carrying certificate around. You are already a big boy, then go back and get your own certificate like a boss. While your business (or whatever you learnt) is still growing

If I had the information that I do today, I wouldn't have wasted 4 years of life for nothing.

If you're about to enter a Nigerian University, and you don't have connection, don't waste your time reading a non professional course!! when I say professional course I am not talking Psychology or Mass Comm. they are still useless in Nigeria.

(Act 1. Scene 1)
**Gets to police check post... (PO means Police officer)

PO 1: This guy, you look like a criminal! look at his trouser, look at his hair, why are you wearing eye glasses...

PO 2: He is talking to you and you are sitting down... (corks his gun) come on, come down!! idiot!!!

Unfortunate Civilian: Sorry Sir! No vex!!

(police officers starts to search him, sees nothing but his phone and wallet, opens the wallet, there is only #70 inside. Checks the phone and finds it locked)

PO 1: Open this phone idiot. all this Yahoo boys, why will you lock your phone, if you're not a Yahoo boy. criminal. (brings out his phone), see! do you see my phone?? is there any password?? idiot!! you will see today!!

Unfortunately Nigerian: (if God wants to punish you) Oga according to law you're not supposed to...

PO 2: (*With the already corked gun* taa taa taa taaa... )

Your picture shows on nairaland front page, with a gun, knives and charms on your chest. then a story of how brave Nigerian Police men repelled attached from unkwown gunmen, killing one person.

(Act 1. Scene 2)
** (Gets to heaven)

God: My son, why are you back so early?

Unfortunate Nigerian: (tearfully) Lord, I was fighting for my right.

God: Where is that?

Unfortunate Nigerian: In Nigeria (tells your story)

God: Omo!! U don't have sense o (looks at Angel Michael) Reset his brain with 2 sound slaps. How can you allow Dcp Ewah to deceive you!!

lazy op, atleast edit the nonsense that you copied.

do4luv14:
for where, you go hear my friend come-on carry that bag

if you wait to be told, that you suppose to carry the bag, you are already a devilish child. after that, your mum will take the next 10-20mins to remind you of how stubborn, lazy and senseless you are, and how you're only active when it's time to eat.

Everyone around the site, who survived recalled how they heard the building structures giving way, nobody talked about any noise, not to mention detonation.

other witnesses say how the house has been in terrible substandard state, with a lot of patch ups to hide incompetency.

The owner has been warned, arrested and released for the same building.

So op, your story doesn't hold water. This is poetic Justice.

lol

draw game

MRDEE01:
Same as saving money.
Save in dollars



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When God wants to punish a nation, he gives them bad leaders. it's actually an insult and a testament to how low we have come in the last few years, that this mf is a presidential hopeful.

Someone just answers govnor and his only job has been to praise Buhari, for good six years.

I watched the video and those were Fulani men... well nothing new under Buhari.

Buhari is codedly continuing the Nigerian/Biafran war, bc in his head, we are still in 1967.

I really don't think there is a need for elections in Nigeria. it's a waste of everybody's time.

Advocate500:
i also careless if his been in efcc custody is as a result of him being igbo, obi should be the least of igboman problem at this point in time, after all obi have been hobnobbing with those that are prosecuting an average igboman , obi was friend to ABBA kyari, who was abjured to have committed genocide in igbo land ,oga abeg let us prioritise our problem, obi is from anambra state, but have not found voice to criticise what is going on over there? Oga make everyone carry his cross abeg .


Everything must not be about tribe, the reason igbo youths are agitating is as a result of issues like this, what do the poor youths get at the end of the day? Betrayal upon betrayal from the same people they are fighting for.

lol, stop trying to shift the goal post...

Obi Cubana is not a freedom fighter for the Igbos and nobody is expecting him to fight or speak to anything, so that Nigerian government will not have a reason to attack his business.

He recently took 300 youths and gave them 1m each and connected them to businesses and mentorship, its not the first time he is doing that tho. For me that is enough. What freedom fighting is begger than helping you fight poverty.

Tell me a businessman (or even a politician) from your freedom fighting state that has done that...

On Kyari friendship, I don't get your point, did the FBI investigation bring up anything on Obi Cubana?? Or does being one's friend make you equally guilty for their crimes??

Adeyanju is not against the use bullion van, he is only saying why has tinubu not been invited just like every other person.
I don't kn how you guys think, but in a sane country Tibunu should be in prison. Lagos is one the highest generators of internal revenue in this country. Lagos has a Board of Internal Revenue, that is fully paid by the government, but Tibunu's alpha beta company, has the exclusive right to collect Lagos state revenue in return for 10℅. So if Lagos generates 40bn per month, Tibunu sits at home and gets 4bn, like What!! What is the meaning of that s***

7lives:
Adeyanju is gradually going mad, is there a law against individual making use of a bullion van?.
This is what Deji should have investigate, I had an aunt who uses Citizens bank pick up to move her daily sales, from Idumota to V/I on a daily basis.
She's late now may the Lord rest her soul, those were the days when mad people have not escaped from Stone henge, to constitute themselves to nuisance in Lagos.

I do not know how Obi Cubana made his money, and honestly, I don't care, because I didn't care when he was broke.
But the only reason he is in Efcc custody is because he is Igbo. You can try to paint it, you can argue all you want, but that's the simple truth.

This guy has been a billionaire for over 10years, the only reason he suddenly became popular is his mother's burial, which was even caused by Cubana chief priest by giving him trailer load of cows. since then, hungry bloggers simply made the guy a celebrity...

The way Ronaldo fanboys love to masturbate with his name eh... Chai..

ordinary man of the match, that is common, e reach Lord Luxembourg turn, dey create topic.

no comment yet, but fiam!... front page!!

pol23:
Bussiness is very easy on Paper.
Reality is something else.
Every bussiness listed so far have the capability to make even more than 10k daily and also higher chances of bankrupting you.
That doesn't mean you shouldn't try...
But aim lesser....
I know you want to buy Benz by January, but be easy.
Let's assume you have 1m for bussiness...
Please don't go for a bussiness that will need 1m once.... maintaining and sustaining bussiness is what you won't see from afar...
Start the bussiness with 100k,[yes,too small.... taking things slow is a lesson I learnt the hard way]
After 2 months add 100k.
After 3 months add 300k.
After 6 months add 200k.
Then after 3 months add the remaining 300k.
Your bussiness worth should be around 1.5m by this time or more.
Do a concise evaluation before adding more.

POULTRY, foodstuffs and a few other bussiness is a type of bussiness you can run that way.


I suffered alot being an entrepreneur, I was sacked from a bank and I believe in my little experience... The street will humble you...

Just take things slow... my advice.

My bro, if I tell you how humble I am now eh... hmm, my name should be humble. street don humble me bro.

paulolee:
same here....I respect all he had done for football but it doesnt mean dt he is free from being criticized, mind u, he is d highest earner in EPL...

u misunderstood me bro, yu said you liked him... I am just saying I only respect his achievements, the werey fans of manure fc, made me not to like the guy so much.

Great100000:
I like and respect CR7 but he bleeped up yesterday.

I respect his achievements only, nothing more.

Don't worry Sir, your next fixture is Man U vs Luxembourg.

he would wish his next match is Man U vs Luxembourg

funny thing is that if Ronaldo scores a pen now, in the eyes of Manure fans, he has vindicated himself, very annoying people!

pls my small goat is missing

village people called dis one on phone. don't get me wrong, I support the protest, but God knows there is no love lost between me and dis shithole. Any day I leave dis country to a good country, God knows I am never coming back...

What an irony, bandit/terrorist army seeking order from bandit/terrorist government to bomb (dash tucano jets) to their foot soldiers. Bc next news you will hear now is 5 newly acquired jets were captured by bandits.

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