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On collos!, on collies!!

yarimo:
That is very good, the brown snake should locate peter OBI in time.

why wishing him death since you already know he is wasting time in court

Good day fellow farmers .
I just finished cultivation and planting of yams and Cocoyams in my farm .

It’s a very large farm and I would want to know the best Agro chemicals to use in order to eradicate weeds and grasses entirely from the farm

Thanks

My Igbo brothers won’t even dial the pastor’s numbers the moment they touch a foreign land .

These ones started with show off

Go and apologize to her bro

Forrkke:
We’re not Igbo; both families are Christians

Tribe ?

When will they arrest Fake President Select??

Compliant:
EBOLA WE SURVIVED

COVID-19 WE SURVIVED

ANY OTHER ONE COMING, WE WILL SURVIVE OGA

THIS IS NIGERIA

We survived Bubu virus too

Go to Ebu market . It’s cheaper . It’s eke market day . Next tomorrow

Toks2008:
Its been a long time I see a deluded post such as this.

Like seriously! Nigerian youths behind Tinubu...

You must be from Mars

This one stop for primary 4B

SavageResponse:
He asked a valid question, it's left for you to answer either yes or no

I start seeing you like a younger sibling the moment you start working for me . Never had a handshake with any of my staff not to talk of extending it to a hug .

I can’t try such and I disgust the mention

It’s a “No” bro

When I took over as a director in our company , I noticed that the company’s Secretary is a chronic liar

Most excuses she gives to avoid coming to work always seem like lies to me . But I couldn’t confront her since I don’t have proves .

Today her mum is very sick, tomorrow her dad is about dying .

I also noticed that she doesn’t do her jobs ( financial recordings ) . She is always sleeping at work and says she is sick when confronted .

We started looking for replacements , but I noticed also that she discourages everyone that wants to work .

On Thursday, she said her dad was dead and would be Buried on Saturday . I granted her a leave between Thursday and Saturday and I conclude that I must find her village and attend the burial without telling her .

On getting to her village , I discovered that there was no burial and the parents she constantly used as excuse died years ago

I sent her video I made in her village only for her to tell me that she won’t come to work again .

She handed nothing over to the company . She didn’t provide details of the transactions she did in the previous weeks .

I asked her details of the companies transactions during the Naira scarcity , she refused to come bring these things .

This resignation would take us one year backwards in other to sort her stuffs out. She handed over to no one

If I let her go free , other workers would emulate her .

How do I start nailing her please ??

rainlover:
There seems to be more to this that you haven't told us.. were you having s*x with her?

Doesn't this disgust you ? By just typing it ?

When I took over as a director in our company , I noticed that the company’s Secretary is a chronic liar

Most excuses she gives to avoid coming to work always seem like lies to me . But I couldn’t confront her since I don’t have proves .

Today her mum is very sick, tomorrow her dad is about dying .

I also noticed that she doesn’t do her jobs ( financial recordings ) . She is always sleeping at work and says she is sick when confronted .

We started looking for replacements , but I noticed also that she discourages everyone that wants to work .

On Thursday, she said her dad was dead and would be Buried on Saturday . I granted her a leave between Thursday and Saturday and I conclude that I must find her village and attend the burial without telling her .

On getting to her village , I discovered that there was no burial and the parents she constantly used as excuse died years ago

I sent her video I made in her village only for her to tell me that she won’t come to work again .

She handed nothing over to the company . She didn’t provide details of the transactions she did in the previous weeks .

I asked her details of the companies transactions during the Naira scarcity , she refused to come bring these things .

This resignation would take us one year backwards in other to sort her stuffs out. She handed over to no one

If I let her go free , other workers would emulate her .

How do I start nailing her please ??

olumzzz:
To scan?

yes bro

olumzzz:
Oga scan your car first, it can as well just be a purge valve issue.

How much does it cost please ?

Please help me brothers
My Toyota Highlander 2003 goes off after a refill .

Each time I finish buying fuel and turn on my ignition, it goes off once I try driving out of the filling station .

It happens almost immediately I turn on my AC

What could be the problem brothers ??

Please help me brothers
My Toyota Highlander 2003 goes off after a refill .

Each time I finish buying fuel and turn on my ignition, it goes off once I try driving out of the filling station .

It happens almost immediately I turn on my AC

What could be the problem brothers ??

Beautyprincess2:
Ayiii am sorry, very sorry but let me ask u are u saying that all those while when she was away u didn't cheat on her? Anyways am very sorry I don't like hearing stories like this all the guys experiencing things like this I wish I can just love u all and date you. Am very sorry okay? If u would want to talk offline den let's talk.

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MrAbufayed:
10 years from now I don't want to see on nairaland that one Mr Concho went to do DNA test for his kids and none be e own,run now ooo...she wants to explore abeg allow her.She can no longer be trusted.She is a daughter of Eve,na her mother put us for this wahala

You just offed me I swear

We started dating when she got admission in 2018. She was a novice and a church girl then .
There was nothing like intimacy till 2021 and that was when I deflowered her ,
Since I promised my self that I must marry who ever I deflowered , I started taking care of some parts of her needs hoping that I will get financially stable and settle down with her .
She was the type of girl that everyone assumed to be an angel . I trusted her more than anything on earth .
She is too jealous that she suspects that I’m cheating even when I was not . She misinterprets everything an opposite sex sends to me
Fast forward to 2022 . She visited one day and got upset that another girl referred to me as “babe” on chat instead of saying “hi” . I insisted that she brings her own phone so I check if a guy has never called her babe
On getting to her chat , I noticed this guy that she saved as “my favorite” . They had no chats (she deletes everything) . I decided to dig deeper only to find out that this guy has been going to her house (family house ) to sleep with her . It’s not once , it’s not twice . And it was frequent the period she even said I should give her space that they were doing family prayers
The worst is that I told the mum and elder siblings out of anger. They did absolutely nothing . The mum only denied knowing that the guy comes around when everyone is out
A month later, I saw a chat of the mum asking her why she doesn’t pick the guy’s call again . I almost ran mad
She has promised and vouched that she won’t try such again and doesn’t know what came over her her .
I have tried everything possible to forgive her since no one treats me the way she does , but I keep loosing weight and falling sick by day .
I’m currently depressed and don’t know what to do again

We started dating when she got admission in 2018. She was a novice and a church girl then .
There was nothing like intimacy till 2021 and that was when I deflowered her ,

Since I promised my self that I must marry who ever I deflowered , I started taking care of some parts of her needs hoping that I will get financially stable and settle down with her .

She was the type of girl that everyone assumed to be an angel . I trusted her more than anything on earth .

She is too jealous that she suspects that I’m cheating even when I was not . She misinterprets everything an opposite sex sends to me

Fast forward to 2022 . She visited one day and got upset that another girl referred to me as “babe” on chat instead of saying “hi” . I insisted that she brings her own phone so I check if a guy has never called her babe

On getting to her chat , I noticed this guy that she saved as “my favorite” . They had no chats (she deletes everything) . I decided to dig deeper only to find out that this guy has been going to her house (family house ) to sleep with her . It’s not once , it’s not twice . And it was frequent the period she even said I should give her space that they were doing family prayers

The worst is that I told the mum and elder siblings out of anger. They did absolutely nothing . The mum only denied knowing that the guy comes around when everyone is out

A month later, I saw a chat of the mum asking her why she doesn’t pick the guy’s call again . I almost ran mad

She has promised and vouched that she won’t try such again and doesn’t know what came over her her .

I have tried everything possible to forgive her since no one treats me the way she does , but I keep loosing weight and falling sick by day .

I’m currently depressed and don’t know what to do again

This guy is from River side ( Akwaibom, crosseiver or rivers ) . These people don’t have tradition

His offence please ?

When I found out my woman was sleeping with another man when she said she was going for prayers , she broke up with me immediately and absconded with all my money in her account

When I marry tomorrow, you will advise me to let my wife access to my funds ??

God forbid

Praxtech:
I was in the Obidients camp immediately Prof Osinbajo lost APC primaries....but I quickly discovered that the Obidient movement was powered by extreme hatred. Hence my choice of the best alternative among the terrible availables.

Voting for the best candidate or the best movement?

Ireportlive:






President Olusegun Obasanjo was sentenced to life in prison for treason... He came out of Prison and became a President

President Mohammadu Buhari commited Treasonable offenses by staging a coup upstaging Democratically elected SheuShagari/ Alex Ekwueme Administration and later became President

President Clinton, President Trump and President Biden all had court cases and allegations ranging from sexual harrassment, to Fruad and Abuse of office which were settled through plea bargain and outside court settlements and they still went on to become US President


President Bola Ahmed Tinubu paid $460,000 in fine to IRS over transaction linked to a drug dealer in Chicago, and use the remaining $1,200,000 to fight for Democracy through NADECO. he is your next President

If you like wail, if you like run mad on Twitter and Nairaland, if you like go an Ibom Air Airplane to cry... Only God anointing can make you a President not social media insult

God bless Nigeria
God bless President Bola Ahmed Tinubu

May Tinubu's tenure favor you in a positive way if you never called Nigeria a Zoo

Fun fact that make some people bitter

*Gen Obasanjo (Head of State)
*Ernest Sonekan (Interim President)
*Olusegun Obasanjo (President)
*Yemi Osinbajo SAN (Acting President)
*Yemi Osinbajo SAN (Vice President)
*Bola Ahmed Tinubu (President)



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He will need to go to prison first to fit in

Once a religious extremist starts start talking about divorce, just know she is trying to legalize her newly found love. Thats how they do and you will never suspect anything till you find out

Mine went as far as bringing a man to her parents house to sleep with him. The same day she said I should not call or disturb her that she was fasting

Sorry bro

I don’t have anything to say to these people

This is how the drug lord will be sacked

The Interim Government sets in once an arrest is made.

They will arrest a bigwing that would sprout a massive protest

Voila, the military takes over then over to the VP

You need to listen to this man
He doesn't even speak big grammar .

His smiles while he talks