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Tunde reminds me of when Nigerians were a big deal in the UK. Unlike now..

MeekBoy11:
Please can you help me with 2k?

I am very hungry and I need to transport to a nearby city to look for a menial job.

Please, you will never lack any good things of life.

Maybe not today but let's be optimistic.

Yankee101:
What of 419, round tripping and cheating your old employer you worked with as a banker? There’s a reason you’re called cowboy banker.

Any thief with opportunity can accomplish what you did. Not everyone has the soul or strength to be a thIef and hardened at the same time

For Otedola to come out and say you basically cheated him out of transcorp, what of the many many you did it to that don’t have a platform? We’ll be calling out Nigerian elites, no more sweeping under the carpet. You and Dangote should be in jail

You should know that he's codedly shading Otedola in his article.

MeekBoy11:
I decided to stay single until when I am financially stable.

I don't want to put my own burden on another person's daughter.

You are wise.

MeekBoy11:
With all these problems and hardship in my dear country, how will a poor but hardworking person like me survive?

I am confuse and in a trauma.

I am 34 and an O.LEVEL holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job and became jobless for months.

As am typing this, I am yet to eat food since yesterday morning. I used the last #200 on me to buy gala and pure water, that is what I ate since yesterday morning.

Please mummies, daddies, brothers and sisters on this forum, help me, hunger is doing a very deadly work in my body.

Help me, please.
My names are Otukomaya Tunde Olaoluwa
I bank with ACCESS BANK PLC
My account number is 166.908.8875

May God bless you more and grant you all your heart desires as you help me.
May God turn our situation in Nigeria from its current state to a better state that will bring joy, happiness and riches to you, me, and all Nigerians. Amen/Amin

You should be thanking your God.
You're still single.

Lekki expressway please

Parachoko:
He didn't take over by Force, he was voted by Absolute Majority Of Nigerians and we know he can't perform Magic Aso Rock.

Absolute Majority Of Nigerians have choosen to Suffer Today and Enjoy Tomorrow.

This is a big lie. Who voted for him ?

Who voted Buhari in 2019 ??

Making stupid people famous

accordadoga24:
You better don't turn to Buhari that was always in shock.

Anyways, we believe in Ashiwaju

I don't.

vizboy:
It is a lie... Government said the opposite

Even if subsidy is back, never expect these pretenders to admit it.
The heist was a success, now back to business.

Pure Oyo breed.

festacman:
Godwin Emefiele trusted mortals in power and forgot that power is, in fact, ephemeral. He trusted human beings and forgot that humans are fickle and non-dependable.

He trusted Buhari as president. He visited him at short notice at the Villa and in Daura. They did 'high five' and posed for pictures smiling like playground mates. Emefiele didn't mind stepping on people's back to make Buhari happy. Targeting the hawks that Buhari despised, he changed the colours of Naira notes but the new notes are nowhere to be seen. When the Finance Minister kicked, Buhari defended him. He made banks broke the agelong culture of customers getting back their money on demand. Innocent people suffered and businesses floundered. Unfortunately, the same Buhari whom he loved to impress didn't seem to stand up for him when 'the shylock' came calling for a pound of his flesh.

Emefiele kowtowed before Northern oligarchs as though his life depended on that. Yes, they made sure his job was secured and it was but he served them like a slave. He flouted regulations and conventions to be in their good book. Unfortunately, the same oligarchs took cover in protection of their interests when the hawk came for the chick.

Worthy of note is that Emefiele refused to wise up when Buhari didn't stop DSS from attempting to arrest him when he was the president. That was a red flag that foretold his current situation but he refused to take notice. Perhaps he was too power-intoxicated or may be he was simply trapped in the corridors of power.

Used and dumped like a piece of trash at a lonely crossroad and with the people treating him like a smelly leper, Emefiele is surrounded by 'hyenas' warming up to devour him like a piece of soft flesh. Looking pale and hopeless, only God can save him from drowning in sorrows of being disappointed by the humans he trusted.

At least he remembered to get rich in the process.

mikeapollo:
My guy, don't slow down at 52.! You need to start going to the gym to pack in more energy.
It is a fact that most women's libido increase as they mature in age; hence you need more energy if your wife is already in her 40s or 50s in order to satisfy her!

And we will be wondering why men are dying 20+ years before their wives.
Abeg, if she's not satisfied at that age that's her wahala

Yankee101:
Lebanon of all places

A popular terrorist hang out.

This is how it starts.
Next thing it's vote soludu the messiah for president.

Battlefield2:
Sincerely, I can't say
I have been living like dz for years
You can't imagine the amount of relief I had when I pee this out
The stone moved to the tip of my penis in the middle of my final exams,I can't pee, I was feeling serious pains and I had to read to pass
It wasn't easy at all
Sincerely
Good health is underated

Be drinking lots of water oooo....
Google oxalate rich foods
And avoid them like the plague!

PHIPEX:
Lol, reminds me of trial and error method in solving mathematics. once anyone uses this method, know that he does't know the answer

I thought Subsidy is gooooooon?

After propaganda comes the hard reality.

If it didn't dey, it didn't dey. propaganda and ethnic bigotry can not save you. Nigeria has entered one chance

Don't mind those nitwits shouting subsidy is gone ?
Removal of subsidy requires certain preparations and measures in place.
It's just like British PM saying NHS is gone !

There's no country on earth which isn't subsidizing her citizenry in one form or another.

Why should Nigeria remove virtually the only thing keeping most Nigerian citizen from running completely insane ...when you do you're only asking for the prevalence of madness to increase.

A president must have steady level headed advisors. Not these lunatics he surrounds himself with.

EmeeNaka:
So Kenyans buys petrol at $1.35 per litre?
That about #990 naira per litre.
Hmm, well it is still cheaper in Nigeria even after the removal of subsidy

Hahaha .....but for how long ?
I like east Africans they don't tolerate IMF rubbish.

orikoku:
Same threat without action. My people please brace up for what is about to happen.

Which is what ?

georgeakins:
At least, he should have waited for Dangote refinery to come on stream. Why the rush?
I doubt if Nigerians will embrace another increase.

Wait ?
He knows the date and it's not this year or even 1st half 2024.
Scam refinery

I believe the story.
But that this news will quell the hardship on the street is a big lie.
The bad economy is attracting speculators. When they make a profit They will pull out the money again.

So if it's not propaganda, I wonder what it is?

GodSaklek:
Bombshell!!!

i really like anjorin,am very sure that she would have slept with late Alaafin oyo on multiple occation. Lol.
to say the truth,i like her alot,even this news will make me to like her more and have more respect for her

I was about to say this...

You already know wherever NATO goes....they don't leave until the place is reduced to rubble.
God forbid

tnerro1:
But what if it was sold to them genuinely by government?

The c of o still has an expiry date.

The government has prerogative to either renew or withdraw the allocation, if they do wish

tnerro1:
How dem wan resolve this one, the owners will start paying compensation afresh to the owners of the land again

Yes.
What where they thinking before. ?
That it is no man's land ?

Lol.

Christistruth03:
Eat lots of Dandelion leaves

It is called Efo Yanrin in Yoruba

It is said to dissolve Tumors

That's an interesting anecdote.
Wish I could verify it.

HanisahZuwy:
Really? Please, I would appreciate if you can give suggestions on what I can apply. Thanks.

No it won't heal by applying anything.
You need stitches

dennisworld1:
I prefer military regim than this scam called democracy

A lot of people here can't process what you just typed.

It is well.

Filipino women wicked gaan...even the nurses.

If I were Fashola. I would not see any need to deny unless...

Viridis:
It's what I am asking what will they use to enforce the close down I am sure they don't have any radar SAM guess those airplane just don't want to take risk

No airline wants that kind of reputational damage.
Look what what happened to TWA.