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@CheerfulGiver.
Shey that 2013 corolla body rugged for this huber job ?

How I want take eat my food now? I forgot to take spoon along.
Na to look for mama put wey go gree sell plastic spoon for me.

ksmart027:
I dey miss two people for these thread, jpworld and angryigbodon , I hope you guys are well. Aunty radautowork it's been a while we heard from you.

I wonder where Cheerfulgiver was when Angryman was terrorizing this thread.
Cos they are of opposite opinions.

Can’t believe what I’m reading... So somebody promised you money and because you never get the money, you get the mind to call the person 419.
This your entitlement no get part two.
This is not even something to take make jokes.

eyinola:
iPhone geng na una dey move Lagos now abi
R: good afternoon, whr are u
M: I am in ur street already
R: ok.plz do u hv an iPhone cord
M: No
R: sorry hv to cancel, i need a driver that hav an iPhone cord

Chaiiiiiiiiiii

Meanwhile one hoodlum driver maybe na felix feli no get joy at all

The rider dey form youtuber. Shey na for map driver go see destination if at all ? Abi na me no get the gist? The driver self dey shoot himself for leg by using uber app to ask for destination.

mejai:
Sshhhhh. No shout.
Bera estate (Chevron too) to Abraham adesanya around 5pm, no be child's play. 1hr 20mins.


I once said here, dat road needs urgent solution.

Once it’s 4pm, I no dey go any trip towards Ajah. Except on Sundays.

mejai:
These korope buses along lekki-epe way eh, at times I feel like using my hands and fold them like wrapper, then throw them inside those gutters along the road. They can squeeze anyhow. Try block them, them go still meander

Painful part na the door they leave open. I no dey bother struggle with them.

Most times I wished I had iron protector infront of my car, so I go use am push dem comot for my front.

deedee44:
You for play blues for them na. Phil collins

Those two look like marlians.

confusedworld17:
Na Psalm wetin make I read in this my current situation ?
Sweet offline trip of 18k, base on surge, to badore from abesan, to wait for 1 hour and bring the two love birds back.
The girl say she no go again. Don't know what happened between them, I just heard her started shouting... Drop me here! drop me here!
The guy too say make I stop, that if she wan go down make she gerrat.
I don't have any option than to look for a space to park. Guy say make we go turn and drop him back say he too no go again.
Money wey I don plan wetin I go use am do na him this girl abi na the guy self wan spoil for me. I sha don scope the guy say make he go talk to his girlfriend so that we can continue the waka.
Currently at cement now for over 20 minutes waiting for them to settle their matter.

The girl no gree Oo.. We sha left her there.
I carry the guy come back, me self no get ginger to go out again.

Na Psalm wetin make I read in this my current situation ?
Sweet offline trip of 18k, base on surge, to badore from abesan, to wait for 1 hour and bring the two love birds back.
The girl say she no go again. Don't know what happened between them, I just heard her started shouting... Drop me here! drop me here!
The guy too say make I stop, that if she wan go down make she gerrat.
I don't have any option than to look for a space to park. Guy say make we go turn and drop him back say he too no go again.
Money wey I don plan wetin I go use am do na him this girl abi na the guy self wan spoil for me. I sha don scope the guy say make he go talk to his girlfriend so that we can continue the waka.
Currently at cement now for over 20 minutes waiting for them to settle their matter.

Gentlelife50:
This ur face sha, anyways it's a faceless forum.

Mr Bright is actually finer than most guys here.
I wonder wetin una see for him face.

All these Innoson cars, time never reach to remove all the nylon from una cars?
Eh...we don see am say na new cars.

I picked up one Pino Pino from Bera estate. The rider's dressing was so revealing that she was very uncomfortable anytime I looked at the passenger's side mirror, she would just be adjusting her dress as if na her I dey look.
On lekke/epe express, I noticed that those security guys didn't close my boot well. So I had to pull over to close it very well and then hurriedly got back into my car.

After driving for some seconds, noticed that due to the hurry, I wasn't sitting comfortable... I was some how pressing my balls. I tried to adjust but no way, the thing don dey pain me small small.

To free my self, I go need put my hand inside my trouser to adjust my "ngwo ngwo". Ha! this rider that was already thinking that I was looking at her, what would she now think if she saw me put my hand in my trouser ?

Anytime she looked the other way, I go wan quickly adjust, but then she would turn again and be looking forward.

My break through came at one of the traffic lights, where she wanted to buy gum, I said to my self that this is the perfect time to do it. While she was talking to the guy selling gum, as I was about to adjust my things, na so she turn to ask me to borrow her money, na so my hand just freeze for air. Immediately she face the shewing gum guy, I put hand free my self.
Inside me I said "What a ride!"

Some people get mind sha... I just saw one 2012 /13 Camry pick up a rider now.
Money wey I go use buy two cars.

Gentlelife50:
Do they have for eyes too?

I go help you ask

komodapson:
Is it along ipaja - ayobo road àbí along akowonjo roundabout enroute that abesan ipaja police station...

In fact make we no worry each other baba, I go ask okada riders that's sure bet, I no go miss road, worse I go ask policeman inside cubicle...lol. Ìyí è po

After Gate bus stop going towards church bus stop.
If you take am finish like this, all your body go stand, na so so smile you go dey give your riders.

komodapson:
For which side? Shey dem get correct jèdí wey no be alcohol base

Boys town Ipaja road. Dem get water own, even monkey tail dey

Gentlelife50:
Small time you drive u don dey take agbo? U go fit survive so?
Na so u wan make the 1million wey BAZOO1 dey close eye net?
What a confused world we are.

Prevention is better than cure .
I no want get pot belly, waist pain and pile

Gentlelife50:
What about converted ones Sir?

I’m not at home.
I dey iya ala gbo joint dey take agbo jedi

If you love your low/high mileage, smoking or shorting oil car, do not park along billings way.
Some dodgy looking guys are towing cars there right now.

BAZ001:
Are you in ikeja too?
Cos someone here likes going to position in ikeja and complain about no request

I was in abesan estate then. I no be jambite �

Any lazy driver around abesan estate?
Show, make we go take one-one bottle, as request no gree enter

lanrexdo:
change your location.

I don do that one after my first 20minutes online. Just wondering weda things don change as I never drive for some time now

It’s been a while since I went online. I have been online for the past one hour now with out any gwan gwan
How una take dey do am?

In all your doings, don't do Atlantic view estate, new road/barbeach road. Surge of 8k plus from mainland carry me enter there this weekend. I thought Obaranje at Ikotun was the worst. Obaranje dey learn for where new road dey.

I'm done with deliveries. I went to deliver a cooler of rice and fried meat, the receiver told me to wait for her to count the meat first before giving me my money.
I'm like... are you serious or you are joking ? She no even answer me until she finished counting before she come pay me. After collecting my money, I ask her why didn't she count the rice ? She just shake bum bum enter their compound.

The rate at which police dey take beg for money these days ehn... They go like this... "anything at all at all for the weekend"

Olosho dash me 1k this weekend. E be like say dem do her well for where she go.

Zeal2rhyme:
Thanks. The seller is a car dealer and a colleague of mine in the office. He is assuring me the cars are in good condition.

NB: I'll be using it as side gig i.e night and weekends.

I just want to make the right decision. Between 2006 Corolla Sport and 2003 Camry, which is better for e-hailing?

The smaller the engine size, the better. Go for the Corolla

BAZ001:
If bolt can maintain this standard
1. Bolt cars will be relatively neat every 6months
2. Coro boys won’t be driving like James Bond up and down, dragging roads with everybody.
3. Riders won’t underate drivers again, unlike going to pick up with Coro booth tied with ropes.

Vaselinecrew u are a case study, we will all love to hear your experience on first ride and first week.

You sound like someone dt have d combination of cheerful + feli but with humor

We dey look u

I swear u be confirm “apa amu” �

CheerfulGiver:
There's a strategic reason why I chose to live where I do. Let me know when you see it.

I don't know why I like cocky and intelligent people. Talk the talk, walk the walk. Put their money where their mouth is.

Ayoola003:
Good Morning.

Who can pickup a cake from chevron drive and deliver to Ijanikin this morning?

Kindly pm me if you can.

Where is cheerful ? Food don land. Na your hood gon gon be the pick up.

We at Dru23. Please how can I dm you ?
I want to discuss business with you.

Nothing wey Chinedu no go see for ladipo market.
My last rider last sunday from VI to Egbeda said we should pray first before starting the trip. Maybe na because say na late hours, after 11pm.
Me : Madam pls make it fast because of the curfew.

cuteralph101:
I fit buy u Heineken? Thanks for this.

Na apple bigi him dey take