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So I carried this oversabi guy with his girlfriend. AKA, I TOO KNOW. AKA, KING SOLOMON.
Nigger was going to Lekki from omole estate, bragging to his girlfriend that he is going to direct me the rout to take in order not to pay toll.
Nigger was sitting in a slanting position and using google map to direct me.
Where we were supposed to make a right, Nigger will say go straight or go left. Me don check my energy, I no get power to argue, I just dey follow wetin him talk.

Las las na him KING SOLOMON say : Bros you suppose know road to where we are going to ...

Too much of pain killer no good.
Read one article some years back that painkillers actually don't take the pains away but makes your brain not to feel the pains. - Dnt know how true that is.
I take pain killers like two or three times in a week and I dey find way to reduce am self. Na rest and exercise be the best medicine for this job.
Meanwhile, na so so annoying riders dey come my way. I don cancel like two already.

Rider : where are you ? (not even hi)
Me : I'm at so so place.
Rider : You are supposed to be at no12 temple rd.
Me : Just got your request now and driving to your location.
Rider called again just about the time I was about getting to the security post. Oga you are supposed to horn for the security to open the gate, na so she just heised and cut the call.
Me : I just respect myself reverse and leave that place.

slamstanlee:
Mothers of bad roads are ajao estate and ago palace inner streets.

Add Mafoluku join them

Our cars don turn to make up room for all these slay queens dem

UBER STILL DEY TRY SMALL TO SETTLE ISSUES.

So this stupid boy for Unilag wan play smart one on me ...
Boy made two stops that is not on his way to his destination, then complained to uber that I took a longer rout.
Me just see fair adjustment wey uber send give me, na so me immediately explain to uber how the whole thing happen, Uber change am back to normal.
Where me win the stupid boy be say... the boy say make we go back to him room to go pick some thing, so I tell uber say, how come we went back to the same spot where I picked him before the final destination. That means he is a liar and you (UBER) should take note of that rider.
Me been no dey place much importance to tell rider to update new destination but from now I will be insisting.

Today was one of the worst experience for me so far on this job.
So I got my first request at about 6am and the rider called almost

immediately.
Rider : Goodmorning, I want you to pick up my Grandma from Abesan

Estate to Festac Town.

Me : On my way... thinking already that it is going to be a quite

ride cos Grandma is going to sit at the back and probably sleeps off

after 5 to 10 minutes on our way. Never knew that I'm in for a

shocker.

Got to pick up location - First shocker, grandma said, why are your tires dirty ?
ME : because of the rain and bad road.
Second shocker :
Grandma : Hope you've not started the trip ?
Me : No ma.
Grandma : Show me where you normally start the trip and let me see you start the trip.

On our way, while in little traffic along mosalaci... Grandma asked me which way do you want to take ?
Me : I have checked my map and the best rout to avoid traffic is tru airport.

Third shocker: thought Grandma was already sleeping. After paying for the toll at airport road, Grandma said, why didn't you collect the receipt ? you people are the ones encouraging corruption ... bla bla bla...
Me : Softly said to Grandma that my belief is that, instead of those big ogas to "chop" the money, it's better this commoner to pockets the money. Before I could finish... Grandma interrupted and said, the 200 naira is going to be added to my money, so I should be the one to decide whether[left][/left] to collect receipt or not, and not you.

Fourth Shocker :

Very close to dropp off point - Grandma said that I am going to take her back to ABESAN. I take style scratch my head say I don enter am today for my mind.

Forgot to tell you guys that we are on a destination trip .
While waiting for Grandma to come back...
another request enter, (towards your destination) Na wetin uber tell me that, I pickam immediately. For my mind, I don escape from Grandma, I go find one story tell her.

Before calling rider, I said a small prayer - I hope say this one go take me to sangotedo very far away from Grandma. Immediately, rider called, You no go believe where rider dey go.... Amuwodofin.
I jejely tell rider say I no go.
Las las, I bring Grand back to Abesan.


Now here are the bad experiences.
Second rider from Gowan estate going to Akute. Ordinarily, I for no go but due to say na long trip and my cancellation rate dey very bad.
I accepted to go.

On our way... I began to perceive some foul smell. For my mind, I think say na as a result of the dirty water wey I enter.
Got to drop off point. Rider quickly paid, before I could bring out 100 naira change to give rider, rider don disappear (don quickly waka).

Still wondering what could have happened.... Just noticed some stains on the front seat. Turned out that rider "poopoo" for trouser.
OH MY! MY !
I asked around for a car wash near by, on my way to car wash...
Met small traffic on the way. Before you could say UBER, one stupid bike wey carry something like car engine just smash my side mirror and ran away. I couldn't chase him because of traffic. Na so the guy go sha !
Abeg GAZZUZ, if na one of your delivery guys, make I come collect money to replace my side mirror.

Anyway sha, I just finished replacing the side mirror now, cos I had to wait for my panel beater to finish works wey come before me. Cost me 4k plus workmanship. Also finished downloading one bottle of cold heineken now to cool my temper.
E be like say my village people come out today... I don close for today, tomorrow is another day.

I still dont understand how some people for here dey fight faceless people. Some fit be spirit self
Some riders dey complain say dem no dey get firstclass service from drivers.... say if na abroad, dem dey treat them well. Let uber/bolt naija increase their fare and see weda drivers no go render same type of service.

The discussion now about oil is making sense and not abuse here and there.
Meanwhile, nothing wey person no go see for this work. Picked up two oloshos within lekki phase 1, drop off point, "The Place" Admiralty Rd.
Both of them alighted and left the two back doors wide open. No quarrel, nothing nothing.

Please guys... any idea how much it will cost me to change the back chocks of my 2006 toyota camry big daddy ? The noise for back don dey too much b4 riders go begin pour low ratings.

What of yorubas and hausas wey wey dey vote PDP ?