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Since I started doing night runs (na UBER/BOLT Ooo..) before some people will go and search me for codedruns. I have noticed that 95% of riders with very very low ratings are always nice to me. Most of them will be the one to call first and will be like... "Please are you coming ?", "Please I'm waiting". Me will be like... don't worry I will be there soon. And what I will get in return will be, "Ok thank you". My fellow night Owls, if you were to get a request from this dude in the middle of the night, what would be your reaction ? If I get this kind request for midnight, I swear I go off my phone, straight to house. ![]()
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sexylassie:Na this kind thing dey make me vex. Madam please specify which action you are talking about... Is it in za oza room ? |
Lai lai you must come back and be grossing 35k everyday. joungblood:
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Una do start again abi ? Una dey make roughly 35k on daily and you still dey complain. Felicity0001: |
Walahi drivers on rental are very wicked. How can you guys be making that huge amount of money on daily basis and still be paying 25k or 30k as rental every week. Toyota camry available for rental. 50k per week. |
I just received my own air time. Tuale! |
CAMRY 06 Ogbunigwe2018: |
CAMRY 06 Epphy: |
Please I need urgent advise from the house. I lost my car key outside (around) where I live but I still have the spare key. I'm thinking of getting a Steering wheel lock as it is cheaper than doing another key. Also bear in mind that I pack my car outside and not inside a compound. |
[quote author=chibjohn post=86954982]MIRACLES DO HAPPEN!!! Madam Rad for president. SAI MADAM RAD !!! |
I still don't get the double standard that sexylassie is talking about here. Or was there at any point in time that a guy refused to pay and we all were like... Hey guys, he's a guy, lets not call him out ? In as much as I don't like the way AngryIgboMan lays his cards on the table, I can swear with my left ball that if he was the one that reported that scammer to her parent, he will own it up. I still can't understand why most insults you get on this UBER/BOLT work are from people who are not into legit. Like Yahoo boys and Oloshos. My my my... those set of people can frustrate you in the line of duty. |
She scammed the wrong guy at the wrong time. We still dey para because of Lasdri and the rest, na him this one come offend us. AngryIgboman, I totally disagree with you about your take on women. Where would we have been today as a nation if not for ADADEVO ? Just to mention only but one. |
Some riders are desperately wicked and selfish. So this rider without my knowledge hid WEED inside my car because he knew that we were going to pass through police check point. After like 20 minutes wey I don drop him and his girlfriend, na so the guy call me say him forget weed wey him hide inside my car say make I come back say him go pay me. I abuse am wella before I cut the call. I couldn't even find anything after I pulled over and did a quick search because it was about some minutes past 12 am. So if to say yawa gas now, na for my head the thing go land due to say na inside my car dem see the weed abi ? Another thing now be say I don search everywhere inside my car... still cant find the shit. Is it that the weed is not in my car or it was well hidden that only him can locate where he hid it ? One more thing guys... we've been invaded in this thread. so many spies dey here now. |
tojahh be careful! We the good people of Nigerians living in America will not take this from you. A whole Dru na him you dey ask who be this ? tojahh: |
Don't be penny wise ... Should the buyer commit any crime with that account, it's on you. Nansng1: |
I don call the man like 5 times now he no pick call. He never shi anything deedee44: |
What's all this fuss self about Uber/Bolt drivers cashing out as a result of the ban on keke and okada ? Sweetheart, I'm still grossing just about the same range of between 8k to 11k in a day, that's about the same range I used to make before the ban. I work from 2pm to 12 am apart from weekends. Most times self I don't even get request until between 4pm and 5pm before the biz go set. Well, maybe na people wey dey work full day dey cash out. The traffic self this days na die. Even police men for check points at night now dey tell me say... Guy settle us, after all government don ban keke and okada, na una uber drivers dey make all the money now. Talking about Police men... had one funny experience with one yesternite along that domino's pizza, Adekunle axis. So I was on a trip to lekki, lost in my thought. The next thing I don beat traffic light, next thing, two police on bike for my front dey flag me down to pack. I pulled over, one of them enter my car we begin the normal negotiation. After going back and forth, oga police agreed to take 1k. the police man inside my car wants to play a fast one on the other one on bike, oga police say okay make I sharperly use my hand put the 1k inside his pocket so that the one on bike no go see say I give am money. At that time na only 1k 200 naira dey with me, me wey know how I dey take arrange my money, I quickly put hand for where the 200 naira dey and quickly slide the 200 naira into the police man pocket. Immediately oga police commot for my car, na so I fire my car face thirdmainlandbrigde. I sure say e go take am sometime before he go realize wetin happen. THEIR FADA! |
I wonder who dey see things pass between Musa for gate and Uber/bolt driver. Picked up this rider from havana hotel this morning. Immediately rider entered my car, the smell of alcohol and weed just make rubish of my air freshner. Me just tell the rider say "sorry I have to turn off the a/c and wind down" . After I don wind down, the rider no talk anything. after driving for about 30 seconds, the next thing I heard was : Oga softly dey shake my breast. ME : E just be like say dem put electric shock for my body. My eyes go straight to her breast, no ask me wetin carry my eyes go there, no be my fault na reflex action make me look that side. The rider carry for front sha! Abeg pope, sprinkle me that Holy water, my eyes don commit this morning. After like a minute now, the rider come talk again say... Oga you no hear wetin I talk say make you take am easy dey shake my breast ? Me : Sorry it's due to the bad road. But inside my mind I come talk say ... the bad road and you wey no wear bra follow cause the shaky shaky. Got to destination, rider pay I fine my way. |
IFSHR I see your case like person wey Real Madrid come sign from Nasarawa United. Baba wash the woman car very well both inside and outside make the car dey shine wella. Go with your guanrators to return her car to her. Go with the mind set of ; Blessed are those that are not expecting anything, for they shall never be disappointed. You and your guarantors should have a brief discussion with her to see if she would "drop something" for you. Contract na contract. If she no drop anything... baba, enter your private jet and go do your medicals for Madrid. CONGRATULATION! |
HappyIgboMan, I don't know your valuation of a plot of land at AYOBO, but the way you put it looks to me like "U think say plot of land for Ayobo na kobo kobo." Baba let it not look like I'm exaggerating... a plot of land there is nothing less than 5m. Shey na huber driver wey never chop belle full (I don't mean JUNK FOOD) go buy land ? Abegiii.... Truth is ; Huber job is not even to keep body and soul together but to keep body and soul apart hahahahahahahaha I have always said that Uber should go back to the way it all started or reduce the fare a little. So that even if na just two or three trips local man complete in a day, he go still go home with better esusu, body and soul go dey together. |
PASTOR MY ROYAL BEHIND! I'm not holding brief for the driver, but Who know how him take talk to the driver before the driver fire back. We no dey there to know weda he politely talk to driver as him claim. Any small thing dem go say... "If you are not fine with Uber/Bolt fare- Quit." Meanwhile so many things no dey work for this country and you still dey naija dey say... "we die here". Why u never quit the country ? But you want Uber/Bolt drivers to quit. HYPOCRITES! Despite the surge during christmas, riders still leave yellow cabs and other cabs dey request Uber/Bolt up and dan, that na to tell you say even the surge still favor riders. Riders and car owners go dey think say dem dey do drivers favor by riding with Uber/Bolt or because you give driver car. See ehn... this game na wazo wazo(50 50), all man are in it for gain. Some go say if Uber/Bolt leave naija say so many drivers go dey jobless. B4 pizza come naija, we dey chop something. One woman with original American accent - no be the ones wey dey form-o. Requsted for a ride, got to pick up. Rider came out and said... I'm not going again and handed me 1000 naira mint, that type of mint wey dey cent like say dem just print am now now. Na that kind one I go say did me a favor. You go carry me enter jaga jaga road, pay the displayed fare, collect your change to the last kobo. Yet you go dey think say you dey do me favor. |
Babadee1900:See ehn... Sometimes, riders will input the wrong address or incomplete address and expect gmap to do the magic. |
Gmap to me is 95 if not 100% accurate. Most guys make mistake and put the blame on Gmap. I remember my second day on uber... So this lady was going to agege from VI. Immediately she got into the car, she said to me that she's not feeling fine that hope I don't mind, that she's going to lie down at the back. I said no problem. I sha found my way out of VI and then TMB. I was enjoying my Gmap with no one directing me. Not untill I got to maryland and there was serious traffic on BankAnthony that very day. Map begin direct me to continue on ikorodu rd... Na so I put head, after some minutes, map begin dey direct me say... Towards Ibadan. I fear small, IBADAN! abi na me no see well, I sha continue dey drive. The next thing again wey I see na, Continue towards Ibadan. Nah so I begin sweat inside AC. I come dey fear say, true true this map fit direct person go another state. In fact this map na rubbish. I come dey think within me say, Shey make I find space pack and wake this woman up and explain to her say I be newbie say map don dey lead us enter ibadan ? I summon small courage say make I still drive for some minutes first before I go wake this woman up, wether I go see places wey I sabi. Lo and behold, I started seeing places wey I know, I come breath a sigh of relief. Wuuuuu.... Baba, as I drop this woman, I look for one bar go take one green bottle first to cool my temprature. |
Congrats mrjaydee. mrjaydee no go fight any body for work with that kind of monthly alert. Huber work fit change person to fight fight if the person no control himself. Some Riders can get even under your elephant skin. |
When you take care of the little things, the bigger ones will take care of themselves or it might not even escalate to the bigger ones. Uber/Bolt suppose to dey pay for the fare to return rider's items or make them share the fare with the rider, or make the rider pay the fare. To say make Driver carry the cross is a NO NO for me. Abi now... nor be driver fault say rider forget sometin. *Yawns* This soji wey nor dey just make me dey lazy to go out go work. Completed three trips today, all join together no reach 1500. |
Guys how far with the lekki ikoyi link bridge toll ? |
Brethren in the Lord, I need your prayers in this time of trial. This lady decided to give me ALGEBRA to solve inside this hot sun, just negodu! Rider : I'm coming out from shoprite, I'm wearing a shot dress. How I wan take identify this lady for this kind period wey na most of them dey wear shot shot things ? IZOU the M16 agent, Where art thou ? |
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confusedworld17:Most people for naija, all SUV na JEEP dem dey call am |
jarkbauer:Jeeps are SUVs. “SUV” is an acronym for Sport Utility Vehicle; “Jeep” is a vehicle brand name. |
This country is a complete JOKE. The one that even got my attention na for the form where them write "LEXUS JEEP" Dem no even know the difference between JEEP and SUV. bolabiyi: |

.. That thing can be annoying.
Where art thou ?