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I myself have driven with fake plates for almost 8 yrs.

When i bought the car the seller gave me the contact of a road safety guy who can run the plates for me shap-shap. He brought the abj plate and i used it for 3 yrs before one overzealous policeman at a checkpoint pointed it out to me online after a heavy argument and 2k. After another 3yrs on a highway checkpoint another officer came with his own big brain.

he just parked me, smiled and said "oh-ga, ya numba na faaake", i immediately squeezed 5h into his hand and told him i knew and he let me go.

after then i drove it till i sold it and luckily didnt get in trouble with it again. If that road safety officer that gave me those plates is still in service today he would be a top ranking officer possibly still issuing fake number plates to unsuspecting citizens.

so if you are driving a mazda6 with plate number abj**0*h contact me for a replacement anytime lastma or vio seize your own thinking they are 'doing you'

mrcoolautofix:
Limpmode is not just, choose your grammar carefully, cos there are tons of issues that can prompt that limpmode, it can cost between 1M or more to address like in this twin turbo v8 engine, so keep quite if you don't know what you are defending.

Shhhhh, off ya maat.

mr. Information minister of bmw limp mode 1 million naira repairs

Everybody knows that in the usa working class folks are paid ten times our minimum wage for starters.

even their 'charge and bail' lawyers are living very comfortably over there earning six digits salaries a month.

He for get job in 9ja first so that him akant balance go dey tell am how far

Scam. Everybody shine your eyes

Imagine someone who claims he/she completed primary school and even went ahead to write waec coming here to be writing unsightly sentences for us to read like, "am coming, am eating, am going, am hungry, am this, am that, am, am, am" ahn-ahn. Just to put a single 'i' in front of 'am' is an issue. The only time they get it right is when they want to show off and slay on insta and fb, that time you will see them write "AM I looking pretty with this hair ?"

in fact, nigerians that wish to migrate to the uk MUST write ielts till thy kingdom come. The brits that gave us that language know what they are doing.

Other banks reduced theirs to $20 but access wants to do abracadabra and provide $$ for their customers.

there must be a catch somewhere

bilms:
This is an ignorant comment.

Why do you think so?

Tell her to use her money to first pay for her bride price and wedding expenses then you will agree with her opinion

You should try to do it again. Hopefully it will work out fine this time around.

but first make sure you have dug your grave even if you don't have money for coffin. Scratch that if you are a muslim because one garri bag will do for you

Lies! Women are not supposed to bring anything to any table whatsoever. They are commodities to be bought by men from their fathers and kept at home to cook, wash, f*ck and sh1t babies. Never give a woman the opportunity to drag who wears the trousers with you in your relationship.

that is why Trump, a former president of the usa once said, and i quote . . . "you should grab them by the pus*y"

such a wise and powerful man indeed

It can only happen in the north

Op i don't like everything you posted but before i go to jump off a bridge permit me to call you a very giant SIMP

thank you

This is not a problem. Let them keep difibrilator and bucket of water standby beside the grid so that any time it collapses again they can quicky revive without stress

Miracletech:
you're insulting him. How did you know I am not the owner? Don't get me to say any bad words to you

go ahead and tell him the bad words. Don't be scared, nobody will ban you.

iPhone8Plus:
You are mad
Haba, just listen to yourself
How did he open up the shop when he wasn’t the owner?

Shhhh! Off your mouth

op have you uploaded your shops tenancy and local government dues receipt already? Nairalanders just want to make sure your neighbours property didnt burn and you are trying to claim assistance on his behalf dazzal.

Terrorists? I thought they were bandit business men. Remember bubu and his bmc's say that only ipobs are the terrorists in the zoo

Yxxx:
Many are mad, few are obvious.

Thank you. That is what im trying to tell the op.

mad mad women full everywhere these days

icold:
I like your fingers.

Are you an afonja finger miner? Or you are fantasizing about sticking the finger inside an orifice in your body?

freshkpomo:
Read the heading, someone's wife is suffering from this abuse and he always returns home with complain, the husband thought it was normal until he saw for himself. I did not dispute his story because I am from Benin too and I know what those ring road and New Benin boys do. Now if that's your wife, how will you feel? Because this my friend wife get asset, is that any reason for some small boys to be touching a married woman anyhow anytime she uses the market all in the name of women like attention? Stop saying rubbis please, I am a man does not mean I should support fellow men in Evil acts like the way many ladies in this forum do (That's integrity).

If you or your friends wife has 'assets' then advice them to dress moderately and cover up their 'assets' properly before Heading to the market. If you check well, muslim (hijab) women do not get fondled because of the way they are properly covered

Even Congo has a better passport than this zoo.

a country where unarmed protesters are shot at and killed like terrorists and the massess cheer on as if nothing happened

Op why are you complaining on womens behalf? See let me tell you, 80% of women enjoy the attention. Some even dress provocatively to the market just to do window shopping for this very reason

toobusy:
Why is Nigeria so scared of disintegration?..........let every rational human in this forum answer this question.

Nigeria is full of selfish, myopic and cowardly tribes and regions hence the fear of living alone on ones terms. Only the igbos seem ready and willing to grab the bull by its horns yet others wont let them do it for whatever reason they deem fit

It was written in the bible that one day 10 women will be dragging and begging one man saying "we will feed and clothe ourselves, only just give us your name and make us whole", but the man go dey do shakara lol

it is like this generation is the precursor to that prophecy. Women be informed

Op your kazeem told you to buy solite, you went and bought solUte lol now you are looking for SOLUTion.

try checking your harness connections from the chassis (ground) to your battery's negative terminal and from your alternator to your battery's positive terminal. If any of them are not tight or are corroded you will experience charging issues even with a good battery and alternator.

Between wearing nose ring and leg chain to an interview which is worse?

Afonjas in a bid to increase their igr should not attract sanctions to us as we are managing our life here abeg

Come 2023,
Tinubu for president
Oluomo for governor
Agbero for lagos
Suffer for Nigerians

Someone above said that "yorubas are in a class of their own" and i asked if he meant 'skullarship class'?

and he said 'duh' ... Then i felt embarassed for not knowing sooner

WAHALA ALERT!

three people who came into the uk with this visa from zimbabwe have caused trouble for africans.

The agency gave them accomodation and sponsorship but after working for just 1 week they didnt show up at work the following week and after calling their phones and sending messages without an answer their employers went to check on them only to find out they had dissapeared. Now they are contemplating taking the issue further by requesting to exempt africans from acquiring visas via this care route.

this happened this week somewhere in the stoke area. So if you are planning to japa using this route youd better hurry before nigerians perform their own magic too and put the final nail in the coffin.

good luck

Oh no! In afonja land? May God provide the family means to pay the ransome before they use them for skullarship practicals