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Congrats brother please show us the way. Dstv haff show us shege

Your problem might actually be a very simple one to solve.

Check all your battery negative grounds (chassis and engine) to see if they are dirty, corroded or loose. If one single ground of your vehicle is not okay your ecu will be having issues and starting your car will be a game of luck most times.

If I were you I’d start by changing all my grounds & negative wires to new proper gauge ones just in case the old ones have withered within their insulation which one can not detect with the common eye.

Also check the positive battery wires coming from the alternator and fuse box to the battery head for same issues.

PressMyButton:
Fly wey no dey hear word na im dey follow dead body enter grave. No ibo man is worth Roman Abramovic's left leg, yet he couldn't return home with his fortunes abroad.

Your grandfathers once took over igbo peoples houses and lands over 60 years ago and look what’s happening today . . . Now those same igbo descendants have bought off your lands and overtaken your people in economic worth.

Do you plan a repeat of it all again?

As she mistakenly slept with another man so shall we also mistakenly send her away from our faces

Wow! This is truly touching.

Big shout out to all igbo indigenous people who fled their places of abode during the civil war and returned back to find out that their ‘neighbors’ had taken over their lands and houses and left them nothing but £20 pounds instead.

God bless you and your future generations.

akinremiayomide:
who is this being for Goodness sake

You should be thankful for the Yorubas who assisted you guys during the civil war

My father friend always appreciates the yorubas who secure his properties in Lagos during the 4yrs he was away in the east,he came back to southwest and met his properties the way he left it .
While do you think we accepted you all into southwest as refugee during the civil war??
Why didn’t you all run to the north for safety??
But yet,you still hate the yorubas for nothing

Oga, did you see me mention Yoruba in my initial post? Or don’t you know that most igbo who fled didn’t do so from the southwest but from the northern part of the country because of the initial pogroms and general afflictions the Christians were receiving from their Muslim counterparts? It was mostly northerners who took over igbo properties and not your tribes men. I don’t understand why you’re attacking me.

You think everything revolves around you guys see you ranting as if your people too didn’t covet any properties belonging to the igbo people at all.

Yes oh, those guys are owing the businessmen too much money

Let them collect loan from buhari and el rufai to pay the ransoms

Iranu

Gard-derm ! You went through all the risk and trouble of abducting that young man and removing his eye yet didn’t have N500 to complete your mission? Plus the useless grand mother doing juju with human parts for kids and demanding payment first, payment of N500 oh.

The almajiri caste system has destroyed the north

BlueRayDick:
I feel the same way about both cases.

God bless you for recognizing the truth and saying it as it is and may your blessings multiply as you keep doing so.

Benmob:
since yesterday, dey are nowhere to be found,very useless and heartless pple

Yesterday ke?

Since last week they took off from social media

BlueRayDick:
But why do our news men like sensational headlines like this?

The topic is saying "bandits" when in fact what the body of the news described is a case of armed robbery. Even in the body of the news they say :.." One of the victims who spoke with SaharaReporters said that the robbers threatened to kill his eight-year-old son if he did not give them money."

Now I'm not saying the armed robbery is not a security challenge that shouldn't be reported, it's a clear cad of mischief on the part of the reporter who drafted the news and the headline using Banditry and Banditry interchangeably in one news report even when the report clearly describes armed robbery. Maybe they are just trying to ride on the current wave of Banditry/terrorist attacks that has happened in the past one week Sha

It’s the same way they attribute every unrest perpetuated in the south east to ipob. Don’t cry over this one and leave out that one.

That’s classic hypocrisy

Advocate500:
what you wrote here does it make sense to you? If bandits are not terrorists before, have they become terrorists now? What have actually changed? If ipob were terrorist even when they have no gun and bandits that been in business of killing their victims are not terrorists, is it not telling you something is wrong with the system?

My brother the way some guys reason on here is very alarming and bodes very bad luck for the fate of this country

Emma15678:
He said they are more like business men. That participate in crime. He never said they should not be harmed.

Thank you for being truthful.

Op it’s like you’ve forgotten what MNK said concerning the jihadists attacking indiscriminately then forcing citizens to arm themselves and the zoo government eventually sending its agents to shoot the citizens for having such ideas in the first place.

His prophecy is coming to pass this year. The jihadists know their time is soon coming to an end hence their invigorated attacks.

Stay safe

Emma15678:
Wrong, El-rufai only said that bandits are criminals and not terrorists. Because they have no political aim rather they are interested in kidnapping and armed robbery operations. That's the reason why they weren't declared terrorists then. He never said that bandits do no harm. The reason bandits were later declared terrorists was that the military needed to use high firepower on them so they had to be declared terrorists.

So who was the politician that said that they were business men If not the Kaduna state governor?

Marike2:
Hmmmm....so unfortunate. Due diligence is key. Too many scammers out there in this Japa season!

Thanks for this eye-opener story. Pls NLanders, has anyone successfully registered with London PTC? Any reviews and success rate? Help the beginners pls!

LPTC is a legitimate institution. You can go ahead with their courses

OneTwoOne:
Where is the statement also made by El Rufai that Bandits should be killed and not negotiated with?


Stop this bigotry

What bigotry? Someone who once said that bandits are just usual business men and do no harm today and then later changing mouth after the bandits made him withdraw his son from school so they won't kidnap him for their business too?

It's like you are a sycophant for apc and their unfortunate style of ruling Nigeria

OneTwoOne:
What sycophancy or you're letting emotions cloud your sense of judgement.

The fact that he made that statement doesn't means he didn't also condemn them to death many times..

I'm not just gullible like you and Racoon, I say things the way they are.
So don't you ever in your life accuse me of having anything to do with APC again

I am accusing you of being in support of whatever is happening to your people in the north because you’re seeing the truth and turning it upside down on it’s head for your own personal vendetta.

Imagine a whole governor saying that bandits are businessmen this year and then after 4 years and countless lost lives and kidnappings of his people (business according to him) he doubles back to start condemning them to death . . . Who is deceiving who?

If you are an APC card carrying member or have any affiliations with the kaduna state government or bandits may God cut your life short as those bandits did to the innocent passengers on that train.

Lol. ESN are in the forests guarding their people against herdsmen and bandits. Plus they do not use all those archaic pump action guns and stuff.

DSS and Zoo army trying hard to pain the movement black ... but the people refuse to be perturbed at all.

Every sane person in the south east knows who their real enemies are.

Watch how this thread will reach page 5 now now but if it’s the west or north that it happened it will be like when people sprayed insecticide on human beings. Like those ones are roaches and vermin not to be given a fu*k about

SHOOPSYN:
Funny enough, some of us are accustomed to his way of expressing himself... I don't need to check his handle to know it is Felicity001 Special nigga...

I dey tell you. Very very special breed of a guy

I once had this same condition that jada pinkett has. All of a sudden one morning I found out that one side of my hair had fallen off and revealed a very smooth scalp.

Me that never ever barbed gorimakpa before had to keep the hairstyle for up to a year to stop people asking me questions. At first I even thought I was going bald. Nothing I didn’t rub on that patch of skin but for where ....

Thankfully my hair grew back and covered the empty patch on its own. According to google there was a 10% chance of that happening.

I guess I’m one lucky son of a bit*h

This thread won’t pass page 2 lol. Afonja and northerners lives are N1 each so no wahala if they are killed.

Only igbo lives matter in this zoo

Godfather10:
Well done Felicity, your understanding of the English language is quite commendable, l am pleasantly surprised,

Felicity’s only problem is SPELLING

if only he’d learn from and use his phones autocorrect feature more often...

Op just get a sienna 3.3L engine CE without the AWD package if you’re sure you want to use it mainly for business. With extra 40k you can then mount DVD and it will be standard.

All those driving the 3.5l with AWD are totally missing the fuel economy advantage of the vehicle.

Silentgroper:
is blue balls that one that pains you one-sided to the extent you can't sit something..



I think the actual blue ball is just a feeling of discomfort in the groin area not an actual pain on the balls

Having blue balls is simply a state where a guy is very horney but has no girl to sleep with. If you’re a guy you should understand. Remember all those times tot0 Dey hungry you but none Dey available sometime for days or weeks. Maybe months. All those times we finally dodge to aswew0 quarters to release some steam?

If he enters a pothole and his battery jumps and both positive and negative terminals touch that iron cage at the same time he might go and start buying another brainbox or another vehicle since this one would have already caught fire and burnt to ashes.

Op have you heard of the term ‘BLUE BALLS’?

Blue balls = a condition where konji is wounding a man to the point of having painfully full testicles

Blue film = a choreographed motion picture that induces the above mentioned condition in men

End of explanation

Vehicles with GDI engines would be taking the worst hit from our 9ja fuels allegedly imported from 'outer space'

Hallelujah! She was abducted by 'borehole diggers' and not the 'skulla geng'
her womanhood is lost but her 'football' is still bouncing.
ndi erudites, i sight una

Op your gf put on heavy makeup for another guy and washed it off before you found out. Thank your stars you found out. You see that thing you have with her that you think is a relationship...

cut it

Na wah o! Dem just spoil her market. Something wey she been dey carry go park to waybill go ogun state.

indi skullars, i dey hail oh

NobleSeed:
I don't understand .
You pay 100k for car way you never see? And them tell you say they are bringing it for you?
Abeg what's the name of the car you pay 100k for ?

1973 Volkwagen beetle (ijapa), full option with leather interior, factory fitted ac and android entertainment system.

Nairaland women, una too like free things
see as 'F - F - F' full everywhere lol