Keep swallowing to the point it will hook you on the neck.

De there de talk rubbish your destiny has been ruined.

He should be the one doing the cooking.

But during your time it was rigged.

Egg, fish and beans? Why na?

This one na new yam na, why that amount.

Nothing wrong with their dressing.

She kept her boy friend a secret, you don't know anything about him and here you are accusing him of ritual?? Are you okay?

So instead of showing the real man you are by giving her a token rather you blocked her. Guy you forked up o

They just wan enter this man with lies and accusation for just no reason. [color=#770077][/color]

They just wan enter this man with lies and accusation for just no reason.

Lol this one really cracked me o. Very good that is the best way to handle a scammer. It's pain them if you burst the bobble on them. That is letting them know that they are scammer.

Beautiful. Keep it up.

Bank charges oooo

Vipers is Peter obi the only contestant for presidency? Why focusing on him. Haters

Summit to your stupidity and foolishness, God regretted creating a man.

You don't want to complain to her abi? So what do you want us to do? To drink panadol for headache. You try.

Go and pay her pride price na it's as simple as that.

Men are created to spend or to give so stop lamenting whenever you give. Giving makes you a real guy.

It's in your family DNA. Your own children will inherit it. Will you like it?

[quote author=KiNg0G post=113382618]I lived with my father's brother for a long time. he didn't work one day, all he does in the morning was to wash his mouth, have his bath then have his meal, awaiting his wife to come back from her trade in the market.. Then off she went to prepare another meal.. Staying With them was hell for me because sometimes there was hardly food in the house but my uncle hardly cares about that, it is either he is in one joint with his friends on a sunny day or he is at home listening to radio stations. His wife was the provider and never for once did she insult him...

This same character has gotten into me deeply, I can't help myself. I can't do thing's for myself.

My girlfriend cohabiting with me is the one providing almost everything we need all I do is to give her my G-15 in the evening. I'm always at home 24/7. She's never complained, I love it, for me to get a job and be answering Sir sir to people, I can't.

Stay fresh, bath, eat and sleep is the order of the day.

Few women are like this,
just the other day she asked me to come pay her bride price before the year ends, I asked her where would I see the money... baby girl told me not worry that something huge is coming..

I love this freedom, but sometimes I get a mixed feelings of been a liability, ants feeding on sugars. Anyway I'm enjoying myself quite well.

The real thing is my masculinity as the head of the house still intact. It's in your family DNA your own children will still inherit it. Will you like it?

See who they talk about price too low when una de use withdrawal method they waste the sperm during sex.

Where i go see this type of lover. Single and still searching.

[quote author=Realteeyee123 post=113434835]Hi everyone, so I would be relocating soon Abroad .

I just need a little advise, a little confused

I currently use an Infinix Note 7 and I've been told the phone won't do me good when I travel I'm looking at buying either an;

Iphone 11
Iphone Xsmax or a
Samsung Galaxy S20

Would appreciate your humble and honest feedback.

Country is Canada.

What phone should I get please, I'm looking at buying it Soon. Please give me the infinix note 7.

[quote author=Realteeyee123 post=113434835]Hi everyone, so I would be relocating soon Abroad .

I just need a little advise, a little confused

I currently use an Infinix Note 7 and I've been told the phone won't do me good when I travel I'm looking at buying either an;

Iphone 11
Iphone Xsmax or a
Samsung Galaxy S20

Would appreciate your humble and honest feedback.

Country is Canada.

What phone should I get please, I'm looking at buying it Soon. Please give the infinix note 7.

IamDora:
Dear Nairalanders, Good evening to you all. I'm in a state of delima right now and I'm so confused on what to do that's why I decided to bring the issue here.

I have a Cousin, he's wealthy and we used to be very close to each other, we do alot of things and talking together. Even when we do meet at Villa during festive periods, we are always together 24/7 that people do think I'm the one eating his money. (If cousins were to marry each other, we would've married ourselves)

So fast forward to 2020, things began to take a new turn, he began to change towards me completely, he hardly picks my calls, neither does he reach out to me thereafter to know why I called (Mind you, I'm not a leech to him, as my family were very comfortable too) When I lost my mom (May her soul rest in peace) this my said cousin never called me to sympathize with me, and I didn't hold it against him either. He started giving me space, I tried everything possible to know why the sudden space from him, but to no avail. So I kept my cool and distanced myself from him.

So fast forward to this 2022, his fiancee (Whom I knew her from him) called me on the 20th of last month to tell me that their wedding is on the 18th of this month and she would so much like me to be in attendance! My cousin never bothered informing me about it even till now!

Now my question is,' Should I honour the said invitation by his Fiancee and attend their wedding or I should stay back and call her to wish her Happy Married Life after their Wedding?

Please help me push this to front page so I'll get a wider audience to share their opinions.

Thank you.

why will you go? Someone that didn't call you when you lost your mum. Mehn I will not attend that wedding.

[quote author=riversproperty post=113278599]Happy Sunday guys!
Please i found this small bottle containing some quantity of oil in it hidden somewhere inside my car this morning.
I have poured out the content but then, I’m curious to know what it’s meant or used for..

Thanks.
How did it get into your car should be your question.

[quote author=pinkPUSSY post=112918760]Risky 2023: Bobrisky's 'Presidential Poster' surfaces

Nigerian politicians might not be the only people interested in 2023 presidential election.

A presidential campaign poster for popular Nigerian controversial crossdresser, Bobrisky, has surfaced on social media.

@mrwallsfreelancing, who posted the picture, captioned it: "We have to risk it all come 2023".

Source.. Vanguard
Under which party na?

[quote author=Tonero5200 post=112798338]I Just attended a wedding ceremony where the celebrants told the mc to announce to the public that people shouldn't bother spraying them. the mcee said it loud and clear, that we should eat and drink and keep our change to ourselves or we should come spray him the mcee or DJ. As a normal nigeria at first we were happy, atleast money is saved, but as time went on we realised they were certain people that were allowed and expected to sprayed while they were dancing, the celebrant peers and all, Rain of cash everywhere... meaning we that they saw we were likely coming to spray with 500# or 1k were rebuked, probably they don't need our 50naira, change.

I felt embarrassed and angry at the same time, that's ill-mannered from them, I hate it when people look down on me, because they are financially bouyant they think they can look down on people anyhow. Well I look to see them in few years time where they will be. I wished them a normal married Life and withold the happiness from it because I don't think they need it. Omo na this kind wedding i de like o. chop and dust yash Waka de go.

Larryfest:
Good morning all, I have been having sleepless night for a while now and a few days ago confirmed my insomnia would last longer than I thought.

We were comfortable and have been married for 5years now with a daughter but things have been rough for a while due to my business folding up and we have had to manage with the little we see from time to time. Earlier this year I had to sell some of the things in our house including my phone just so we could buy foodstuffs and pay our daughter's school fees, just some weeks ago I even had to shamefully reach out to a popular Nairalander if he has a phone he could spare because the one I'm currently using is a Desktop kind of phone (doesn't work without directly plugging it).

Last month my wife came home with a brand new Samsung phone and when I asked how she got it her response was that she won it from her womanhood help group on Facebook (she is very active there).
Last Sunday while arranging the room I came across a fertility clinic document and the receipt of the phone which the amount written there staggered me a bit because it's way more than our house rent that expired recently which has been the cause of my sleepless nights. When she got back from church I confronted her with my two findings and after plenty talks and argument she confessed a friend from work told her about it and she sold her Eggs at the clinic and it was from it she bought the phone.

My people since Sunday I have been seriously weak and confused, a lot on my mind already but now I have to add this to it Marriage is for the faint hearted abeg!!!

ADDENDUM.....

1. Someone asked how much .... well she said she was paid #150k but the nurse who brought her in collected 15k.

2. Someone also made some points about sex, complications and others and even said it's a made up story to tarnish women or whatever well I don't think they pay for story on Nairaland and even if they do it isn't going to cover what's on my mind right now so you believe whatever you want, it's quite funny to think everyone would exhibit same complications as the third party you heard your gist from...

3. She told me it only took her 3weeks of preparation and she wasn't even going to the more than 3times a week and as for medications and the rest, you think someone who doesn't want you to know what he/she is up to would leave clues flying around the house

4. As for the sex part and her risking getting pregnant, she has been on birth control pills for like 4years now so pregnancy wasn't going to stop her from the procedures....

Nawaa o

DarlingtonC:
So I have this married neighbour. When I bought my bus, he didn't congratulate me. He just asked me if the bus is mine, and I said yes, and he just walked away.

Now he wants me to lend him the bus to use and pack some of his belongings out of the compound.

If you were in my shoes, would you lend him the bus to use?

Just remind him of not congratulating you the first day you bought it and watch his reaction.

VictorUSA:
Because women are all useless regardless of their origin.

Be careful because you are born by a woman. Peace