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omega25red: how about talking to your girlfriend about what happened so she can shed some light on the stalkers and crazy men she had banged recently before she met you

We've been dating for 2 yrs now that's why i'm baffled! Don't want to tell her yet.

Up Nollywood!

Nuezha: "Pastor admits stealing......."

That sounds like confession to me.
Unlike thousands who plead "not guilt" even if they're caught in the act.

Go and sin no more 'pastor'.

No need for that! It was a Pastorial Reality TV Show. Lol

This morning, i received a call and an SMS from an anonymous number threatening to deal with me if i continued the relationship i have with my girl friend. According to this mysterious person, i am an usurper who is reaping where he did not sow. He/She claimed to have spent fortunes on the girl before my sudden appearance into her life. After going through the messages, i decided to show it to a friend to get his opinion but to my consternation, the message vanished from my inbox! I am certain i never deleted it and nobody touched my phone. My questions are?
1) Can messages sent to inbox be retrived by the sender? (eg. using software)
2) How can i trace this unknown number?
3) Is this a ploy by someone to destroy my r/ship? Should i quit?
4) How best can i handle this situation?
Please help!

Up NEPA! Wetin?

Nnaa lekwanu ifeanyi o! Wait, u dey terrify ur kids with dat big masquerade baa? One dey ur bobo go say.... papa make we measure 3rd leg na? And he go dey tell his school mates say na papa "snake" big pass for Nigeria! And he go dey jump up like barney! And ur little girls?.... To eat "banana" go dey hungry dem always.....Chai!

Smartie gurl: making a sensible remark 4 once! Lolzz. Datz Nigerians 4 you oo

Hey! If u quote me again i will change ur gender. Just dare me!

I'm proud of my gunners! 7-5 against Reading is just amazing. Beautiful piece of clean football.....

Pls may i kindly be informed when URINE donation starts. I hope to be the highest donor. Thanks.

The GREEDY and DESPERATE ones are always scamed! Can't believe Nigerians can be so gullible. SMH

Smartie gurl: When u fall 4 dat kyd of trap,u got blame ur self. Be smart & wise in wat eva u do.

Don't tell me u're wise! How old are you sef?

Jerri: Thanks Geniero, still exploring my options. Have a nice week

*whispering* Oyibo returnee na hot cake for kidnapers here ooo...lol

dridowu: Afta ur nysc , pls cari ur load waka pls. D job 4 9ja neva reach 9ja graduate. Pls kindly go bak to where u come from. Shikena

U dey vex ooo!

Just reminds me of this epic movie "The Mirror Has Two Faces" What if the guy switches off entirely and the girl becomes hor.ny after her initial resistance? It happens you know......I smell trouble! Lol

Love/Heartbreaks? Part of the reasons why people chose to become gays and lesbians, yet it manifests. Its complex, just deal with it!

Consult Tonto Dike to compose a birthday song for ur girl and aswell perform on that day. Greatest gift ever, just try it!

Abeg na who dey dash 10mil?
Tempting offer.....

I dey laugh! Old wine in new bottles.....

Una only hear part 1, after sucking d booby, she go spread leg make dog lick her toto dry because she missed on that too. Animal rights! I wonder why no one is blaming GEJ?

SamAfrik: Great job guys.
As expected katsu was academic & structured. If d debate was conducted in front of all Nigerians, I think Obino wld win d vote: he appealed to people's emotions.
It requires a degree of intelligence to understand Katsu's perspective.

You said it all. Obino was somewhat cunning and witty and not unecessarily verbose! Exactly what an average Nigerian will go for.

Just like my favourite seasonal movie, the debate was all encompassing, full of twists and turns. I couldn't get my eyes off my screens. Sleep became a taboo. Akin to Nigeria-Biafra civil war, my verdict is "NO VICTOR NO VANQUISHED" Kudos to KATS and OBI, you deserve to be indoctrinated into NAIRALAND HALL OF FAME pronto! And to the organisers, judges, mods, and especially SEUN and JARUS.... you're all priceless! Take my lips....KISS! KISS!! KISS!!!

Smartie gurl: story story!

Who be dis sef? White pigeon?

It beats my imagination if what we have in our tertiary institutions these days are actually students or devils! Lots of gruesome crimes are perpetrated by these so called students nowadays. Situations where students kidnap, rape, smoulder, murder and even bury fellow students in shallow graves are on the rise. SMH!

Propelled by sight, then confirmed by words. Both are complementary except for the choice-less.

*Ileke-IdI:
I know that this is a retarded question, but in Nigeria where goats are arrested and monkeys are convicted, I gotta ask this question:

DID THE MAN EVEN HAVE A PILOT LICENSE?

NO! You don't need a license to fly UFO. Remember a guy and his wife saw the UFO some days ago.

Wetin na? Death na turn by turn. The man wan upgrade, he wan contest for president of intecessors! If you don't know, God has refused to listen to prayers from Nigeria again. So he wan lead a powerful intecessory group in the great beyond to plead on una behalf. Soon we go dey hear Saint DANBABA, PRAY FOR US!

Na today? Like play like play tenant go turn to landlord, contract paper loss! I hope 4 d best oooo....

Change is inevitable! It doesn't matter when it comes... before, during or after the elections. Abuja, PH, even Aba were riddled with such noisy & bone-breaking machines but today, serenity has returned to those roads. Laws are meant to be obeyed!

Ayorh4you: wow! I was so lucky.... Initially posted 2 Gombe (d state capital) den i later redeployed 2 Osun state n was posted to a sec sch in Modakeke....i rli enjoyed ma stay dia dat im even plannin 2 revisit. All thanks 2 OAU, OUI, The Polu Ife, uniosun (ikire) gals....they help made ma stay fun

Revisit? U may not be dat lucky this time round. Enjoy ur pleasant memories ooo.

coogar: from experience - he's a disgrace?
he's a disgrace for the same thing you did?

U had him on his tails bro!

Nuezha: FROM EXPERIENCE, a girl can only talk shamelessly like that when you've CLIMBED her. You're a disgrace if you ever did that.
As charming as I was 7yrs ago, I didn't date a female corp member let alone descending so low to mingle with underage.

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U did somethg more to me or do u think i will 4get u in a hurry?