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Family / Re: Illness Causes 20-year-old To Look-like A Toddler by controlseven: 10:58pm On Feb 18, 2013
*Otu Ocha!
Dis one dikwa strange oooo
Literature / Re: Common Grammatical Errors We Make In Our Everyday English by controlseven: 6:27pm On Jan 16, 2013
Emeka come and 'baff', you are late to school! Dis one dey make me craze!!

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Career / Re: University Courses That Are Waste Of Time by controlseven: 8:26am On Jan 12, 2013
*otu ocha!
@OP may TFU! (Tunder Fire You)
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Greatest Phobia? by controlseven: 2:27pm On Jan 06, 2013
I fear being served a small meal and marrying a nagging woman!
Family / Re: When Women Use Tears For Emotional Blackmail. by controlseven: 12:22pm On Jan 06, 2013
I truly need a cure for such an insanity. Imagine my girl cries when there is no fuel in the generator to watch her damned nollywood movies!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How HR Personals Kill Dreams In Nigeria by controlseven: 11:42am On Jan 06, 2013
dulphines:
Personnel (singular,plural) nt Personels biko.
Nwa baby teacher! U did'nt see that quote ehhhhh!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How HR Personals Kill Dreams In Nigeria by controlseven: 11:38am On Jan 06, 2013
Ezegozie:

what is 1:1 and 3:1.

Pls what we have is 1st class, 2nd class upper (2:1), 2nd class lower(2:2), 3rd class and then pass.

And do i hear you say house of assembly in Abuja?. Maybe you mean house of representatives.
See JAMB answer oooo......oya take ur award! Mbuk?
Family / Re: Who Is The Commander-in-chief Of Remote Control In Your House? by controlseven: 1:06am On Jan 06, 2013
*Sobbing* I'm truly touched by ur stories. A family must be really fun to have. I wish i had people around to struggle the remote with, but i'm an orphan...always alone. My dog broke the remote so i only watch one station now....BCA Umuahia...the Ochendo TV!! *Crying loudly*

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Politics / He Pledges To Nigeria by controlseven: 7:53pm On Jan 05, 2013
He pledges to Nigeria with all his heart.......you too can do better for this country. Let us put hands together to build a strong nation for our future generations. Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

Politics / Re: Obasanjo Pledges To Buy “Cheap, Fairly Used Phone” For Reporter by controlseven: 8:17am On Jan 02, 2013
Oby na i go die papa? The man get luck say no be Chinko e go buy for am......waiting 4 Oby phone indeed!
Crime / Re: NYSC Members Killed In Bauchi Were PDP’s IT Consultants - CPC Spokesman by controlseven: 4:37pm On Dec 31, 2012
Mbuk! Breeze don blow...fowl nyash don open.
Gaming / Re: Angry Birds Or Temple Run: Which Is More Addictive? by controlseven: 7:15pm On Dec 27, 2012
See wahala ooo! Fried rice or Jellof rice which one is sweeter? Nairaland front page don suffer!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: This Kind Of "Gbagaun" From A Nigerian Graduate! by controlseven: 11:47pm On Dec 23, 2012
Typical of Nigerians! We always overlook the message and attack the messenger.....Nawaaoooo!
Culture / Re: Pidgin: The Language Where Question & Answer Are The Same by controlseven: 11:03pm On Dec 22, 2012
Dat tin dey sweet?
Dat tin dey sweet well well!
Sports / Re: Yaya Toure Is African Footballer For 2012 : Glo CAF Awards 2012 by controlseven: 5:33am On Dec 21, 2012
Where are Nigerian football stars? Abi na so we go de dey? Gone are those days when.......
Religion / Re: Should We Start Taking TB Joshua Seriously? by controlseven: 2:51pm On Dec 16, 2012
afam4eva:
The pastor was explicit in the prophecy. he mentioned the number of politicians that will die and you're saying we should forget about it.
*According to his prediction, the solution (to avoid a high number dying) is dat they should not board the same plane....*
Politics / Re: How Okonjo-Iweala's Mother Escaped From Kidnappers - Police by controlseven: 12:30am On Dec 15, 2012
Garri_Activist: u smoke weed nigga!
Jah bless man! Wat a gawn! Ga.rri no good for ya health man.
Politics / Re: How Okonjo-Iweala's Mother Escaped From Kidnappers - Police by controlseven: 10:14pm On Dec 14, 2012
*Singing*
Ayaga yaga yaga yooooo (2x)
Rasta Kimono dey vex (2x)
Say what!
Say me got a message from jah...
Dat Nigeria must be free.....ehh?
*Sleeping*
Politics / Re: Police To Lose Power To Prosecute Suspects by controlseven: 1:16pm On Dec 14, 2012
agbari socket: Igbos have noting 2 offer than criminal mindset.they don happy 2 robbed nigerian without proscution but they will be kill 1 by 1.lagoos arrested 4 animal igbo 4 robbery burn them alive serve foolish tribe right
Ethnic attack! Where are d mods!
Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Has Been Freed - SaharaReporters by controlseven: 11:49am On Dec 14, 2012
Ga.rri wey too hot no dey gree swallow!....so dey don vomit dey woman sharp sharp.......if na my neighbour mama, nobody go hear'am for news. What an unequal world!
Webmasters / Re: Google's Most Searched Words In Nigeria by controlseven: 11:37am On Dec 14, 2012
Whitney Houston! Who searches for that name huh?.......where are fuel subsidy, kidnaping, private jet, jungle justice and hey.... NAIRALAND?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Two Abuja High Class Chicks Fighting In Public by controlseven: 9:44am On Dec 14, 2012
Nude chiks on a friday morning! OP has spoilt my day......damn! *wearing my boxing gloves*
Religion / Re: Why Do We Have So Many Churches In Nigeria? by controlseven: 10:01am On Dec 09, 2012
*Kails*:
colonialism.
I dnt really thk so....cuz d colonial masters are now embracing atheism!

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Car Talk / Re: Volvo Develops Crash-proof Car by controlseven: 7:26pm On Dec 08, 2012
Diz science fictions are bcomin realities! Life is beautiful.....wishing i can live a thousand yrs to witness more technological innovations. *sighs*
Crime / Re: Car Snatcher Shot Dead At Kubwa, Abuja by controlseven: 8:40pm On Dec 04, 2012
fellis:

I don't trust the Nigerian police. This story might have been made up to cover up the murder of an innocent man. Why would a middle aged man be trying to snatch a car?
And how convenient is it that the other witnesses escaped?
Mbok! Some questions are really funny.
Crime / Re: Traders Shutdown Nnewi Market Over Kidnap Menace by controlseven: 10:16pm On Dec 01, 2012
What they need is drastic actions and not just prayers. A similar scenerio was replicated in Aba sometime ago...... prayers and fastings, processions and demonstrations by churches.....but the situation was remedied only when the military were invited. Action speaks louder!

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Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by controlseven: 8:31pm On Dec 01, 2012
Smartie gurl: OMG! Hope am not late. . . . . . Gosh! The front seats are filled. . . . . ."gently pushes some dudez and squeezes my self to get 2 the front" Opps! Finaly relaxes and waits for the show to begin. DX do ur thng jare.
Who lets d dogs out?
Family / Re: Old Couple In Wedding Attire by controlseven: 6:18pm On Dec 01, 2012
Just wondering how old g.a.y couples would look like?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Swansea City (0 - 2) - On 1st December 2012 by controlseven: 6:13pm On Dec 01, 2012
Smartie gurl: finally huh?
Finally 2-0. Wenger shud go. He is tired.....8yrs no trophy. I'm highly disappointed!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Swansea City (0 - 2) - On 1st December 2012 by controlseven: 5:47pm On Dec 01, 2012
2-0 Swansea! Dis d worst premiershp start in Arsenal history. 21 pts in 15 matches
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Swansea City (0 - 2) - On 1st December 2012 by controlseven: 5:43pm On Dec 01, 2012
1-0 Swansea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Swansea City (0 - 2) - On 1st December 2012 by controlseven: 5:23pm On Dec 01, 2012
Podosky, Gervinho- out
Giriod, Ox- in

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