₦airaland Forum

*Otu Ocha!
Dis one dikwa strange oooo

*otu ocha!
@OP may TFU! (Tunder Fire You)

I fear being served a small meal and marrying a nagging woman!

I truly need a cure for such an insanity. Imagine my girl cries when there is no fuel in the generator to watch her damned nollywood movies!!!

dulphines: Personnel (singular,plural) nt Personels biko.

Nwa baby teacher! U did'nt see that quote ehhhhh!

Ezegozie: what is 1:1 and 3:1.

Pls what we have is 1st class, 2nd class upper (2:1), 2nd class lower(2:2), 3rd class and then pass.

And do i hear you say house of assembly in Abuja?. Maybe you mean house of representatives.

See JAMB answer oooo......oya take ur award! Mbuk?

*Sobbing* I'm truly touched by ur stories. A family must be really fun to have. I wish i had people around to struggle the remote with, but i'm an orphan...always alone. My dog broke the remote so i only watch one station now....BCA Umuahia...the Ochendo TV!! *Crying loudly*

He pledges to Nigeria with all his heart.......you too can do better for this country. Let us put hands together to build a strong nation for our future generations. Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

Oby na i go die papa? The man get luck say no be Chinko e go buy for am......waiting 4 Oby phone indeed!

Mbuk! Breeze don blow...fowl nyash don open.

See wahala ooo! Fried rice or Jellof rice which one is sweeter? Nairaland front page don suffer!!!

Typical of Nigerians! We always overlook the message and attack the messenger.....Nawaaoooo!

Dat tin dey sweet?
Dat tin dey sweet well well!

Where are Nigerian football stars? Abi na so we go de dey? Gone are those days when.......

afam4eva: The pastor was explicit in the prophecy. he mentioned the number of politicians that will die and you're saying we should forget about it.

*According to his prediction, the solution (to avoid a high number dying) is dat they should not board the same plane....*

Garri_Activist: u smoke weed nigga!

Jah bless man! Wat a gawn! Ga.rri no good for ya health man.

*Singing*
Ayaga yaga yaga yooooo (2x)
Rasta Kimono dey vex (2x)
Say what!
Say me got a message from jah...
Dat Nigeria must be free.....ehh?
*Sleeping*

agbari socket: Igbos have noting 2 offer than criminal mindset.they don happy 2 robbed nigerian without proscution but they will be kill 1 by 1.lagoos arrested 4 animal igbo 4 robbery burn them alive serve foolish tribe right

Ethnic attack! Where are d mods!

Ga.rri wey too hot no dey gree swallow!....so dey don vomit dey woman sharp sharp.......if na my neighbour mama, nobody go hear'am for news. What an unequal world!

Whitney Houston! Who searches for that name huh?.......where are fuel subsidy, kidnaping, private jet, jungle justice and hey.... NAIRALAND?

Nude chiks on a friday morning! OP has spoilt my day......damn! *wearing my boxing gloves*

*Kails*:
colonialism.

I dnt really thk so....cuz d colonial masters are now embracing atheism!

Diz science fictions are bcomin realities! Life is beautiful.....wishing i can live a thousand yrs to witness more technological innovations. *sighs*

fellis: I don't trust the Nigerian police. This story might have been made up to cover up the murder of an innocent man. Why would a middle aged man be trying to snatch a car?
And how convenient is it that the other witnesses escaped?

Mbok! Some questions are really funny.

What they need is drastic actions and not just prayers. A similar scenerio was replicated in Aba sometime ago...... prayers and fastings, processions and demonstrations by churches.....but the situation was remedied only when the military were invited. Action speaks louder!

Smartie gurl: OMG! Hope am not late. . . . . . Gosh! The front seats are filled. . . . . ."gently pushes some dudez and squeezes my self to get 2 the front" Opps! Finaly relaxes and waits for the show to begin. DX do ur thng jare.

Who lets d dogs out?

Just wondering how old g.a.y couples would look like?

Smartie gurl: finally huh?

Finally 2-0. Wenger shud go. He is tired.....8yrs no trophy. I'm highly disappointed!

2-0 Swansea! Dis d worst premiershp start in Arsenal history. 21 pts in 15 matches

1-0 Swansea

Podosky, Gervinho- out
Giriod, Ox- in