Romance › Re: Why Do Old Men Love To Chase After Young Girls? by controlseven: 1:06pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Come dis small OP, u dey mad? U wan spoil our runs? If i catch u, i'll tell u say kaki no be leather...... Common open ur legs joh! |
Car Talk › Re: Who Has The Most Expensive Private Jet In Nigeria? by controlseven: 7:13pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Ooopps! See problem i hav wit smart phones and touch screens.....i didn't mean open this shitty thread...... Seriously looking 4 okada now! |
Romance › Re: Why Most Guys Avoid Marriage by controlseven: 6:51pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
*Struggles with my boxers* Opens my zippers... Brings out my Anaconda... Pisses on OP's ugly face... *Searches for d MODs* Pisses on their heads for bringing dis 2 d front page... *Removes my boxers entirely* Pooopoooosss on the thread. Looks back..... smiling at d good job done! See ya.... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do We Blame The Devil For Our Misdeeds? by controlseven: 6:36pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Dis Devil sef! Each time i wan watch match for TV na so NEPA go take light but if na advert or church programme light go dey. Nawaoooo.. |
Politics › Re: El-rufai To Okonjo-iweala : Name The Sponsors Or Shut-up by controlseven: 6:10pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
I want to pee.....yes, the other pee! |
Romance › Re: A Statement You Made To Your Partner That You Regretted? by controlseven: 5:40pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Told her she speaks queens' English like Patience Jonathan and she begin laugh like mumu......Later she found out what i meant.....na so trouble start ooo. But d girl na olodo true true, i dey enjoy her money pass her punny! |
Music/Radio › Re: Reason Why Many Nigerian Artistes Shoot Their Videos In SA. by controlseven: 9:19am On Nov 08, 2012 |
The reason is because Naija Police dey shoot artists while they perform robbery scenes thinking its real. GBAM! |
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Is A Man With No Reputation For Honour Or Decency – Okonjo-iweala by controlseven: 9:05am On Nov 08, 2012 |
Nuezha: Wake up Nigerians I advise. Even if you have everything going on well for you today, always remember that even weather can be unpredictably unfair without warning anytime. Let's fight for a better tomorrow today. Nigeria is in her worst state of corruption as we speak. (Someone got a contract in a "commission", he was called by some top shots in the commission and told point-blank that the contract was not to be executed. All he needed do was to return cash when he's mobilised and keep an agreed percentage. Liars will go to hell. This is a truth. The same sets of contracts have been repeated in 2013 Budget. Ministries, Agencies, Departments, Commissions etc etc are all guilty of this...OH MY GOD!) Wake up people!!! Dats Naija for u! Its been a routine over d yrs. God is watching..... |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Mother Names New-Born Twins Barack & Mitt by controlseven: 7:47am On Nov 08, 2012*. Modified: 9:01am On Nov 08, 2012 |
Mmmnnhh! I foresee a quick change of name by one of them in future... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Shakhtar Donetsk 3 - 2 On 7th November 2012 by controlseven: 11:02pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Chelsea only succeeded in prolonging her "date of death" which will surely come soon! Man U were spectacular! 100% record. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Shakhtar Donetsk 3 - 2 On 7th November 2012 by controlseven: 10:26pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Chelsea in need of a prophet! Off goes Oscar in comes Pharoh abi na Moses! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Shakhtar Donetsk 3 - 2 On 7th November 2012 by controlseven: 10:18pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Ramires sharraapp! U dey claim penalty, u wan take mtn card?............ Dis one way Mikel manage score dey don chop am off side. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Shakhtar Donetsk 3 - 2 On 7th November 2012 by controlseven: 9:59pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Chealsea qualified 4 Europa & not champs league. They are going back to where d belong! Fake champions! |
Phones › Re: What Do You Do Most With Your Phone? by controlseven: 9:27pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Smartie gurl: wat da heck!! Wats dat attidude gurl? U attackin me? Report to MODs or i'll stangle u nxt time u lie! |
Phones › Re: What Do You Do Most With Your Phone? by controlseven: 8:45pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Smartie gurl: Visiting sites lyk(nairaland,naijapals,naij,bbc, vanguard news,Espn etc.) 4 latest happenings,google out answers 2 som questns, gaming, listening 2 music nd radio, dnt realy ping, Don't really ping? Shut it cow! |
Family › Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by controlseven: 7:43pm On Nov 07, 2012*. Modified: 9:08pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Daddy why are u always on top of my mummy every night on bed? Are u John Cena? |
Health › Re: Men Beware! Your Laptop Can Make You Infertile by controlseven: 4:42pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Just thinking of 2pac and Micheal Jackson............ Wats da topic sef? |
Politics › Re: Who Is Capable Of Leading Nigeria Now?: Your Opinion by controlseven: 7:34am On Nov 06, 2012 |
TONTO DIKE! She is mature, humble, industrious and determined even against all odds. |
Literature › Re: Being A Good Listener! by controlseven: 8:39am On Nov 03, 2012 |
@OP, u're a good writer and even more an impressive liar. Are u a lawyer? I've been giggling and nodding affirmatively to ur tale like a child full of mischief. My input? Consolidate! |
Politics › Re: MASSOB Abducts BZM Group Leaders by controlseven: 11:33am On Nov 02, 2012 |
I can only see the hands of the gods....BOKO HARAM killing their Northern brothers.... Kidnapings and MASSOB vs BZM infighting in the east....ACN getting the boots west side....but southward, Niger Delta MILITANTS are getting more and more united, making joint donations to flood victims. Mmmnnnhhh....i smell a rat! Do u? |
Romance › Re: An Anonymous Threat To My Life by controlseven(op): 5:21pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Richfella: Just saw this:
What is flash SMS? Flash SMS is an SMS which is displayed on the phone screen immediately upon arrival.
Unless you choose to save the flash message, it will disappear upon navigating away and will not be saved in your inbox.
Please beware that the if several flash messages are sent to one phone, only the latter message will be displayed, and all the previous ones will be overwritten.
Guess you got one of these. Your girl is most likely two-timing, by the way, and the other guy probably got your number from her phone.
On the other hand, it could be a silly prank by some phone nerd who knows you. Quite educative. I appreciate thee. |
Politics › Re: Pm News Apologises To Mrs Ajimobi by controlseven: 5:15pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Sh*t happens! Guess a similar scenario was replicated some weeks ago. In Transparency International Vs GEJ led FG katakata. PM news wrote trash against the FG then, now karma visits. Lets see who bleeds more.....hahaha |
Celebrities › Re: Actor Pete Eneh Loses Leg To Infection by controlseven: 5:02pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Its a pity dear. If legs were "donatable", i would'nt mind doing it as a corporal work of mercy! God knows best. *truly sobbing* |
Romance › Re: An Anonymous Threat To My Life by controlseven(op): 4:54pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
lolafaj: Your cell phone service provider may have a record of what number the text was sent from – if this is in Nigeria…. Don’t know what to tell you.
I have seen some scary Nigerian movies and people could go to any length to get a girl/guy. Definitely tell your girlfriend what’s going on and if I were you I’ll invest in a handgun (and bullets). Who knows if this coward will actually show-up.
Unfortunately the Nigerian police is useless, this would have been a really easy case. Can my cell phone provider really help? I guess i will exploit that option! Did u mention a hand gun?..... I don't wana be ALUUed yet, here the complainant easily turns the accussed! Thanks anyway. |
Romance › Re: An Anonymous Threat To My Life by controlseven(op): 4:51pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
lolafaj: Your cell phone service provider may have a record of what number the text was sent from – if this is in Nigeria…. Don’t know what to tell you.
I have seen some scary Nigerian movies and people could go to any length to get a girl/guy. Definitely tell your girlfriend what’s going on and if I were you I’ll invest in a handgun (and bullets). Who knows if this coward will actually show-up.
Unfortunately the Nigerian police is useless, this would have been a really easy case. Can my cell phone provider really help? I guess i will exploit that option! Did u say a hand gun?..... I don't wana be ALUUed yet. Thanks anyway |
Romance › Re: An Anonymous Threat To My Life by controlseven(op): 4:45pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Bludeville: [b][/b] 1. have you ever heard of a flash message before? Most nokia s40 phones have this feature, you send a flash message, the person receives it like a text message but it disappears after the person has read it. 2. Speak to your girlfriend, she alone has the answer to your other questions. Flash message? I'm getting informed more and more. Kudos dude! My problem is how i can fight back without involving my girl. If she has a skeleton in her cupboard, i want to catch her pants down! |
Romance › Re: An Anonymous Threat To My Life by controlseven(op): 4:39pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
fluid26: Brilliant analysis.
OP, there are four people who could've deleted the text. You, your gf, your friend (whom you wanted to show the text), and the unsub through phone spyware. It's very possible that your phone security has been compromised.
Hire a private investigator. Feed him with all details. Leave nothing out. They are usually very effective. Like stated ab initio, i did'nt. My girl is not in town and my friend did'nt touched the phone. I was scrolling to my inbox to show him b4 the revelation! |
Romance › Re: An Anonymous Threat To My Life by controlseven(op): 4:29pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Abeg_gi: If you can say with certitude that you did not inadvertently delete the text, then, if I were you, I would consider the possibility that the phone may have been compromised with a spyware.
There are various cell phone spyware readily available that would allow an intruder remotely view, monitor and manage calls and text messages. Don't know why this individual would go to such length, though...but I would take the threat seriously. Thanks. Now i'm getting convinced. So it is possible? I suscribe to your spyware theorem. Wonder what i will do to that brute! |
Romance › Re: An Anonymous Threat To My Life by controlseven(op): 4:25pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Abeg_gi: If you can say with certitude that you did not inadvertently delete the text, then, if I were you, I would consider the possibility that the phone may have been compromised with a spyware.
There are various cell phone spyware readily available that would allow an intruder remotely view, monitor and manage calls and text messages. Don't know why this individual would go to such length, though...but I would take the threat seriously. |
Business › Re: Coca-cola Phases Out Returnable Bottles! by controlseven: 4:17pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Good riddance to bad rubbish! 7UP products should follow the queue! These soft drink bottles are disgusting and irritating. Go to our various campuses and behold bottles competing in "dirty competitions". Nigerians tolerate what they are feed with because the appropriate authorities prefer to look the other way. These companies don't try such sh*t abroad where standards are enforced! |
Romance › Re: An Anonymous Threat To My Life by controlseven(op): 3:56pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Mynd-44: Talk to the girl dude. And I don't think a text can de retrieved by the sender. You probably deleted it by mistake. Only the girl can complain this so talk to her Thanks bro but i'm sure i did'nt delete the message. Just that i want to unmask the person without my girl's knowledge. Does it mean that there is no known technology to trace unknown calls? |
Romance › Re: An Anonymous Threat To My Life by controlseven(op): 3:24pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
larrymoore: Call d cops or.... Nigerian Police? LOL. Can they retrieve the missing sms or trace the call? |