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Come dis small OP, u dey mad? U wan spoil our runs? If i catch u, i'll tell u say kaki no be leather...... Common open ur legs joh!

Ooopps! See problem i hav wit smart phones and touch screens.....i didn't mean open this shitty thread...... Seriously looking 4 okada now!

*Struggles with my boxers*
Opens my zippers...
Brings out my Anaconda...
Pisses on OP's ugly face...
*Searches for d MODs*
Pisses on their heads for bringing dis 2 d front page...
*Removes my boxers entirely*
Pooopoooosss on the thread. Looks back..... smiling at d good job done! See ya....

Dis Devil sef! Each time i wan watch match for TV na so NEPA go take light but if na advert or church programme light go dey. Nawaoooo..

I want to pee.....yes, the other pee!

Told her she speaks queens' English like Patience Jonathan and she begin laugh like mumu......Later she found out what i meant.....na so trouble start ooo. But d girl na olodo true true, i dey enjoy her money pass her punny!

The reason is because Naija Police dey shoot artists while they perform robbery scenes thinking its real. GBAM!

Nuezha: Wake up Nigerians I advise.
Even if you have everything going on well for you today, always remember that even weather can be unpredictably unfair without warning anytime.
Let's fight for a better tomorrow today. Nigeria is in her worst state of corruption as we speak.
(Someone got a contract in a "commission", he was called by some top shots in the commission and told point-blank that the contract was not to be executed. All he needed do was to return cash when he's mobilised and keep an agreed percentage.
Liars will go to hell. This is a truth.
The same sets of contracts have been repeated in 2013 Budget.
Ministries, Agencies, Departments, Commissions etc etc are all guilty of this...OH MY GOD!)
Wake up people!!!

Dats Naija for u! Its been a routine over d yrs. God is watching.....

Mmmnnhh! I foresee a quick change of name by one of them in future...

Chelsea only succeeded in prolonging her "date of death" which will surely come soon! Man U were spectacular! 100% record.

Chelsea in need of a prophet! Off goes Oscar in comes Pharoh abi na Moses!

Ramires sharraapp! U dey claim penalty, u wan take mtn card?............ Dis one way Mikel manage score dey don chop am off side.

Chealsea qualified 4 Europa & not champs league. They are going back to where d belong! Fake champions!

Smartie gurl: wat da heck!! Wats dat attidude gurl? U attackin me?

Report to MODs or i'll stangle u nxt time u lie!

Smartie gurl: Visiting sites lyk(nairaland,naijapals,naij,bbc, vanguard news,Espn etc.) 4 latest happenings,google out answers 2 som questns, gaming, listening 2 music nd radio, dnt realy ping,

Don't really ping? Shut it cow!

Daddy why are u always on top of my mummy every night on bed? Are u John Cena?

Just thinking of 2pac and Micheal Jackson............ Wats da topic sef?

TONTO DIKE! She is mature, humble, industrious and determined even against all odds.

I can only see the hands of the gods....BOKO HARAM killing their Northern brothers.... Kidnapings and MASSOB vs BZM infighting in the east....ACN getting the boots west side....but southward, Niger Delta MILITANTS are getting more and more united, making joint donations to flood victims. Mmmnnnhhh....i smell a rat! Do u?

Richfella: Just saw this:

What is flash SMS?
Flash SMS is an SMS which is displayed on the phone screen immediately upon arrival.

Unless you choose to save the flash message, it will disappear upon navigating away and will not be saved in your inbox.

Please beware that the if several flash messages are sent to one phone, only the latter message will be displayed, and all the previous ones will be overwritten.



Guess you got one of these. Your girl is most likely two-timing, by the way, and the other guy probably got your number from her phone.

On the other hand, it could be a silly prank by some phone nerd who knows you.

Quite educative. I appreciate thee.

Sh*t happens! Guess a similar scenario was replicated some weeks ago. In Transparency International Vs GEJ led FG katakata. PM news wrote trash against the FG then, now karma visits. Lets see who bleeds more.....hahaha

Its a pity dear. If legs were "donatable", i would'nt mind doing it as a corporal work of mercy! God knows best. *truly sobbing*

lolafaj: Your cell phone service provider may have a record of what number the text was sent from – if this is in Nigeria…. Don’t know what to tell you.

I have seen some scary Nigerian movies and people could go to any length to get a girl/guy. Definitely tell your girlfriend what’s going on and if I were you I’ll invest in a handgun (and bullets). Who knows if this coward will actually show-up.

Unfortunately the Nigerian police is useless, this would have been a really easy case.

Can my cell phone provider really help? I guess i will exploit that option! Did u mention a hand gun?..... I don't wana be ALUUed yet, here the complainant easily turns the accussed! Thanks anyway.

lolafaj: Your cell phone service provider may have a record of what number the text was sent from – if this is in Nigeria…. Don’t know what to tell you.

I have seen some scary Nigerian movies and people could go to any length to get a girl/guy. Definitely tell your girlfriend what’s going on and if I were you I’ll invest in a handgun (and bullets). Who knows if this coward will actually show-up.

Unfortunately the Nigerian police is useless, this would have been a really easy case.

Can my cell phone provider really help? I guess i will exploit that option! Did u say a hand gun?..... I don't wana be ALUUed yet. Thanks anyway

Bludeville: [b][/b]
1. have you ever heard of a flash message before? Most nokia s40 phones have this feature, you send a flash message, the person receives it like a text message but it disappears after the person has read it.
2. Speak to your girlfriend, she alone has the answer to your other questions.

Flash message? I'm getting informed more and more. Kudos dude! My problem is how i can fight back without involving my girl. If she has a skeleton in her cupboard, i want to catch her pants down!

fluid26: Brilliant analysis.

OP, there are four people who could've deleted the text. You, your gf, your friend (whom you wanted to show the text), and the unsub through phone spyware. It's very possible that your phone security has been compromised.

Hire a private investigator. Feed him with all details. Leave nothing out. They are usually very effective.

Like stated ab initio, i did'nt. My girl is not in town and my friend did'nt touched the phone. I was scrolling to my inbox to show him b4 the revelation!

[quote author=Abeg_gi]If you can say with certitude that you did not inadvertently delete the text, then, if I were you, I would consider the possibility that the phone may have been compromised with a spyware.

There are various cell phone spyware readily available that would allow an intruder remotely view, monitor and manage calls and text messages. Don't know why this individual would go to such length, though...but I would take the threat seriously.[/quote]Thanks. Now i'm getting convinced. So it is possible? I suscribe to your spyware theorem. Wonder what i will do to that brute!

[quote author=Abeg_gi]If you can say with certitude that you did not inadvertently delete the text, then, if I were you, I would consider the possibility that the phone may have been compromised with a spyware.

There are various cell phone spyware readily available that would allow an intruder remotely view, monitor and manage calls and text messages. Don't know why this individual would go to such length, though...but I would take the threat seriously.[/quote]

Good riddance to bad rubbish! 7UP products should follow the queue! These soft drink bottles are disgusting and irritating. Go to our various campuses and behold bottles competing in "dirty competitions". Nigerians tolerate what they are feed with because the appropriate authorities prefer to look the other way. These companies don't try such sh*t abroad where standards are enforced!

[quote author=Mynd-44]Talk to the girl dude. And I don't think a text can de retrieved by the sender. You probably deleted it by mistake.
Only the girl can complain this so talk to her[/quote]Thanks bro but i'm sure i did'nt delete the message. Just that i want to unmask the person without my girl's knowledge. Does it mean that there is no known technology to trace unknown calls?

larrymoore: Call d cops or....

Nigerian Police? LOL. Can they retrieve the missing sms or trace the call?