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Abeg diz pictures are eating up my data bundles! I dey comot from here jare......Hey driver, chere ka opu a.

shagarri: ^^ This plus roasted maize = orgas.m of the taste buds

Yesoo, UBE one is ten naira but with OKA is forty naira! Mmmnnn!

Missy_B: And this?

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Nnaa lekwanu udara nwannu! Ndi obodo anyi si na ona ato ka "ihe nwanyi" Is dat true?

I vowed to leave him except he joined the armnesty programme. He obliged by submitting a cutlass, now we are enjoying!

okpara damian: Runs her admission 4 her wit my money,pay her house rent,still yet, she continue prolonging me of sleeping wit her,at last another man disvirgin her,i nok my self any time i remember dis.but other girls ar seeing d revenge now.

But hw come na? I think say u be girl, abi u wan use intimacy gadget? Lol

iykofias: Stayin wit her in hospital during exam period.

Da best act of luv so far. Feel ya!

Hehehe! Dis sucking matter is very tempting ooo. *Abeg make i enjoy my banana joh* Opens mouth......

Pls Governor, u need not soil ur hands flogging those incompetents. Just make me ur commissioner for "corporal purnishments and related matters", then u shall bother no more! I have a good track record oookkkk!

Smartie gurl: Lolzz! Seriously am shot of words. OMG! The young man neva knew he waz gona recieve lashes lyk a kid. Wel gud 4 hm though, guez dey won't hesistate 2 gv dat community light again. Realy funny o

*Puupuus on ur comment* I'm suffering from running stomach for days! *Puupuus more* Then dashes out in search of next victim!

Twinkle twinkle little star
How i wonder what u are?
Up above............*sleeps*

Damned risky stunt! What if the child had died? I hope nobody copies her.

@Easy G, I sincerely apologise to you in particular and the People of earth in general for our invasion or rather visitation to your locality last night. Don't fear anymore because we came in peace! Our mission was to be covert. I personally saw you and your wife peeping from the window but i chose not to silence you. But now that you have gone public, we are compelled to revisit you once again. I'm sorry but you should have kept your mouth shut! Tick! Tick! Says the time!

Permit me to juxtapose this abysmal brouhaha vis-a-vis ethnological etiquette of the Yoruba race as a certified gerontologist. It is germane to infer with no iota of perjury that messrs OBJ and FASHOLA are embryologically encombered such that em...em..em.... SOS! Honorable Patrick! Save me. If you concur please conclude!

*Cleaning my guns* This phase must be for women militants just like YOUWIN programme or else casalaa go burst! Where ma female warriors, hit'em up!

Mad men and Nigerian airports! People go claim madness one day hijack plane....i dey laff.

"All we wanna do is drugs and party" If that statement is a true reflection of American educational system, then Nigeria should be a rehabilitation centre! Abi de girl na natural olodo?

Dear Azuka Onwuka, i don't know ur gender, nomatter which male or female, i must KISS u. But truly u deserve more than a kiss for this piece! We can arrange something better next time. For now, take this honey.....muuuuuusssssssssss.

Caught after they must have sold the major weapons? The 22 rifles found on board were actually those rejected by their customers. Expect more kidnapping, armed robbery and piracy soon. Catch Russians ke!

*Whispering* This guy is an "Ijaw mafian" like he admitted. Grant him licence and he'll shift the goal post! Chai, own goals go plenty ooo....

Smartie gurl: Dats one thng i hate abt dis guz,they play the ball nd they deny scoring the goal, if he wants he can deny the kid,who cares?

Who u be self? Abeg park well! Any guy don deny u b4, seems u're talking from experience right?

If state of origin must be abolished, then we must also do away with the "federal character principle", "quota system", "catchment centre policy", ethnicty and every other discriminatory notions in our national life.

bukfal: Na so...
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 ˚°yimu!..

I'm surrogate mama. Bring on da contract, i deliver without qualms!

Dropping babies off ma bowels aint no big deal. Always go to da damn room reading ma Hardley Chase novels...

bigblxd: I was told of a Muslim woman dat was in labour wit excruciating pains for more than a day without sucess. Suddenly she started shouting Jesus, Jesus, Jesus but the nurse reminded her that she is muslim but she continued and replied dat all the women who came here since yesterday and shouted dat name has delivered and gone home leaving her behind. It didn't take longer than 10 minutes after then dat she was delivered of her baby. This is a true live story pls. Big UP for our women!

Da craziest post ever! Lol

I don laugh so tee trailer jam me as i dey com back from church!

I pledge to Nigeria my country where the impossible is made possible....I thought "immaculate conception" was the greatest child bearing mystery until i heard this "sedative delivery"....Naija i hail thee.....UK keep the names of the couple hidden biko! *whispering*....we know their names.

Salami back? Kudos to NJC. What a fight to finish! GEJ should get some credits though.

Don't break up with a lady, make up with ladies. Or else...

"Self acclaimed General Overseer of St. Bottles Cathedral"....WTF! Is dat 4 real? But come ooo, step-father bleeping step-daughter no be news 4 Naija na! We don upgrade tee tee..

Accumulated "conji" can be very dangerous especially when discharged at old age. I refuse to be born by this man! Mbanuuuuuu!!!

Science can be beautiful especially in a case like this. U were strong even without ur heart for a long while. I wish you lived longer bro....joining you later ok.

Patiently waiting for this el classico! Nairaland i hail thee.