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bobbyruffy: Haba! When will our National dailies stop givin us half-baked news? I'm an eyewitness. Several damages where made. A corper was burnt alive, (may his soul rest in peace), several people were matchetted with little or no hopes of survivals. Though d JTF has taken over d area as at 4pm today. I really thanked God 4 my life.

Why are corp members always at the recieving end during crisis like this? NYSC should be completely scraped if things continue this way.

She should join Islam for Muslems section and stay glued. Loads of inspiration i tell ya.....

9 coaches in 9 yrs under rich Roman! What a record! ......as a patriot, i nominate Sampson Siasia as the next chelsea coach.

Dis one go dey suck "money" pass ashawo! ....(10 mins TV streaming = 2k) for short time!

Quite commendable! I may not be the best of his fans but I believe if he builds a university tomorrow, his poor members can afford the fees unlike what is obtainable in other so called "Men Of God" owned universities.

Obviously, the zenith and mother of all kidnappings! Insecurity should be awarded "Man of the Year 2012" in Nigeria. SMH for our dead leaders!

Go on Bended Knees and then Cry a River! That is the only way she'll confirm u're truly in love......Goodluck cry cry baby!

This Nollywood movie is getting interesting!

Oddities are made in abroad!

Mine was cli.toris. Always found it difficult labelling that part of the body!

Laughing my self to sleep.....

Blame it on Goodluck Ebele Jonathan!......i thought only govt officials are corrupt in Nigeria?......i dey laugh!

[quote author=fr_evangel]Some are simply mixing it up. MTN is giving her a Plane or an option of 64million. NOT THE CASH EQUIVALENT!!! Get your facts straight before you start yarning![/quote]Dat's the point! Everybody should be informed of this simple fact.

Yes! I saw it in the latest comedy movie "Fools Paradise". SMH!

I dreamt where mukina placed my topic on Nairaland's frontpage & the comments generated up to 100 pages...........i only woke up to realize that i've been banned for a previous "garri" comment!

Soon, everybody will be a MOG in Nigeria....We mis-interprete the bible & some say its full of contradictions.

Na de man de born de children? See belle.....

mallorca: Liverpool don dey work alone dis days oo
I heard a win for Liverpool is similar to women menstrual cycle it comes once in a month


Manchester United Ontop

Dat is wicked! LWKMD

Odinaka00: So bleeping dry

U wan wet?

fredoooooo: this chelsea female physioterapist don come again

Dat lady is d secret to Chealsea success. FA must luk into dis ojoro....

kuzzieOtiz: Hahahaha John Terry is crying.

Yes for all his misdeeds! Woman wrapper.....

Kanu Nwankwo almost scored for liverpool now! Papilo flog blues well well....

Just can't stop LOLing at CPC's sudden shouts of blue murder. Has the predator turned the prey? Unlike the pre-Okupe's era in GEJ administration, CPC and ACN would always attack the PDP led govt with reckless abandon taking the weak Reuben Abati to the cleaners. Now Okupe is attacking while the rest are defending.....such is life!

A time to pull some slaps for previous misdeeds.

Dat was in primary 2. I was d most handsome boy in our school (private). My pretty aunty will always buy gifts 4 me. She often takes me to her house and make me do things to her.....i enjoyed those monents.

[quote author=Okija_juju][b]Here is a spoiler..

At the beginning, it starts with a nigga in pants & singlet rolling in the mud screaming like a little biitch as a dude walks around him and whips him with a really big as`s koboko.. The first comment on the video is 'Knack am for head' Then a dialogue in the backgroud between the camera man and someone else.. the other person was apparently disgusted and was saying that they (The assailants) would kill the guy, and the video man say 'NO, ehn no go die', and continues egging the assainlants who had on a vest written 'ANSU (Anambra State University) Anti-cult and were holding pump-action rifle to shoot the nigga leg.

Its nothing like the ALUU video in terms of 'graphic rating.. in this case, there is no blood, the camera is of average quality and the nigga being beaten is still partially clothed.. The is being whipped with a koboko by 3 pump-action rifle weilding guys.. There was a point in the video where one of them pumped the rifle like he was about to bust-a-cap in the nigga leg.. Biitches started to scream and run like pusssies..


IMDB rating;

Live Action: 5
Camera Quality: 4
Audio: 7
Set: 4
Comedy: 6 (the conversation between the cameraman and one dude was hilarious..)


[/b][/quote]Funny dude! No need 2 watch it again cos u've summarized d scenario...

If no be say my teeth don comot finish, i for laugh very very well for dis bus. NEXT........Conversation with my kidnapper!

They better start coming back quickly b4 relief materials for flood victims get exhausted!

Smartie gurl: then y not advice them to introduce there daughters 2 there old friends as well or beta stil sleep with dia pretty daughters then we can now cal it fun.

Shit happens!

Smartie gurl: lolzz! A reasonable old man would neva want 2 destroy a gurl old enuf 2 be his daughter. if he can't stick 2 his wife, den is a CURSE!

Did u say destroy? Nope! D r/shp is symbiotic in nature 4 d good of all...

Smartie gurl: Is a curse!

Shaaaaaaraaaaaap! Wetin be curse? Age is notin but a number!