Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC. 16
20. RUGA United. 15



Meanwhile, the managers of 12th and 13th placed team are under immense pressure to get back to the top of the table where they exchange 1st and 2nd spot respectively before Fatoyinbo United who were languishing on the bottom of the table before signing their merciless striker popularly and dreadfully known as Mr. Krest claimed the top spot with no end in sight in ceeding the spot because COZA City FC is trailing them by one point. However, third placed team, Busola FC is on goal drought after the famous win over Fatoyinbo United over the weekend even though many people called for the use of VAR before awarding the 3 points to Busola FC. Both Pastors and Reactors teams are doing pretty fine on the table as both team manage a draw in their last match with 2 outstanding game for Pastor FC which could see them in third place if they win both thereby qualifying them for next season's Hell Champions League. The accord between Suicide United and Sniper City FC is unexplainable as both teams keep trailing one another after promotion from Non League to Premier League in 2015 when the incumbent FA president , Muhammad Buhari won the election. Many have castigated Buhari for influencing the rise of these two teams by using his power to promote them to the Premier League. Buhari denied the allegation by stating that his childhood team which is Herdsmen Palace FC is not doing fine on the table and is bound to be relegated because spectators are not interested in watching HPFC matches, hence the reason for the low turnout on social media stadia.
As it stands now, lovers of the Nigeria Social Media League are certain that the current spot occupied by Fatoyinbo United will be shortlive because Big Brother Naija Destroyers FC has gained promotion to the elite league after a year in the second divison. This is because they have the biggest stadium for home and away games in the NSML.
No one bothers about the activities and matches of 17th placed team i.e No Ministers United because its not up to six months they gained promotion to the competition.
Lastly, RUGA United fans were disappointed after claiming a point in their last match despite having 90% possession.







We get the kinda leaders/rulers we deserved. Why won't our leaders play us as they wish when we celebrate irrelevant nonsense.
(c) Foolishmasses

ahahahahaha this guy you too funny.

touch not my anointed and do my preeq no harm......ahahahahaha.

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sorry okonji iweala is from delta state.

Benekruku:
You will never find a Dangote truck where it is most needed.

sarcasm i guess...

Benekruku:
You will never find a Dangote truck where it is most needed.

sarcasm i guess...

SmellingAnus:
Ironically... Girls like this wey I don meet...

1. Love fvck well well
2. Sabi moan well well
3. Sabi dey caring.
4. Get good heart despite say dem Sabi fvck every Tom Dick and Harry.
5. Hard working...
6. Their small breast dey very sensitive...
7. Their Puna get fairly nice odour/smell Etc....

Note... This one no be generalization but from personal experience with the ones I don relate with....

guy my love for slim girl na like 5 and 6.

Na this kind of girl na him i dey like. slim shady...my love for slim girls na like 5 and 6.

SLAP44:


Why I no go proud?

Which person from your tribe has ever achieved that feat?

Show us where sanwo olu has spent money since winning or get back under your brown roof and hide.

savagery.......he needs that respond. ahahaha

jkaro:
One governor that has done little or nothing for delta state..
Some state are getting better just like River state but over here we suffering and smiling.
Past Governors of this state done better than this very Okowa of a governor

sharrap there wetin uduaghan do before him leave there, that complete failure wen nor fit do anything for warri and the entire state.....

Nice bill.

delusional brains at that federal government.

Abeg wetin EFCC get to do with case of certificate forgery.

gaskiyamagana:
It is becos of the babe he joined the church. Mission accomplished.

I tell you, the guy na baddo.

make them go do this one for North when bandit, kidnappers and herdsmen and Boko Haram don finish.

should now start frying bread
No go fry gas.....

[quote author=LisaAnne post=77920025]so what should we do[/quote

fry kerosene. ... [quote author=LisaAnne post=77920025]so what should we do[/quote

fry kerosene. ...

Divay22:
And her mum, the ring leader.

she is the ring setter and parker......money brings happiness. wise decision she took....lol

Divay22:
And her mum, the ring leader.

she is the ring setter and parker......money brings happiness. wise decision she took....lol

Mophasa:
This amazing couple has set the internet on fire as the bride was pictured smoking a stick of Cigar as her man looks on romantically,what do you think.

More below

https://www.viewsnaija.com/2019/04/checkout-this-pretty-lady-smoking-cigar.html?m=1

The best pretty wedding photo have even seen here on nairaland, if only the woman i will marry will agree to do this for me in our pre wedding photo.

myuniben:
This buildings below is the University of Maiduguri ( UNIMAID ) new senate building named after President Muhammadu Buhari.

Source https://www.myuniben.com.ng/2019/04/beautiful-pictures-of-unimaid-senate.html

Nice one but let me ask, how them want take sit down without fear for that building before you know bum, see race. i wonder if people still dey go school for that zone.

PussyKing:
Oh God
May thunder fire Buhari First
Then fire Tinubu
Fire Osinbajo
And Then Amaechi
Then fire Poverty

ahahaha...this guy you funny ooo, you dey vex since yesterday....lmao.

desiredhome:


It takes a criminal to support criminals, your mentor FFK is a slowpoke and can only be greater than you that has no value in life, the reason they confine you to perpetual poverty. Because you are so blind by sentiment, that's the reason you can't see anything good in Amechi, for your information, wike or FFK can never be a match to Amechi.

I am not a politician so it's not my business who won an election but you must speak the truth.

what truth mumu, so you like the killings abi, you low life that will remain in poverty till death do you and poverty apart, hate that you have for ffk and wike will consume you, for your information this same wike that fought for this Amaechi to make him the governor of River state when celestine omeya won the election 2007 which wike fought to remove celestine out for Amaechi to become the governor due to the primary issue, so take your miserable life by committing suicide,transformer or lagoon is more better.

desiredhome:


Sorry bros, maybe you are the criminal called FFK, just bear in your mind that Amechi is better and greater than you in all sphere. You can continue in your bitterness and anger, else locate any transformer closer to you.

see someone that is already in pains insulting someone that is greater than your entire lineage and generation is talking like i said before you need to take your psychiatric medicine or better still go and commit suicide because wike has won the election and nothing you can do or go jump inside lagoon you miserable nuisance.

desiredhome:
Frustrated FFK, the criminal, this empty brain is still in sivia pain after 5 years.......
How is Rivers politics your headache

you are the one that is in sifia pains.
you need to take your medicine.

[quote author=daddytime post=76810185]Kill her..joking oo

I no even understand how and why una dey mumu for women matter aswear....women wey jabrata for town sotey e don become buy one get two free?

You were/are dating an unrepentant whoring bitch who'd never change. You'd be doomed if you wifed this bitch.

Her actions were premeditated without any recourse or remorse to your feelings.

She isn't sorry for cheating on you...she's mad at herself for getting caught and busted because she'd be losing all the goodies from your end with which she and her original boyfriend were flexing on.

You were just a spare tyre means to an end funding another man's pussy and paying him handsomely for fuckiing his own pussy indirectly.

To the pit latrine girl...her question would be " why didn't I carry my brother along in this work" she'd have a hard time forgiving herself but she has learnt a new lesson for her next victim. Her work for never tear and you for still dey for e-dating (whatever that means). Me I dey live for real world and deal with every issue as such.

For your mind you get babe for Nigeria...how a man who is awoke will buy a story of my cousin slept in my house so so and so time is mind boggling.

The other part wey make me laff come pee for body...na say na the number of times wey she Bleep una come dey argue about...whadaheck? This just gave me an idea to develop an app or meter that could tell how many dickks has gone in and out a pussyy same for a dickk...na you go be my first customer for this amazing product wey I wan invent...

Are there no women in your neck of the woods in the Abroad.

Me thinks only weak men who are looking for some cheap naive girls who they can impress and oppress with whatever opt for this kinda mail order bride arrangement.

Find woman around you wey dey see the same kevel wey your eye dey see marry am you and am go work well because you both know whats up...

Anywhere wey man dey fit make him life get sense na im be him Lagos or abroad o...

Na toilet full the streets pass these days I don tell una...
I hail una...

You must shine eye for today's world like my daughter here...

the best reply i have ever seen on nairaland kudos bro.

Ok na, this one go hit thiefinubu hard for him heart... ahahaha.

Because himself nor know who him go vote for, that's why him dey look where him wife press her tomb put... remain in daura after today....ahahahaha.

[quote author=Abortions post=75607754]Abeg Wetin Chelsea play [/quote


Them finish them 6 kundo.

dainformant:
Yesterday, it was reported that a woman was publicly humiliated and stripped totally unclad on the order of a prominent politician in Ika local government area of Delta state.

Hon. Chief Friday Eluro, a high chief from Owanta area and a special assistant to the Delta state governor - allegedly ordered his boys to humiliate the woman for insulting him.

The woman named Dada who is a mother of one and said to be mentally unstable, was tied up, stripped unclad and beaten by the youths as seen in a viral video posted online.

According to activist Prince Emefiele Harrison, the politician has been arrested and is currently detained at the Delta state CID in Asaba.

Report also has it that Hon. Eluro has been sacked by the Delta state governor over the shameful and brutal act on the woman.

Investigation into the matter is still ongoing.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/02/hon-chief-friday-eluro-arrested-after-beating-woman-for-insulting-him.html

see previous thread >>. https://www.nairaland.com/5009243/lady-stripped-unclad-paraded-insulting

The governor of the state just fired the guy today.
Okowa Orders Sack Of Aide For Violent Behaviour And Assault On A Lady

Delta State Governor, Senator Ifeanyi Okowa on Friday ordered the sack of Mr Friday Eluro who was caught on video assaulting a woman.

The Governor in a statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Charles Aniagwu said the Governor frowned at the unwarranted assault on a woman especially from an appointee of government who ought to ensure that rule of law is observed in all situations.

"Governor Okowa having watched the video of the assault on a certain woman has directed that the appointment of Mr Friday Eluro as Security Aide be terminated forthwith to serve as deterrent to others”.

"In the last three and half years, our administration have worked so hard to entrench the enduring peace in our state and we will not sit back and fold our hands to watch appointees of government or any other person no matter how highly placed in the society to take laws into their hands”.

He warned appointees of government to be of good behaviour and always remember that they are ambassadors of government and are supposed to be role models in the society.

Beyond sacking of the Aide, the Governor has also directed full investigation into the incident with a view to serving the interest of justice.

ikorodureporta:

Engilish isn't my lankwache..

See as the mumu go disgrace himself, go school well make you read and understand before you comment him so no alamajiris......

This opio and drunkard don't have anything to say or is not true before that the dullard said he will equal the naira with the dollar before mumu ashawo..

omonaijiria:
BREAKING: Another Faux Pas! Buhari Hands Over APC Flag To 'Our Governortorial Candidate


Buhari was to hand over the party's flag to the Delta State governorship candidate of the party. However, he said: "I am handing over this flag of honour to our presidential candidate." When the man to his left corrected him, saying "gubernatorial", Buhari responded with "to our senatorial candidate". Again, the man corrected him, saying "gubernatorial". This time, Buhari said: "governortorial candidate".

One day after erroneously claiming at a campaign rally to have ascended power on May 19, 2015, President Muhammadu Buhari on Thursday committed another error at a campaign rally.

Speaking on Wednesday at the presidential campaign rally of the All Progressives Congress (APC) held in Lokoja, capital of Kogi State, Buhari had told the crowd: "I assure you that I am very aware of your appreciation of the efforts for what we were able to deliver since came in 19th of May, 2015."

On Thursday, at the end of his speech after another presidential campaign rally in Warri, Delta State, Buhari was to hand over the party's flag to the Delta State governorship candidate of the party,

However, he said: "I am handing over this flag of honour to our presidential candidate."

When the man to his left corrected him, saying "gubernatorial", Buhari responded with "to our senatorial candidate".

Again, the man corrected him, saying "gubernatorial". This time, Buhari said: "governortorial candidate".


Another Faux Pas! Buhari Hands Over APC Flag To 'Our Governortorial Candidate'


http://saharareporters.com/2019/01/17/breaking-another-faux-pas-buhari-hands-over-apc-flag-our-governortorial-candidate

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojH8tRYMpRg

This man na total clown......ahahaha

holutee:
Lol

Ahahhahahahhaha.