[quote author=karnafiu03 post=74595496]Rivers State presidential Election coming FEB


No of Registered Voters= 5,142,328
No of Accreditted Voters= 4,874,236
No of Valid Votes= 4,874,042
No of Invalid Votes= 142

No of Votes Casted for each Party

AA= 43
AAC= 5
ADP= 13
APC= 114
PT= 11
PDP= 4,761,051


I love this...ahahaha

sarrki:



https://punchng.com/ive-been-fair-to-igbo-despite-low-votes-says-buhari/

Any reasonable president will not say such from his mouth, i wonder what kind of president we have in this country......failure.nepotism, tribalistic.

[quote author=accused post=74533662]na dose him gay cow pictures him dey look,we known he can not read according to the Judas of ubiama.




Dullard for sure, he doesn't read Just looking at pictures, whats my business.

May the good lord bless her for her kind gesture.

30 billion with that her dunlop slippers chest.

Made4naijablog:
Make sure you have 30 billion in your account before I can date you- Lady brags


source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2018/08/man-seen-washing-his-clothes-in-the-middle-of-the-road-video/

See as her chest be like dunlop slippers...

ChangeIsCostant:
Apostle Chibuzor Gift Chinyere, the general overseer of Omega Power Ministry Worldwide (OPM) in Port-Harcourt, Rivers state - pulled a Christmas prank on a female Taxi driver whom he "tried" to engage her services. 

The pastor was about to take few less privileged kids out for a round of treat, he decided to do something unusual before they proceed.

There is a popular female taxi driver who was always seen working so hard to meet up, it was very clear that all wasn't well with her as her taxi was worn out and was no longer road worthy even though she still managed it despite its bad state, and for a woman, that was very unusual.

The pastor who had silently noticed her, asked for her to be brought to his house with a motive of helping her out of her difficult situation which was of course oblivious(unknown) to the female taxi driver and people around. 

He asked for her services, asking that she conveys some goods to his village, Ohanku. She agreed affirmatively and charged him 10,000 Naira but later brought it down to 7,000 Naira after the pastor bargained .

It was not a hidden fact that the old taxi couldn't comfortably embark on such long journey due to its crappy condition but the female taxi driver pleaded to manage. She couldn't miss out on the money as it would go a long way to help her, so she preferred to manage.

The pastor studied her for a while before making his real intentions known, he didn't want to hire her but actually wanted to gift her a better vehicle so that she could drive something more appealing. 

It was all mixed feelings of laughter,shock, joy and excitement for the woman and everyone present. The woman couldn't control the outburst of emotions that erupted within her as she broke down in tears and thanked him profusely. 

The pastor did a good job in pulling a Christmas prank and everyone fell for it. 

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/12/apostle-chibuzor-gift-chinyere-gives-female-taxi-driver-new-car.html

May the good lord bless the man in jesus mighty name..Amen. this made me to share tears of joy. Am so happy for lady.

Boss13:
I don’t think this guy makes his money via Music alone

No na that guy is an investor, business in the game.

That maybach is fucking expensive ride damn.

No need for more details, them don chew the snake, meat don show.

Then voting the dullard will take us back to 1983 and take us to hell......stupid oshio-ole.

17Ebiscoo:
Former governor of Abia State, Orji Kalu, has reacted to the vice presidential debate involving Prof. Yemi Osinbajo of the All Progressives Congress, APC, the VP candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Dr. Peter Obi and three other vice presidential candidates on Friday.

Kalu said that the debate would have been a great opportunity for the former ruling party to apologise to Nigerians for the damage they caused for 16 years.

Vice President Osinbajo and former Anambra Governor, Obi clashed yesterday in a political debate in Abuja ahead of 2019 presidential election.

Other participants in the debate were: Umma Getso YPP; Alhaji Abdulganiyu Galadima, ACPN; and Khadijah Abdullahi-Iya, ANN.

Kalu praised the performance of Osinbajo, tweeting, “Yesterday was a perfect opportunity to say”we are sorry”for 16 years of looting spree unfortunately it wasn’t utilised.

“Prof.Osinbajo @ProfOsinbajo gave a sterling stewardship account of the “recovery” process under PMB @MBuhari. We are proud of you.
#2019Debate #NextLevel.”

http://mcebiscoo.com/2018/12/15/2019-vp-debate-uzor-kalu-reacts-osinbajos-performance-reveals-one-thing-obi-done/

See this big thief dey call person thief, big ole ole when still get corruption case when he nor go fit escape idiot, as if he was not a governor understand that same platform for 8years mumu orji kalu, i never see igbo man when foolish reach this man.

This one nor get any thing to talk apart from corruption, i tire for this talk when nor dey end but still una still dey thief the money any how....abeg make him garrat out there.

[quote author=estyvino post=71368868]Don't take this news to Buhari, he would love to do the same .





Abeg make una nor kill me with laugh, this one weak me ahahaha.....Lmao.

Justnora:
Well I stopped at you no longer remitting money back that is an offense even if you are not paid you have to leave the job than stealing. Now your actions is going to affect innocent lives this is Nigeria where you know once you have money you can win any court case even murder.

So my dear kindly refund the little you have apologize and quit tho its painful but it is going to save you a lot of stress

Who told you,they can not do him anything its just a treath

koolkidcletus:
Canada has become the first G7 country to completely legalize recreational weed.

Well here’s some good news for those of you living North of the border. It was just announced on Tuesday that Canada has legalized recreational marijuana use after the country’s two legislative chambers approved the Cannabis Act.

According to reports, the bill will allow anyone over the age of 18 to possess no more than 30 grams of marijuana. It also allows adults to sell cannabis as well as grow up to four plants in their home, making Canada the second country in the world after Uruguay to legalize recreational marijuana use, and the first G7 nation to do so.

“We’ve just witnessed a historic vote for Canada. The end of 90 years of prohibition. Transformative social policy, I think. A brave move on the part of the government,” the bill’s sponsor Sen. Tony Dean told the CBC. “Now we can start to tackle some of the harms of cannabis. We can start to be proactive in public education. We’ll see the end of criminalization and we can start addressing Canada’s $7 billion illegal market. These are good things for Canada.”

It’s reported that Canada will go legal within 8-12 weeks allowing provinces, municipalities, law enforcement, and other entities to prepare for the new law.

Now the real question remains when will the United States follow in suit? Hopefully sooner than later now.





SOURCE: https://thugmp3.com/canada-passes-bill-to-legalize-recreational-marijuana-use/

This is good news,Nigeria should follow same line.

Thegeneralqueen:
Just look at what our p**y is making this grown men do



I enjoyed myself watching this d*cks fight

Women i fear una.chia see wetin pussy cause.

Look at those fucking morons fighting under the rain because of pussy chia,wetin this dey cause sha,i nor knw wetin God take creat that thing when too sweet for people to dey die for .

dre11:






http://pmexpressng.com/wife-prays-before-robbery-operations-dosumu/

The truth is that, the guy needs rehabilitation, sentencing him back to prison will still not do him good.

Thegeneralqueen:
Cars gotten from the money he stole from Psquare

Ahahahaha Ahahahaha
Ahahahaha, this guy you wicked ooo. Ahahahaha Ahahahaha.

Shay people dey talk say them abandon the airport project, wetin be this now, mumu people.

Sunnynwa:


https://www.instagram.com/p/BjMqjqEjOq5/?hl=en

So so lovely, very happy for them, congratulations Mr and Mrs Ffk.

Issakendrick:
According to reports, A Nigerian lady survives, after being butchered by her husband for trying to dump him.

Mhiz Diamond Who Shared The News On Facebook Wrote:

Just because of Little misunderstanding
A man did dis to his wife....
One word for the man

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/05/24/man-machetes-her-wife-for-trying-to-dump-him-graphic-photos/

What is even going on in this country, who did we offend sef. God please save our daughters and sisters out there that are married and the unmarried ones.

Braveryy:
Experienced and tested advice needed please.
I used to have a perfect relationship with a sister, every every worked well, until she began to keep too many male friends and they wouldn't stop asking her out.

I made her understand I wasn't comfortable with it, even if she claimed she was doing nothing with any of them, and truly I never did catch her but her chats with them will give anybody a different idea. They visited at will (and randomly cos it isn't just one guy) and will stay in closed doors 'gisting like she calls it'.

Well, I had to find a way out of the mess she was doing to my heart, so I broke up with her.

Twas really hard for her to get over me, and bla bla bla... She did try to get me back anyway, but I just couldn't bring myself back.

Fast forward...
I have another beauty now, and we've gotten along fine together. She is Meek, and this means she could be good to anyone, and anyone could be her friend...
She knows about my ex. initially, twas hatred my ex displayed for her, but now...

A day came and my ex came to my house to tell me, she's tried her best to get over me, and I couldn't help her heal, she's going to help herself and find a way to revenge.

Lately, she's almost always with my gf currently, she wants to go where my gf is going... Always in her room... In fact always with her. Somehow, I feel unsafe with it.

I've told my gf I don't like it like it, but I can't do more than that. Any good advice can help me right now.

Please just tell your current girl friend to stop seeing her, because it's very dangerous because she might have another motive or confront her to know what she wants from your girlfriend,both of you should be careful of your ex.

DONSMITH123:



http://dailypost.ng/2018/05/17/presidency-reacts-video-igp-idris-struggling-read-speech-kano/

See wetin this idiot dey talk, so the man that was reading for him was doctored too, fools like you that will believe that crap that is coming from your pussy mouth. Let the truth be told and we should stop deceiving ourselves.

gurnam:


Tell me one power minister in the history of Nigeria that have given you power more than this minister.

Hate kills

Where you take get light, let's be truthful to our selves.

sarrki:



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/05/no-iota-truth-allegation-igp-idris-tells-saraki/amp/

Same IG that can not read speech written for him,how can he label them political criminals and you have not finish investigation... Olodolistic IG.

Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHQ3nRSkmDc

Embarrassing footage of IGP Idris struggling to read his speech Transmission, commission


He should resign

I mean, i mean, transmission and commission, i mean, i mean. Olodolistic.

Terminator1234g:
Greatest fellow Nigerians, President Muhammadu Buhari have put up the mandate to us to make Nigeria great again by declaring his intention for second term.
This man means we'll for Nigerians,
He entered office in 2015:
1. And since 2016,boko-haram became handicap to attack and other terrorist groups like ipob are now exterminated and their leader dead somewhere.
2. And now Looters are afraid of the name Nigeria.
3. And all is set for the payment of 5000 to all Nigerian youths.
4. And now bag of rice that was N22000 is N5000.
5. And now though dollar is high, it decreasing rate shows that in the next quarter of the year, 000.01 naira will be equal to 1 dollar and perhaps people have never been this rich in other regime compare to our great PMB regime.
6. Millions of employment everyday as those who were even sack are now getting more better jobs.
7. No strikes in our tertiary institutions again.
8. Great infrastructures now showing up every now and then both in the SS, SE, NE, NW, NC, SW... Just name it.
9. Improvement in public health care that even the president son and family are now attended to medically in Nigeria.
10. Nigeria is now written with integrity all over the world that if we can extend PMB tenure to 2023 and even add more years, a permanent seat in the UN is sure for us.
11. Industry are now working that we can now see self-driven cars on our highways.

Let support this man of change forever.
#ISaiBaba #ISaiChange
Written by an educated elite.

Funny guy... Ahahahaha Ahahahaha, buhari and his family now attended to medically in Nigeria.. I laugh again ahahahaha Ahahahaha funny guy.

itsdumebi:
@POLITICSNGR

President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday surprised attendees at the commissioning of a new EFCC building today in Abuja when he picked a wad of dollar notes and started counting them.

After inaugurating the building said to be worth N25 billion, President Muhammadu Buhari went on inspection. When he got to the exhibition stand, he was shown some recovered loot and the president held a wad of dollars to the amazement of many, including Ibrahim Magu, acting chairman of the commission.

PoliticsNGR has been furnished with a transcript of his speech at the event, read it below;

This is another milestone in our determined and collective fight against corruption.

2. Throughout my journey in national service and since 2015, I have made a very conscious decision to pursue a vigorous fight against corruption in public life.

3. Since 2015, we have made significant progress in the fight against corruption. Everyone now knows that corrupt officials will be held to account, no matter how long it takes.

4. We have recovered and are still recovering trillions of naira that were stolen in the past few years by people without conscience.

5. We are pursuing recoveries everywhere and are making sure that anyone who has been found culpable is made to answer for his or her crime under the law.

6. It is my hope and expectation that the judiciary, which is a critical stakeholder and partner in the war against corruption, would continue to collaborate with the Executive to bring corrupt people to book.

7. Permit me to also seize this opportunity to call on the Legislature which provides the legal framework for the anti-corruption war to add more verve to the determination of government to rid our nation of the brazen corruption witnessed in recent years, through reviewing archaic provisions in our laws and proactive passage of new legislation.

8. Ladies and gentlemen, an American author and philanthropist, Anthony Robbins once said: “The only impossible journey is the one you never begin." He was saying, in other words, that if you are determined, no obstacle will be big enough to stand in your way.

9. What I see here is not only a structure of concrete and metal, I see in this edifice, the resolve of Nigerians to fight corruption. But structures are not the whole story. We must CHANGE our ways of handling public trust. Corruption not only kills governments but destroys societies. It is the major reason why we are struggling with basic developmental issues that other comparable nations have long overcome.

10. War of corruption is not an easy one to fight, because it affects so many different branches of our lives, so much that some people do not even consider breaking trust is anymore a crime. It has become the norm. That is why we must fight this attitude and encourage Nigerians to CHANGE their attitudes and perspectives.

11. The goal of this Administration is to ensure the protection of public trust, and the anti-corruption war is at its centre. We never intended, and we are not engaged in witch-hunts, but we are determined within the laws to call people to account.

12. It is for this reason that we appeal to Nigerians to support regulatory agencies like Economic and Financial Crimes Commission because fighting corruption is everyone’s concern. I call on the Judiciary and the National Assembly to join hands in this national effort.

13. I am glad to note that quite a number of nations are signifying interest to help us tighten their laws and enter into agreements with Nigeria to repatriate not only stolen funds but to make the culprits face due process of law.

14. We are committed to working with our foreign friends to stop the inflow of stolen funds from Nigeria into their countries and recovering what is there already. These assets, when repatriated will be put to building our infrastructure.

15. It is my pleasure to perform the opening ceremony of the ‘’Economic and Financial Crimes Commission’s Headquarters’’.

https://politicsngr.com/efcc-building-president-buhari-counts-looted-dollars-photos/

Story for the God's, look at all the thieves them eyes around there. But how come we still dey pay for subsidy of petrol when them say them don cancel subsidy of petrol but they have been paying trillions of naira, na who them dey fool, na them self scam government. All of them na thief. Ole Ole.

Faithway10:
From; Amagitesblog.com

Co-convener of pro-democracy group, Concerned Nigerians, and PDP's former director of new media, Deji Adeyanju has told EFCC to investigate Dubai-based Nigerian big boy, Hushpuppi's source of wealth.

He tweeted;

"I want to commend EFCC for this good job. More work needs to be done in this regard. There are more yahoo boys in Abuja.

And another reminder. There’s this guy called Hush Puppy or something like that. Look into it."

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/05/investigate-hushpuppi-activist-deji-adeyanju-tells-efcc.html

Wetin concern this aproko with hush poppy, them go soon come for am, make him nor mind him business, Efcc don fit go arrest those scavengers called politicians when dey steal our money or those government officials when dey power, i am not in support of the business but the government has to provide better things for the youth to do, if not the yahoo yahoo business will continue as far the government is lazy.

OChimex:
Not even a single exceptional footballer among them. The caption should really read "30 comedians who want to go try their luck." Sometimes I sit down and ask myself, what is really wrong with African footballers? Don't these bunch of mediocre aspire for greatness, working so hard like Kante, messy, Ronaldo, MoSalah etc?
I understand that their only motivation is to claim to be footballers with stupid awful hairstyles like that of a madman, driving around streets in this shithole stupid fairly used cars, that's all. For over twenty years now most of them have been playing football, yet, see the stupid clubs they go pack themselves.
Don't these comedians get envious when they see others break and set records and receive awards?
When will Nigeria get a squad like the 1994 guys who were talented, hard working, ambitious and devoted so hungry for greatness?

I bet you these comedians can't beat any team in the world cup, unless if the team is made up of disables.

You can't even wish them success and you want people to wish you success, it is what you wish someone that's what you will get in return, so please wish them good if you also want success in life and learn how to appreciate someone no matter how big or small the person looks like because you are not God.