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Romance / Re: Akwa Ibom by coolestofall(m): 4:26pm On Jun 02, 2018
So knowing d girl firsthand is not enough 4 u, u'll rather get ur mind clouded with stereotypes.

Romance / Re: This Is Why You Are So Crazy About Women’s Breasts by coolestofall(m): 4:06pm On Jun 02, 2018
Op I already knw why I like d breasts. Its a multipurpose part of d female body with d most functions during sex. U can suck it, squeeze it, pull it, Bleep it, pinch it nipple, n I'm sure some niggas do a lot more with it.

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Romance / Re: Help! How Can A Lady Love Sex by coolestofall(m): 1:29pm On Jun 02, 2018
LivingFree:
She obviously needs therapy but I'm guessing that isn't a option where you are so... cry

Back 2 ur kweshion op, she needs serious counselling or she should let time do d healing. When she meets a guy she loves, she'll loosen up with time.
Romance / Re: Help! How Can A Lady Love Sex by coolestofall(m): 1:25pm On Jun 02, 2018
912:


Plus it's for people that don't have self control. cheesy
Like my guy wld say, "bros I'm sure ur sperm level will be up 2 ur neck by know".
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Deceived Me That "She Was Not A Virgin" by coolestofall(m): 1:18pm On Jun 02, 2018
ValZod:
For all intents and purposes let me make this brief as I can.

I met this beautiful girl some months ago, like 4 months ago. To cut the long story short, She dresses sexy and has a bad ass shape.

I wooed her with sexy chats and during our chats I made her understand that I was not interested in virgins.

She led me to understand that she wasn't a virgin and she had an ex boyfriend who'd had sex with her. I was cool and happy about that cos I don't do virgins.

Fast forward to some months later, we recently had sex, her punna was extraordinarily tight and by the time I had penetrated the outer strata, I was surprised with the whole bloody process. Then I asked her again in a serious and angry tone. And she told me that she was a Virgin and that she lied because she didn't want me to leave her.

I'm so angry right now. She's begging me to understand. I told her if I knew she was a Virgin, I would never ever have sex with her. She's distraught and I'm distraught about why she deceived me.

I don't know how to go about this, all I wanted is sex now she's saying I must marry her since I'm her first and if I don't she will lay curses on me.

Insults are welcome but valuable advice is needed

Bro believe me u dnt need advice, heres what u need ...

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Romance / Re: Best Lubricant To Use For Anal Sex by coolestofall(m): 1:10pm On Jun 02, 2018
QueenSuccubus:



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Yay! Too big u say? shocked shocked

I never saw such monstrous meat tho except in porn hub lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

If that's the case u beta get silicone-based jor.. The lube is very slippery & supa smooth.. Unlike water-based u have to reapply few times to reduce frictions grin Durex, Vagisil or Uberlube.
To add a face 2 ur persona is smthing I will like. Hope u r 4 real n not a gay guy goofing around in his parlour.
Romance / Re: Can We Find A 20years Girl Who Is Still A Virgin In This Our Present Generation? by coolestofall(m): 11:26am On Jun 02, 2018
Bros which kind mumu kwestion b dat na. Common sense no tell u there r always exceptions. They might b rare but they exist.

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Usually Equate Being Light Skin To Good Looks??? by coolestofall(m): 11:17am On Jun 02, 2018
TMTR:

Lol, second look indeed.
Abeg who don fine don fine, no need of taking a second look before you know they are beautiful...
Bro na true I yarn. I hv experienced it alot.

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Usually Equate Being Light Skin To Good Looks??? by coolestofall(m): 10:38am On Jun 02, 2018
Fair pple r always visible 2 d eyes, smtimes u just hv 2 take a second look at a dark person b4 u realise they r cute.
Romance / Re: See The Photo Of The World Strongest Man That Have Got Everyone Talking by coolestofall(m): 10:29am On Jun 02, 2018
She want kill herself!

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Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by coolestofall(m): 9:29am On Jun 02, 2018
Nofav0rs:
If he does, he should go for 'attractive' heavy duty cheesy cheesy cheesy Even if this one nakedd, my banana no fit stand
Man go easy mehn. Shes got feelings u knw?

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Romance / Re: I'm Back- Missclassy by coolestofall(m): 9:27am On Jun 02, 2018
In everyones lives, there r always two sets of pple, the haterz
ConcNiggress56:
who you help..?

40 years ban fall on you
and d asslickerz
Tallesty1:
Missclassy is not an attention freak
Romance / Re: I'm Back- Missclassy by coolestofall(m): 9:25am On Jun 02, 2018
Tallesty1:
Missclassy is not an attention freak
Romance / Re: How Do I Resolve This by coolestofall(m): 10:45am On May 27, 2018
greatforever:

any remedy
Just send her one last text, not portraying neediness. Text abt u just feeling like catching up, n hw its been a while n u just want 2 knw if she is fine. Immediately after sending d text, just keep it in mind that u guyz r done. Cry if u feel like it, even the best of us did (though not me o). Go out n socialize. U will meet more gals, just put urself out there.
Note: Sometimes u might feel like picking d phone 2 establish contact. Dont. Just move on.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Resolve This by coolestofall(m): 9:50am On May 27, 2018
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Romance / Re: How Do I Resolve This by coolestofall(m): 9:50am On May 27, 2018
Op so u no even strong u cone dey form Bruce Lee. Just start doing d weeping n mopping, cos this most likely wld b d end of d road 4 both ya. Next time u want 2 form Boss, follow though.

Romance / Re: Hilarious Moments When Evil Wish To Your Ex-girlfriend Failed Totally by coolestofall(m): 8:56am On May 27, 2018
CosmeticChemist:


Rubbish !!! why will you wish anyone evil simply because they broke up with you..?..
If it was a mutual break up, its cool, but 4 messy break up, honestly, I will wish she never finds better.
To drive car splash water 4 her body during rainy season go just dey hungry me.
Romance / Re: What Would You Do In The Case Of A Zombie Apocalypse by coolestofall(m): 10:07pm On May 26, 2018
StylesX:
I'll just goto an island in the middle of nowhere and surround myself with advanced security gadgets
I like dat idea, but I go quick die if I no carry gal go d island.
Romance / Re: Pope Francis Tells Gay Man: 'god Made You Like That And Loves You Like That by coolestofall(m): 8:45pm On May 26, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:

It is my job as a Christian to admonish brethren. Admonition is different from Judgement... You admonish so as to guide your brother against falling into the pit.

It is written: Open rebuke is better than secret love...


Be guided
F u!
Romance / Re: Pope Francis Tells Gay Man: 'god Made You Like That And Loves You Like That by coolestofall(m): 7:29pm On May 26, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:

Who the Lord loves he chastises.

Jesus will not approve of gays but he will show them the light and offer them salvation.

Love doesn't mean condoning immorality and approving sin.

Be guided
Who d f r u to b telling me 2 b guided.
Just park one side. U knw nothing other than what has been passed down 2 u which is 2 judge. Leave that 4 d lord n worry abt ur eternity n let them mind theirs.
Romance / Re: Apply For June Face Of The Month [click Here Now] by coolestofall(m): 4:44pm On May 26, 2018
It wld b unfair if I enter into d competition. I will win every month.
Romance / Re: Premonition: I Might Die After October 1st by coolestofall(m): 3:29pm On May 26, 2018
abokibuhari:
You really cute kiss kiss
Bro u sure u dnt need glasses?

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Romance / Re: Is Dating More Than One Guy At A Time Not Prostitution? by coolestofall(m): 3:25pm On May 26, 2018
PUSSYHOE:
What
U too of all d monika 2 choose u pick this one n u r now forming vex when bros just noted a simple observation.
Romance / Re: Twitter Helps Unclad Lady With ‘clothes’ (see Funny Photos) by coolestofall(m): 3:22pm On May 26, 2018
jessca048:
lol at "divine wisdom" but like seriously it is annoying
Stop hating hon d nigga.
Like d discussion u 2 r hving up there has nothing 2 do with d topic at hand.
*Just thinking out lout*
Romance / Re: The Hausa Girl I Love: Should I Obey Or Disobey My Parents? by coolestofall(m): 3:11pm On May 26, 2018
Op my own 2 cents.
Always stand 4 ur love, parents will always come around at one point in time. Just ensure the feeling u hv 4 this gal is mutual n dat she is not like most of those oloshos out there. Theres no worst feeling than fighting ur family 4 a gal only 4 her 2 later Bleep u up.
Be a man n let ur parents knw u hv made ur decision.
Like mine knw when I reach a decision, they hv no other choice than 2 give me their support, cos they knw I'm a man n I responsible 4 my decisions.
Romance / Re: Guy's ,smash Or Pass??? Pics by coolestofall(m): 3:01pm On May 26, 2018
Martin0 back 2 his normal self.
Dumb thread as usual.
Kudos nigga!
Romance / Re: "I'm Bored, I Need A Man" - Curvy Ghanaian Lady Cries Out (Photos) by coolestofall(m): 2:59pm On May 26, 2018
This gal set o.

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Romance / Re: Pope Francis Tells Gay Man: 'god Made You Like That And Loves You Like That by coolestofall(m): 2:56pm On May 26, 2018
See foolish Nigerian youths posting nonsense up there. Atleast here is smone preaching love n not prosperity. U call urselves christians n do not bother 2 ask urselves 4 one minute what Jesus d Christ wld say 2 dem gays. I'm sure he wld accept them too.
Judgemental bastards everywhere behaving as if they r God's secretary, deciding who will go 2 heaven or hell.

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Romance / Re: She Thinks by coolestofall(m): 2:49pm On May 26, 2018
LifeofAirforce:
2k is no Assurance but a chicken change ...

When someone begs you for money as small as that, you have the right to say No if you Dont have and forget she ever asked than bringing her story on nairaland to score useless points.

The truth is the country is so hard that some people could hardly afford 2sq meal a day so if you're in a position to help, do so and expect nothing in return.

You beg God everyday because you lack , why would you want to disgrace your fellow human who ask from you like this?

Shutdafuckup!

D best part I like is when they say "is it because of just 2k I'm asking from u".
Ur papa work 2k put 4 my hand?
Lady beggars everywhere. Work they won't work.

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Romance / Re: A Lady Doesn't Have To Be A Feminist For She To Be Independent by coolestofall(m): 12:41pm On May 26, 2018
Rukkydelta:

Alright
That's cool. Let's hook up then wink
I have found a perfect partner smiley
U sure? Naso u go talk now, when u see bills now u go do like vampire wey c sun.

Any hw sha, send .e a pm lets talk away 4rm prying eyes wink
Romance / Re: A Lady Doesn't Have To Be A Feminist For She To Be Independent by coolestofall(m): 7:50am On May 26, 2018
Rukkydelta:

I'm not against a lady that is independent and not a feminist but the fact is that most independent ladies are femininists. I'm just against when men wants a independent lady that will split the bills with them but will still refuse splitting domestic chores cos they claim heads smiley
If a Lady choose to be a feminist or not is non of my business.
Naija feminists that b doing like tortoise. They want 2 pick when n when not 2 b feminists. If u b feminist, no p, I'll do d chores with u. When it gets 2 time 2 split bills, if I hear story, na Amadioha I go take swear 4 u.

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