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Romance / Re: Can I Shoot My Short ,he Already Friend Zoned Me by coolestofall(m): 7:40am On May 26, 2018
38 years old young lady!

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Romance / Re: "Approach Any Man They Like Because They're Too Cheap To Say No" - Lady by coolestofall(m): 7:38am On May 26, 2018
post=67887783:
She is 99.9999% right!!

Men don't form unnecessary forming that they regret later!!
Bros speak 4 urself o. Me that can do shakara 4 Africa if a gal comes 2 ask me out. I aint cheap, I make sure she passes through what guyz experience every time with them.

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Romance / Re: Swag Or Stupidity? My Friend Pre-wedding Photo. by coolestofall(m): 7:32am On May 26, 2018
Cutehector:
Seeing dirty pant.. Ewww
Bros cut it out with d dirty pant shiit, as if u dnt like pussay.

At d pix, u dnt need a second opinion, d verdict is, its unadulterated stupidity.
Romance / Re: Lady Gets Death Threath After Turning Down A Guy's Date (pictured) by coolestofall(m): 7:25am On May 26, 2018
This one dat d guys r supporting d gal in this story, is it that nairaland has changed.

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Family / Re: Twitter Users List What They Consider As 'toxic Femininity' by coolestofall(m): 7:22am On May 26, 2018
Toxic feminity 2 me is when a gal always wants 2 b consulted during decision making and also wants 2 b part of process.
It doesnt sound bad, right? Then reality hits then they b like u r d man na.
Sample: Me n babe decided 2 change d settings of the kitchen. Since she always want 2 b included in every process, I then b like "babe, oya carry d freezer from dat end let me carry it from this end", then she goes "u r d guy na, call ur friends 2 help".

Me:

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Romance / Re: Men Are Scared Of Working Class Babes by coolestofall(m): 7:06am On May 26, 2018
Hw won't we b scared of them, its one thing knwing ur gal is not working, hence u knw u hv 2 foot majority of d bills. But in cases of this working class gals, they still want u 2 foot all d bills irrespective of d fact that they get paid too. D bad part of this is that they hv a higher standard of things they want since they hv been exposed 2 high society life. It is only when its time 2 pay bills that working class gals accept that men shld b d head, once there is no bills 2 b paid, they shout equality.

Which guy wants that kind of headache?
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Kids by coolestofall(m): 11:43am On May 20, 2018
bjayx:
Are you saying you wanna Bleep someone else's daughter for free



Take time ooo grin
Bros u get sense atall? So after hving consensual sex with a girl which we both wanted n enjoyed 2gether, I still owe her money?

Too much olosho in ur life is distorting ur mental faculty.

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Romance / Re: Any Real Mature Lady Here In Ilorin For My Sweet Dick?? by coolestofall(m): 10:29am On May 20, 2018
From ur tppic, what u r asking is for any mature lady 2 contact an immature guy, u?

Who cares if u n ur girl friend just broke up. Go work on ur self jare.

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Romance / Re: Please Whom Should I Choose As My Wife, My Suportive Friend Or My Unsuportive GF by coolestofall(m): 10:16am On May 20, 2018
Bros I didnt read ur crappy epistle. What I just want 2 say is if u r still asking this dumb question, u sure aint ready 2 get married.

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Romance / Re: Urgent Advice Needed Please by coolestofall(m): 10:13am On May 20, 2018
ottalo:
I met this lady recently and we have been communicating smoothly and everything seems to be perfect not until I asked her out, her reply was that we should be besties before relationship and me I don't fancy besties.
Should I accept her offer as bestie before relationship or I should just forget everything about her and move on?
Your kind advice is needed. Thanks
Bros u shld always choose 2 b friends, not everything has 2 b relationship stuff. While friends, she might reslize what a great guy u r n decide 2 take it 2 d next stage. At dat point if u still dig her, u cn go ahead, if not u tell her 2 swerve as u can only b her friend. Its cuter when d girl is d one in need of u.
Romance / Re: I Am Traumatized! I Am Scared Of Going Into Any Relationship.. by coolestofall(m): 9:56am On May 20, 2018
Right now dat bitch still has a hold on ur life. Shake it off mehn! Never let a bitch hv d upper hand. I knw it fing hurts but I bet u'll never want her 2 meet u in ur current state.
What 2 do, b a better guy in all ramification dat no girl can ever refuse u or think there cn b anyone better. Money helps but its not d key.The key is mad confidence, not arrogance. Falling in love but never get needy. Never b scared of heart break, shit I love heart breaks, it makes me better cos it makes me realize theres smthing abt myself I need 2 work on. Right now I'm a badass guy. I cn never b refused by any f-ing girl.

Teamucanalwaysbbetter

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Romance / Re: Now I Believe In The 'Village People' Angle To Relationships by coolestofall(m): 9:25am On May 20, 2018
Op no village pple any where. If na so village pple just sit ontop pple matter wey dem no go farm, hungry go don kill us finish 4 naija.

Wht u r experiencing is natural. The moment u r in a relationship with smone u love, theres this confidence u emit while interactong with other girls, the I dnt need ur pussy I got a better pussy at home kind of attitude. It fing drives girls mad.
Romance / Re: See One Thing Nigerian Girls Can Learn From The British Royal Wedding(pics) by coolestofall(m): 5:30pm On May 19, 2018
oshe11:
See as she looks SIMPLE....

Most Naija girls na Caroline Danjuma for face.....
Jackie Appiah for Neck
Genevieve for hand
And Mercy Johnson for Ass-HOLE
My nigga!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls In Serious Relationships Still Cheat?? by coolestofall(m): 2:11pm On May 19, 2018
IamD18:
The only place Nigerian women can close their legs is in their graves.

If you like, do anything to please and care for them, them go still dey wire diiick from bed to bed.
Not all of them though. There r two types of girls, those that treat their pussy like a temple and those that treat their pussy as a commodity 2 d highest bidder. Its just dat those temple girls r rare. Teamcommoditymarket everywhere.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Females Depise Each Other ? by coolestofall(m): 2:07pm On May 19, 2018
Mayb its because ladies cnt just keep their mouth shot when they meet a great guy, they just keep praising him 2 their friends. Theres a way a girl cn praise a guy n d friends will b like "I really need 2 test this out my self". Guyz dnt do that, we talk about money, soccer n sex without a reference 2 any particular girl.
Romance / Re: 3 Honest Reasons Why Women CHEAT Even On Guys They Love by coolestofall(m): 1:01pm On May 19, 2018
shugaboo:
I noticed same, any guy I'm stubborn with chases me to the end of the world
It sounds crazy right? I feel its just dat we like unpredictability in a gal. Not a girl u will push n she will still come back. Even if d girl is in love, always hv self esteem.
Romance / Re: Sex Is Food For Married People by coolestofall(m): 12:55pm On May 19, 2018
Twoclans:


And secondly most women will tell you present day men are no longer as strong as before.How many married men have the strenght to make love to thier wife atleast five times a week with this harsh economy everywhere.
I disagree with this. Most men can go like 2 times a day self. The problem with married men is that they tend 2 lose attraction 2wards their wife. Just give them one hot slay queen, then u knw they r hegoats.
Romance / Re: 3 Honest Reasons Why Women CHEAT Even On Guys They Love by coolestofall(m): 12:47pm On May 19, 2018
shugaboo:
yea because men love the chase... give the guy all your love you will see him misbehaving.
I wnt lie, I'm guilty of this. Once a gal don fall finish, I lose interest. But those stubborn ones I keep chasing after regardless of if d one in love is hotter or not.
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by coolestofall(m): 9:10am On May 19, 2018
HeyCorleone:


It seems you're more brain-dead than I thought.

Someone of 20 years is still a girl.

There was a reason why the OP differentiated paedophilia from molestation. Even though it seems intertwined, they are 2 different things.
I give up on u. One more thing, u fing use a derogatory term while quoting me again, then u n me will hv words.
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by coolestofall(m): 12:35am On May 19, 2018
HeyCorleone:


It's sad to see such display of ignorance. Even the OP didn't answer your question well.

A Paedophile is someone who has sex with children. Now these are young children, probably 12 below. Boy or girl. The key word here is "children". Infact the word Paedophile simply means "lover of children".

So I don't see how it connects with molesting girls. That one is a different matter entirely.
Bros girls in ur own dictionary means mature and exposed female human abi?
Paedophile: the sexual feeling of adults directed towards children.
The other according 2 op, those who molest girls due 2 sexual feelings 4 d girls.
Girl: a young female human.

U go learn whether d devil likes it or not.
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by coolestofall(m): 12:01am On May 19, 2018
Archangel15:


Having sex(or attempting to) with an underage makes you a pedophile
What u fail 2 take into cognisance is that, according 2 d law, an underage has not d right nor capability 2 give consent 2 sex, thus rape whether she likes it or not when d guy is of age. Sexual coercion it is called, isnt it molestation. Thus paedophile simply means molesting girls.
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by coolestofall(m): 8:12pm On May 18, 2018
tosyne2much:
They are different... Some people are paedophiles but they don't rape
Hw cn u b a paedophile without raping?

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Romance / Re: If Sex Is World Cup, Which Nigerian State Will Win It? by coolestofall(m): 8:09pm On May 18, 2018
OriginalKogiboy:
very sure that benue will win calabar. 99% of ashawo all over nigeria are tiv emmm sorry benue. asaid, them edo na learner
Lagos will win of coursen because all d sex machineries r based in Lagos.

If u doubt me aswer this. Which state does d opposite sex travel 2 most just 2 get banged?
Romance / Re: What Advice Would You Give Your Younger Self? by coolestofall(m): 8:01pm On May 18, 2018
Little self, dat bag wey dat bros want carry travel go abroad fit contain u. Oya throw away all his load n hide inside. Trust me, u will thnk urself when u get 2 the future cos Naija of d future I cm from is a hell hole.
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by coolestofall(m): 7:54pm On May 18, 2018
Op u sure u knw what paedophile means? I mean whts d difference btwn a paedophile n those who molest girls. I guess its boys paedophiles molest, abi?

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Romance / Re: Can A Man Love His Woman Dearly And Still Cheat On Her? by coolestofall(m): 7:34pm On May 18, 2018
Of course na, dnt monkeys love banana but yet eat smthing else?

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Photos Of A Nairalander. by coolestofall(m): 10:09pm On May 13, 2018
JamaicanLove:


cry


You are wicked
Hw come?
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Have difficulties Saying This To Girls. by coolestofall(m): 11:36am On May 13, 2018
Me without konji, I can beat abt d bush like "is it ur tine of d month", but gimmediately konji strikes, I use chain saw 2 cut d bush like "babe r u currently menstrating, if yes abeg let me knw if there is like a one minute pause".
Romance / Re: Can You Kiss Someone You Don't Love by coolestofall(m): 11:27am On May 13, 2018
4 guyzs, hell yeah! We do it all d time.
4 gals, not as much, they prefer u insert without preambles. So guyz dat d gal u r dating b like "I dnt like kissing", u knw where u stand.

Itza simpul stuffz.
If u knw u knw

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Romance / Re: A Bitch Will Always Be A Bitch. They Don't Deserve A Second Chance. by coolestofall(m): 10:18am On May 13, 2018
ksbusari:
www.nairaland.com/4257806/girlfriend-confessed-she-cheated-me.
This is my last topic created on the 31st of Dec. 2017. The thread was about a lady who cheated on me. The lady in question has done it again. Despite the fact that I ignored the advice of the majority who were of the opinion that I should leave the girl, I chose to continue with her but this time it was so devastating for me. A bitch will always be a bitch. Never give a bitch a second chance. it's in their blood.
Me n those pple who tried 2 advice u 2 leave her right now.

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