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Romance / Re: Young Pastor Commands Lady To Pull Pants During Deliverance by coolestofall(m): 9:56am On Apr 29, 2018
I tire 4 blacks. No sense in sight.
Pls u guys shld just leave me 2 faint

Romance / Re: Hilarious! Rivers State Love Birds Recreate Adam And Eve Pose by coolestofall(m): 9:53am On Apr 29, 2018
Op whats with d misinformation? This aint no love birds, probably love monkeys.
Romance / Re: Is She Truly A Virgin by coolestofall(m): 9:48am On Apr 29, 2018
donstan18:


A non-virgin can comfortably pretend with all those things you listed.

Nah, aa gal cnt fake all, probably d last three, but def not d first three. Where sm gals, merely pointing ur device at the direction alone woould make d wall open by itself.

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Romance / Re: Is It Necessary To Send Her A Break Up Message by coolestofall(m): 8:00pm On Apr 21, 2018
molybdenum0012:


Well, I know you won't believe this, but it is the truth. She is a virgin and sworn to remain so until marriage. I know this because she told me and I confirmed it. I respect her decision and never go beyond my boundary.
So, it is not what you think.
Ur assumption is flawed cos I do blive u.
U've not given me any reason not 2 take u by ur word.
Romance / Re: She Needs Advice by coolestofall(m): 7:39pm On Apr 21, 2018
She's got two options, either to let this weigh her down n give her n excuse 2 bcome a slay queen, or 2 prove 2 him he made d worst mistake of his life by letting her go.
No need 4 her 2 rush into a relationship 2 make him jealous. The key is 2 bcome better in all aspects, not just looks.

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Romance / Re: Is It Necessary To Send Her A Break Up Message by coolestofall(m): 7:29pm On Apr 21, 2018
molybdenum0012:
Hi guys, I have been dating lady for quite some time now. Everything started well and it felt like I had met an angel. But, in reality reverse is the case. For a few months now, we. Have been having a lot of quarrels, arguments and fights.

It appears we are not compatible. She has been in my house for the past few days and left angrily this morning over a little quarrels.

I am thinking of breaking up with her, but then I feel it is unnecessary for me to send her a break up message. I feel by the time she does not see my calls or messages, then she wil get the message.

What do you think?
Bros tell me truth. I'm sure all these wdnt a problem while u started, b4 u got a taste of d cookie. But nw after smashing her beyond recognition, all of a sudden d faults just appeared abi?

Bros fear God o.
Romance / Re: 2 Genuine Strategies I Used To Tackle The Spirit Of Masturbation by coolestofall(m): 4:59pm On Apr 21, 2018
QueenSuccubus:



Abeeeg, who still use CUCUMBA these days? undecided undecided undecided


When a massive bitter gourd is rocking the market? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: Desperate Chicks by coolestofall(m): 4:56pm On Apr 21, 2018
izaray:
I think we need people like op to make this country a better place cheesy

God bless you boy cool
You must b very gullible. Blive in op at ur perile. Expecting a guy 2 refuse sex is like expecting a monkey 2 reject banana. U knw it can only mean two things,^either d banana doesnt look good or dat monkey already has a lot of bananas.
Romance / Re: 2 Genuine Strategies I Used To Tackle The Spirit Of Masturbation by coolestofall(m): 4:47pm On Apr 21, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Well , it may have different reactions for men but for women, I find it more of a "pleasure"... tongue

Besides, it's a safe sex sha... Ladies shud not open their legs to every man whenever they are dripping down there especially when they are SINGLE & hornĀ„ grin








I second that. Ladies shouldnt open their legs 4 every man but they can open it 4 every cucumber abi?

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Romance / Re: 4 Mistakes We Should Never Make When We Love Someone by coolestofall(m): 4:42pm On Apr 21, 2018
Better still, let me give u one mistake u shld never make, "never fall in love".

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Romance / Re: "Doctor Who Help Me Abort Pregnancies And Treated My Stds Turn Out To My...." by coolestofall(m): 4:28pm On Apr 21, 2018
Theres nothing u can do. The gynaecologist uncle will tell ur fiance about all d dicks n other junks he dug out of ur pussy. This is d reason all gals shld think twice b4 slaying.

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Romance / Re: Love is a Scam by coolestofall(m): 4:18pm On Apr 21, 2018
Its easy 2 knw pple who d opposite sex hv done strong thing to.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by coolestofall(m): 12:41pm On Apr 21, 2018
One thing common abt guyz sex story is that they r all long standing champions, I wonder where d one minute guyz at?

As for me, no embarrassment yet, most likely cos I focus like its exam time while drlling. Only a gals moan can make me cum.

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Go On.....? by coolestofall(m): 5:27pm On Apr 14, 2018
Take ur time 2 think over ur next move cos there r no many decent guyz out there.
Things 2 ask ur self:
Is he worth going against ur family members?
Can u live with urself if he dumps u after going against ur family?
Lastly, will u ever b comfortable leaving him n ur sis alone at home knwing they hv past history?

Really, its ur choice 2 make.
Romance / Re: My Best Friend Is Sleeping With My Dad - Nigerian Lady by coolestofall(m): 1:10pm On Apr 14, 2018
Suzzydane:


Men are SCUM
N women r hoes. D two sides of a coin.

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Romance / Re: Seems Divorce Is Genetic! by coolestofall(m): 12:57pm On Apr 14, 2018
If divorces rnt so complicated mostly because of kids n what relatives might say, I'll bet 90% of married couples would b divorced already.

You c, its just d way animals r wired.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Cause And Remedy Of This Sexual Problem Of Mine ? by coolestofall(m): 12:51pm On Apr 14, 2018
Oga, d only times guyz feel climax is few minute 2 ejaculation. Prior 2 dat u r just working out ur muscules trying 2 dig d shit out of her.
Romance / Re: He Has Only One Condition: For Marriage Or My Kids! by coolestofall(m): 12:45pm On Apr 14, 2018
ORAGBON:
Not really a bad idea to me since your kids will be with your parents and not strangers
Who b dis one again?

Romance / Re: South African Lady Who Got Dumped By Her Boyfriend Of 6 Months Cries Out by coolestofall(m): 12:33pm On Apr 14, 2018
The way I look at pple who fall in love with fascination.

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Romance / Re: My Only Brother Wants To Marry A Prostitute And Drug Dealerā€¦.. by coolestofall(m): 12:22pm On Apr 14, 2018
If this story is true, bros d only thing u can do is 2 tell ur brother abt her past, that is if he doesnt already knw, n then mind ur business. Its his decision what he does with d info. As if most gals out there hv not been whores at one point in their life.
Romance / Re: How Can A Girl Be 10weeks Pregnant And Didn't Know?? by coolestofall(m): 6:00pm On Apr 08, 2018
Passy089:
Is it possible for a girl to be 10weeks pregnant and don't even know she's taken in,although she use to have raw sex with her bf,she just found out she has been pregnant for awhile ,claiming she use to have irregular periods most times that's why she didn't detect it on time....she's scared,her boyfriend is scared...their parents are no nonsense elders in lords chosen....guys any advice for them??
U knw d only options r 2 abort or 2 keep it. Which wld it b?
Romance / Re: Have You Got A Weed Experience? Let's Share by coolestofall(m): 5:56pm On Apr 08, 2018
thanki410:
I took this yeye thing every body take just to taste and observe how it feels.
Like , how the hell does it taste....

Wrapping it for my friend and I [two sticks] , ours lost its ganja shape, it looked like a pregnant pencil , Long , big and spit filled..

We managed to straighten the Bent part and lit it ...
Two minutes , we rushed it , we were through..... !
Damn rubbish!
Dusted our bom boms and smiled , you see , nothing happen....
[Continuation as thread goes skrrrrr ]
Let me knw hw it goes. Thinking of trying it out.
Romance / Re: What Is The Problem With Married Men These Days? by coolestofall(m): 5:14pm On Apr 08, 2018
DeadRat:



Are You A Male Bitch? Yes You Are...
Your father there!

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Romance / Re: Lady With Huge Camel Toe Grabs It In A Trending Photo Shared On Social Media by coolestofall(m): 4:56pm On Apr 08, 2018
[quote author=Randy91 post=66537666][/quote] Let me pray with u mehn, dat gal is za bomb!
Romance / Re: What's Making You Angry With The Opposite Sex? by coolestofall(m): 4:55pm On Apr 08, 2018
Opentokwowledge:
When a beech feels she can say random unfounded sheets about guys just because a nigga helped pop her pussie and left when He's done cos she ain't gotten anything else to offer, I feel like slapping.

When a hoe begins to shamelessly air a stinking opinion in my face about how her whoritude shouldn't be my interest, I feel like giving her a dirty knock

When a mofo start to feel entitled to some e-respect she obviously doesn't deserve,I feel like pissing in her face

And when she comes off as an ITK, well, I run for dear life cos that beech will soon suffocate you with clear cut ignorance...
Ma nigga!

One gal must don do u strong thing cos this ur para no b here.

Romance / Re: What Is The Problem With Married Men These Days? by coolestofall(m): 4:48pm On Apr 08, 2018
DeadRat:
I'm Perplexed! angry


Just Saw This Young Married Nigga Opening a Bottle Of Fayrouz For His Side Chick With his Wedding Ring undecided ... Its Not Funny angry



I Attended The Idiot's wedding...


How Is Thunder Summoned?
Bhet wait, I still dey reason hw d matter take concern u.

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Romance / Re: Procrastination Is A Bastard by coolestofall(m): 4:25pm On Apr 08, 2018
Accept my deepest sympathy. Next time u'll b man enough.
Romance / Re: I Am Frustrated , All My Friends Have Side Chicks - Read My Story by coolestofall(m): 4:23pm On Apr 08, 2018
This is d point in ur life where masturbation is ur friend. Vaseline n a good Indecency will get u a few days rest of mind.
Romance / Re: I Am Now Broke And I'm About To Break Up With Her by coolestofall(m): 4:20pm On Apr 08, 2018
You dnt hv 2 break up with her on dat note, she'll help u with it. Dnt u knw d count down has started? D next stage is change in attitude, just watch out 4 dat. Abi no b gal she b?
Romance / Re: Guys, Mention The Things You Want From Your Woman To Make You Loyal To Her by coolestofall(m): 3:55pm On Apr 08, 2018
Like my man used 2 say, "sex, food n silence". Ffuck me, feed me n shut da ffuck up.

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Crime / Re: "Wind Blew Cocaine Into My Handbag" - Florida Dancer Tells Police by coolestofall(m): 12:26pm On Apr 08, 2018
I wish I was there so could give her this look.

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