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Op sense u dnt hv. Freaking disgusting!

R u sure u r talking abt husband n wife? Sounds more like master n slave.

Y settle when there r other ladies out there. I will choose neither, I'll rather go out, do trial n error until I find d one I love who also loves me. Theres alwaays smone out there 4 everyone, if u r willing 2 wait n search.

z11111:
Some still do it.

Abeg help me with a place 2 stay in Benue, I hv a need 2 visit there 4 business. I dnt need much in terms of comfort, just dat the wife of d house make sense.

This is a minor issue. I'm a sex instructor, I've helped a few married women spicen up their sex life. Hv her contact me 4 sex trainings, d first month is 4 free.

All this long story on top "our female clients seduce us".

Me wondering hw long ur post on smthing important wld b.

Op u fall guyz hand, y u dey ask this kind kweshion? Gal u suppose bang reach midnight, when u finish u shout "GET D FFUCK OUT".

My fav style does not hv a name yet, it can only be described.

Video of her pushing the barrow from the farm to her house or we dnt believe it. Oya tell her 2 go back 2 d beginning 4rm d farm so u can video it.

Abeg free her jare. Ladies r not used 2 being refused, I guess they need more practice.

If I didnt feel anything then, what do u expect me 2 feel now?

Bros if usay u weak, wetin make those breasts come talk?

U see y not to take naija gals seriously? They c opportunity 2 get answers 2 any questions they hv abt guyz n d best they cld come up with is "y r guyz hroke". I give up on this bunch of gals, they r only useful as intimacy gadgets.

TheUpsetGirl:
fact#.

any bastard that can't give his lady head isn't supposed to be in a relationship.
don't even dare ask for oral on your dick.

U must b high on smthing. If I give u head, I'm expecting u'll suck d life out of my dick in return. I scratch ur back u scratch mine.

Same shiit different day

What!!! My slippers hv more life than those boobs. N sm guyz r dying 4 dis gal, I just tire.

MhizzAJ:
Nobody should mention Airforce1 on this thread,he's just a poor church rat

Finishing!

Airforce1 right now: Nooooooooooooooooooo

immaculate02:
This is my first time on this platform. My name is immaculate...single and searching... Am CEO of myself... 27 years old..... 08120962189

Op u don miss road. U hv a better chance of finding d right one on sugarmummies.com than here on nairaland. Ladies on both sites hv a lot in common, they r all old n cnt get or keep a man, the major difference is those on sugarmummies.com hv accepted their fate but d ones here r still struggling 2 stay relevant n in d market.

hailay01:
Hi nairalanders, I need a piece of advise from yah all, I've been dating my girlfriend for more than two years now, and we have decided to tie the knot in a months time.
The problem is that m very scared of what will happen in marriage cos my girl is very hot tempered. Most of our quarrels is always borne out of her short temparament. When we quarrel, she talk so rude to me and rain all sort of insults on men without remorse even after settling it.
This is really giving me a lot of troubles cos she can just get angry anytime no matter how flimsy the situation is.
I'm not a saint though, at time I use to be the reason of our misunderstandings and I always apologize each time I wrong her.
I've hitted her before out of anger and I felt very bad about it.....
I don't know wat to do again, cos av tried my best to see if this whole temperament issue can be changed or managed to a minimum level, but it seem there is no hope cos even as at one month to our wedding, we still quarrel like say tomorrow nor go come.
I love this lady with my life and I don't know why.......,she can be good and very supportive, the only coma is her SHORT TEMPERAMENT and emotional abuse I get at intervals.
Wat can I do? Candid advice is needed.

Bros d million dollar question is, do u love her enough 2 live with her flaws? If yes, shot da Bleep up n go get married, do u think theres a perfect gal smwhere? If no, then what u waiting 4, go break up.

ConcNiggress56:
I mean, guys, what is the point?

Why didn't they just marry the pretty ones and stay faithful.

This world is spoilt beyond repairs.

That was how one married man gave me a ride and told me he will take care of me. I asked him if his wife and kids doesn't need his care and his reply got me rotfl..

He said "They have been getting all the care they need for a long time. He needs another place to invest his care and money"..


Just tell me you need another hole to drill after scattering your wife's hole.. Mine is not availaboo..


Guys, why do you do this??


Lalasticlala
Seun
mynd44
obinoscopy

Op u do well, bhet y u come dey tell us, do u want a cookie?

Op note how d gals above cannot state xtegorically that they dnt trade their body for money, they r just beating about d bush. Oloshos everywhere

Simply because she still has sm other places 2 visit where her pussy wld b traded 4 cash. Shes only trying 2 reduce d wear n tear on her pussy.

Shugarlord213:
Listen to me, I personally forgot about women (of course they had nothing to offer) and saved my money, ate once a day and and within four months I got myself a white Camry muscle 2014

Now girls flock from left, right and center, in church, restaurant, new streets, friends neighborhoods etc

Guy I personally hate asslickers and possie nighas that give this h.oes way day bend down piss attention

Work they cannot work, they see work na to open leg for oga them. Trust a naija woman at your own peril


Abi na by force to marry, wedding money why not buy yourself a nice car and marry yourself to yourself.
If you need a child go to a orphanage and adopt a cute baby,

You need sex, go to schools and pick the ever young ones, collect your friends number off their phone while they are washing their diseased bodies in the bathroom

For me I day nacck them, some I no day allow shower at all, I drop them off at the busstop where the touts and agberos are and squeeze #500 naira for their hand. always make sure it’s girl way day rain (hot cake)for her area or school. So you can get a satisfied feeling.


I don banng plenty of my guys gals (way day on leggediz Benz) since they no wan get sense

I don banng 8 girls mama join

Look I treat them the way they deserve and yet they still keep coming back. I no fit spend pass 700 naira for woman head God forbid

Ma nigga!

Op if dats so, then no guy should date anymore cos all gals fit into one or more of d xtegories u listed.

The first pix coulda been better, she shoulda put on a sexy nurse gown. Theres really nothing 2 stare at as it is.

makagini120:
My friend is 32 and still a virgin, never had a girl friend. He is working. He confided in me that every girl he has talked to told him that either they had boyfriend already or they are not interested.
Some of his friends are getting married he don't have a girlfriend let alone talking about marriage.
He does not know what to do. He asking me what he should do about it but I don't know what to even to tell him. It is affecting other part of his life. What should he do?
Please sensible advice will be appreciated. Thanks

He should go n marry. N b4 u tell me he cnt find any gal, he should do d old school way, his is a special case.
Tell him to go to his mom 4 help 2 get a village gal 4 him, n u shouldnt tell me anything abt taste cos beggars aint choosers.

Bro its d way of d world. I've given up a long time ago trying 2 reason withem gals, its just like trying 2 explain trigonometry 2 a new born.

Thegeneralqueen:
I hope you know that you're reading the wrong book...... better tender well boy

Lame, absofuckinglutely lame. I was expecting sm fireworks but I guess u wont cut it. Now, run along kid, u'r not worthy of my posts, I take it all back. Run along

Thegeneralqueen:
I can see you're trying to hard to be famous by quoting me...... you on a wrong journey boy

Sis u must b high on cheap drugs, I'm suspecting tramadol or codein. This is nairaland bitch, theres no fame here just me that wld give u a dose of smthing hard u wldnt b able 2 swallow.

amani63:
thunder fire you there

Bros abeg u too post d pix make we judge.

Thegeneralqueen:
Watch your mouth boy watch your mouth

Dumb Bleep, just talk pass ur mouth abeg, give me d reason 2 come at u. I'm begging just give me d nudge.

See what them so called old cargo feminists/oloshos who should b more concerned about getting a man dat will rescue them 4rm hitting 30 in their parents house r teaching the young ones.

Now little gals out there will go abt bliving their pussy will fetch them whatever they need. N d sad thing is dat its true, as there r too many inecure, sissy guyz out there who feel they cnt keep a gal without spending their life savings on her.