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Kanuri people!

fxjunkie:
No problem, we have malams in Northern Nigeria willing to impregnate the female white rhinos. They will even impregnate other animals in the vicinity for good measure

Tribal bigot, grow up!

taylor89:
Hmmm



Bro i feel ur pain and i know 90% of those in the Army was due to unemployment



Now I've two questions to ask theee...



Are you among those that killed the armless IPOB agitators?



Are you in the military to intimate the civilians?


If non of the above then God will hear your cry


If you are involved in the number one above then there's a thunder currently drinking dry gin in Ejigbo waiting to do the needful


If you are free my only advice for you is to find a way and shoot BUHARI and run away



You will be handsomely rewarded here on earth and in heaven


Thanks

this comment may take u to jail.

tolulope1990:
My Only Concern Now Is How God Wil Give Me Power 2 Rewind Back To 1930 TO GIVE BUHARI FATHER CONDOM

you must be stupid.
i blame your parent for lack of moral upbringing.

agarawu23:
its funny why Honda didn't Made the list. Despite their failure in the wheel, they are yet to recall or even fix the error. I see lot of Honda cars with their bent leg on bad road.

btos na lack of maintenance dey cause that one. i have been riding many honda models since 2006 without that issue

GAZZUZZ:
geovidal please buy a small hand held Bluetooth Scanner (5,000 konga or jumia), connect it to your smart phone and test, get an untrained mechanic that can speak English Hausa, or Youruba, get a smart phone that can do video conferencing via whatsapp, once all this is set call me.

God bless yoy Gazzuzz, You once help me when Kazeems was draining my pockets for 3weeks but with just a few phone calls from with u the issue has been resolved since.

GAZZUZZ:
Geovidal let me teach you a quick way to know your gear is good.

Go to workshop, start car, put it in drive, depress accelerator, if the speedometer moves gear is fine,
call police

Oga Gazzuzz the digital mechanic!

Kraspo:
This a$$ reminds me of my escapades in Asaba during my service year. I will never forget how one Isoko girl gave her me from the back. This girl will do shakara up and down from morning till night and even provoke, but as soon as I succeed in laying my hands on her bosom and using my lips to experiment on her tips, she will melt and beg me to come inside. But then, I will leave her hanging. But on few occassions, if she is very lucky, I will unleash my Arabian sword and send her to the exodus of coital bliss



P.S. Always make them beg!

Bad guy

Blackmail

Cosplay:
Extreme makeover

God bless u

Picture of her wearing hijab or i don believe it

Evathyst:
Dear Nairalanders,

A very good morning to you all. Please I'd like your expert on an issue that is affecting my business. I have a big cosmetic shop which by God's grace fetch me money. But the problem is that my sales boy/girl steal heavily from me.


I have tried to checkmate them but all to no avail. Whenever I'm in the shop, I do checkmate them. But most times, I'm always out of the country doing business. Someone suggested getting a machine which can be used to issue receipt on any sales made but the problem is that I don't know it's functionality. Also, another friend suggested the use of CCTV to me.


Dear Nairalanders, kindly enlighten me on what to do as the issue is affecting my business. Thanks in anticipation.


From a friend.


Mods, kindly help give a wider coverage.

Cc:
Lalasticlala

A friend of mine has experienced the same thing, but it was resolved with help of Labelling each product and entering it in computer, he also installed cctv.
Goodluck

MrRhymes101:
That's too much na! Come to my village with 3tubers of yam and 1 keg of palm wine they will give u 7 fine girls to select 1. If the girl u pick is not fine, they will refund 2tubers and give u transport... Wedding MC

So na ur village be UK?
Fear God my sister

MrRhymes101:
That's too much na! Come to my village with 3tubers of yam and 1 keg of palm wine they will give u 7 fine girls to select 1. If the girl u pick is not fine, they will refund 2tubers and give u transport... Wedding MC

Bro which village be that? Am interestes

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2003 Honda Accord LX
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NwaAmaikpe:



I am very guilty of this;
5. Don’t fiddle with your gadgets.

Most times when driving at night and I see scantily-clad queens of the night, I don't know when I compulsively fiddle with my joystick gadget.

Chronic womaniser

How about it tyres... cant it be transparent

NwaAmaikpe:



So sad,
He died with an erection.

But OP how can you call this man with massive kodo a boy?

gay!

Okah the terrorist!
They should have send him to Sambisa to fight Shekau

It's inhumane

kingi777:
I bought this Toyota Corolla 2010/2011 model(1.8 Liter engine)recently. It covers about 230 kilometer to and fro on highway with 20 liters of fuel without AC. Please, I want to know if the consumption rate is normal from those using similar model. Driving within the city consumes more due to traffic which is about 80 kilometers/10 liters. My search on the internet shows 3.4 gallons/100miles; MPG 26 for city and 34 for highway but I don't understand this gallon thing with our liters. Thanks and God bless you as I get contributions.

I think its too high cos thats exactly what i get with my accord 2.4 ivtec doch

visijo:
Only a bastard will commit suicide for a girl..

Agreed

xreal:
Where is the right hand of that police in blue top?
She is obviously deeping her hand in Gene's bag.

Genevieve should be vigilant, police are the criminals we have in Nigeria.

U should channel your time on hustling rather than blackmailing NPF

ibkkk:

Ina wasa ne

ibkkk:

Kin lalace fa!

Demeanor:
Car is Accidented front impact.

Bro,
How do u know if i may ask?

Segzee1:
Thanks for replying.

Just like it is written in the article above, the kind of flogging here mentioned is different from that of your tradition. The flogging is a serious one and it is being carried out by young men from the bride's family.

It is believed that if the man is able to withstand the pain definitely he truly love the lady and also he would be able to protect her from any form of danger.

Point of correction...
This practice has been stopped for decades!
I knw cos am marrying fulani lady from core north.

Segzee1:
https://dailyfamily.ng/3-important-things-to-know-before-you-marry-fulani-lady/

Number 1&3 are true,you are wrong on number 2.
I knw cos am currentling marrying fulani from core north.

Special gift from one of your sexual partners, avoid premarital sex.
Use antiseptic soap if i didnt clear within a week visit your Doctor

Weldone fulani herdmen