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Saintmary:
Sense should fall on guys, don't date if you're not ready to spend. There's a possibility that guys who think like this are going to register their wives for antenatal in substandard hospitals, endangering their lives because they don't want to spend their hard earned money. Anyway, you get what you seek.

But madam where you dey carry talk go?.. wetin concern the issue on ground with registering wives for antenatal? ....Na him wife he carry go restaurant??. You know the truth. Admit it. The lady did bad. Can you do such?..

Silentscreamer:
So childish guys like dis still exist...

Who be this one?...Yes, we still exist. So girls like that still exist?

Preshy561:
why should i hate on anyone?

that's outright stupidity.

I went through the post again and I can't see where the op asked anyone to hate his/her ex.....

aaronson:
If you know, You know.

Those guys are pickers hence the reason for the fake documents and passports. That huge sum of money doesn't belong to them, It's a newly picked fund. The US police will investigate but will never find nothing like drugs but just the picked fund, fake passport and documents. That's their hustle.


Like I said earlier, If you know, you know.

You know "something".........

Obinnau:
Who are pickers Abeg? what do they do?

They pick......that's what they do. "Picking".....

ItsTime4me:
What about the first leg? Them sell am too? Abeg dem know how to beat ManU.

Which first leg? . Man U won in the first leg and also beat them in the FA cup quarter finals so which leg are you talking of my brother?

thatigboman:
Man U will lose for sure. Man U is just an average team. Morinho is just an average coach.

Average team that beat Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham, Arsenal and the almighty "Manchester City" this season....Bro, you sure you know what you talking about?

myettiallah:
even if we loose all the remaining matches of the season, we are still in top four,
Peharps this match must have been sold out so tthat Brighton would not be relegated

And to.celebrate their President's Birthday. A wonderful birthday gift you know....

NoDulling4here:
This children don't deserve to be in second position at all. De Gea has been their saviour and now they cannot give him a clean sheet.

Because Brighton beat us now, una no go allow us hear word....

PurplePatch:
Match done finish ooo See me here

Lol. If e sure for you, why you no quote me since...but Bros, these "small" teams can surprise anybody ooo. Make I no lie. E shock me...

Cutehector:
Lol.. Why not allow her to eat eh.. When its time for payment, take an empty ATM card and try to pay, obviously it would say declined then cajole her into using her ATM card to pay after you will reimburse her... Of course she will... Then voila.. Smile and go home.. Block her number...

Bros, those kain girls come with only Tfare.....N1 no dey their ATM card....

PurplePatch:
Negative football loading....

#TheCluelessOne

We Don know una. Drop comment and run away...I am sure we no go see you when match finish

Lakeside79:
You made sense what he said was childish

But this Nigerian players you listed can't afford the ring do not exagerare

Do you know cristianons networth? If yes not check the net worth of those you listed he is over double theirs

Bro, they can afford it. Do you know what they earn weekly/monthly excluding endorsements and other benefits. These guys make moneyyyy!. Why are you using networth to buy ring? .

Naughtytboy:
What happened was there is this girl i have caught several times stairing at me anytime she passes by and today she took the courage to ask if we have known somewhere before and I said no. From the look on her eyes she wanted me to continue from where she stopped by being friends but I just walked away because I have decided to be an alpha male. I really feel bad what can I do?

If you feel bad, look for her tomorrow and apologise and do the needful. Which one come concern us?

Alariiwo:
Na ashewos he dey look so

Karma has a way of dealing with idiots. His girls will turn out worse than those hoes he bangs at will.

But Bros you no get shame oo. You beef Timaya wey fit feed your generation finish still go dey beef the little girls. Na so the frustration hook you reach....It is well..

igben:
Don't drink and drive also go to driving school b4 driving on the road...

So "driving school graduates" no dey get accident. Okay ooo

BooTina:
Relationship is cool, so cool... but as cool as it is, it requires maturity, trust and understanding.

Men out there should learn from this little experience I had earlier this month.

Due to my fast approaching exams, I jokingly told my man not to call me or come visiting for some days. I needed to prepare for my exams and I don't want him around. Although he agreed, but some part of me tells me he would term it as another thing cuz he is a little bit clingy.

He called like 2 times between the period of my exams but I intentionally didn't pick his calls. I sometimes derive joy not picking his calls but deep down, I love him dearly. It makes me more like a superlady. I don't expect him to feel bad tho, afterall, he always claims he loves me and he knows I love him too.

Long story short, after my exams, I noticed he started acting weird, those sweet things he always did seized to exist. I talked to him about it and what he said got me.

His story: I am seeing someone else and I'm taking him for granted. I only used my exams to cover up. As a matter of fact, I changed my relationship status from "In a relationship" to "Single". Moments later, I tagged someone on facebook and wrote these words, "We understand the same language which is love"

My story: I and some friends were celebrating an indoor birthday party. We were playing the truth or dare game. I was dared to change my relationship status and tag someone who is crushing on me on facebook.

Fortunately for me, a friend recorded some part of the game and I just had to show my man what is.

So if I hadn't talked to him, he would've kept mute and think I'm the cheat here. I'm not saying what I did is entirely right, but he judged too quickly.

Well, he is not the type that talks much. The fact that he was unable to trust me has really reduced the way I feel about him. Only God can help us now, we are still together but things are really weird between us.

If you think this isn't real or we're still immature lazy yoots, I'm 24 and he is 26. In few years, we Might tie the knot. But in the meantime, pray for us, trust is really important in every relationship.

What really is your point. Be forming superlady there and be playing "silly" truth or dare game. When you finally lose your man to another lady, your eye go clear...You have the feeling that he can't do without you...If you truly love him and you know he loves you too, its best you stop these your childish acts before you "do yourself by yourself". A word is enough for the wise...

MsLalasticlala:
Biko it's all guys... U in particular.... I will enjoy a lesbian rape me than a stupid man... I hate men with passion, why will the hegoat want to sleep with her In the first place... With his smelling dick

All which guys?.Abeg ooo. There are still guys that don't think with their d*cks...

I survived this on the 5th of January (a week to my grandma's burial ceremony) along the igando/Iyana iba/lasu road where driving at top speed is a norm. My friend lost control while he was trying to answer his phone. I was sitting beside the driver (my friend) and two other friends at the back seat. I came out without any scratch (though friends had minor injuries and dislocations but no one died or had any life threatening injury). Nathaniel Bassey's - Onise Iyanu being on my playlist replay for about 2 weeks so the song had always being in my head prior to the accident. The jeep sommersaulted twice from our lane to the other (opposite) lane. Miraculously there was no car behind us and no car coming at "top speed' on the opposite lane. I couldn't stop smiling when i came out of the vehicle. Everything happened in "slow motion" in less than 20/30 seconds. All.I could say was "GOD DID IT"...I am not a "spiricoco" but I believe in God and I knew and still know HE DID IT. Different thoughts came to my mind. Never being involved in an accident since when dem born me.......I am sorry I bored anyone with my testimony. GOD IS REAL AND HE WORKS WONDERS....

tgmservice:
Sorry if this post is to long or contains any typo

I have a beautiful girlfriend which i love until i found out the truth.

It all started when i went to visit her at her place "our homes are close by, we reside at sango ota and i visit her frequently her parents know me and call me son in law".

I was at her place and she was busy with some chores and left her phone unattended and unlocked, i picked it and went to her whatsapp chat and saw romantic chats with a couple of guys and how the where professing love for each other.

I got mad at the sight of this and confronted her she started giving me attitude telling me "her life is none of my business that she is free to do what she likes."

I got angry and left her place, several days i was hurt and have been thinking about what she did then i came up with an idea of how to pay her back.

I took some pictures online of a handsome guy and open a profile pic on facebook posing as a rich young dude with his house and car who lives in lekki.
I added her up she accepted and we started chating, we exchanged numbers, posing in my new identity i told her about my and my successful career she was really thrilled "we now chat on whatsapp with my second phone".

After some few days of chatting i told her we should meet up and go for a date at lekki mall shoprite, she said no that her place is too far from lekki as she stays at sango. I told her not to worry as she will crash at my crib at Ajah and leave the next morning, after some slight hesitation the shameless girl agreed to the arrangement.

On the day she was to go the lekki to meet the fake guy, i physically when to her place that morning to see if i could make her change her mind.

I apologized to her on how i reacted the other day when i saw her phone i told her we should go out together, she said she has forgiven me but whats to go out to see a coursemate of hers and collect something and she left.
So when she reached lekki she called my other line and i had to increase the tone of my voice so she wont notice anything then i told her she should wait for me at Ajah roundabout i would pick her up there with my ride that i had to rush down somewhere.

To cut long story short i made her wait for hours she kept on calling and calling and i kept giving her excuses when it was around 4.30pm i switched off my phone.

In my mind i was laughing as i just dey chill for house, then late in the evening as i was returning home after watching bayern and real madrid match i saw her, and her eyes where so red i went to meet her but she just walked pass me.

The next day she called the number of the fake guy and started ranting but i told her my car broke down and had some issues lik that and she said u forgave me and even agreed to meet up with me on another day.

Lol nlanders does this girl deserve what i did to her or i went to far, maybe i should continue playing her.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Another one you can do for us is paste her name and number make all "interested" guys "use and dump" her too as we Don know who she be and wetin she like hear. Are you feeling me

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Another one you can do for us is paste her name and number make all "interested" guys "use and dump" her too as we Don know who she be and wetin she like hear. Are you feeling me

Cadec007:
see me o! Instead of him to tell us to help him order small bottle of sniper, so that he would take care of his heartbreak he is there ranting!

Leave am. Na so den dey do. .If care is not taken Man Utd will.first beat them mercilessly and Atletico will do the "Finish him" for them......

folahann:
We're not out yet. Wait for the second leg and see. Arsenal win 2-0. You will be dumbfounded

Just be making "unnecessary" mouth there to console yourself. You can't even win at home with a red card for athletico and you want to win them in the second leg. Why are you deceiving yourself?

Sanchez01:
Paddin

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Boss, u no go kill person with laugh. Na real Paddin me??

DiegoNakel:
Bro, she doesnt have a boyfriend. Shes only playing mind games with you.

Not all the time Bro..

EFULEFU1:
I proposed to This girl but she said No, she has a boyfriend
She can't date me

But she has every time in this world for me
YYesterday she told me I can call or text her anytime after I said I can stop calling or texting her if that disturbs her

She asks me lots of questions

Is there a possibility of her saying yes?

IF A LADY TELLS YOU SHE HAS A BF, JUST BACK OFF AND CONTINUE WITH YOUR SEARCH FOR A GF.......Put yourself in her BF'S shoes, if you finally find a GF, will you be happy to see another guy disturbing her for a relationship after she has told the guy she has a BF (you)? ......There are lots and lots of ladies around....A lady who tells you she has a BF already and still wants to be in contact with you, wants you to be

1. A friend
2. An option
3. A side bobo
4. An ATM (if she notice say you get money)

Which one you go like become?....Respect yourself and look for another babe to ask out. NO TIME!!

Jayceon:
I don't understand mandarin

You see. Who has a "slow fu*cking brain" now??

Jayceon:
I beg to differ.No slave can enjoy 24hrs uninterrupted electricity,drive on the smoothest paved roads,be able to school in the best universities in Africa.When Buhari said you guys are lazy he forgot to mention that you also have slow fu*cking brains.Do you know what a second class citizen is?

Shut the f*ck up jor. U just dey yarn dust since morning you feel say you dey make sense. Talking trash....blah blah blah blah.....If you like quote me... I will ignore you. I don't have time for empty barrels......

Imapearl:
Lol
yeah

Forget about him jor. You deserve someone better...He is an assho.le. ....

obinnashady:
At 28,he's already been relegated to China where old super stars receive pensions after having a nice career at A-list leagues

His village people i must say retired him on time

If you know the kind money this guy is collecting, you no go dey yan this kain dust wey u dey yan. If his village people did this kain thing to him. I don't mind if my village people do the same in monetary term to me too ooooo.

holyidol:
I needed working class lady for marriage call 08055717370

You "needed" a working class lady. Are you talking about how you needed a working class lady in the past??

Imapearl:
having sex!

Are you serious