₦airaland Forum

Liamm:
no bro... I know this girl too well.... OK? Not the flirty type per se

"You know her too well?." Seriously??..How come??. You don't even know anything about her yet...She doesn't even come visiting so how do you know her "too well"??...I'm 90 percent sure she has someone else getting that "attention"..I hope it's not too late when you find out..

ismart:
buahahahahahaah.. wikid. They know postinor is there if condom no gree. I don't even know how some guys reason when their hot, He had 3 options...

1. condom

2. postinor

3. Withdraw

But he chose non of the above. SMH

withdraw??..Really??...How about Pre-cum wey dey "powerful" than cum sef

LilChamp:
I had to find a way to hide my identity so as to find help, if you check my profile u will noticed what I mean. Just need your advice. Don't expect you to know what m currently passing through. Thanks anyway

Bros stop acting like you don't know what to do..Ahn Ahn..Na everything dem dey bring come Nairaland...Na wa ooo

TashaGirl:
[b]It's your Tasha babe again . My SDG thread was/is hit from back to back. Nlanders are still viewing the thread . I am like lets do this again.


My fellow ladies, after meeting the correct SDG guys , it's time to take care of your pussy(thanks to Seun for changing our precious pussy from kitty cat .

You don't wanna have a smellypussy right . Remember that SDG are good when it comes to eating pussy .

1. After urinating, please and please, use water to wash your pussy. Dont use toilet roll, the remains of urine makes the pussy smell . Just wash it away. Anywhere I find myself, I make use I WASH after urinating.

2. Don't use soap, no matter how safe the soap sounds like. Don't use it. Most(if not all) consists of hard chemicals. Save our SDG from eating chemicals and yourself from itching pussy

3. Be clean during your periods. Learn and try to change three times a day during your periods. Don't be dirty
. Pussy is FOOD!

4. Treat yourself during yeast infections. YI is a popular thing with ladies and it's normal. Don't be scared! Read online the antibiotics for it. During your treatment, make sure you don't skip a dose. Finish the dose and make the pussy eatable


5. Shave the pussy . Well, this depends on your guy but I personally love it clean, soft and smooth . I shave it off every Saturday. That place needs small air

6. Don't douche . I dont obey some times but we all know our pussy cleans itself. Say NO to douching .
Remember to check that place yourself. Touch it and feel it. You know when it smells bad right .

7. If you are not sure of your guy's STD/STI history, protect yourself with CONDOM .


If you don't know the meaning of SDG/BGD, check my last thread .


I'm done ladies, enjoy yourself [/b]

Nice one..The truth is - I have fallen in love with you already....**winks**

JoeBlocks:
LOL. Can you see it? Can you see it? Whoooooosh!.

Men that whoooooosh sound sounds like someone was banging her from behind brah.

I won't be surprise Oyedepo's daughter is more of a mourner, than a screamer.

Mourner??..Did you mean "moaner"

I rate you thiiree

rheether:
Who's ihenancho?

Wuraola....see question.....

onyenze123:
√2+j5 ( 2sinx - 3tanx)

The evil that men do....Even devil sef dey troway salute......

bbmpin:
@highlighted thanks for asking they did better than your source code

subliterate subhuman, an idle grotesque thick-headed waste of a human body

malingering enema-addicted offensively uninspired malodorous half-wit

you are a classic example of the limitations of an underdeveloped mind #fish tank brain

Chiiissssossss!!!!!....

firstking01:
I dnt know how else i 'll preach this to guys that immediately your gf gained admission forget her, even if she still calls you dnt give her your full heart...with the things we see girls do on campus eh...inshort, op, call it a quit and face your young life very well.

This Bros Know something well well. It's like there is this "spirit" that enters a lady once she gains admission. A very innocent smallie you used to know will turn something else when next she comes back from school. I no wan know how serious her relationship is with a guy when she's still a jambite, once she enters that higher institution, she'll cheat on you and it's either she hides it from you if you mean so much to her or doesn't hide It from you if she doesn't care......

KissChris:
47K

Really?. I got one for my Bae for N45,500 from Slot, Ikeja on wednesday....

Juliet11111:
Lmao! You've just shown the world how myopic and narrow-minded you're. You mean to tell me you've never acted against your will on some issues? Sweetheart You still got a very long way to go.

Ma'am, acted against your will with the same dude 6 - 7 times...hmmm...na wa oohh...I now strongly believe that "when a lady got beauty without brain, na her p*ssy dey suffer am pass ooo"...

Laveda:
Eiyaa

Please forgive her if she's really sincere about the whole thing, shít happens, that's if you really love her as you claim..

F*ck Love in this situation...If she truly loves me as she claims, will she cheat on me?

Which is the best Free Website Hosting Service for now?. Please I need tested and trusted ones.

valmunich:
Quite pitiful

I wonder when people will come to terms with the fact that nothing is worth taking one's own life

Bros, the matter just tire me...I'll keep saying it over and over again - "I never see wetin go make me take my own life"..Never will I do such - wetin I don achieve for the same life wey I go wan come end am like that?....I believe - "Where there is Life, there is Hope"....God no dey sleep oo..at all. Everything na Turn by Turn oo.........#GBAM#

tjskii:
Younger brother bawo, isn't he Kcee's older bro

E-money is Kcee's younger Brother....Most people don't know that...

kiddoiLL:
Wow i thought they love it huge

Lol...Story for the gods...Everything na mouth and to feel among

Fresia01:
silence.... very painful...my bf tried it once on me and I felt like committing suicide... I sent him different msgs...called buh no reply... then I compiled one heart touching msg very long ooo and sent to him bit by bit ...guess it touched him cus he called dat same night and asked for us to see n talk...we drove to a lake side bought suya and chicken..he said we needed d suya and chicken cus we are sure gonna have a long conversation n therefore there is need to spice it up...my heart entered my stomach...fear catch me I tink say na break up talk ooo...we got there and he asked me if I see us being together beyond now....I jux hugged him and told him not to say anything bout break up else I will collapse.... to cut it short...we made up and we are still together... love is sweet n painful at d same time..

That's sweet of you...Your Guy acted very matured..though I don't know him but I respect him for what he did...You acted matured too...I am sure you offended him and you admitted that you were wrong..He was very mad at you but that msg you sent to him showed you were really sorry about what you did and you cared so much about him....Your Guy loves you so much...Only a guy in love with his Bae would do what he did and vice versa...

tosyne2much:

For real??...You let her go scot free...Ahhhh...Na wa you oo bros...

SycophanticGoat:
The tags Gameboy and IT doesn't stand for or mean crime in the real sense...

Even if he answered yes to being a gameboy or IT person, I still maintain that those fools had nothing against him, not until the OP asked to bribe them. Gameboy and IT are words that are, in the real sense, not associated with crime so how do the fools expect every living Nigerians to know that such words are used to represent criminals?

Bros not for Nigerian Policemen or SARS..Gameboy to them means yahoo boy..That what yahoo boys call themselves now ...Game boy or working boy....

JeffreyJamez:
Lol I never see that Police officer wey go tell me to give am my phone.... we go know who be who that day!

Oga, na mouth you just get...Don't mess up with SARS oooo..Those guys no send you one bit..They are ready to embarrass you and fit even shoot you for leg if you try rubbish or do gra gra....Just be Calm and watch what you say....

cephsaidu:
It doesn't work that way for all girls....

Story!!!!

MChaze25:
.
i made sure i added why am uploading her.
I hailed her as a rare friend that her type was hard to find.
Does that mean that am into her?

Bros no vex oo but my own is why did you have to upload her picture and do all that...You could have just called her to thank her, Tell your babe about what she did and that's all...Not uploading her picture....LADIES ARE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY JEALOUS...Seen a situation where the babe was jealous because the guy was very friendly with his cousin (yeaa cousin)....

refiner:
...op,to me someone who is jealous is romantic!

cos if u ain't jealous,then u don't love me!

That's what I say and believe too...If you ain't jealous, then you don't care one bit about the person....

MChaze25:
I think women are more jealous than men in relationships.
Men can only react to what they see while women flow with what they see,hear and assume.
I once uploaded the picture of a female online friend that once helped me while i was away from the city. I never believed someone that i have never seen before did such thing with no strings attached.
So to show appreciation, i then uploaded her pics and praised her kind nature on instagram.
Did you know what happened next?
My Ex got angry and started ranting...
She unliked all my pictures claiming i was a womaniser.
Lol.
I was like;- for real?
This girl never jam womaniser sef.
Am womanising with someone i haven't meet before abi?
Jealousy ruins alot in relationships and it comes more from female folks.
Be bold enough to ask questions whenever your brain starts day dreaming or formatting.
It might be a virus attack. We are all humans and not jealous robotics[color=#000000][/color]

Bros, you would do the same if she "uploaded the picture of a male online friend that once helped her while she was away from the city."...You'll get jealous too........

WebSurfer:
Add Kiss Daniel to top that list... The promoters are just giving him fame and making all the money out of him.. Chi chi no gum am..

Btw: so upon the Billionaire ambitions wey yung6ix dey hala everyday, you mean to tell me he is not making money? Idonbelieveit.. Mbanu

He is but not from music bros....Yung 6ix rolls with dudes that are very rich...The guy get big "back up" when it comes to finance from these dudes....

publicenemy:
Smelling Vagina isn't a always sign of uncleanliness. But if she has spent all day busy without time to shower,then she would most likely have a smelly Vagina but its just normal,its same with us Guys. So when next you want to have sex make Sure she has freshened up. If the smell is still there, there is no point telling her she probably knows already,rather make your research about the situation and get a solution before talking to her about it. If you don't find a solution continue dating her till you do. My best ever relationship was with a chick with smelly vagina. I used to lick it Before banging her to shreds.

Chiiiiiiiiiiisos is lord...You used to lick what...If it smells like spoilt fish with yellowish discharge then bros I am sure you were licking a pussy infected with Bacterial Vaginosis...Though its not really dangerous and can't infect a guy but you should have told her to treat it na.......Back to the OP...Rather than Fall you hand like that, why didn't u just tell her in a "play play" way...You should have just said make una 2 go baff together.I am sure junior will rise when again when cold water touch you and you are relaxed...You fit even bang her for bathroom sef....Buy Metrogel for her and tell her you got a gift for her...Tell her its to make the pussy smell nice and fresh...You can also playfully tell her say na u go dey rub am for her womanliness anytime she wants.......If you are very free with your GF, I see no reason why una no fit playfully tell unaselves wetin dey happen....

dollyjoy:
meaning?

So you don't understand what he meant...Na wa oo...Must person "Use all his/her mouth to say something"?

coolh3ad:
You are welcome Cutie...I must confess - You got killer curves my lady.....**winks**

I hope you enjoy your stay on Nairaland...I am "very" free if you're in search of someone to show you around....

agesron:
Rest in peace handsome. Am new here please, greetings to u all.

You are welcome Cutie...I must confess - You got killer curves my lady.....**winks**

HornyTiwa:
Lol
this is so me

Really?...I would love to meet you if you don't mind

mzhorlah:
wats he saying now?

I am saying you are pretty....