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MathsChic:
Wake up. Women can now afford most things by themselves.

I am very very sure you didn't buy the phone with your money....

MathsChic:
Hi guys,

I got a new iPhone 6S last month, after I got tired of my 5S. My boyfriend is using a S4. That has been his phone for some years now. After he learnt that I now have a new phone, he is asking that I let him have my 5S. I don't know why I should give that to him.
He is stingy when it comes to buying phones , will not buy such 5S for himself or any other kind of phone for anyone. Why should I give him my 5S?

Just asking ooo.....Who bought the iPhone 6S for you?..You did or someone did and gave it to you??

Jamieoyel:
Had a discussion with my colleagues at work. It was about how a man can keep a lady in a relationship. Some stated that as a man, u wouldn't be able to keep a woman without adequate cash while others countered that it is quite possible to do so if you're very dexterous in bed.
I was enlightened but i decided to create the topic here.
If you don't have the quid, Can you hold her down with just the D?

Why will you hold her down with just the D when there are lots of guys with the D and also have the finance to sustain any romance..Its best a guy does everything possible to have both qualities....

"I never had issues with girls back then till I passed out."....You passed out...How??..Did you faint or were you unconscious for sometime??

vizkiz:
she meant kiss uses the same beats and voice for most if his songs. So the album is not worth her money

So she wants him to always change his voice abi...Which musician does that?

finalboss:
rapping 6yrs now ? but how old his he ...lols challenging olamide...you nor even call lil kesh.. nor go face ur studies... see head like fufu. attention seeker oshi

Bros calm down na...The boy is just 12....

nobilis:
ROTFL!!! You're just so wicked and evil.

Lol...she doesn't know the right thing to do na....

You want us to help you think and maybe decide for you since you can't think abi....So after going through you post and "thinking" for you, I think the best thing for you to do is 1. Follow the "married" man to paris 2. Sleep with him and even get "belle" for him 3. When you get back from paris with your "married" man, go and visit one "baba" in your village, explain things to him and tell him to give you "jazz" to use on the man's wife so she'll pack out of the house for you and give you a go ahead to marry her husband. 4. Marry the "married" man 5. Born the pikin for him 6. Live happily ever after.......Thank me later....

Peterpan222:
Boss thank you for your suggestion ......but if I make ask Do you really understand what I meant bt girl friend and girlfriend??

If you don't, then it means girl friend = no bleep, no intemecy, no kiss, no touch touch, no "I LOVE YOU" at the end of every calls, no spending on her, nothing nothing except calls and messages ( not love mesgs too).

Girlfriend = Has all the "NO" qualities listed above to be "YES"...

Hope u gat it now??

Oh so sorry Bro...You got me confused there....She tells you mostly everything about the guy - means she likes the guy and the guy could be her "best friend"...She didn't tell the guy anything about you....why wouldn't she do that?..Simple - she doesn't want him to know anything about you....I guess the guy (her bestfriend) wants her too, she doesn't wanna lose him and at the same time doesn't wanna lose you too so she's is not ready to drive him away by telling him she has a boyfriend (she could be "posting" the guy)..She's intelligent....She told you about him but didn't tell him about you....She's not putting all her eggs in one basket..she doesn't wanna lose in 2 ways.....I hope you understand.....

[size=8pt]THIS ONE IS NOT WELL AT ALL

which kain talk be this one now...."girl friend to him but a girlfriend to me"..The babe wise sha..Playing with the 2 of you heads like say na ball...The second guy doesn't know about it so i no too blame am but you bros ahn ahn..You fall my hand ooo..You wanna get loyal with someone you know has another boyfriend..Did she cook efo riro for you or is her "bedmatic skills" soo wonderful that she bleeped your brain out??

benestico:
FACTS ABOUT GUYS!!!


1. They Can never love one girl.
2. They Love sex more than love.
3. Are Talented in lying.
4. They Talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They Are Heart breakers.
6. They Can promise girls heaven on earth.
7. They Love you before sex, when you do it they hate you.
8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. Are Specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning Men are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby.
13. They want to bear the title am the one that disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. To Them I love you means I want to have sex with you.
17. Men don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating.
19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go, facebook and whatsapp but still they'll keep asking girls out.
20. They love doing sex through out their life.

TRUE
FALSE
MAYBE??

You forgot to add "TRASH" In the list (i.e TRUE, FALSE,MAYBE OR TRASH) because all i see here is TRASH !!!!!

Why did she invite him over in the first place?. If she stays home alone for that day, will she die??. She told her BF she kissed him and the BF will be like how am i sure you didn't even have sex with him..He wasn't there and she could invite her "guy" friend over, "she allowed him rub her leg as she lay on the sofa, She felt it was an innocent massage until it got Intimate and she got turned on and kissed him. She jumped up and asked him to leave and she got really angry at him and herself". And who would believe that "Story for the gods"..She try well well...Please ladies - learn to think of the consequence(s) of an action before you even think of taking that action at all...Don't do to people (your boyfriends) what you'll never accept from them.....shikena

"DANGEROUS TWINS"...This Movie touched me mehn and I didn't know when tears dropped ooo...

..I thought she's MC Galaxy's Bae..Na wa oo...Make I siddon dey look sha....

Which kind pregnancy test una do?...I hope its not that N100 strip pregnancy test oo (PT)....Before you conclude, make una go do correct pregnancy test for hospital....Bros, you know you are not ready and so is your babe. Why won't you use a condom and still cum inside a babe you are not planning to impregnate?..You did it on purpose..abi?.. You don't wanna lose the babe...right?....

Why would you just feel moody and depressed after having unprotected sex with her?...I am guessing she's either a runs girl, a prostitute or a lady you just met and there wasn't any form of resistance from her or "shakara" when you asked for sex....You are losing weight because you feel she might have infected you with the virus and you are "really" thinking about it...what you need to do is to stop worrying about this, go for the test in a few months time and just be optimistic....60 percent of guys have had this same experience. Its not really a big deal...

Slyguy:
Av bin dating my girlfriend for quite a while nw 3 years to b specific...6months into our relationship she read ma watsapp chart of where I was comparing her wt dis chick I really liked...she told me it was over Nd as usual I begged her for like a week b4 she took me back...m her 3 bf by d way..so like a ur into d relationship she went 2 visit friends in anoda school I was so scared cos her ex schools dere so I called her to knw where she was Nd she told me her ex place ..doing wat she said just visiting...BT my mind was troubled I knew something had happened but couldn't prove it. So when she came back I was just making use of her fone wen a text entered saying tanks u made my weekend ...of course I asked Nd she said nothing DAT it was because she cooked for him...I relaxed Nd was very devoted to her BT she won't STP talking abt her ex to me...den a day came wen she confessed to me DAT she actually slept wt d ex ...dis was after I found the packet of postinol 2 in her bag wen I was helping her move to a new house so I asked wat she wanted wt it cos we Dnt use it as usual she denied saying some girl gave it to her to study....after she confessed to MD things has never being same cos I really CNT bring myself to b faithful cos I still av dis nagging feeling DAT she might still cheat. Above all she has a very bad temper she can even disgrace me in public while she's angry...recently I broke things up wt her but she refused to take it...but I Dnt how to go zbt dis relationship cos I think it has been stretched to its limits...pls narialanders honest advice pls

And you want us to advise you..So you are telling us you don't know what to do abi...Ehn, Marry her na....abi

Slyguy:
Av bin dating my girlfriend for quite a while nw 3 years to b specific...6months into our relationship she read ma watsapp chart of where I was comparing her wt dis chick I really liked...she told me it was over Nd as usual I begged her for like a week b4 she took me back...m her 3 bf by d way..so like a ur into d relationship she went 2 visit friends in anoda school I was so scared cos her ex schools dere so I called her to knw where she was Nd she told me her ex place ..doing wat she said just visiting...BT my mind was troubled I knew something had happened but couldn't prove it. So when she came back I was just making use of her fone wen a text entered saying tanks u made my weekend ...of course I asked Nd she said nothing DAT it was because she cooked for him...I relaxed Nd was very devoted to her BT she won't STP talking abt her ex to me...den a day came wen she confessed to me DAT she actually slept wt d ex ...dis was after I found the packet of postinol 2 in her bag wen I was helping her move to a new house so I asked wat she wanted wt it cos we Dnt use it as usual she denied saying some girl gave it to her to study....after she confessed to MD things has never being same cos I really CNT bring myself to b faithful cos I still av dis nagging feeling DAT she might still cheat. Above all she has a very bad temper she can even disgrace me in public while she's angry...recently I broke things up wt her but she refused to take it...but I Dnt how to go zbt dis relationship cos I think it has been stretched to its limits...pls narialanders honest advice pls

And you want us to advise you..So you are telling us you don't know what to do abi...Ehn, Marry her na....abi

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

Even your BF abi....Lie lie

CJjoy:
Dem galz, read it again oh

Lol. I now understand. Do you rap?. You must be very good with word play

CJjoy:
6inches nw lets c, if it's exactly d size of my shoe's heel dn it's definetly small cause dem gals nid sumtin dey kant walk on

Very funny...for real??...You sef dey form say you fit collect pass 6 inches...I hear you oo...

Jadekitana:
But most tall guys have really long d.icks, i'm surprised yours is tiny! However this shouldn't be a problem at all, focus on your education and stop thinking about it. When you wanna finally date anyone,make sure she's a novice and then u must improvise during sex, have vast ideas, you could try whips and chains, intimacy gadgets, go fettish etc, that's my advice.

Women and the belief that "most tall guys have really long d.icks"..You ladies are just being deceived....No be by height ooooo....

bibijay123:
Hmmmn yea I like it

Thanks Cutie.... *winks*

bibijay123:
Hmmmn yea I like it

Thanks.... *winks*

bibijay123:
You Chinese?

Nope...I am not...lol....My signature...Right?...In english it means - "My help is in the hand of the Lord who made heaven and earth".(Psalm 124 vs 8 )...You like it?

pwitnina:
I had to end my previous relationship a month back because i was convinced he was for really now it seems he's only up for games

Imagine!!!..and I am sure you didn't give him a "good" reason to end the relationship....How are you sure he would accept you??

bibijay123:
Babe go back to ur first boo

Please tell her Cutie...She don know nothing.....

pwitnina:
I am a final year student. I met this guy about two year ago and from the moment we met he was insisting on having a relationship with me which I turned down until recently he returned to the country and started the communication and was still insisting on creating that relationship I was still reluctant giving the excuse I was in a relationship that it's not too late but he insisted he could cope with that after some while he informed me of a long distance relationship which he started when he was out of the country I wasn't bothered with it until recently when it got to my notice he actually shares a stronger bond with the girl cause he makes all his plans known to the girl which he doesn't with me he communicates with her even in my presence..... I know I have taken the wrong step I just want to know if it isn't too early to call the relationship off cause it's barely three months old

So you are two - timing....Right?...You have have a BF, He has GF.. So two of you are just "friends with benefit"...so why you dey complain

cyndidamsel:
Need ur advice I have a friend who told me she had sex with her bestie's boyfriend. She said she had gone to visit her friend in her boyfriend's place where she stays but meet only him around and decided to wait. But one thing lead to another and she ended up having 2 rounds of passionate sex with him. She told me she is dying of guilt inside and plans to tell her bestie the truth. Pls she needs your advice is this a good idea or not. THANKS NLANDERS

I am sorry to say oo...That your friend no well at all and she's just a cheap slut...Did she go with her BRAIN on the day she went to visit her friend at her BF's place...I am very sure she left it in the freezer at her house....Its better you don't friend such a person ooo....She can sleep with your boyfriend too "when one thing leads to another"....

bardella1:
exchanging numbers doesn't mean shez cheating or wants to cheat
Geez!
Guys sha nd deir level of thinking

You only said exchanging numbers...How about the "flirting" aspect??

Nova15:
If your gf can pick a movie character that doesn't wxist iver you,............

My brother, your own don finish.

As in ehn...na Big Time Finishing ...That's what I expect from "small small" children wey say dem dey "date"?....