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Airforce1:
So today reminds me of 4 years ago I had no girl friend ..
I was in kings college then before I left for veritas.
February 14th of that year was hell upon a man.
I had no girl friend .. all my friends flexed with their girls but I was indoor no girl.
watching movie and surfing the internet... Nairaland presicesly.

So every time I log on to nairaland , all I see s Valentine threads and sweet words lovers/couples say to each other.

The only words I used to console myself were

1. What's so special about Valentine

2. Valentine is over rated.

3.Theirs nothing special about Valentine

4.I will be in my bed sleeping and reading my books.

5. Theirs nothing to celebrate

6. No girl friend, no problem.

7. I will be bussy that day.

All this stories na because I no get girl friend then. Lol

please this is no indirect attack on nairalanders with no girl or boy friend to spend the Valentine with.


Lalasticla happy Valentine boss.
Please do your baby jeje today.
Treat her like a queen which she is.

Blessings.

I have a GF and we love ourselves sooo much..I still ask the same question...."What's so special about valentine?". You are meant to show Love to people you care about EVERY BLESSED DAY and not just on Valentine's day....Na only valentine be the best day to show love...I don't really understand...Until I get a good reason for celebrating valentine's day, I still don't know what's so special about it and why I should celebrate it on february 14 alone.....Gawd!!! Its sooooo over rated....#fact#

Philadelphia:
I gave 3 instances and you saw only 1. You are just another HND holder.

Then learn to make correct "instances"..Yeaaa, a proud HND holder...I hear say government dey pay una wey be BSC holders salary every month..Say God!!!!

Philadelphia:
[size=20pt]The one big question has always been "Did they force you to go for a HND programme?"[/size]

When others wrote JAMB and passed it, why did you not write/ fail/ meet the cutoff? Since you can always go back to school, or convert your HND to a degree, I don't see the need for your ranting

#bittertruth

And what is this one saying?...so you don't write jamb to gain admission into a polytechnic?.. Who Bsc don help sef??..Everybody dey house dey find job..

....

Best??..Kinda..I would rather say "funny"...The first from my sweetheart. After the sweet sex, she was like "This my baby can Bleep!!"...Anytime i remember this, i laugh....The second from my ex, after the sex, she was like "I dont know how to say this, but the truth is you know how to pound the pussy well" (She's a calabar babe oo)...Both funny but i no know which one funny pass..

Felincous:
The grl frnd of ma frnd called me yestdy night dat she has bin having feelings for me lately nd dat she cant keep it any longer than to tell me.I bluntly rejected her offer buh she started begging me to atleast bang her twice if I can't date her.I hissed nd end d call. She called back nd I warned her neva to raise d issue or else i will tell ma frnd. I be baddoo buh can't do dat to any of ma frnds. I can't just blive my ear...

Hmmmm...Say God !!!

refiner:
yea....love tall dudes....my fiancé must be tall!

Huh?...what of Boyfriends, Flings and bedmates?

Story story...Why did she say they were her close friends in the first place..She come go house do all the necessary arrangee come dey give you bobo....At your age

I'll try everything possible to save both...They mean sooo much to me....

Is this one well at all??.....

jonaifame22:
pls wat respect are you talkn abt?

The respect a younger one gives an elder one....Are you both Age mates

You wanna fvck her...Huh??.. Make sure you tell us when she starts to act like your GF and try to get sooooo into you that na you go come dey run....Also be prepared to lose the "respect" she has for you (that's if she respects you oo).. If you fvck her once, you know wetin u don turn....AGBAYA..u know what dat means?...Hope you are ready for all these

cruzita:
men will always be immature .I guess that's the way they are wired

And ladies will always act childish..I guess that's the way they are wired..

Both enjoy it but ladies enjoy sex more if the guy is hitting the right places. You need to hear the gibberish ladies talk when a guy is giving "it" to her the way she wants it..It only happens with a guy that knows how to treat a lady right in bed...I lie?

xMrPx:
Net worth of 600mil, Linda ikeji bought her house with 800mil. What an irony

Are you sure Linda Ikeji got that Mansion for #800million....I dont think so ooooo

menabae:

Please, ping me before valentine (2BA01CE2).....Waiting.................

Na Stone kill Goliath oo...One bullet can "fall" anybody down oo...If you like tall pass Goliath

menabae:
lolZz....

You're cute...Let's be friends if you don't mind..We get to know each other better before valentine's day...*winks*

menabae:
hian... Wat a good Samantha. Eh. I'm not asking for much ooo....Guess wat I want! . Puff-puff

No wahala...I'll get the best puff puff I can get and have it sent to you on valentine's day...Okay?

menabae:
Mtcheeew,valentine is still afar,buh is it must to buy gift for ur spouse only on valentine day?nawa oo

I tire for the bros oo...By the way, what do I get you for valentine??

Had1zasaf:
I'm so confused
How do I mAke her happy this year
It's valentine again and the economy is biting

Someone give me a hint

**checks calender**....Today is the 15th of January na. So how is valentine here??...Was Valentine moved from February 14 to January??...Bro Abeg, try think of a way to make more money before february 14 and stop disturbing yourself over nothing.

Photoshop gone wrong..

Who gives a f*ck about a Lady's voice....Beautiful for that matter...I have a female friend like that too.....Cute, Sexy, Tall but her voice is very "MANish"....But do I care....Everybody dey "too" trip for this babe...

worry359:
If you can't do the time.
Don't commit the crime!

Simple isn't it!

Not everyone there committed a crime..Some were just unlucky and were in the wrong place at the wrong time...Na God's guidance and protection sure pass...

You said it all in your title....YOU REALLY NEED HELP!!!!

Must guys/men always act like ATMs??. Who is even that "spiritual father" she's talking about??. I just hope its not what I'm thinking sha..Truth be told - that babe is playing with you as she's not into you. When she's done with you, she go change am for you..So do what you feel is best for you...#GBAM#

menix:
Abeg make him come quinlox this weekend come buy Hennesy for boiz...

Quinlox...You mean Quilox??

Kjking:
erm..... I had a Normal relationship with my gf, just like every normal relationship with it's ups n Downs. so two days ago I was going through her friends whatsap chat, and stumbled on this chat they both had about me on the 5 of January. in the chat my supposed gf told her friend she was planning to give me a Red card. I got broken, cos I really don't know what I did to deserve a Red card, I've been faithful, showed her love and all, the only thing I didn't do was have sex with her.. when I spoke to her about this, she admitted to it but said she changed her mind. now the issue is my friends told me to break up with her which I did. she's been crying and begging ever since I broke up with her... I really want her back but then my friends are saying otherwise.. what should I do..

Wait ooo....Why didn't you have sex with her?. Because she was raped?. I still don't understand why a guy won't wanna have sex with someone he loves ooo

cruzita:
I know about those drinks and I even drank them but I am not old.I'm barely 18

I change ur name from today to "Misz LINUS".....You can lieeeeee!!!!

marvelck:
Forget about single guys who cheat, every married man out there cheats on their wives steady. While single guys do theirs in the open, most married men who cheat, do theirs secretly...So,when you are referring to all the bad guys, include married guys/men too. Cos many of them cheat on their wives...

what exactly are you saying...."every married man out there cheats on their wives steady" and "Cos many of them cheat on their wives"....which one u dey talk??....every married man cheats or most of them cheat??...because its not the same