₦airaland Forum

Do I look like a joke to you?

seunmsg:
Bush meat don finally catch the hunter. I can’t wait for the ‘Ipob vs Kemi Olunloyo’ fight. Two crazy parties tearing at each other using the same crude and senseless tactics.

Both parties will strip each other nakked at the village square

GuestLog:
Hahahaha! Once you go black, you can't go back!

Now let's see how the Chinese people will throw them out in the street. Savage modaf***

Sometimes I feel like God likes to joke with some certain things just to entertain himself.


Wishing them a speedy recovery.

I said it severally, God and His Angels sometimes sit on very comfortable chairs with good Heavenly wines and just watch and use our lives for Comedy. One Angel will just say "Baba, let's turn this billionaire to thousandnaire" and another Angel will say "Baba, let's see what will even happen if we make this truck pusher the President of his country" and God and His Angels will just be joking and laughing while using our so called lives to entertain themselves.

AutoB24:
My wife left with our 2years old boy to her fathers house, now she's living an I don't care life what should I do? Pls I need advise.

Have you been told that the Sperm in your body has finished and that you cannot have more children when you marry later? Forget the woman, go and make money and even your mother in-law will come and throw herself at you. Move on my brother, move on.

AMOTEKUN officers have not been recruited. You will all recall that the governors of Yoruba States made announcement that able bodied men and women should go and fill form for enlistment into the incoming AMOTEKUN before the outbreak of the pandemic COVID-19

So recruitment, camping and training is yet to be done. Therefore, stop constituting nuisance on the internet.

Buba Galadima again after losing his polling unit by 3 votes to 750? What else can the old fool say?

Frankdoz8:
This is the coalition that will take over Nigeria.
#MoghaluSanusi

Sanusi Lamido will never work with Kingsley Moghalu because when Goatluck Jonaddaft and his hand of 49 thieves lead by the world bank fraudster Ngozi Iwealla were looting our treasury, Sanusi Lamido was screaming but Kingsley Moghalu who was one of Sanusi's deputies as CBN deputy governor kept quiet because Moghalu was part of the looting cabal. So Moghalu was glad that Sanusi Lamido was kicked out. Sanusi Lamido knew all the enemies within and will not work with anyone of them in the future.

CYBERWEAVER:
Kebbi is supposed to be a local government in Ebonyi state, Yeye Kebbi, I just to even forget it's name when listing others

Go and check the demography, the whole Ebonyi State is less in size than any local government in Kebbi State

manuelreports:
I am not saying he should give me his cursed money which comes from the sweat of average Lagosians who is hustling to survive, but my concern is the Agberos he have stationed in the nooks and crannies of Lagos to collect fares for him while he sit in his bourdillion palace and chill.

This is a time he should show that he really care for them and their families by handing them handful Palliatives that will cushion the effect of the lowdown. Funny enough he will not do it, never, he will even collect the little they are managing from them and the stupid Agberos will still raise their hand above their shoulders to shout tuale tuale any time they see him. Suffering and smilling dey sweat them like beans and bread. You will see someone who eats just once a day defending Buhari as if he benefits anything from him.

Ndi off mmanu
Tufiakwa

This is the result of laziness, lack of home training couple with psychiatric disorders and mental imbalance.

Nigerians everywhere. We are the best, the good, the bad and the ugly, no wonder that he goat Donald Trump is jealous of us. The other useless white pigs wish COVID-19 will kill us all, but instead it is the racist white pigs that are dying in thousands.

Our problems remain our leaders and now joined by tribalist miscreants on the internet.

Righteousness89:
This Scripture comes to Mind..


And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

Revelation 20:12

Buhari is still standing on his feet. A thousands may fall be his right and ten thousands by his left, but no evil shall come near the righteous.

Fulani herdsmen will suffer once AMOTEKUN begins operation. It is the coward COVID-19 that stopped the recruitment, camping and training of AMOTEKUN officers. You will all recall that forms have already been designed and South Western States governors have asked Yorubas to go and collect recruitment forms before this coward COVID-19 started. Once we defeat COVID-19 and restrictions are lifted, AMOTEKUN recruitment will start.

JasonJidenna:
Sad one....


This is not the person we were expecting.... "If you know, you know"

Cc; fergie001, how's Zagreb?

If you are one of those expecting Buhari to die, then I am sorry for you because there of those who wished Buhari death in the past have themselves been buried. Mind whom you wish evil. Whom God hath blessed, no idiot can curse.

Corrinthians:
The same Igbos that were insulting Yorubas hours ago and are still doing so right now, suddenly want an alliance because one thief says so. That boy thinks too big of himself. His popularity begins and ends with especially illiterates from the East.

He is a wiseman in the midst of his foolish followers.

After calling us names his useless dead parents dare not call us? Yorubas will never be in agreement with drug pushers and armed robbers. Never ever.

Why didn't he and his supporters ask for Biafra when your ineffectual buffoon brother Goatluck Jonaddaft was there looting and stealing? I see, so Nigeria was good when you had the key to the treasury. Now that the key to the treasury has been snatched from the looters, they want Biafra.

You can easily get your Biafra. Go and find land far away from West Africa and move your people there. There will never be a drug trafficking nation like Mexico beside Nigeria

Several miscreants on the internet.

orisa37:
AKINJIDE JUST DIED. HE WAS THE MOTHER OF CONSTITUTIONAL STATE AUTONOMY IN NIGERIA.

OBASANJO JUST ADVISED BUHARI TO RESTRUCTURE NIGERIA AND THE 1999 EXCLUSIVE LIST TO SERVE AS A LEGACY TO REDEEM HIS(BUHARI'S) MILITARY PROFESSION.

FREDERICK FASHEUN OF OPC ONCE HINTED THAT BUHARI MAY CAUSE NIGERIA'S BREAKUP IF CARE IS NOT TAKEN. AK IS NOW VERY DEAD.

THE NW, EXCEPT KATSINA STATE, SE SS AND CS ARE NOT REALLY PROUD OF ABBA KYARI'S LEFTOVERS

AND SO ODUDUWA SHOULD ASSERT NIGERIANS RIGHT TO

1, INDEPENDENT POLICE GOVERNANCE OF EVERY CONSTITUTIONAL STATE IN NIGERIA.

2, INDEPENDENT RESOURCES CONTROL OF THEIR LANDS AND MINERAL WEALTH.

3, INDEPENDENT ELECTION ENGINEERING PROCESSES AND PROCEDURES OF THEIR LIVES.

4, REVERSED REVENUE ALLOCATION FORMULA BY LETTING THE CONSTITUTIONAL STATES CONTRIBUTE MAYBE TEN PERCENTAGE OF EACH STATE'S REVENUE TO RUNNING FG FOR FOREIGN AFFAIRS MILITARY AND TREATIES FULLY AND ONLY.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

I thought PDP has done all the above listed. Obasanjo was President for 8 years very recently. If he did not Restructure during his 8 years of looting but he is now asking Buhari to Restructure, then Obasanjo needs psychiatric evaluation.

PureGoldh:
The thing that baffles me is why some individuals instead of building up better stuff's that will help promote sanity in the land...they are busy putting up crooked apps and links that they will use to scam innocent citizens...tueh

FG should do the needful... atleast, let her citizens smile dx period

Imagine, some of our brothers planning ways of scamming fellow brethren in this difficult time. How are they different from the notorious one million gang of robbers? In fact, these are the educated wing of the one million gang. The gods will destroy them all.

Psalmy2cute:
wetyn be this?

Bring out what you ever produced in your life.

AFRlCA:
We don't trust both the Nigeria Military and Boko Haram.

Prophet Muhammad brought terrorism to the world in the name of religion

What do you want Muslims to think about this senseless statement of yours? Islam was fully established about 600 years after Christianity, yet useless Church goers are scared of Muslims but real followers of Christ know that Muslims are brothers from another mother

SLAP44:
This is very good.

But the Aba method of mass production is a more grassroot oriented system where they are neither looking for publicity or government patronage. Those boys down there are producing on their own power, braving every challenge and getting better at everything they set their minds to.

We don't care about any government handouts. Give us a port in Ibaka, let us import raw materials and export finished goods and in 10 years, Dubai will be buying from us.

Give you a port to be importing and exporting drugs? No way.

I thought your brother Goatluck Jonaddaft has built airports and seaports in all the villages in South East.

solmus:
when it comes to charity , you have to give it to Rochas Okorocha..

That's why he never falls. God loves those who take care of the poor.

Oxb90:
All i know is that when the righteous rules the people rejoice.

Like when Goatluck Jonaddaft ruled and he couldn't build 2nd Niger Bridge or East-West Road or Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, yet his wife was looting.

9jahotblog:
“#Abbakyari was a very useless man, any Nigerian that mourns him will never Rest In Peace” - Angry Nigerian Man Blasts #buhari ‘s late chief of staff!!!
watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6c_3I3sGlE

Let him list the life achievements of his own parents who are not very useless.

WATCHOVER:
Op expect money rituals, Money will never dry.
This is what you get when you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

Useless rulers.

More deaths to come in Aso Villa

Several of those who wished Buhari death in the past have themselves been buried while Buhari is still doing wonders with Aisha in the other room.

So Prof Banjo Akintoye is a Yoruba leader. The writer of this nonsense should be at Isolation Center because COVID-19 has infected his chicken brain.

helinues:
The 1 million boys are just the jobless Agbeero and cultists members.

I guess the politicians have neglected them

Everything that goes wrong in the society is the fault of the politicians. Even the foolish man that has three wives and 15 children to be feed with the menial jobs he does still blames the politicians for his self caused poverty

crownwealth:
Alhaji Lie Mohammed will not go unpunished.

Who will punish him? You or your ghost?

magicminister:
It’s high time we push for a law that makes it impossible for former head of states to become civilian president. Though mediocre, The biggest strides we made in our democracy were during the Jonathan/Yaardua era.

We should not keep recycling the old people with ideas that never worked!

Biggest Strides that could not build 2nd Niger Bridge, Lagos-Abeokuta-Ibadan Expressway or fix Nigeria's rotten airports. Use your brain

Big men don't shout. Only hungry boys flaunt what they don't have.

Osidazz19:
This is the man that helped NPN to rig the election against Awolowo back then.

RIP.

And while he was still alive, he was forgotten but Awolowo is remembered everyday even after death.