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Hey girl, let the revolution begin already.

If you need advice on brutally destroying the elites, call me and I'll point you to meet someone who'll give it out for free.

You must not be like Nnamdi Kanu. In just one week, all will surrender.

Are you game?

Blackfyre:
Over one million naira at a betting promo and you think he has made it?....

If you know what it truly means, you will be praying for that dude. Serious prayer for that matter....

Btw, if you know what's good for you, you will use that opportunity to cut him off. It's a blessing in disguise.

Blessings be on you.

No need to ask for advice. Cut the mofo off and save you and your future kids some unnecessary avoidable problem.

Don't say Blackfyre didn't warn you o.

Edonojie007:
So People Still Dey Wey Get Sense For Nairaland....You Shock Me O! I Thought Sense Has Gone Extinct Here.

I sometimes pretend to be normal. I'm not normal o, don't be deceived

Modern day Lot. But this Ghanaian is "LOTS" cos he has three daughters.. $mh..

Nice work.
But really? Bald headed Oyedepo?

I smell lies

I'm not sure I would want to propose the way all these guys do. TF with kneeling down and asking silly mumu questions?

You want a woman? Tell her.
You want to spend old age with her? Tell her and take her home.
You only want her to bear you a child? By all means, don't tell her, if you must, playfully tell her.

As I play reach, I can't be acting drama na. I go straight to the point if I want something like that.

What's with all the drama? ko s'aye oshi o....

All these celebs dey enjoy o. See the specs, choi

LilNetty:
All work no play make Jack a dull boy

The guy too serious abeg. even on a quasi-anonymous forum like this .... $mh

Abeg shift Make I burst his head...

Mine was when I met the idiot that ran away with my money and instead of deal with him as I've sworn to do, I was now feeling pity for him.

That's very unlike me.

Temysteve:
then whats the difference between you and the fowl?

Nice reply

Baba "Yansher" ? in the Zambezi?

Not surprised.....

ifenes:
Yes I hardly come on here as topics of discussion are usually recycled. However life is a movie and everything happening has already happened. Even the parallel ones are happening now.

Talking about our society being on reverse, I can tell you everything we are being taught is a lie. Doctors destroy health, school destroy knowledge , university graduated are schooled slave workers, the church destroys the spirit essence of the human. The media will never tell you the truth. Real knowledge come from within, it can never be taught. You are being taught you need money to survive and that’s also a big lie. The Universe supports whatever we choose to experience because we creators and so far we are unconscious creators creating negative realities like pain, hunger, suffering etc. This is due to negative teaching. The reverse of it all is Bliss/Heaven( which is contrary to what the pastor will teach on his pulpit)

Just like I said, it's not always the case.

There are alternate and parallel realities of course. What happened yesterday is still happening now and what's happening now will still happen and continue happening..... continuity.

It's just a difficult thing to accept when you're told all these but with no way to access the separate timelines and realities, don't you think?

I would like to know more about how doctors, surgeons in particular destroy life (I am very positive I'm not ignorant to the fact that some biochemists and others who in their right are doctors are very dangerous)
But I would like to know why you generalize in that first.

Weh done bro.

MizMyColi:
Correctguy101

I'm tongue tied

I am extreeemly occupied

Ha....

MizMyColi:
Lol, Dave.
Good morning.

But I'm not a Christian anymore, my dear.
I have no religion to lay claim to.
I do not consider the Bible as the word of God.

It does not make sense to me that Paul's words now equal the word of God.

I think that the word of God is in the hearts of all men.
It is living, and it is flowing....
You just need to tap into that consciousness and do exploits.

You talked about contemporary folks having access to the president....

Well, Dave, let's just say that some folks with specific assignments actually have the president's personal line. When they call, he listens, when they need to meet, he makes it happen, no matter what.

My understanding is that there is more to God, the divine if you may, than meets even the most enlightened of eyes.

Sometimes, people experience an aspect or some aspects of God...
This is dependent on what you are here to do...

I know what mine is....

Now the good thing is, wherever you are at, however you are...God has his special ways of reaching you, because you are part of him. How he reveals himself to you would be different, or rather, might be different from how he does to me.

In the end, we are on seemingly different paths to achieving our truest, realest nature - GodHood.

Let's get married already

Many believers can't stand a guy that doesn't have interest in all the religious faiths

ifenes:
I have a billion words to add to that pic. The people on the bottom picture are the true church that needs tithe and the top pic is a creation of thieves. Everything in our society is backwards. To understand life, put it in reverse.

The reverse doesn't always apply and you know it.

I would be grateful if you would take a little time from your busy schedule to share some of the "billion words" you have on any issue. Let's start with this picture brodaly.

You dey scarce these days o, do take us serious small na. Come and share with us your thoughts on matters

KingSango, what does that picture mean by there's no space and there's no ball shaped Earth?

I'll like hear you on each of those..... my head dey boil...

Awaiting your response boss

KingsJohnson:
OGA at d top... during d gud old days, today nothing motivate or makes us happy again as a nation, bad bad news everyday...

Bro aswear. GEJ and Mama P with their comedians at least made us laugh and forget our sorrows (even if na small )


I miss them.

Buhari is just acting serious and the results show he's an unserious, insecure man, he and his entire government.


They've recovered trillions but my brother, where are the trillions?
Their budgets are as big as olumo rock, but where are the results?

Still, no good humor

The man should resign already and go play with his cows and grandchildren. I could take osinbanjo but Buhari is not it.

BlessMySoul:
How is this Village Mgbeke an Igbo Slay Queen?

You no weak? I'm weak already

eshietIntrepid:
The only thing you can offer as star prize is a mouth to mouth kiss?

I pity the dey guy because for me, u for covert that kiss to cash.

Through standard exchange or what?

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Eiya, my guy has been bitten.

Sorry o...

Kings1464:
kitten wey Ikechukwu and others don turn to fairly used

God please don't allow me to be in this guy's shoes....... Amen!

I do not envy him at all

Weh done. Shey dem teh you say "kitten" get measurement? U be serious olodo.

What about indomie pepper soup?

Just boil and boil and boil, add seasonings and continue boiling. If hungry no let you rest, remove the da*mn rubber and eat to your fill...

FFK, we go mobilize keke come beat you o.
Nigerians get sympathy to give anybody?

SIINXU:
Who will treat an illiterate like a queen?

No one I know of

TrueSenator:
Lies lies lies..................Nigerians don't................but wait till 2019 confirms it

I suggest you work on the truth to repair the badly damaged relationship instead of telling lies

Wait ke?

In a saner society, he would be asked to go home to his cows in Duara.

MeezPat:
at least now we can celebrate in peace without much noise....

Abi o...

That's how boys will be forming Rambo and be holding the fireworks with style.

That shiit almost blinded me.

cruzita:
I CAN'T WAIT 2 PICK MONEY AT UR WEDDING

In case I forget, remind let's goan pick money together

I can't if in my right senses.
But when high, I can do anything.

Gentle034:
Gee you would be surprised, if u ask her why d pressure on marriage, especially if she is a religious person.

She's very religious. A staunch JW

And you know how much them love Jehovah na

Benz4pimp:
Stop acting like a fool....once u r paying for sex,don’t go with ur feelings.....keep feelings out of money relationship cus another man will have sex with her once the price is right!!!How old r u sef?

You dey mind the mumu OP

WebSurfer:
lol at least somebody can relate

It's not a small thing bro. Plus I already gave her a grand daughter the old woman never stops to remind me of my marital status.

She'll be like "My boy, you'll not find a girl to settle down with abi? I heard mature ladies visit you in this house. You think as you are living people are not seeing you? I know all your secrets. Find a good girl and make me happy"

Me will just be silent and say thank you ma, I'll try and deny the ones I could.