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Blizzy9ja:
This one no be case na... Police go release the guy on bail with N10k, sell half back to their client and then share the remaining one amongst themselves... smoke the rest

You even know your country wella


And surprisingly, that's what will happen.
Dem don spoil business for ómó Oro.....

Tascom236:
Dem mallam too get brain....

Which brain.....
Person build motor finish, forget to put wiper.... You even sure say that kpangolo go move?

nurez305:
Which sars are you talking about
Is it sarz on the beat or sars wey dey beat?

If dem catch you?

savvy12:
The truth is that I'm not attracted to him.
Yeah,he is rich and everything but I don't want to have sex with him right now.
I feel like he is lied about his age and other things.
I want to have sex with him when I'm sure I can trust him.
I requested for his family album the other day and he gave me one flimsy excuse and I was pretty sure he had it.

You're not serious my dear girl, Do you know what you're doing?
What are you doing dating a man you're not attracted to?

I have sisters and I'll tell you what I'll tell my sister if she makes this same mistake your making.
If you want to have fun, go ahead but I believe you want something serious so let the guy go. Why did you even gave him the hope of dating you.

You should have said, no dating but if you want to watch him and be sure before anything, you could've just agreed to be friends with him, though you run the risk of losing him that way.

Like abroad guys dey sweet ladies wella...
Someone just posted here how an abroad guy was all loving, came here and married her well, chop her okolo tire and go back abroad and was now acting cold.
Baby make yourself happy and have fun. If you are attracted to a man, let him go, no dey give them hope.

I've not seen orobo I'm not attracted to tho... except that black fat woman sitting on that guy in one meme like that... SMH..

NwaAmaikpe:



I still remember his humble days back in Enugu. Folks didn't believe he was in a tertiary institution.. When students struggled for buses from Campus 2 to IMT, they always offered to lap him.
That was about when he got an entry into Enugu Nollywood.

Happy birthday Chinedu
It's been a long time coming,
Fame and fortune yet no inner happiness;

such a wasted 40 years.

The bolded got me thinking. ...

Why do you say so my good sir?

goaldynman:
Says a Head-to-ground-slamming, kettle-to-dickk-washing Islamist?!

Choi, you get bad mouth o...
Kettle-dick-washing? Nothing I no go learn for this nairaland, hahahaha

anonimi:
I guess that you believe they are chosen of God, right
Based on their own HISTORY book, sold to the Christian world, which currently dominates world affairs?
Are we no longer created EQUAL by the Almighty God?
How did Abram get to Canaan before he changed his name to Abraham


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For a fact people wonder why the Arabs are so territory conscious. It's because of the Israelites and their land grabbing God.

See true history in summary.... clears throat....

When tough old Rome decided to end the Jews because of their constant wahala (Rome vanquished many states, the Phoenicians are one, Tyre another)...
Many of the Jews escaped and spread everywhere.... Living as first temporary inhabitants and like their thieving land grabbing ancestors, permanent residents.

Most moved to ancient Gaul and lived there for long. And you know it's their nature as snitching agents and infiltrators for they believe God has given them the whole world and everything belongs to them...
They infiltrated the Franks hierarchy and have important positions to themselves..... both in Lyons, and everywhere.

William the bastard was one whom the Jews infiltrated and had more powers through him especially when he took over what we call England today.

Remember also that most of the king's of old England were hated by the English for they weren't English but Normandy born. I'm not sure the English broke the jinx but the normans found a way to live with the English in peace and conquest continued as far as Wales and Ireland. Even to the Americas...

I dey rant abi, don't even know what I'm saying but what I'm trying to say is today in America, there's a community of Jews known and unknown....
The government has been infiltrated for centuries coming and it's a success.

The Jews run the Congress and the government infact, even in old French....
You wonder why Hitler wants them dead even being half Jew? Just add any nonsense I spit here together.

They're infiltrators and has been building their strength for so long. Today, they're invincibly strong, despite being so small.

Abraham was from Ur in ancient Babylon and today's Iraq....
Yes he paid for lands and most of his sons paid for lands too but most of the claimed portions of Israel are forcefully taken during the warlord David's time even before then, the Bible shows how they've been steadily killing innocent men, women and children to take the land. Sometimes ordinary goat, camel and lizards are not even spared.

All in all, I salute their vision, it's a huge success. Masada will never repeat itself.
Even the financial world has been hijacked since grand Master Herr Vonn Rothschild time in old Germany.


Africans own na to chop today and forget tomorrow. To hell with the future...lols

All these idiots are putting their long mouths in what's no their business. I see seun and his bots deleting any comment against Islam but this action by Nigerian Muslims is odious and very stupid.

The lady in the front... Which kain mask she wear
The one at the back.... I comment my reserve
Bald woman....

UNDERWEAR:
Personal Assistant to the IG doublewahala. Can I meet u?

Ha, I never knew you're VIP.... Shun Sir...

Bede2u:
Thiefnu.bu wont be happy with this news

Lol nairaland auto corrects t.hiefnubu as tinubu to show he is their lord and master. But wont auto correct 'Atiku'

Now we know some of the backers of this forum

Dey there make pant dey wear you...

Type Boo.harry and see for yourself...
Or try comment on Islamic section and receive the shock wey kill Abacha, make Atiku kneel down for Babangida and even make Obasanjo dance skelewu

I tire for Seun kind of atheism... SMH

solochris:
@ Op, What is awkward about this moment abi stories don finish ni

You no tire?
And the thing enter FP..

Oga Seun don collect bribe...

Just imagine.. SMH

rekeson:
Nigeria traffic is somehow worthless cos it is mostly clicks with no single action...

True talk...
Not even viewing...
We just scan through and move on, clicking upandan anyhow....

I'm guilty of this, I don't like reading online, if it's not a book I can flip the pages, forget it.
I'm too old school for that, and I don't want to spoil my eyes with those yeye rays.
I most times print any PDF I download, I have a personal printer for that. Even some threads on tutorial on nairaland, I'll copy and paste in my Ms word and print it out.
Online matter is just for interaction that's how I see it

I just enjoy flipping the sheets.

Morning bro

lookingfly:
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Ye,,,, hahahaha

UNDERWEAR:
.. You no lie, she's wearing a blue pant. Baba, b4 ur quote came through I dan cum my testis out already.

Ha, Vaseline Crew... Na wetin be your rank for the VC club

yusuf01:
What qualifies him to be an Islamic scholar? So because he ties a turban makes him one? This is of course a clickbait, using ridiculous headline to lure people to click.

Of course, no person with basic Islamic knowledge will do that in public, so don't insult Islam by referring to this person as a scholar

In your mind.
I don't even know what to say to someone who thinks a man kissing his own wife has done wrong.

Before you wahabists start labelling everything Haram, remember that before any religion, there's humanity.
Can't you guys be human for once?

These Abrahamic faiths destroyed the peace in the world. The far East has known no peace since the onset and the trouble has been exported everywhere in the world.

Be human for once. We're not here to please any God but to care for ourselves as humans

Gosh

Flashh:
[color=#151B54]Wow! This their kiss, just filled my car tank with fuel.[/color]

Jesu, which motor you dey drive?

Na Honda CR-V I get here and I'm still buying fuel....

I'm suspecting you Flashh

Afritop:
Well. All I know that the fowl's secret, what he has been protecting from the public despite all the packaging has now been exposed

Ha, you have my time....
I'm just having fun bro, don't mind me...

Good morning to you

UNDERWEAR:
I just dey Immagine how female soldiers dey moan..
Sombori whose gat an idea?

Werey, you don already pull her clothes for your dirty mind....
No go repent, dey there dey commit 4nication abi na 5nication like me....

My eye dey pain me abeg.

Afritop:
Yoruba proverb will say Aféfé ti fé gbogbo aiye ti ri furó adié (The wind has blown and the fowl's bottom has been exposed to the world to see)

Apart from boiling and eating the "fowl bottom", wetin the whole wide world aka www wan use just seeing the fowl bottom do?

Ayam not understanding this adage abeg.

blingxx:
So the idiot can jump fence?

You dey fear say "his yansh will leak?"

Criis:
Father Lord
They suppose throw am over the fence... Faster and less stressful

Wicked boy...
You be winch? Na person pikin o ...

TheHistorian:
And my household too.

Imagine that she-bullock going naked in front if me.I will not regain erection till about 5 years.

Ahn ahn, why are you lying.
Let me call her to come give you lap dance, ready the 45million o..

Wicket sombori

DrinkLimca:
The funny part of life is that ladies like this, got deflowered with indomie and egg..

I came here to read nairalanders yabbings, for seeing the post on FP, I know my people will open Bible swear for her ....

Lo and behold, daddy wasn't disappointed.... Una can curse for Africa, hehehehehe

See comments.

I use gun beg you, no curse me cos I quote you o...
Dasherz say she be like stockfish hahahaha

And you remind me the days of indomie and eggs. All those Igbo boys wey dey sell that combo know all our escapades then

I miss AJ

Billyonaire:
I had Christmas Tree in my home even when I was an atheist, I was an atheist for over a decade, but now I am not Theist, I am nothing. I believe nothing, but I know that God is a binary fractal algorithm in amnesia playing Cosmic hide and Seek Game to rediscover and enjoy itself.


Go and sin no more, Christmas has always been celebrated even before the days of Yahushua Ha Mashiach aka Jesus aka Issa Ibn Mariam, and Christ is a level of Cosmic Conscious that many strive to attain and pass through to the Spirit Realm. So, if you have no idea what Jesus meant, when he said, 'In my Father's House, there are many mansions; I will prepare a place for you, so that where ever I am, you can also be there', the guy meant that there are many Kingdoms in Heavenly Paradise, and you will be his Sheep, does not mean that atheists wouldnt have a place in the Kingdom, it just is not going to be in Jesus' kingdom, its going to be in the Kingdom of countless Ascended Masters, Angels and other great Gods in the Cosmos.

Rest Easy, the Gods love us all.

Hahahaha
@the bolded, I arrived at that conclusion after one great sleep I can never forget or remember in total.
But I don't call it amnesia, but it sounds okay for I believe when God fully wakes up, existence as we know it will end and another will begin...

The big guy is sleeping and dreaming all that's happening now...
The hierarchy of life is all his doing. We can ascend if we work hard to. And work here denotes using your brain.
Reason for being alive is just to discover yourself, understand it and your environment.

If you mistake tell this to some people ehn, hahahaha make I no talk...

As for the gods, not all of them love us o, some see us the way we see goat and rat and cockroach and even mosquito. If you disturb them with your human wahala, they'll just clap you to death and imprison anything that remains of you before you even realize yourself... lols

People usually pray, "let your kingdom come" but they don't know that if Yahweh kingdom ever comes, na wahala all of us go enter.
The great Lord of war will just finish us all because I know humans wahala these days pass the one wey dey Bible...

morning sir

Billyonaire:
It therefore means that what ever we need on this planet, to understand the entire Cosmic 'Hide and Seek Game', created by the Almighty Creator of Gods, Humans, Lower Animals and Plants, for ALL to experience itself and ridicule itself, in Amnesia, is available even to those who can not afford a condom.

May we prosper in its ultimate wisdom and live in eternal paradise even as we saunter on the surface of Mother Gaia.

It's available bro, .......


You and yourself (I believe you understand what I mean) know that the plant enhances and expands whatever it meets in whoever consumes it..


Those who don't have funds for condoms are always sponsored brodaly. And I believe you're talking about touts and goons.... SMH

I've been paying and beating some idiots since 2012 to not disturb my mum at her shop.
I pay the boss and beat the uninformed idiot that disturbs my mum... It has worked for me bro. And I continue to pay.

Only face problems each time they charge boss.

It's a difficult life, but my old mum doesn't want to leave the place and each time she hears I was there, she'll come fight me lols,... SMH

Like she can take care of herself....

It's a program like you already know bros, the idiots have bosses and the bosses have bosses who also have bosses that feed on plasma and energies....

If you've had your energy depleted before in your watch, you would understand.
Bro, I slept for 4hours before I regained my strength.. I went back immediately I woke up to fvck the idiot up but he has known me and was no where to be found.


If you haven't been done in, you wouldn't know. I pray I meet one of all these atheists face to face. They'll know the religious are learning...

rhymz:
Lol

Good Lawd, I didn't even see my grammatical dingoism .. hehehehehe


imagine...



Let me quote me again... Lols

The guy face be like person we wan wan cry..ure say na increase the thing increase?

De Gea where are you when I need you... hahahahaha

Billyonaire:
Sold 3 of them for 100,000 each and collected 10,000 VAT.

There is nothing more to hear in this world, Nigerians now sell humans as dogs and goats.

The man is a confirmed idiot....
A totally fvcked person. Just imagine.

Billyonaire:
I hope the angels and other ETs will love it...

I bet no one truly hates it, it's mostly sentiment from the millennium old propaganda and conspiracies against an innocent plant.

The Da Vincis of the world, the Michelangelos, did use it....
The ancient astronomers from old wise kemet and mesoposh did use it, even the Baal worshipping Phoenicians enjoyed the plant...

Barbaric Mayans learned to gain access to wisdom from it. Ask me how I knew, I don't know too. It's the same way I just know that boiled corn can stop infection from a wound if there's little medical treatment available.

It's same way I just get to know things and are mostly right.

Billyonaire:
Holy cow, the shit made me want to zoom out of the Universe, the thing you mentioned earlier about not being the mind, this is more like meditative state, but not that deep, it seems the motor neurons takes control from the rational mind and one is able to function like a robot controllable by something higher.

I do not know about sex, because my mind is not always on the normal boring sex life, I love tantra massage and I have this big sauna and massage room and all that comes with keeping this body beautiful, So I do have company of Sex and Tantra massage in all of its glories, monotonous sex is nothing to me at this stage, so Yes, I might find a way to introduce to partners, that is when my wife is out of the country. If she ever gets to know that I take this, she probably would file for half of my assets ..lol. That is how stigmatized that Nature's plant has been demonized.

About the reading, I think I forget easily when in spirit, seems that memory cache is wiped clean by chemicals from the tea, there is something about this plant which I consider not just biochemical, I think there might be components of the planet that hold inter dimensional functionality. Cos it seems to somehow force one into meditative state and enhance earring, seeing and the entire five senses towards extra sensory aspect.

I will like to study this plant the more to really understand if it causes madness as posited in many quarters, as always, I will be sincere, I will be factual and rudimentary, the result may not be shared except on request and if it turns out to be positive without cross border mental disadvantage, then I think I have got a companion when I need to push my body off the physical limits.

I hope the angels and other ETs will love it...

I recommend you get her in a romantic environment and make her cry for more. Boring sex when in the"spirit"? NEVER... caps intended for it's a loud never, hehehehehe
You'll do things you never knew you could do....

Like I always say to myself in particular...
We're all bio-machines (That explains the bio-surgeries for transplants and transgender and the likes)
Man has been able to get or create working spare parts for the machine called "Man"... Believe it or not, you're not your mind, and you'll feel it more when you take my tea.
I've not seen my own administrator as you say you've seen yours. What I do is, imagine my forehead is a windshield and my brain a cockpit with all buttons to move this ship called body and simply ask myself... "Why is this part of my head called a temple?) Then I play with several answers using my imagination to create many things, some funny and some serious. I only do this when I feel I want to meditate and play with my brain.

But to be serious, I vibrate myself till I don't even know where I am, I'll know I'm asleep but I'll still feel I'm awake.

Without reading or studying anything further about this tea, I believe you've already heard too much about the plant.. Try this:

Sip until you feel you're in the state, lie and ask your brain any question about the plant.
I most times ask myself about the past, I don't try the future, it'll spoil the fun of surprise,
That was when I experienced me guiding a giant with locks and the giant is a she. Took her home and gave her a place to rest.
That was also when I witnessed a battle between what I just felt was Horus and Seth battling together with a dragon.
Me watching as if I'm the sun...
In all these, I don't take them serious but a realization always hit me and I just get a conviction, a knowing attitude of the matters on hand. Surprisingly, I am mostly right but I don't share the experiences often, last time I tried, the giant stopped showing up.

Crazy things brodaly, just ask yourself anything and you'll be surprised what you already know.