₦airaland Forum

olihilistic:
SK too strong for me.
Trams condein and alcohol....
you had a bad experience with it.
maybe first experience and you over took it...

olusholajohn:
Wayray

olihilistic:
Money no dey na...
na G-4 and codein we dey use do morning devotion sometimes.

CAPSLOCKED:

#freethesheeple

olihilistic:
Hahhaaaha bad nigga. Udeme Big stout?

Writs:
More like Magical, hypnotic handkerchiefs...

olihilistic:
Lmao.
you be my bad.
repent for where.. Congo na d best thing that ever happened to man.

valdes00:
And since white garment churches dey use 7G network, their predictions dey clear

olihilistic:
haahhhhaaha
that sexy Prof wey been teach us Introduction to animal biochemistry I am coming for you ma.
but baba how una take start the convo with em..?

amicable09:
First, I should apologize for using abbreviations when I've not written the word in full previously. I apologize. You owe me an apology too for thinking I should just know what DBN is by looking at the word even outside banking context

Overdraft (OD) is a short term loan (usually not more than 12 months). Of all forms of lending available to individual borrowers, I prefer overdraft facility more. It's always useful in cases where borrowers need to augment working capital, that is meet urgent need for cash. In overdraft, banks allow borrowers to draw money in excess of the credit balance in their current account. When I look at a customer's overdraft account balance it is usually in negative (debit) except the customer (he/she) has paid off.

For small business owners who sell on credit, they can use this line to make up for the financing gap that occurs between payment of staff salaries and when their debtors pay back. That you sold goods on credit doesn't mean your staff should be owed salaries, the business owner can draw from his account in zero to meet other financing needs.

I know Development Bank of Nigeria (DBN) has commenced on lending activities like BOI is doing. The thought of on lending just made me smile. So, I'm guessing the microfinance banks that they have signed on to disburse these funds through will have to provide Guarantee lines for their customers. Let's hope they agree to, otherwise they will use the money for other business activities and I don't blame them because bank guarantees are just as risky as any other form of lending available.

About my password, it hasn't been reset yet but I'll strive to get it sorted out this weekend. A lot of things taking my attention this weekend sha but my concentration will be restored soon

olihilistic:
All this epistle on top another man Pikin wey d shine old Congo?

TheHistorian:
Movie title please??

So I can follow up the Cinemas' viewers rate via box office and see how much it rakes in...

Useless liar!

Billyonaire:
This is what happens when you have no more bills to pay. She is in heavenly state of mind.

But what becomes of a person after freedom from debt depicts what anyone can become at free times.

Someone who knows her should tell her to take some books and read... Right?

What this lady does is what I want to be interested in. To know why someone can be this stupid of sexualizing everything and making us men lose interest on 'thighs'. Beyonce started this shittt. Now thighs are no longer erotic. We have to see beyond the beyond before you begin to be moved.

Can our women at least hide certain parts of their bodies and at least give us something to work hard before we could see. Instead of showing all their organs and making their body to become less attractive.

I am sorry to rant but what is the joy of working hard if I have to pay nothing to see our sexy ladies naked.

I really do not know why I should work harder anymore. I have got no bills to pay and the only thing that gave me joy of working hard has become too cheap and even free to see.

Guys. I am out

Yeligray:
Amazing but i know that the surgery was not done here in Nigeria...

amicable09:
I don't understand when people say interest rate to service loans are high. They are not.

SME right?
Instead of term loans, why don't they request for an OD line? There's what we call borrowing cause and borrowing purpose, they are both different. You sit with young business owners and ask them what they want and they go LOAN!

I met one today. 'Young man open an account with us'. His reply, "Will your bank give me loan?" and in my head I don't understand, loan? what for? Yes, an overdraft is a loan too but when you guys say loan you want the bank to give you one million naira for a full year! Lol. Do you know what that means? Lol.

1mn is nothing, you can get it under 24 hours but what for? When a small business owner is given more than is required, he squanders the money. That's when he comes back to complain about high interest rate. There are lines open for them to enjoy, they should ask their account officers. I'll share some here when next I can.

pyyxxaro:


See ur old palm like monkey own

kay29000:
This is the best.

Billyonaire:
I tried that weed tea, bro it fermented. Did you say it is one boiling and filtering and throwing away the chaff ? Cos I soaked them in and let it lie. Now just looking at the jar scares the shiit out of me.

Master! Master!! Teach me how to prepare the tea again.

As for the cooking stuff, I hired 2 new cooks and they are beautiful. My wife got into the country and I had to hire 2 new chefs, cos I dont want her messing up her medicure. I do not know why fellow men live their lives based on domestic ego of masculine domination. What ever it takes one must create love in the home and keep the women mesmerizing in love and lust.

Life is sweet when you are a 5D entity living in 3D bodies and seeing through the illusion of the ego.

May our Spirit Guides make our lives easy, because we have bursted the matrix.

Billyonaire:
Any Christian and Muslim who becomes violent on an account of this, is very ignorant and needs more than religion to purge such stupid. Christianity and Islam are birthed from Father Abraham (Ibrahim); These two religions have the same Holy Book, but along the line, lies and mind programming stories and clauses got injected into this Book and Separated them to two different books.

How come you all dont know that you are offsprings of Abraham, that Jerusalem is indeed a City they all share in common, because they are brothers.

So, Jerusalem is supposed to be their Home, both of them and not the nonsense they do by living side by side in enmity and sharing Jerusalem as enemy. It is not done. Islam and Christianity must unite as a religion. Because the two religions are not even worth the problems they create on this planet. These are DNA related people, with same stories in the same religions, just name differences and the injections of doctrines by their different Avatars or Prophet to suit their egotistic longings and fantasies.

Mohammed loved pussies and he could kill for it. Jesus loved fish and bread, and even Mary washed his legs and rub fine expensive perfume. Romantic pedicure didnt start today. I love them both, because I love sexy ladies too. None of these are sins when you know the higher truth. But the holier-than-thou attitude of the members of these two religions are totally against what those Prophets stood for. And one is not supposed to obey Mohammed's instruction to kill. Life is precious.


I have no words to express how bad it is that these people do not allow the world to be in peace because of their ignorance.

May we all gather together and stop these two decoy Savior Programs from disturbing our once peaceful planet. We should have wiped these religions off the Earth before they become this viral.

Peace Be Unto You, in Jesus Name, Allahu Akbar

Billyonaire:
Dear OP,

Do you know how to cook ?

Is there a commandment from nature, that it is only humans of female gender that can cook ?

I believe those two lines of codes have reset your mind for my advise.

Hire a Cook, but if you can not afford a cook, then I am sure you are typing this message from internet. There is a place called Youtube where you can search for 'how to cook videos', there is also a place called google, where you can search for recipes.

Follow the instruction and learn how to cook, but if you want to make it sexy, let your wife wear a sexy top, without undies ofcourse and both of you can spend daily moments in the kitchen and practice cooking together for one month, then come back here and 'sow a seed' to the Universe. Do not forget to plant the seeds of children to come while turning that pot.

Do not allow customs, traditions, business, masculinity etc fool you. You are a human being, you can learn anything even how to cook.

Congrats on your new skills in advance.

cummando:
So do I ooooooo...and she is 12. God help us

cummando:
Your last sentence made my evening....slowly....e dey sweet

petra1:
Andy How are they identified

wakaman:
Ntoor, early signs of the futility .

Billyonaire:
I am learning new words to add to my dictionary of registers, abeg which one be 'Paper Boys' ? I have heard Yahoo Yahoo, Wire Wire, Yahoo Plus, and now Paper Boys.

Keneking:
Adesuwa sef

Wetin Banky Moon go dey touch for up

Not padded

Favbolu:
That good, but he should learn to slim fit is trouser.