₦airaland Forum

romme2u:
Baba, you na correct guy. After you na still you.

i for like be your PA for this parole make i follow peep from behind

olihilistic:
Hahahahaha my gee and puna ehnn. How far na I no come see your message for whatsapp again na

urahara:
looooooooool, may be I will try and adopt your stance on religion.

it's truly useful.



so with all the hijab , the Jordanian okolo open leg

Offpoint:
wanna become a Catholic priest now... I don tire for gilz wahala

tofolo:
When all they do is pictured below.

Evidence1000:
Jeez! This is serious. Could hitting one's head with a gun cause an injury as serious as this? Brother I thank God for your life.

Evablizin:


I thought i'd seen it all,until i saw a drunk urinating from the back of a Hilux van.

Kenndee:
Probably he was being kidnapped.. and decided to leave a trail....if otherwise...

olihilistic:
Freeze my mannest man..
Tell em.
Xmas doesn't even correlate with Jesus birth.

urahara:
looool.

very true


and funny enough the " godless " nations that Nigerian Christians condemn are so much better than us at all ramifications.

I may even say they have more morals than us.




...........so your mom knows about your irreligiousness?

woooow

how did she take it?

DopeBoss:
...Some nigerian girls are funny sha dey turn dating to business...once u start dating them you automatically start owing them money

urahara:
looooool.

the same Jew's that see Christians as idolaters

Austinoiz:
Hahahaha...look at this nameless clown throwing up empty boasts here and there. Wait, did I hear you say your DOG? Hahahaha. I know of one dog in your family and that's you

Alwaysking:
Olosho no be job.

danvon:
im not urahara

Offpoint:
she asked me what I do for a living and I told her " I live for a living" now she ain't pickin'up my calls... please what's my offence?

danvon:
Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of SATAN, which say they are JEWS, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee."
Revelation:3:9, how do you expect them to believe that Satan is evil?


"There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it."
1 Corinthians:10:13 God did not let Satan tempt Job beyond what he could not bear, God is good he doesn't support Satan

Richardabbey:
Thank God D Truck Pusher Didnt Die
Hope Say At Least 3 Policeman Die Sha

Stooi76:
The driver has enter one chance in the hands of those police. They will open shop on his head

KinzyeWriter:
From generation to generation ... Nice shot.

DrinkLimca:
shame on naira land hoes..
Most ladies in naira land have never seen 100,000 naira with their vaginas since they started the business

john650:
Thank God for saving your life.

Was the shot mean't for somebody else or was it meant for her but didn't bring her down? I hope the police are investigating. You can't afford to just sweep it under the carpet because the killers could be back.

Who wants her dead? Is it friends, business deal gone bad, jilted boyfriend or a rebuffed interest? These are questions that the victim needs to help the police answer. People just don't get shot at on the street.

nenergy:
You should have suspected after he chose an hotel for meeting venue. Invest in a camera pen, key holder or eye glasses. Record your business dealings for safety purposes. Imagine you have a video of him asking for homosexual sex... he'll go to jail for that slap!

Next they'll invite you to their house. Please be safe out there!

DrinkLimca:
This talentless actress.. She looks like a laughing dog.

Inkredible:


98% of these girls out there use yansh to sort shii out.

The remaining 2% either has a rich dad or just plain hideous.

Shey na because this wan come outside?

Yeye dey smell.

MYBLOCUS:
CAN THIS OLOSHO COME AND KNOCK ME OFF AM IN THE MOOD

doyinisaac:
Thank you for letting us know..

Muafrika2:
This goes to all thick heads whose price has already been paid way above the market price but they are insisting on staying back at the market. It cost way above your market price. Christ is a shrewd business man. He doesn't make investments that don't materialise ... so enjoy the ignorance while it lasts,

sonofluc1fer:
What price?

Death? He never died. That tale at Calvary was just a 3-day pretend suicide.
Pain? I'm Nigerian. Pain is a part of daily living.
Forgiveness of sins? Lol, I no send am message. I never enter my mama womb, you go dey die for me.. na who send am message? I tell am say I no wan sin? Was I involved in the discussion where this transaction was sanctioned? Wetin concern black man concern Jesus beating for Israel?

So, my brother, the only price he paid was a scam. The cross is mental bondage, the nails hung the corpse of a false king.

Jesus was just a mad man like me.. though I have better dress sense and cool gadgets.

He smoked good herb like me. That 40 days fasting in the wilderness... get the hints.

Munchies got him. He sees this guy who teases him, trying to get him to turn stone to bread. It gets better.

My nigga Jesus was so high, he saw the whole world..and a voice told him he could give him everything.


THEN, that voice tempted him to jump from the top of a mountain, and promised to send angels to protect him.

Lmao. Jesus was just a stoner that got stoned for taking his high too literally.. 3 nails killed the carpenter's son, the irony.


I'm greater than Jesus. I shouldn't be paying the price for his foolishness.

safarigirl:
no mind them.

They are saying she should do squats, get a nutritionist as if it is not her money and time she will use.

You have to do squats religiously, every single day or progress fit no dey for all your struggle. Tonto is a working, single mother, she ain't got time for squats.

Hian! The difference between the exercise route and the surgery route is likebthe difference between making money as a cement carrier and making money as an internet marketer.

Exercise is not for everybody, same way surgery is not for everybody. Her body, her way